KonataLand Opens Its Doors

[KonataLand]

From the Desk of the Minister of Foreign Affairs

In order to promote peace and progress in the world, the High Haruhiists have permitted foreign nations to establish embassies on our soil. These embassies will allow our glorious land to receive input from foreign governments, regardless of how important or intelligent it may be.

In order to accommodate the embassies, a large portion of the Educational District of the Haruhiist Temple has been razed, and the land is now available for whoever wishes to use it. A two-story house will be granted to all accepted nations. All allies will be given specially prepared rooms in the Main Temple at the center of the city. Such generous grants are considered to be the territory of the occupant nation, and the ambassadors of said nation will receive diplomatic immunity.

To apply, please fill out the following form, and return it as soon as possible.
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

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[b]Name and Shortened Name:[/b]
[b]Government Type:[/b]
[b]Head of State:[/b]
[b]Head of Government:[/b]
[b]Minister of Foreign Affairs:[/b]
[b]WA Classification:[/b]
[b]Purpose:[/b]

[b]Name of Ambassador:[/b]
[b]Birthplace:[/b]
[b]Other Important Facts:[/b]

[b]First Choice Location:[/b]
[b]Second Choice:[/b]
[b]Special Preparations:[/b]

[b]Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20):[/b]
[b]Security Staff (Up to 10):[/b]
[b]Attendants (Up to 20):[/b]
[b]Will you be hiring locally?[/b]
[b]Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons):[/b]
[b]Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited):[/b]

[b]Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation?[/b]
[b]Special Requests:[/b]
[b]Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy:[/b]


[Nieu Danmark]

To: Konataland
From: New Danish Ministry of Foreign Affairs

His Majesty, King Harold I, has expressed an interest in establishing an embassy within your lands in the interests of fostering closer ties between our governments.

Name and Shortened Name: The Dominion of New Denmark/Magten af Nyt Danmark and New Denmark/Ny Danmark
Government Type: Semi-constitutional monarchy
Head of State: King Harold I of the House of Ostergaard
Head of Government: The Rt. Hon. Sussane Nissen
Minister of Foreign Affairs: The Rt. Hon. Christian Ottosen
WA Classification: Democratic Socialists
Purpose: Trade, non-aggression treaty

Name of Ambassador: Stian Scheel-Skeel
Birthplace: Copenhagen
Other Important Facts: Owns a dog

First Choice Location: Former educational district
Second Choice: No preference.
Special Preparations: Chapel for private worship

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 11, including Mr Scheel-Skeel and his PA
Security Staff (Up to 10): 11, including bodyguard
Attendants (Up to 20): 10
Will you be hiring locally? Yes, except for the bodyguard and PA
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): 11 SIG P210
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): 1 limo

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Yes
Special Requests: None
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: One Golden Retriever

We look forward to hearing from you.

Christian Ottosen
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

[KonataLand]

To Rt. Hon. Sussane Nissen,
We have read and accepted your application for an embassy. Feel free to occupy the space at any time. Information regarding the actual details will be sent at a later date.
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Name and Shortened Name: The Democratic Republic of Israslovakahzerbajan/Israslovakahernajan
Government Type: Constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Yukari Tanizaki
Head of Government: Prime Minister Flores
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Tony Corleone
WA Classification: Innofencive Centrist Democracy
Purpose: It's nice to meet new people

Name of Ambassador: Miku Valdez
Birthplace: Democratic Republic of Israslovakahzerbajan
October 13, 1975
Other Important Facts: Caused an oil spill because she was playing with a synthetic singing device.

First Choice Location: former eductational complex
Second Choice: None
Special Preparations: None

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 20
Security Staff (Up to 10): 10
Attendants (Up to 20): 20
Will you be hiring locally? No
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): M1903 Springfield/Nagant M1895
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): Volkswagen Mini-bus

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Sure:
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Special Requests: A maid cafe
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: California wine, tank of tropical fish

[Greater Tern]

Name and Shortened Name: Commonwealth of Greater Tern / Greater Tern
Government Type: Federal Parliamentary Democracy
Head of State: Lance de Churin, Chancellor
Head of Government: See above.
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Lilian Meridian
WA Classification: Democratic Socialists
Purpose: Improved foreign relations/

Name of Ambassador: Mikuru Koizumi
Birthplace: Eterna, Greater Tern
Other Important Facts: Like most Ternans, Miss Mikuru is Haruhiist and believes that there is no god but Suzumiya Haruhi.

First Choice Location: Former educational district
Second Choice: None.
Special Preparations: None.

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 15
Security Staff (Up to 10): 10
Attendants (Up to 20): 5
Will you be hiring locally? Possibly.
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): 10 Tasers.
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): 2 limousines.

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Yes.
Special Requests: None.
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: None.

[Bukkakishtan]

Name and Shortened Name: The Rouge Nation of Bukkakishtan / Bukkakishtan
Government Type: Military Dictatorship/Magocracy
Head of State: Fluorescent, Warlord of Bukkakishtan
Head of Government: See above
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Ser Ron Von Jeremy Plastinkonov
WA Classification: Rouge Nation
Purpose: To improve foreign relations

Name of Ambassador: Stoya Petrov IV
Birthplace: Convenient store bathroom, Novogorod, Russia
Other Important Facts: Very attractive. Went from rags to riches.

First Choice Location: Educational District
Second Choice: Wherever there is room
Special Preparations: None

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 13
Security Staff (Up to 10): 9 (one has gone missing)
Attendants (Up to 20): 11
Will you be hiring locally? Possibly
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): Makarov PM
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): Limousine

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Yes
Special Requests: None. You may ask your own.
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: Experimental Anti-Gravity Vodka

We look forward to the synergy of our governments!

Ser Ron Von Jeremy Plastinkonov
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

[KonataLand]

To Tony Corleone,
While your ambassador's record worries us, we have decided that the crime is awesome enough to be waived. Therefore, your request has been accepted.

Also, there are already several maid cafes in and around the Temple, and we hope you can see why another one in your embassy would be unnecessary. We are, after all, an Otaku State.

You have been granted a space in the new Diplomatic Quarter (Formerly the Educational District), and may occupy it at any time. Additional details will be sent at a later date. ((That's how I say "I'm not going to get any more specific" ICly.))
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs


To Lilian Meridian,
Your request for an embassy has been approved, and we are pleased to have brothers and sisters of the faith within our city walls.

You have been granted a space in the new Diplomatic Quarter, and may occupy it at any time. Additional details will be sent at a later date..
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs


To Ser Ron Von Jeremy Plastinkonov,
Although I find your application mildly troubling, your request for an embassy has been approved. Please present an extra bottle of anti-gravity vodka at customs, so that we may insure the safety of our people.

You have been granted a space in the new Diplomatic Quarter, and may occupy it at any time. Additional details will be sent at a later date..
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

((I feel like I'm writing party invitations or something... ^__^

I'll get to the whole "establishing embassies in other nations" thing later...))

[Virabia]

Name and Shortened Name: The Uber Democratic Republic of Virabia/Virabia
Government Type: Democratic Socialist Republic
Head of State: John Williams (Title granted by being chancellor of the Virabi Confederacy of Archistan, Vonghurst and Costal Virabia (a title granted by being president of UDRV)
Head of Government: John Williams (title granted by Presidency)
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Mark O'Derrick
WA Classification: Left Wing Utopia
Purpose: ?

Name of Ambassador: Zac Johnson
Birthplace: Mukakke, Albon, Virabia
Other Important Facts: Has a Wife

First Choice Location: None
Second Choice: None
Special Preparations: Building must be 100% sustainable

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 5
Security Staff (Up to 10): 3
Attendants (Up to 20): 4
Will you be hiring locally? Im afraid not
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): No Weapons
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): One VM-12 (Mid-size sedan)

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Virabia is not open for embassys
Special Requests: None
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: A dog, and quite a bit of acid and pot

[Greater Tern]

To Lilian Meridian,
Your request for an embassy has been approved, and we are pleased to have brothers and sisters of the faith within our city walls.

You have been granted a space in the new Diplomatic Quarter, and may occupy it at any time. Additional details will be sent at a later date..
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Splendid! Mikuru Koizumi and her staff shall be sent to KonataLand as soon as possible.

[Meinverden]

Application:
Name and Shortened Name: The Commonwealth of Meinverden, Meinverden
Government Type: Monarchy
Head of State: Sovereign Alexander of Hasserhalm
Head of Government: As Above
Minister of Foreign Affairs: His Right Honorable Karl Matthews, Minister of Foreign Affairs
WA Classification: Capitalizt (sometimes Benevolent Dictatorship. It tends to switch)
Purpose: Fostering good international ties

Name of Ambassador: Anita Sansen
Birthplace: Tournai, Valenciennes, Meinverden.
Other Important Facts: Former professor of political science and security policy.

First Choice Location: The former educational district specified.
Second Choice: No preference.
Special Preparations: None at the moment.

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 15
Security Staff (Up to 10): 10
Attendants (Up to 20): 20
Will you be hiring locally? Yes
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): 30 tasers and 30 pistols.
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): 2x 2011 model year BMW 760Li, 8x 2011 model year BMW 528i

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Most certainly.
Special Requests: None.
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: None.

[KonataLand]

Splendid! Mikuru Koizumi and her staff shall be sent to KonataLand as soon as possible.

((Mikuru Koizumi? YOU BASTARD! GET THE HELL OUT!

...Mikuru, one of the Original Disciples, is not to be associated with such... filth.))


Dear Mark O'Derrick,
Although your application is consistent with what our expectations, we are unable to allow you to establish an embassy in our nation. This rejection is due to the fact that you have not stated your purpose for entering our country and, therefore, cannot be allowed in, lest a panic arise over an invading nation. Should you still wish to establish a diplomatic mission on Konataland soil, we ask that you declare your reasons for our relations.
Sincerely,
Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador

P.S. It was I, not my mother (who is typically in charge of foreign affairs), who responded to your request, because I felt that such a matter would be best placed in my hands, rather than in the care of a slight airhead. I believe that it is important to be as proper as possible when dealing with other nations, and she typically does not share this view. Therefore, I am taking charge of this matter in order to prevent a diplomatic incident from taking place.


To His Right Honorable Karl Matthews, ((Heh heh. "Minister of Foreign Affairs" is slighty redundant, da?))
We have read your proposal and most humbly accept it. We look forward to many years of peace and prosperity between our nations, and wish you nothing but good luck in your mission to Konataland.

As you have requested, you have been granted space in the Haruhiist Temple Diplomatic Quarter, and are free to occupy it at any time. If we can be of any further assistance to you, please let us know.
Sincerely,
Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador


((Heh heh. I thought I'd provide a nice contrast with Yukari's responses. ^__^))

[Meinverden]

To His Right Honorable Karl Matthews, ((Heh heh. "Minister of Foreign Affairs" is slighty redundant, da?))...

ooc: Yeah, it is, given the question... just got typing away and didn't think about it

[Orlondila]

To: The Konatalish Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: The Orlondilan Foreign Office

As requested, here is our embassy application form.

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[b]Name and Shortened Name:[/b] The Kingdom of Orlondila/Orlondila
[b]Government Type:[/b] Monarchy
[b]Head of State:[/b] King Kraal esk Mithas
[b]Head of Government:[/b] King Kraal esk Mithas
[b]Minister of Foreign Affairs:[/b] Trinac esk Raanori
[b]WA Classification:[/b] Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
[b]Purpose:[/b] Trade

[b]Name of Ambassador:[/b] Griga esk Irin
[b]Birthplace:[/b] Irinistad General Hospital
[b]Other Important Facts:[/b] Allergic to fish

[b]First Choice Location:[/b] Former educational district
[b]Second Choice:[/b] None.
[b]Special Preparations:[/b] Lots of trees and plants preferred.

[b]Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20):[/b] 15
[b]Security Staff (Up to 10):[/b] 10
[b]Attendants (Up to 20):[/b] 20
[b]Will you be hiring locally?[/b] No
[b]Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons):[/b] 15 bolt action rifles, 15 Smith & Wesson Model 410's
[b]Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited):[/b] None, Griga is insistent on walking

[b]Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation?[/b] You've already got one.
[b]Special Requests:[/b] None.
[b]Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy:[/b] Nothing to declare.


We look forward to working with you.

Trinac esk Raanori
Speaker of the Foreign Office

[Aquilinia]

Most Serene Republic of Aquilinia - Secretariat of Outward Affairs
Application for Diplomatic Representation within KonataLand

Name and Shortened Name: Most Serene Republic of Aquilinia/Aquilinia/MSRA
Government Type: Presidential Republic
Head of State: Zoey Aquilaine, President of the MSRA
Head of Government: Hugh Jenkins, First Secretary
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Felicia Farlight, Secretary of Outward Affairs
WA Classification: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Purpose: to further good relations with your nation, to establish a trade agreement

Name of Ambassador: Yuki Farlight
Birthplace: Central District, Aquilinia AQ02-D4
Other Important Facts: sister of the Secretary of Outward Affairs, Nekomimi

First Choice Location: former educational complex
Second Choice: none
Special Preparations: helipad

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 20
Security Staff (Up to 10): 10
Attendants (Up to 20): 20
Will you be hiring locally? yes, attendants only
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): Ceremonial Rapiers, AQ-1S Stunner Carbines (Non-lethal engery shock weapons)
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): 2x Aston Martin Rapide, 1x Land Rover Defender

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? not necessarily, but if you want to; apply here
Special Requests: occasional access to concert venue for concerts of our national big band
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: one pet hawk, two kegs of Aquilinian Ale for the opening ceremony

[KonataLand]

Dear Trinac esk Raanori,
We are delighted that you have taken the opportunity to establish an embassy in return, and welcome you with open arms. A space in the Diplomatic Quarter has been prepared for your ambassador, and we eagerly await his arrival.
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Dear Felicia Farlight,
Although we truly wish to have good relations with your nation, we are unable to overlook the fact that your ambassador is a nekomimi. As you may not be aware of Konatalandian History, all nekomimi were executed several years ago in the Great Purge. Therefore, having such a creature in our nation would be a serious issue. If there is truly no other way our nations can establish a connection, then we will happily arrange a way to protect your ambassador. However, as it currently stands, your ambassador would be treated with hostility if she entered the country. We hope that this issue will not hinder good will between us, and we seek to get it resolved as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador

Dear Felicia Farlight,
Due to the fact that the Nekomimi Hostility Act has been repealed, we are happy to accept your request for an embassy, and would be honored to have your ambassador visit our glorious nation. We look forward to many years of peace between us, and hope for the best for all parties involved.
Sincerely,
Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador

[Domnico]

Name and Shortened Name:[/b] Armed Republic Of Dimninico
Government Type: Capislist\dictatorship
Head of State:Me
Head of Government:Me
Minister of Foreign Affairs:Me
WA Classification:Capalist paradist
Purpose:to reasure peace

Name of Ambassador: Sherman Netty
Birthplace:Nashivvle TN
Other Important Facts:None

First Choice Location:up on a mountian
Second Choice:in my tank
Special Preparations:none

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20):2
Security Staff (Up to 10):10
Attendants (Up to 20):0
Will you be hiring locally?yes
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons):M1a1 Carbine
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited):

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation?yes
Special Requests:Ban Alcohol in both nations
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy:no

[Republica Bananera]

Name and Shortened Name: The Commonwealth of Republica Bananera, Republica Bananera
Government Type: Republic, Unstable Rebellion Prone Dictatorship (often under the guise of democracy or with democratic overtones)
Head of State: Presidente Jean-Claude 'Doc' Deveaux
Head of Government: Presidente Jean-Claude 'Doc' Deveaux
Minister of Foreign Affairs: 'Chubba' Royce-Brown Jr.
WA Classification: Compulsory Consumerist State
Purpose: We like embassies and would love to have a nice one instead of these dingey flats.

Name of Ambassador: Samuel 'Spud' LeFonz
Birthplace: Tobaccotown, Republica Bananera
Other Important Facts: 'Spud' as he prefers to be called for unknown reasons, is a fairly gentle innoffensive militant alcoholic who advocates legalised marijuana, but beyond this is suprisingly normal, except for the tatoo of Henry Winkler on his chest.

First Choice Location: Anywhere
Second Choice: Anywhere else
Special Preparations: A greenhouse for banana planting.

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 5
Security Staff (Up to 10): 10
Attendants (Up to 20): 10
Will you be hiring locally? Probably.
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): RPG-7s (they're not automatic), British Bulldog Revolvers, Night Sticks, K98ks
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): 2x VW Beetles and a Peugeot 106 '02 plate (if we can afford the insurance)

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? If you really insist.
Special Requests: That you allow us to grow our own Bananas on site for consumption in food and Banana Based Liquor production. Said results shall be for private onsite consumption.
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: Banana Based Liquor, Liquor, Marijuana, Unidentified Fauna, Banana Plants

[KonataLand]

Dear Me,
Due to the fact that your application was written in a language that we do not understand, we are unable to make sense of the document, and we wonder if you have sent it to us in error. The parts that we did manage to make out, however, gave the secretary quite a chuckle. However, as it is my policy to personally respond to all contact by a foreign leader, I am obliged to answer this myself.

We regret to inform you that there are no mountains in Konataland suitable for an embassy, and it would not be in the best interest of Konataland if I allowed foreigners to drive around the Holy City in a tank. Therefore, you must understand that we are unable to grant you an embassy due to your unclear request. If you can be more specific, we would be happy to comply.

Additionally, we would like to apologize for being unclear in the wording of our form. "No semi-automatic weapons" means that all weapons which are semi-automatic are banned from use in diplomatic missions. This is, of course, in the interest of both nations involved. However, in this case, it is only in the interest of Konataland, as we are pretty sure that you don't need anybody to help you run things, as you appear to be a highly competent dictator.

However, we noticed that you failed to specify whether or not you were bringing vehicles. The Border Patrol of Konataland does not like surprises, and would prefer to be notified in advance if ambassadors are coming, so they don't accidentally attack an ambassador.

Finally, we regret to inform you that alcohol is very important to the people of Konataland, as the Great Suzumiya herself had, at one point , consumed it. Due to the fact that you are most likely unaware of the Almighty Suzumiya's glorious history, we are willing to let that slide. However, the simple fact remains that it would be very upsetting to the general populace if we banned alcohol. Also, we are fairly sure that we lack the authority to ban alcohol in your nation, so we are unable to fulfill that request.

Due to your sense of humor, Mr. Me, we are unable to grant you an embassy on Konatalandian soil. On the contrary, all who claim to be associated with you will be detained the minute they set foot on our soil. Once you take this form seriously, we will gladly make arrangements. Until then, stay the hell out.
In friendship,
Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador,
Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs


((XD THANKS FOR THAT!))

Dear Mr. Royce-Brown Jr.,
Due to the fact that we are worn out from our previous message, we will keep this brief.

Sure, why not? Go ahead and enter and whatnot...
In friendship,
Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador,
Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Jurgenty]

Name and Shortened Name: The Republic Of Jurgenty / Jurgenty
Government Type: Compulsory Consumerist State
Head of State: President Fionn O Neill
Head of Government: Brian Kenny
Minister of Foreign Affairs: George Wood
WA Classification:
Purpose: To make allies

Name of Ambassador: Harry Toland
Birthplace: Jurgenty City
Other Important Facts: Served 5 years military service

First Choice Location: Near shooing ranges
Second Choice: Near museums
Special Preparations: None

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20): 20
Security Staff (Up to 10): 10
Attendants (Up to 20): 20
Will you be hiring locally? No, sorry but I trust my people, maybe after an alliance has been formed
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): 97D rifle / .44 Magnum
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): Bentley Mulsanne (If we allowed we would like it to be armoured)

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Of course, why not.
Special Requests: A big TV
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: Southern Comfort Whiskey

[Republica Bananera]

Dear [The end of the letter of reply sent to Republica Bananera is stuck on here with banana based glue]

Takara Miyuki, Konatalandian Ambassador,
Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

I wish to humbly thank you for allowing me to invade come to your nation on this diplomatic mission. I have packed my entire staff and security force into my VW Beetles and Peugeot 106 as best I can but hope you understand if we bring the rest in a lorry which will then leave to return to the rental place once we're settled in. Rest assured that the RPG-7s are for personal entertainment use and will most definately be fired from outside the confines of our embassy. We look forward to being your guests.

Yours
'Chubba'

[KonataLand]

Dear George Wood,
Unfortunately, the only places we have available for use would be in the Diplomatic Quarter, but we can arrange to build a museum for you to occupy. Due to the fact that the Haruhiist Temple is the most sacred city of Konataland, we cannot allow you to have a shooing range, as people might get offended if your guards shoo them away for just passing near your embassy, which might lead to an international incident.

However, the rest of your application meets our requirements, and, once we get the simple matter of location cleared up, we look forward to having you in our city.
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

P.S. The only channels you will get on your really big TV will be our two hundred anime channels. Rest assured that they are all family-friendly, and only half of them have Haruhiist propoganda.


Dear 'Chubba',
While we are a pacifistic nation, we are not entirely adverse to violence, and will defend our homeland TO THE DEATH! BRING IT ON!

...however, because nobody has fired a shot yet, we're still friends. Tea at 11?
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Republica Bananera]

Dear Mrs KonataLand,

I would be most honoured to attend a meeting for some tea with you, if you can give me directions to this '11' place, I shall endeavour to arrive promptly and await your arrive. I also ask that you allow me to bring a small gift as a token of our esteem and a bottle of rum, to add to the tea.

Yours,
'Chubba'

[Aquilinia]

Most Serene Republic of Aquilinia - Secretariat of Outward Affairs

To: Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs of KonataLand
From: Felicia Farlight, Secretary of Outward Affairs

Dear Ms. Yukari,
due to your nation's hostility against Nekomimi, we hereby withdraw our embassy to your nation until further notice. This is purely out of concerns for my sister's security, and hopefully this will not have a negative impact on our nations' relationship. We will re-apply for an embassy once a suitable ambassador has been found.
Sincerely,
Felicia Farlight,
Secretary of Outward Affairs,
Government Representative of the Nekomimi in Aquilinia

[KonataLand]

Dear Felicia Farlight,
If you would kindly redirect your attention to the previous letter, you would notice that the nation has allowed nekomimi to live in our nation. However, because they are non-human, they are still Class C citizens. This simply means they will require separate facilities, which are specially designed for their kind. We hope that our past ideologies will not scar relationships.
Sincerely,
Miyuki Takara, Konatalandian Ambassador

Dear George Wood,
The location will be the Temple Prisons, one of the most interesting places in the Holy City. We guarantee that they are, of course, safe, as most prisoners are too weak to resist the guards. Additionally, we have a few executions that after noon that we would be honored to have you view. We hope you will find Konatalandian justice to be highly efficient. As for the alcohol, Konataland manufactures the best rum in the country ((^_^)), and we are sure you will find our rum top quality.
-Takara Yukari, Minister of Foreign Affairs

((I love being able to switch out between them as needed.))

[Munichburg]

Name and Shortened Name: The Armed Republic of Munichburg
Government Type: National socialist
Head of State: Reichsfuher Ludwig von Strauss
Head of Government: Same as above
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Alfred Schmidt
WA Classification: Corrupt dictatorship
Purpose: Expand global relations

Name of Ambassador: Hans Josef von Dorf
Birthplace: kühlenstadt, Hochland Provinz
Other Important Facts: None

First Choice Location: Any available
Second Choice: Any available
Special Preparations: None

Diplomatic Staff (Up to 20):10
Security Staff (Up to 10): 15
Attendants (Up to 20): 10
Will you be hiring locally? Yes
Weapons (No automatic or semi-automatic weapons): Tasers
Vehicles (Military vehicles are prohibited): 3 SUVs

Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? When we start our embassy program
Special Requests: None
Drugs, flora, fauna, and alcohol being brought into embassy: None