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Thurask
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Thurask » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:46 pm

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Postby New high charity 24 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:48 pm

we would also offer them this!!! Image :)
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby New Amerik » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:58 pm

1. Quarintine the area.
2. Send in the combat doktors, Genetiks, and Sentinel assasins.
3. Kill queen fairly quickly. Lose three people.
4. Take body back to the Hall, study it FOR SCIENCE!

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5. Ask the Hive Terraformer Fleet. They're also bug like aliens, they can handle it
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Postby Greater Rhodes » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:45 pm

Study said hive for scientific research and if hostile or if it presents immediate danger for Rhodian society neutralize.
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Postby Saurisia » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:53 pm

We also try to crush the little monsters with our tanks and mechs as well as blast ANY Xeno eggs we find to prevent the spread of those horrible facehuggers!

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Postby Triapolis » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:41 am

See xenomorphs.
Shoot.
"Sir, they have acid blood!"
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Postby The shee species » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:58 am

New Nicksyllvania wrote:Fix Bayonets!

Form Square!

Volley fire at 100 yards!

Charge!

The xenomorphs are no match for Nicksyllvanian soldiers!

Wouldn't, haveing been born from a Nicksyllvanian, rather then some pleb from anouther nation, be better?

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Postby Haiz » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:56 am

Imeriata wrote:Step one: the area be evacuated and the survivors strictly quarantined while the contaminated area would be surrounded at the earliest opportunity free fire lawns would be achievable.
Step two: the area would be bombed to ensure the terrain were flat without much cover to ensure we can march in formation and the xenomorph would be unable to hid or use the terrain to its advantage.
Step three: carefully map xenomporph moment to find out where the hive are with the aid of aircraft
Step four Part One: begin bombardment with the help of aircraft and artillery of said hive.
Step four Part two: Begin march towards the hive in formations with the cover of the bombardment in the protection of clear fire lawns to ensure every xenomorph would face a wall of bullets before they could arrive at our lines.
Step five: begin siege of hive by using clear fire fields that would mean that a clear line of sight would make any attempt of a break out impossible or extremely costly.
Step six: gas the hive and shot every creature that attempts to make a break for it.
Step seven: celebrate a heroic victory in the name of human superiority and monarchy whit mead and blueberry pie.


Contaminated? Thats just a sick term for another lifeform.
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sucrati » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:01 am

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Postby Grand Armenica » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:03 am

It doesn't my nation would find a way to capture it and plant it in another nation as a distraction so we can invade them.
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Postby Imeriata » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:54 am

Haiz wrote:
Imeriata wrote:Step one: the area be evacuated and the survivors strictly quarantined while the contaminated area would be surrounded at the earliest opportunity free fire lawns would be achievable.
Step two: the area would be bombed to ensure the terrain were flat without much cover to ensure we can march in formation and the xenomorph would be unable to hid or use the terrain to its advantage.
Step three: carefully map xenomporph moment to find out where the hive are with the aid of aircraft
Step four Part One: begin bombardment with the help of aircraft and artillery of said hive.
Step four Part two: Begin march towards the hive in formations with the cover of the bombardment in the protection of clear fire lawns to ensure every xenomorph would face a wall of bullets before they could arrive at our lines.
Step five: begin siege of hive by using clear fire fields that would mean that a clear line of sight would make any attempt of a break out impossible or extremely costly.
Step six: gas the hive and shot every creature that attempts to make a break for it.
Step seven: celebrate a heroic victory in the name of human superiority and monarchy whit mead and blueberry pie.


Contaminated? Thats just a sick term for another lifeform.

In the case of Xenomorphs is it a correct one as they are not only a severe threat to humanity but to the ecosystem in general so they could actually be considered a plague and should be treated as such as they are not even sentient. This means that they are only animals and we can eliminate them as a threat to both us and every life form on this our fair world without having to take natural order in to account.
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Postby Orcoa » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:05 am

Imeriata wrote:
Haiz wrote:
Imeriata wrote:Step one: the area be evacuated and the survivors strictly quarantined while the contaminated area would be surrounded at the earliest opportunity free fire lawns would be achievable.
Step two: the area would be bombed to ensure the terrain were flat without much cover to ensure we can march in formation and the xenomorph would be unable to hid or use the terrain to its advantage.
Step three: carefully map xenomporph moment to find out where the hive are with the aid of aircraft
Step four Part One: begin bombardment with the help of aircraft and artillery of said hive.
Step four Part two: Begin march towards the hive in formations with the cover of the bombardment in the protection of clear fire lawns to ensure every xenomorph would face a wall of bullets before they could arrive at our lines.
Step five: begin siege of hive by using clear fire fields that would mean that a clear line of sight would make any attempt of a break out impossible or extremely costly.
Step six: gas the hive and shot every creature that attempts to make a break for it.
Step seven: celebrate a heroic victory in the name of human superiority and monarchy whit mead and blueberry pie.


Contaminated? Thats just a sick term for another lifeform.

In the case of Xenomorphs is it a correct one as they are not only a severe threat to humanity but to the ecosystem in general so they could actually be considered a plague and should be treated as such as they are not even sentient. This means that they are only animals and we can eliminate them as a threat to both us and every life form on this our fair world without having to take natural order in to account.

besides their not animals but more bioweapons I think. If I remember something I readed in the aliens novel series is that they are some kind of weapon created by a dead race of aliens to wage war on their enemys
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:17 am

Orcoa wrote:
Imeriata wrote:
Haiz wrote:
Imeriata wrote:Step one: the area be evacuated and the survivors strictly quarantined while the contaminated area would be surrounded at the earliest opportunity free fire lawns would be achievable.
Step two: the area would be bombed to ensure the terrain were flat without much cover to ensure we can march in formation and the xenomorph would be unable to hid or use the terrain to its advantage.
Step three: carefully map xenomporph moment to find out where the hive are with the aid of aircraft
Step four Part One: begin bombardment with the help of aircraft and artillery of said hive.
Step four Part two: Begin march towards the hive in formations with the cover of the bombardment in the protection of clear fire lawns to ensure every xenomorph would face a wall of bullets before they could arrive at our lines.
Step five: begin siege of hive by using clear fire fields that would mean that a clear line of sight would make any attempt of a break out impossible or extremely costly.
Step six: gas the hive and shot every creature that attempts to make a break for it.
Step seven: celebrate a heroic victory in the name of human superiority and monarchy whit mead and blueberry pie.


Contaminated? Thats just a sick term for another lifeform.

In the case of Xenomorphs is it a correct one as they are not only a severe threat to humanity but to the ecosystem in general so they could actually be considered a plague and should be treated as such as they are not even sentient. This means that they are only animals and we can eliminate them as a threat to both us and every life form on this our fair world without having to take natural order in to account.

besides their not animals but more bioweapons I think. If I remember something I readed in the aliens novel series is that they are some kind of weapon created by a dead race of aliens to wage war on their enemys


Space jockeys I believe they are called, anyhow it was the large creature they found dead in the first movie if my memory serves me correctly.
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Postby Strykla » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:21 am

We'd train more flamethrowers.
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Postby Astralsideria » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:34 am

Issue orders to Lord Hannibal to speak in the WA asking for assistance, whilst using the entire Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Foreign legion to try and wipe it off the flaming map. If all else fails, hold a mass Mass and nuke the bastard.
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Postby Hydres » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:55 pm

hope they don't infest our sealife. If they did, the whole planet would die.

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Postby The Tavan Race » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:57 am

Fuck aliens, they can't breathe our atmosphere. So yeah.

If somehow they evolved to survive on our planet, then we would take them out with some virus that harms only them, and given that all our life shares the same ancestral DNA and they don't, this would be laughably easy.
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Postby 1337tonia » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:06 am

If we can't use them as bioweapons, we'll deal with it like we solve most of our problems:

With thousands upon thousands of rounds of ammunition and explosions (Operation: Blast the Crap Out of Anything That Doesn't Look Like Us). Then we'll erect a monument of some sort, or at least a shiny plaque.
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Postby 1337tonia » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:10 am

New high charity 24 wrote:we would also offer them this!!! Image :)



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Postby Polypontius » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:18 am

Convert the whole nation into Cybermen...lets see them chest burst that!

Also possibly employ Daleks or Predators.....

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Postby The Ambrose Islands » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:18 am

Bring out the National Animal boys!
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Postby New high charity 24 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:25 am

1337tonia wrote:
New high charity 24 wrote:we would also offer them this!!! Image :)



Pills here

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Postby KludgeMUSH » Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:37 am

Station 13 wrote:A random joke issue dumps a queen xenomorph "the alien from alien" in your nation. How does it take out the resulting hive?

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Postby Herminia » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:18 pm

Haiz wrote:
Imeriata wrote:Step one: the area be evacuated and the survivors strictly quarantined while the contaminated area would be surrounded at the earliest opportunity free fire lawns would be achievable.
Step two: the area would be bombed to ensure the terrain were flat without much cover to ensure we can march in formation and the xenomorph would be unable to hid or use the terrain to its advantage.
Step three: carefully map xenomporph moment to find out where the hive are with the aid of aircraft
Step four Part One: begin bombardment with the help of aircraft and artillery of said hive.
Step four Part two: Begin march towards the hive in formations with the cover of the bombardment in the protection of clear fire lawns to ensure every xenomorph would face a wall of bullets before they could arrive at our lines.
Step five: begin siege of hive by using clear fire fields that would mean that a clear line of sight would make any attempt of a break out impossible or extremely costly.
Step six: gas the hive and shot every creature that attempts to make a break for it.
Step seven: celebrate a heroic victory in the name of human superiority and monarchy whit mead and blueberry pie.


Contaminated? Thats just a sick term for another lifeform.


Hmph, obviously you freaks wouldn't stand a chance against Xenomorphs. As for us, we just blast those damn things in the head with small arms fire, rockets, tank fire, artillery fire, and bombard the things from the sky with helicopters and attack craft. We also would try crushing them with our tanks and APC's, take THAT you schweinhund!
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