by Kalasparata » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:54 am
by Demen » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:57 am
Kalasparata wrote:In Kalasparata, the punishment for driving with a blood alcohol level over 0.02 will result in getting shot in the stomach, then we surgically remove the bullet and the only thing stopping the painn is your own screams. We don't waste money on giving those discusting insult to moratic ass holes who don't even belong in my ass hole let alone society by giving them useless luxuries like anaesthetic, laughing gas. Not even morphine or even crappy pain killers. They don't deserve. No! They must suffer the pain. That's not the end of it, they get a 3 day break, which is 3 days too long, but anyway, then they start work.
Here is the Schedule:
3am:Breif nap
3:05am:Start work. Hard manual labour. Build a house
8am:Toilet break unless the house isn't complete, if not, keep working on it
8:02am:Toilet break over- if you are still doing your bussiness, you are dragged out, if you haven't gone yet, get ready to do it onn you-Start chopping wood for tommoro's construction job
9:30am:Cook breakfeast for wardens-Change cloaths so they're not wet/soiled in the kitchen. Each prisoner must cook 5000 pancakes, 2 kg of bacon and eggs, 1 bowl for each of 80 types of cerial. There is only one frying pan and one stove everyone must share
10:30am-Eating time for wardens. If your meal for the wardens isn't ready, you lose your arms. You must repeat this cycle even though you're handless. If you have already have had your arms cut off, get ready for your face to be pressed on the stove for 15 seconds. We'll do this each day if we have to
10:32am-Change back into wet/soiled cloaths. This will be your last change of cloaths till 9:30am the next morning
11:10am-Time to sort through the Syringes from the hospital. Raped and used ones go in one bin and un-rapped and used ones go in another
5:00pm-Community service. This could be changing new-born babies' nappies at the hospital or cleaning clogged toilets
5:50pm:Spend time with visitors shall you have any, if not, sit and watch everyone else! The visitors are not there for the sake of the prisinors. They're there because it's not fair on them not seeing their loved ones when they did nothing wrong
6:00pm-Brief dinner. Scarf down as much as you can in these 2 minutes. You can only eat during food breaks. What ever hasn't been swallowed goes in the bin and you watch it. Try not to vomit from the bad taste, we know it's expired but it's your only food for the day so make it last!
6:02pm-Diging 70 meter holes for land fill with nothing but a shovel
10:00pm-Short break. By this we mean start book binding
10:02pm-Start loading and unloading cargo planes with nothing but your own strengh. Careful, some may weigh upto a metric tonne!
2:56-Time to scratch yourself. The only time to relive iches. That is, if you still have your hands. If not, then watch everyone else and their relife
3:00am-Brief nap
3:05am-Repeat
And this is the punishment is for people who are1.5 the limit or less, the punishment for more is far, far worse...
So, what's your nation's punishment?
by Belrussia » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:07 am
by Victorious Decepticons » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:13 am
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
by Menta Lee-IL » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:14 am
by Seperate Vermont » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:16 am
by Lackadaisical2 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:18 am
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by Ordo Drakul » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:25 am
by Draconikus » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:33 am
by Suurta-Osavaltio » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:37 am
by Great Nepal » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:41 am
by Vortiaganica » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:46 am
by St George of England » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:49 am
Kalasparata wrote:11:10am-Time to sort through the Syringes from the hospital. Raped and used ones go in one bin and un-rapped and used ones go in another
by Serchar-Batelo » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:53 am
by Mid Lothian » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:30 am
by Cadonica » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:14 am
by Frostaland » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:35 am
Xanicea wrote:If you forcibly kick Capitalists out of your nation, you're either a genius (because you developed a planned economy that can grow/thrive without Capitalism) or you're an idiot (because you basically condemned your nation to economic stagnation and shrinkage)
by Birrapex » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:43 am
by Bajireyn » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:01 am
Kalasparata wrote:In Kalasparata, the punishment for driving with a blood alcohol level over 0.02 will result in getting shot in the stomach, then we surgically remove the bullet and the only thing stopping the painn is your own screams. We don't waste money on giving those discusting insult to moratic ass holes who don't even belong in my ass hole let alone society by giving them useless luxuries like anaesthetic, laughing gas. Not even morphine or even crappy pain killers. They don't deserve. No! They must suffer the pain. That's not the end of it, they get a 3 day break, which is 3 days too long, but anyway, then they start work.
Here is the Schedule:
3am:Breif nap
3:05am:Start work. Hard manual labour. Build a house
8am:Toilet break unless the house isn't complete, if not, keep working on it
8:02am:Toilet break over- if you are still doing your bussiness, you are dragged out, if you haven't gone yet, get ready to do it onn you-Start chopping wood for tommoro's construction job
9:30am:Cook breakfeast for wardens-Change cloaths so they're not wet/soiled in the kitchen. Each prisoner must cook 5000 pancakes, 2 kg of bacon and eggs, 1 bowl for each of 80 types of cerial. There is only one frying pan and one stove everyone must share
10:30am-Eating time for wardens. If your meal for the wardens isn't ready, you lose your arms. You must repeat this cycle even though you're handless. If you have already have had your arms cut off, get ready for your face to be pressed on the stove for 15 seconds. We'll do this each day if we have to
10:32am-Change back into wet/soiled cloaths. This will be your last change of cloaths till 9:30am the next morning
11:10am-Time to sort through the Syringes from the hospital. Raped and used ones go in one bin and un-rapped and used ones go in another
5:00pm-Community service. This could be changing new-born babies' nappies at the hospital or cleaning clogged toilets
5:50pm:Spend time with visitors shall you have any, if not, sit and watch everyone else! The visitors are not there for the sake of the prisinors. They're there because it's not fair on them not seeing their loved ones when they did nothing wrong
6:00pm-Brief dinner. Scarf down as much as you can in these 2 minutes. You can only eat during food breaks. What ever hasn't been swallowed goes in the bin and you watch it. Try not to vomit from the bad taste, we know it's expired but it's your only food for the day so make it last!
6:02pm-Diging 70 meter holes for land fill with nothing but a shovel
10:00pm-Short break. By this we mean start book binding
10:02pm-Start loading and unloading cargo planes with nothing but your own strengh. Careful, some may weigh upto a metric tonne!
2:56-Time to scratch yourself. The only time to relive iches. That is, if you still have your hands. If not, then watch everyone else and their relife
3:00am-Brief nap
3:05am-Repeat
And this is the punishment is for people who are1.5 the limit or less, the punishment for more is far, far worse...
So, what's your nation's punishment?
by Great Nepal » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:03 am
Bajireyn wrote:Kalasparata wrote:In Kalasparata, the punishment for driving with a blood alcohol level over 0.02 will result in getting shot in the stomach, then we surgically remove the bullet and the only thing stopping the painn is your own screams. We don't waste money on giving those discusting insult to moratic ass holes who don't even belong in my ass hole let alone society by giving them useless luxuries like anaesthetic, laughing gas. Not even morphine or even crappy pain killers. They don't deserve. No! They must suffer the pain. That's not the end of it, they get a 3 day break, which is 3 days too long, but anyway, then they start work.
Here is the Schedule:
3am:Breif nap
3:05am:Start work. Hard manual labour. Build a house
8am:Toilet break unless the house isn't complete, if not, keep working on it
8:02am:Toilet break over- if you are still doing your bussiness, you are dragged out, if you haven't gone yet, get ready to do it onn you-Start chopping wood for tommoro's construction job
9:30am:Cook breakfeast for wardens-Change cloaths so they're not wet/soiled in the kitchen. Each prisoner must cook 5000 pancakes, 2 kg of bacon and eggs, 1 bowl for each of 80 types of cerial. There is only one frying pan and one stove everyone must share
10:30am-Eating time for wardens. If your meal for the wardens isn't ready, you lose your arms. You must repeat this cycle even though you're handless. If you have already have had your arms cut off, get ready for your face to be pressed on the stove for 15 seconds. We'll do this each day if we have to
10:32am-Change back into wet/soiled cloaths. This will be your last change of cloaths till 9:30am the next morning
11:10am-Time to sort through the Syringes from the hospital. Raped and used ones go in one bin and un-rapped and used ones go in another
5:00pm-Community service. This could be changing new-born babies' nappies at the hospital or cleaning clogged toilets
5:50pm:Spend time with visitors shall you have any, if not, sit and watch everyone else! The visitors are not there for the sake of the prisinors. They're there because it's not fair on them not seeing their loved ones when they did nothing wrong
6:00pm-Brief dinner. Scarf down as much as you can in these 2 minutes. You can only eat during food breaks. What ever hasn't been swallowed goes in the bin and you watch it. Try not to vomit from the bad taste, we know it's expired but it's your only food for the day so make it last!
6:02pm-Diging 70 meter holes for land fill with nothing but a shovel
10:00pm-Short break. By this we mean start book binding
10:02pm-Start loading and unloading cargo planes with nothing but your own strengh. Careful, some may weigh upto a metric tonne!
2:56-Time to scratch yourself. The only time to relive iches. That is, if you still have your hands. If not, then watch everyone else and their relife
3:00am-Brief nap
3:05am-Repeat
And this is the punishment is for people who are1.5 the limit or less, the punishment for more is far, far worse...
So, what's your nation's punishment?
really kala? people coudnt survive being shot and then having the bullet removed with out any pain-killers or meds its impossible even with a very small caliber bullet.also ive been meaning to ask this for along time...WHAT THE F*CKING HELL IS WITH YOUR PUNISHMENTS ,you have limbs removed for small infractions and your worst punishment...i dont even want to talk about that.your country has absolutely no respect for human life...kala if you do not remove this punishment and the others and force who ever the hell runs your country to resign...or i will invade
by Bajireyn » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:03 am
Great Nepal wrote:Bajireyn wrote:
really kala? people coudnt survive being shot and then having the bullet removed with out any pain-killers or meds its impossible even with a very small caliber bullet.also ive been meaning to ask this for along time...WHAT THE F*CKING HELL IS WITH YOUR PUNISHMENTS ,you have limbs removed for small infractions and your worst punishment...i dont even want to talk about that.your country has absolutely no respect for human life...kala if you do not remove this punishment and the others and force who ever the hell runs your country to resign...or i will invade
I could help ya with invasion.
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