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The Nuclear Fist
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Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:03 pm

Saurisia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:*puts on awesome eyepatch*
*watches as Saurisia dies a slow, horrible death due to radiation poisoning*
Well that covers that.


*Fires M1911 into TNF's torso*

*fires GSh-18 into Saurisia's torso*
Ah. Armour piercing handgun rounds. You gotta love 'em.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Saurisia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Saurisia » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:05 pm

*Fires FG42 in TNF's legs, head, and torso*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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St George of England
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby St George of England » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:05 pm

Helghast empire wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:We are quite attached to your slaves/servants you know. We beat them because we love them and want to help them.

Why have welfare when you can simply employ them as domestic servants where they can live in a quaint room in the estate and dine lavishly?


you can do things to raise your social status right? like middle class people can become rich somehow and have at least upper (not aristocrat) prestige?

In civilized society, this is possible, although riches usually come on the field of battle.
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Xarithis
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Founded: Oct 16, 2010
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Postby Xarithis » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:05 pm

New Nicksyllvania wrote:We are quite attached to your slaves/servants you know. We beat them because we love them and want to help them.

This Grand Imperial Administrator of Foreign Affairs likes this statement. It sounds exactly like how we treat our citizens - If you step out of line, we beat you. Out of love. We usually let the people do whatever the hell they want, though. As long as we are fine with it.
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Until I stop procrastinating and write a Factbook, here are a few basic facts of Xarithis for reference:

Form of Government: Dictatorship
RP Population: 40,444,305
Economic System: Mixed, Leaning toward State Capitalism

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The Nuclear Fist
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Founded: May 02, 2010
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:13 pm

Saurisia wrote:*Fires FG42 in TNF's legs, head, and torso*

*rips Saurisia into chunks via DPM*
*lights a sigar and smokes it*
Only real men somoke cigars.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:17 pm

*Blows up TNF to pieces with AT4*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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St George of England
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby St George of England » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:23 pm

*turns to country club buddies*
You see, you see how the colonial acts? This is why we must exhert ourselves to impose good, moral, civilized values upon them. Otherwise, as you can see here, it just devolves into mindless violence...
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Icarianna
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Posts: 211
Founded: Aug 17, 2008
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Icarianna » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:46 pm

Icarianna's gardens are second to none. They have variety and beauty and many butterflies, of course.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:21 pm

Saurisia wrote:*Blows up TNF to pieces with AT4*

*blows up Saurisia with an RPO-M Shmel-M*
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:24 pm

*Blows TNF up with Challenger 2*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Helghast empire
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Founded: Oct 14, 2009
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Postby Helghast empire » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:46 pm

well it's gonna be a long battle ain't it?.... TheNuclearFist obviously would fight, saying how radioactive particles are deadly and active...that aside...stop fighting you are making a mockery of yourselves, besides it technically isn't a war post so...yeah..just stop -.-
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The Ottish Empire
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Founded: Feb 13, 2010
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Postby The Ottish Empire » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:54 pm

New Nicksyllvania wrote:The Finest Dressed Soldiers in the World
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and Ft too!
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Good lord, Nick's FT too? God help us, god help us all.
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Demphor
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Founded: Jun 03, 2010
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Postby Demphor » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:59 pm

Royal Demphorian Air Force (RDAF)
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Royal Demphorian Army
Main Military Conflicts: The Battle of Goegias (Bellow)
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The Royal 14th Armoured Corps

Branch: Kings Royal Armed Forces
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Experience: Elite
How Many Cadets Succed in Getting In (Out Of 100):10-20
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Caption: In Training, 1967
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Heavy Tank

Just to Sum it Up, My Army Is The Finest.
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Noders
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Founded: Aug 20, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Noders » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:08 pm

My nation boasts the FINEST YOUTUBE PRODUCER Q.E.D!
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NERVUN
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Postby NERVUN » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:35 pm

Saurisia, The Nuclear Fist, New Nicksyllvania, St George of England, Helghast empire: Knock off the threadjack NOW! If you guys keep up this sort of off topic idiotcy, we will be coming back with Modhammers in hand, m'k?
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The New Gaula Reich
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Founded: May 22, 2010
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Postby The New Gaula Reich » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:08 pm

Our people are among the most accepting of a government that others see as "oppressive" in the world.

The Third Wehrmacht Army is the most efficient execution machine in the nation, it also is the most efficient set of "Pawns" in the Gaulan game of War.

Reichspremeir Heinrich Hallen is the most respected man in the Reich.

Reichsdicverter Anschallen (age 85) voted down almost all suggested changes to the Gaulan language since 2007.

Heinrich "Rallenmark" Rallen is the richest man in the Reich outside the government, with a permanent bank balance of over Image 9,000, and a maximum of over Image 15,000,000.
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Mine's bigger.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:15 pm

Surprisingly, most 'extreme' music isn't quite that popular. Most citizens of the Nuclear Fist enjoy the marching songs, patriotic music, and traditional music such as this.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Herminia
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Founded: Jul 22, 2009
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Postby Herminia » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:18 pm

We also have great marching music like this
No, in RL, I'm not a Nazi, I'm just an ordinary guy who knows the true politics behind it.
New Nicksyllvania wrote:Long live the Empire! A thousand Huzzahs for Herminia, and may our most esteemed Chancellor, the handsome devil, die a most noble and courageous death soon!

Canadai wrote:Seeing that, in a modern setting, scares the @#!*% out of me.

I have to say, you're by far the best at RPing a modern Nazi nation I've seen. Right down to the national motto.

in Herminia, gays are given the honour of executing communists

you truly are an enlightened nation

Zis nation has elements of magic, oppressed Nichtmenschen, and Nazi Super Science, zere is no realism with me

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Helghast empire
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Founded: Oct 14, 2009
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Postby Helghast empire » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:48 pm

NERVUN wrote:Saurisia, The Nuclear Fist, New Nicksyllvania, St George of England, Helghast empire: Knock off the threadjack NOW! If you guys keep up this sort of off topic idiotcy, we will be coming back with Modhammers in hand, m'k?


aye aye sir ... damn you people ARE watching ... but I'll be through being in this post with this one being the last...good bye this post :(

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