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Kereptica
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:21 pm

Saurisia wrote:Because it's disgusting and immoral, Humans should not engage in bestiality at all! They should at least stick to their species.


According to whom?

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Kereptica
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:22 pm

Satirius wrote:what if it was a horse in scale armor


then you get the AC bonus but you're flatfooted and the spell-penalty is increased

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:22 pm

Us, you slow-witted Human!
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
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Reformed Britannia
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Postby Reformed Britannia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:23 pm

Satirius wrote:itt natural conclusion of every sex thread

So what are the laws regarding a human and an aroused stallion? Is getting your "Mr. Hands" on legal?

i see the string of pointless threads have reached their 'climax'


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Mindhar
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Postby Mindhar » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:23 pm

This is the best thread ever.

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Kereptica
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:24 pm

Saurisia wrote:Us, you slow-witted Human!


Rather circular, that is.

And really, for a nation which enjoys, en-masse, to pretend that they're dinosaurs to disdain us is rather laughable.
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D-16 AI
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Postby D-16 AI » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:24 pm

Kereptica wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Because it's disgusting and immoral, Humans should not engage in bestiality at all! They should at least stick to their species.


According to whom?


Dinosaur species...
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Fasdia
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Postby Fasdia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:25 pm

Fasdia tends not to pass laws regulating people's private lives, if it doesn't negatively effect others. So as long as they're not abusing the animal, or trespassing on someone else's property to gain access to the animal, there is nothing illegal about bestiality/zoophilia.
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Unilisia
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Postby Unilisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:25 pm

Kereptica wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Because your way too free to possibly exist and because a reverse Mr Hands would make me vomit backwards.


Because the legal prevention of equine sodomy is integral to the survival of a nation.


:palm:

When did I say that ?
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Kereptica
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:26 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Kereptica wrote:
Because the legal prevention of equine sodomy is integral to the survival of a nation.


:palm:

When did I say that ?


"Because your way too free to possibly exist"

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Qwcasd
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Postby Qwcasd » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:27 pm

No laws regarding it at all

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:27 pm

Kereptica wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Us, you slow-witted Human!


Rather circular, that is.

And really, for a nation which enjoys, en-masse, to pretend that they're dinosaurs to disdain us is rather laughable.


Pff, what are talking about, we ARE Dinosaurs, silly!
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
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Teccor
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Postby Teccor » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:28 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Kereptica wrote:
Because the legal prevention of equine sodomy is integral to the survival of a nation.


:palm:

When did I say that ?

You're actually arguing with Kereptica? It's like arguing with a far-Left, militantly atheist brick wall.
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Postby The Rich Port » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:28 pm

:shock: :blink: :meh:

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Kereptica
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:29 pm

Saurisia wrote:Pff, what are talking about, we ARE Dinosaurs, silly!


The important thing is that you believe it. Now go outside and play, kiddo.

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:30 pm

Teccor wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
:palm:

When did I say that ?

You're actually arguing with Kereptica? It's like arguing with a far-Left, militantly atheist brick wall.


Wish I can blast that wall with a Bazooka! :P
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Kereptica
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:30 pm

Teccor wrote:You're actually arguing with Kereptica? It's like arguing with a far-Left, militantly atheist brick wall.


Isn't it wonderful? :hug:

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:30 pm

Kereptica wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Pff, what are talking about, we ARE Dinosaurs, silly!


The important thing is that you believe it. Now go outside and play, kiddo.


The important thing is that we are, now shut up and mind your own business, bucko.
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Satirius
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Postby Satirius » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:32 pm

Saurisia wrote:
Teccor wrote:You're actually arguing with Kereptica? It's like arguing with a far-Left, militantly atheist brick wall.


Wish I can blast that wall with a Bazooka! :P

for fuck's sake

Shitting this thread up with oblique partisan snipes is, for once, not allowed. FANI sucks enough as is.
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Seculartopia
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Postby Seculartopia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:32 pm

Unlike some of the harsher punishments here, those who have unconsensual sex with an unconsenting animal, sapient species, etc. go to rehab, the victim also having a form of rehab offered.
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:33 pm

Kereptica wrote:
Teccor wrote:You're actually arguing with Kereptica? It's like arguing with a far-Left, militantly atheist brick wall.


Isn't it wonderful? :hug:


Not if I have anything to say about it.

*Grabs bazooka*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Teccor
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Postby Teccor » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:33 pm

Satirius wrote:
Saurisia wrote:
Wish I can blast that wall with a Bazooka! :P

for fuck's sake

Shitting this thread up with oblique partisan snipes is, for once, not allowed. FANI sucks enough as is.

I agree, though you were a bit vulgar. How about we either get back on topic or move this to NSG?
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Minister of Defence: Martin Langfield
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You... you snowman! ~ New Kereptica, on Racial Slurs
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Postby Maraque » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:34 pm

Seculartopia wrote:Unlike some of the harsher punishments here, those who have unconsensual sex with an unconsenting animal, sapient species, etc. go to rehab, the victim also having a form of rehab offered.
We exercise a similar practice to our Seculartopian colleagues.

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Takaram
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Postby Takaram » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:34 pm

All sex is illegal until consent is given in Takaram. Any non-human animal, or any human under the age of 18 (providing for the exception built in for 16-24 year olds), is considered unable to consent. Ergo, equine sodomy is illegal.

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Teccor
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Postby Teccor » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:35 pm

Our government's official stance on this issue:
Maraque wrote:Legal if consensual. And since most of our animal species aren't sapient creatures that's not possible.
"The modern definition of "racist" is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal leftist." -Peter Brimelow
Important People
Minister of Commerce: Alexander Ferinzei
Minister of International Affairs: Mayumi Thyme
Minister of Internal Affairs: Desmond Vito
Minister of Defence: Martin Langfield
Wars
Shataristani War (Treaty Reached)
WarLev
Peacetime
[Arms Build-up]
Small-Scale Conflict
Full-Scale War
You... you snowman! ~ New Kereptica, on Racial Slurs
I find flipping people off to work quite well ~ Buffet and Colbert, on Dating
Zetion wrote:Fuck PETA, my meat tastes better knwoing they dont want me to eat it.
Marquesan wrote:Furthermore, a news flash. This just in from the department of pancakes: F*ck waffles.

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