The Katothwa Re language spoken in Wo'n Darshekeen is believed to have originated with the Zhekhati, a group that makes up less than 2% of the current populace. Zhekhati are an unusually bold alabaster white, similar to albino though occasionally marbled and far more resilient to solar radiation than any other group. Their eyes are usually blue or red, and the iris fills the entire exposed area of the eyeball, while the pupil is often difficult to discern. There have been those who claim they witnessed a Zhekhati's eyes actually glowing, but few take these claims seriously. Folk lore describes a brutal would-be tyrant named Katothwa Re with fantastic supernatural powers who was vanquished in the days of Wo'n Darshekeen's infancy, from whom came the language and who was the first Zhekhati. Opinions on the truth about Katothwa Re range from alien to sorcerer to time traveler to fairy tale. The name Katothwa Re, itself, translates as "Angel of Death," no doubt perpetuating the supernatural legends of its famous first speaker. The Vahkhb (Wochik General) reputed to have ultimately defeated Katothwa Re was Tuvahn Darshek. Darshek is revered as the father of Wo'n Darshekeen, and the combination of his name and that of the Wochik people for their country's name is often credited with the English corruption, "Wonderchicken."
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The Glory of God is Intelligence
Hacsézh ga Hac-Akhet (iashémalah) Teh (or håse§ ga håsaxet ja∫emala te)
Support the Tavan, Cilnotuzian, and Tăkăracepĭra languages!
Tămĕṕańa ramĕṕĭcańa gecipăraḿa ńeratĕ. Chehtehkeen ahvahkzeeb jacseetum: Forty seven sorrows for not spelling the Tăkăracepĭra language correctly in the spoiler. It would not work with the correct letters for the Tăkăracepĭra language. |
I've been thinking about adding this for a while, and Tavan's decision to provide pronunciation assistance nudged me to go ahead. I will continue providing transliterations, but this may help clarify some of the goofy letter combinations I keep choosing for those:
In an attempt to further improve the clarity of my transliterations, here are those same sounds attached to Roman characters, some International Phonetic Alphabet characters and diacritics:
Vowels
i = me
u = moo
â = say
o = so
a = sock
á = high
e = set
å = pat
¥ = shwa
î = spit
ü = took
Consonants
d§ = j
j = y
x = kh (unvoiced velar fricative, as German Bach or Dutch geel)
t∫ = ch
µ = ng
∫ = sh
§ = zh
∆ = unvoiced th
∂ = voiced th
« = Glottal stop
æ = stir
old diacritic system
Āā = A as in base
Ăă = A as in cat
Ää = Ah (as with the O in gone)
Ēē = E as in feet
Ĕĕ = E as in best
Ĭĭ = I as in sit
Ōō = O as in hope
Öö = OO as in took
Ūū = OO as in food
Əə = Schwa, as in butt
Xx = KH. A gutteral, as the Dutch G
THth = TH as in think
THth = TH as in this
Gg = G as in good
Jj = G as in George
ZHzh = The S in measure
I expect that no other letters will need further explanation.
In an attempt to further improve the clarity of my transliterations, here are those same sounds attached to Roman characters, some International Phonetic Alphabet characters and diacritics:
Vowels
i = me
u = moo
â = say
o = so
a = sock
á = high
e = set
å = pat
¥ = shwa
î = spit
ü = took
Consonants
d§ = j
j = y
x = kh (unvoiced velar fricative, as German Bach or Dutch geel)
t∫ = ch
µ = ng
∫ = sh
§ = zh
∆ = unvoiced th
∂ = voiced th
« = Glottal stop
æ = stir
old diacritic system
Āā = A as in base
Ăă = A as in cat
Ää = Ah (as with the O in gone)
Ēē = E as in feet
Ĕĕ = E as in best
Ĭĭ = I as in sit
Ōō = O as in hope
Öö = OO as in took
Ūū = OO as in food
Əə = Schwa, as in butt
Xx = KH. A gutteral, as the Dutch G
THth = TH as in think
THth = TH as in this
Gg = G as in good
Jj = G as in George
ZHzh = The S in measure
I expect that no other letters will need further explanation.
Rejistania - Forever United, Forever Free, Forever in Justice, Forever Prospering -> pa∫emsâ xüt je§nafå, xüt gå∫ ∫üd§unârdifå, xüt spirafå, xüt kasfeta.
E Fluxembourg - E Rules -> ei ja∫emala nasnadu
Inutoland - With Freedom, Strength; With Honour, Peace -> ja∫emala bîpotempka gå∫ ∫üd§unârdifå xüt ka; bîpotempka xothås xüt ru.
Cosumar - Explore, Expand, Excel, and Exceed Expectations -> sâ estoatei ebá, estoá ebá, emá'onde§á ebá, rü§ ehîlsá ebá xüt tri«iakâ.
Greater Rhodes - te ja∫emala håse§
The Sandking Hive - folfå ja∫emala, bî∆onda aux
The Shee Species
"ja∫emala epuga va."
"ja∫emala zi'epa va xüt ebafua eba xüt d§åsizan. sâ osa∫elába va xüt xotewasua, rü§ bîwasua xotewasua ite§u xüt ¥p gå ukakro vu∫i. ja∫emala få'eba'ia eba xüt kiste."
"ja∫emala bîlako set xüt d§îlstekfå gå va. futs ebafâla eba xüt zuki plex ∫eles?"
Jeuna - ketâgara, spirafå, xot'håsfå
Still on the old system:
Ajnavistan - Hac-Akhet yashémalah nacsnahdu
Mexico and its People - Cseekahnacs, gash shoojúnayrdeefa, gahásh, teshekhoteh
Maryginia - Csay bituvahndai Hac-Akhet
TurtleShroom - Yashémalah laydai vai khoot leeday ag pahzheso khrav-tum
Kharan-Regor - Csay ekahnutai ebai khoot tokar-fa ga icskah
Kablup - Geenahwah chaybuh, galatahn Kahblup
Mighty Brittania - Yashémalah ee-eeahgai vai khoot shenahcs csovlahfa
Baptisia - Csay bilaydai zhai khoot kricsmahk gah Hacs-Akhet b'lai bipurahtai khoot zhaikh kah
Clarksontopia - Khoot fahducs ga Lodahn
United Dependencies - Teh yahshemahlah kah
Asneira2 - Gwinahcs, Daim, Jilcstek, Prahfa (GDJP)
Ostronopolis - Yahshemahlah Biyezhnai Speerahfa Roozh Beer Khoot Cseecs Dezhma-Tum
Hypparchia - Veegahn bikhravzheh khucstar yahshemahlah juhbeecst
Gordonopia - Kahnahbyai khoot shoojúnah kahponar
Stannge - Casanova! Yezhnik cseekahnahcs naydar Parker
Sapiency - Ganukhot-tum yahshemahlah veegahn csay ehzhubah-gahshet roozh zhetoknahfa
Proog - Yahshemahlah bikhetushenah budacs khrav ga ganuch khoot ahn gahshet ikichah fai
Ziok - Vah yashemahlah cseekahnahcs
Covedale - Yahshemahlah kahgahrai vai khoot gash shoojúnayrdeefa bofe kah, roozh spirahfa bofe yujik ga shekhot-tum
Sucrati - Yahshemahlah bikahtah otu-Kitrium khoot jarbo dahkaht
Mutant Lobster People - Lahbster Peepl - Yahshemahlah tehtahtcsai vai ag ehkecsahgulu-tum; hucsai ag shekhot-tum
Seperate Vermont - Gash shoodjunayrdeefa roozh yezhnahfa
Coccygia - Yahshemahlah bigehvahlai ainahkor-tum roozh akhetfa khoot shoojar
Quake Strogg - Vai yahshemahlah Strogg. Ebai csay Strogg, zee yahshemahlah bidukepai
American MapleStory - Csay ebahgacsehtah ebah khoot cset div, Ahkhshekh Gorbachahv!
Jalanat - Yahshemahlah bizhetoknahvah csutesh'tee vah!
The Tavan Race - Yashemahlah bikahto zheh zhahkahl cset shekhot-tum b'lai csay gash-bifuah zheh khoot katothwa.
Moonkum - Vai yashemahlah ahkhot grai nulahcs.
Ramsetia - Yashemahlah kahnutai vai khoot fuyahcs-fa ga Cseekol ga Ramset.
Ramsetia (Version 2) - Yashemahlah gash-bitokar veegahn csee, rookahzh bi-ehzhu-ahshai veegahn shekhot-tum. Csay cset pahshemcsay.
New Amerik - Khoot Hac-Ahkhet, khoot tehjicst, khoot Votahnto.
PQ Forge - Yahshemahlah ebah-ocsahshehlah ebah khoot ahno b'lai laydai vai khoot kah ga shehneen.
Zirconim - Nahcs kahponar khoot cset shehkhot-tum. Nahcs shehkhot-tum khoot cset kahpokahnahcs.
Joesavi - Chaybah yahshemahlah kahto shtee zhahkee roozh khot-hacs.
Meryuma - Gash-shoojunayrdeefa kunahkree chaybuh yahshemahlah veegahn kahmikuhn.
Abanhfleft - Futcs bi-a-oocsah kraikh khoot csuhnday ga mu-ahb grai fehdicsk?
Abanhfleft (Version 2) - Yahshemahlah gash-bibairah beer khoot paht b'lai bibairah beer khoot ayzehkho.
Abanhfleft (Version 3) - Yahshemahlah gash-ehbah-ahcsprukah ehbah b'lai csay ehbah-licsah ehbah.
Waterlords - Pahshemcsay ehbah-ee-eh-icskah!
The Nuclear Fist - Yahshemahlah bishehlaibahnah gah-hahshfa khoot gash-shoodjunayrdeefa.
Illithar - Otainahkah yahshemahlah gehtu ga shekhot-tum, roozh shekhot-tum gehtu ga otainahkah.
ViZion - Yahshemahlah bi-ee-eh-icskah zheh khoot ViZion b'lai bikahto zheh.
None-of-Lonely-Nights - Csay gash-ehbahpoponah ehbah shehnacs kunahkree theejahcs zho ayshekho hacsezh.
The Gregori Guards - Shehkucsfa yahshemahlah ogonukahfa roozh ogonukahfa chaybuh.
Svedorias - Teh yahshemahlah nahcsnahdu.
Saurisia - Cseekol ga frahkahzhul-tum.
Slakonian - Yahshemahlah folai vai khoot ikichahfa. Shoodjuneezkahcs wopahcs.
Gejigrad - Ubeh khot-hacs roozh dehnfa.
New La Habana - Cspehndeeshlahthºu
Qlumez - Veegahn kahmikuhn yahshemahlah lucs. Veegahn dahkaht votahnto.
East Klent - Cset b'lai rayt.
Tavan Poetry
Dainer - Yahshemahlah bi-ainahgai guzh-tum khoot cset rokucs b'lai bi-ee-eeahgai zhai.
Romans 1:1
St George of England - Khoot Ehdwahrd, khoot Cseekol ga Aynglo, roozh khoot Kaylehk Jorj!
Yahshemahlah gash-bimahntainah shehkhot b'lai csay klukah vah khoot bigushah pai'l khoot zhehkh zol.
Power and Stability - Yahshemahlah bikonmahcsah tehfa khoot zee-éh.
Moresnetujo - Yahshehmahlah fa-yehzhna khotgahash-tum!
Vostria - Yahshemahlah fa-gash-ehbstoah ehbah khoot dincseh!
Tuvatia - Vai gahsheht
Eskandapolis - Zhahkahl bishehkhotzhai hacsehzh, bicseekahnahcszheh fuhgomeh.
Bajireyn - Fakahnahbyai cseekahnahfehl.
The Grand World Order - Bikucsehrnai shehkortum b'lai bilaydah chaybuh khoot jacseezahn roozh otahk khravtum.
Oceanic Vakiadia - Bikucsehrnah zheh khoot vush b'lai bikucsehrnah zheh khoot gahsheht.
Serchar-Batelo - Thºocst ga ahnglo ovah hacsfehtah.
Aquilinia - Fleegaht ahno b'lai csuhndayaht ahno.
Quintaspiritus - Fleegait kahshahwoonahktum bozheh, percsnahlteeaht vush naydar, roozh tokait kwincsee grahtozhtum grahcs.
Bradforsonia - Tokai vai. Tushai. Kahcsfehtai.
Whairtia - Get out you idiot -> Khobehzh! Fa-ehbstoah ehbah khoot dincseh!
Whairtia - Hey come over here please -> Ehbah! Fa-ehbshlah ehbah eetehzhu.
Whairtia - I am king! -> Vah Nexhur!
Savedland - The power of knowledge is what makes us prosperous. -> Klukaht kah ga teh khoot kahcsfehtai vai.
Savedland - The AI in the public library is such a jerk! It's like it was programed by Sony. -> Omaiaht teh-holahehneh khoteh-arpu-ocsah ag shoojuna! Bishehlaibahnai Sonee hahkhtu khoot ahno.
Gutia - To be without money is better than to be without honour. -> Hacsfehtahgahn gahgul bofeh kehvahkh.
The Anglish - May the Anglish folk forone in evenheartness (May the English people unite in harmony). -> Faylah vah khoot csay biyehzhnai Aynglotum shtee othwehli.
E Fluxembourg - E Rules -> ei ja∫emala nasnadu
Inutoland - With Freedom, Strength; With Honour, Peace -> ja∫emala bîpotempka gå∫ ∫üd§unârdifå xüt ka; bîpotempka xothås xüt ru.
Cosumar - Explore, Expand, Excel, and Exceed Expectations -> sâ estoatei ebá, estoá ebá, emá'onde§á ebá, rü§ ehîlsá ebá xüt tri«iakâ.
Greater Rhodes - te ja∫emala håse§
The Sandking Hive - folfå ja∫emala, bî∆onda aux
The Shee Species
"ja∫emala epuga va."
"ja∫emala zi'epa va xüt ebafua eba xüt d§åsizan. sâ osa∫elába va xüt xotewasua, rü§ bîwasua xotewasua ite§u xüt ¥p gå ukakro vu∫i. ja∫emala få'eba'ia eba xüt kiste."
"ja∫emala bîlako set xüt d§îlstekfå gå va. futs ebafâla eba xüt zuki plex ∫eles?"
Jeuna - ketâgara, spirafå, xot'håsfå
Still on the old system:
Ajnavistan - Hac-Akhet yashémalah nacsnahdu
Mexico and its People - Cseekahnacs, gash shoojúnayrdeefa, gahásh, teshekhoteh
Maryginia - Csay bituvahndai Hac-Akhet
TurtleShroom - Yashémalah laydai vai khoot leeday ag pahzheso khrav-tum
Kharan-Regor - Csay ekahnutai ebai khoot tokar-fa ga icskah
Kablup - Geenahwah chaybuh, galatahn Kahblup
Mighty Brittania - Yashémalah ee-eeahgai vai khoot shenahcs csovlahfa
Baptisia - Csay bilaydai zhai khoot kricsmahk gah Hacs-Akhet b'lai bipurahtai khoot zhaikh kah
Clarksontopia - Khoot fahducs ga Lodahn
United Dependencies - Teh yahshemahlah kah
Asneira2 - Gwinahcs, Daim, Jilcstek, Prahfa (GDJP)
Ostronopolis - Yahshemahlah Biyezhnai Speerahfa Roozh Beer Khoot Cseecs Dezhma-Tum
Hypparchia - Veegahn bikhravzheh khucstar yahshemahlah juhbeecst
Gordonopia - Kahnahbyai khoot shoojúnah kahponar
Stannge - Casanova! Yezhnik cseekahnahcs naydar Parker
Sapiency - Ganukhot-tum yahshemahlah veegahn csay ehzhubah-gahshet roozh zhetoknahfa
Proog - Yahshemahlah bikhetushenah budacs khrav ga ganuch khoot ahn gahshet ikichah fai
Ziok - Vah yashemahlah cseekahnahcs
Covedale - Yahshemahlah kahgahrai vai khoot gash shoojúnayrdeefa bofe kah, roozh spirahfa bofe yujik ga shekhot-tum
Sucrati - Yahshemahlah bikahtah otu-Kitrium khoot jarbo dahkaht
Mutant Lobster People - Lahbster Peepl - Yahshemahlah tehtahtcsai vai ag ehkecsahgulu-tum; hucsai ag shekhot-tum
Seperate Vermont - Gash shoodjunayrdeefa roozh yezhnahfa
Coccygia - Yahshemahlah bigehvahlai ainahkor-tum roozh akhetfa khoot shoojar
Quake Strogg - Vai yahshemahlah Strogg. Ebai csay Strogg, zee yahshemahlah bidukepai
American MapleStory - Csay ebahgacsehtah ebah khoot cset div, Ahkhshekh Gorbachahv!
Jalanat - Yahshemahlah bizhetoknahvah csutesh'tee vah!
The Tavan Race - Yashemahlah bikahto zheh zhahkahl cset shekhot-tum b'lai csay gash-bifuah zheh khoot katothwa.
Moonkum - Vai yashemahlah ahkhot grai nulahcs.
Ramsetia - Yashemahlah kahnutai vai khoot fuyahcs-fa ga Cseekol ga Ramset.
Ramsetia (Version 2) - Yashemahlah gash-bitokar veegahn csee, rookahzh bi-ehzhu-ahshai veegahn shekhot-tum. Csay cset pahshemcsay.
New Amerik - Khoot Hac-Ahkhet, khoot tehjicst, khoot Votahnto.
PQ Forge - Yahshemahlah ebah-ocsahshehlah ebah khoot ahno b'lai laydai vai khoot kah ga shehneen.
Zirconim - Nahcs kahponar khoot cset shehkhot-tum. Nahcs shehkhot-tum khoot cset kahpokahnahcs.
Joesavi - Chaybah yahshemahlah kahto shtee zhahkee roozh khot-hacs.
Meryuma - Gash-shoojunayrdeefa kunahkree chaybuh yahshemahlah veegahn kahmikuhn.
Abanhfleft - Futcs bi-a-oocsah kraikh khoot csuhnday ga mu-ahb grai fehdicsk?
Abanhfleft (Version 2) - Yahshemahlah gash-bibairah beer khoot paht b'lai bibairah beer khoot ayzehkho.
Abanhfleft (Version 3) - Yahshemahlah gash-ehbah-ahcsprukah ehbah b'lai csay ehbah-licsah ehbah.
Waterlords - Pahshemcsay ehbah-ee-eh-icskah!
The Nuclear Fist - Yahshemahlah bishehlaibahnah gah-hahshfa khoot gash-shoodjunayrdeefa.
Illithar - Otainahkah yahshemahlah gehtu ga shekhot-tum, roozh shekhot-tum gehtu ga otainahkah.
ViZion - Yahshemahlah bi-ee-eh-icskah zheh khoot ViZion b'lai bikahto zheh.
None-of-Lonely-Nights - Csay gash-ehbahpoponah ehbah shehnacs kunahkree theejahcs zho ayshekho hacsezh.
The Gregori Guards - Shehkucsfa yahshemahlah ogonukahfa roozh ogonukahfa chaybuh.
Svedorias - Teh yahshemahlah nahcsnahdu.
Saurisia - Cseekol ga frahkahzhul-tum.
Slakonian - Yahshemahlah folai vai khoot ikichahfa. Shoodjuneezkahcs wopahcs.
Gejigrad - Ubeh khot-hacs roozh dehnfa.
New La Habana - Cspehndeeshlahthºu
Qlumez - Veegahn kahmikuhn yahshemahlah lucs. Veegahn dahkaht votahnto.
East Klent - Cset b'lai rayt.
Tavan Poetry
Dainer - Yahshemahlah bi-ainahgai guzh-tum khoot cset rokucs b'lai bi-ee-eeahgai zhai.
Romans 1:1
St George of England - Khoot Ehdwahrd, khoot Cseekol ga Aynglo, roozh khoot Kaylehk Jorj!
Yahshemahlah gash-bimahntainah shehkhot b'lai csay klukah vah khoot bigushah pai'l khoot zhehkh zol.
Power and Stability - Yahshemahlah bikonmahcsah tehfa khoot zee-éh.
Moresnetujo - Yahshehmahlah fa-yehzhna khotgahash-tum!
Vostria - Yahshemahlah fa-gash-ehbstoah ehbah khoot dincseh!
Tuvatia - Vai gahsheht
Eskandapolis - Zhahkahl bishehkhotzhai hacsehzh, bicseekahnahcszheh fuhgomeh.
Bajireyn - Fakahnahbyai cseekahnahfehl.
The Grand World Order - Bikucsehrnai shehkortum b'lai bilaydah chaybuh khoot jacseezahn roozh otahk khravtum.
Oceanic Vakiadia - Bikucsehrnah zheh khoot vush b'lai bikucsehrnah zheh khoot gahsheht.
Serchar-Batelo - Thºocst ga ahnglo ovah hacsfehtah.
Aquilinia - Fleegaht ahno b'lai csuhndayaht ahno.
Quintaspiritus - Fleegait kahshahwoonahktum bozheh, percsnahlteeaht vush naydar, roozh tokait kwincsee grahtozhtum grahcs.
Bradforsonia - Tokai vai. Tushai. Kahcsfehtai.
Whairtia - Get out you idiot -> Khobehzh! Fa-ehbstoah ehbah khoot dincseh!
Whairtia - Hey come over here please -> Ehbah! Fa-ehbshlah ehbah eetehzhu.
Whairtia - I am king! -> Vah Nexhur!
Savedland - The power of knowledge is what makes us prosperous. -> Klukaht kah ga teh khoot kahcsfehtai vai.
Savedland - The AI in the public library is such a jerk! It's like it was programed by Sony. -> Omaiaht teh-holahehneh khoteh-arpu-ocsah ag shoojuna! Bishehlaibahnai Sonee hahkhtu khoot ahno.
Gutia - To be without money is better than to be without honour. -> Hacsfehtahgahn gahgul bofeh kehvahkh.
The Anglish - May the Anglish folk forone in evenheartness (May the English people unite in harmony). -> Faylah vah khoot csay biyehzhnai Aynglotum shtee othwehli.
Comic books, Wizard Magazine, and a high school course in Russian. I've always enjoyed the exploits of Spider-Man, Superman, and the like. I've also always been a compulsive doodler (have you seen my car-toon thread?). When Wizard Magazine asked readers to submit ideas for characters to go toe to toe with the Savage Dragon in...I want to say 1991...a buddy of mine and I set to work creating characters. We never sent them to Wizard. Instead, we got the idea in our heads that we would rather write and draw stories for these characters ourselves. Again, it never really bore fruit, but before we petered out we had a rather healthy lineup. Included in that lineup was an evil 3rd Century sorcerer who had been banished to another realm and escaped back to our world at the outbreak of World War II, whom our heroes were transported back to 1939 to face. Of course, a sorcerer needs a mysterious language in which to spout his incantations, and I set about creating just such a tongue. As I mentioned, I took Russian in high school (a pilot program, whose teachers were learning just ahead of the class...). I loved that it treated the "to be" verb as an understood non-entity in the present tense, and decided to go one step further with Katothwa Re by taking time out of the verb entirely. I chose a few verb tenses, stuck them at the beginning of the sentence, and started making up vocabulary. I would like to point out that it can be exhaustively difficult to keep track of the vocabulary of a make-believe language entirely on paper, no matter how good your penmanship is. It fell by the wayside.
Fast forward to 2005 or so, when I dusted off the KR alphabet and began trying to track that vocabulary by creating a true English-KR dictionary on my Mac. My choice to use Adobe Illustrator worked well for creating the characters, but didn't do much to solve the problem of tracking and maintaining vocabulary. It wasn't until I started this thread and FINALLY thought to put things into a spread sheet that I'm starting to see real progress. The spread sheet is helping with the tracking, but you are helping the language take form. I know it sounds corny, but I want to thank you for your help in getting my twenty year old project out of mothballs and spurring me to do something with it.
Fast forward to 2005 or so, when I dusted off the KR alphabet and began trying to track that vocabulary by creating a true English-KR dictionary on my Mac. My choice to use Adobe Illustrator worked well for creating the characters, but didn't do much to solve the problem of tracking and maintaining vocabulary. It wasn't until I started this thread and FINALLY thought to put things into a spread sheet that I'm starting to see real progress. The spread sheet is helping with the tracking, but you are helping the language take form. I know it sounds corny, but I want to thank you for your help in getting my twenty year old project out of mothballs and spurring me to do something with it.