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Emperor de Sadev always makes sure to carry his personal EPEP pistal, also known as 'The Original', and a thirty six inch long saber named 'Equality', now replicated and used as the basis for all officers in the New Amerik military. Both were originally used (and in the pistol's case, made) by his late father. He also conceals a boot dagger and carries several EPEP grenades.

When the jetpack activates, the ornamental wings could potentially whack a person in the stomach as they expand, too. Hey, anything in a fight...

Pharoh Ceres carries a long sword, and 2 daggers.

2nd PLT wrote:

Altamirus wrote:

2nd PLT wrote:

Altamirus wrote:^ WHY does everyone love golden AK- 47s?

Cause it's gold... and it's a Kalashnikov, What's not to love?

The fact it make your leader a white elephant and the guns are inaccurate. It turns your leader into easy to spot target. How many people do you know wield golden AKs.

None, because it's a show piece, not to be used, unless you happen to be admiring it on the wall when your home is attacked.
As for the inaccuracy of the weapons, that discussion should be saved for another thread. (Not denying they are inaccurate as all hell)

They are not inaccurate as hell,these test results come from the usa,its just marketing for there own guns.

Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

King Malcier IV, like any citizen in Autesia, is forbidden from carrying firearms- I think US gun crime statistics are a good indicator of what happens when people can walk down the street wielding a deadly weapon. He does, however, carry one of a number of ceremonial swords, depending on the time of year (In March, by the way, he carries the Sword of Velybyr, first made as a functional weapon in the three week war of March 1275). The Prime Minister, Pieter Marcyr, in theory wields his blade of office when in his official capacity. However, a few laws conspire to make this impossible; outside of parliament he is, like any other citizen, forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, and the Civil Parliament Act of 1682, makes it illegal to carry any weapon in Parliament.

OOC: the number of AK47s, Desert Eagles and gold weapons (not to mention heads of state wandering around armed to the teeth) is disappointing...

The King of The Community of Johz carries no weapons. This is mainly to do with the fact that he has been insane since he was installed as leader of the Johzians. In fact, his chambers are guarded all the time by a group of elite robots, who, alongside destroying would-be assasins, also are allowed to use any force necessary to keep the king in his padded room, as on the occasions that our leader has been allowed out, he usually has caused havoc in some unwanted way. The bearer of the crown of Johz was cursed to insanity by a clever, wise nobleman who realised that, while a dictatorship is beneficial to the people, a democracy is beneficial to the nation. As such, our king's unchallenged powers are carefully used based on recommendations from his councillers.
However, there are many weapons used by these councillers. Most notable are the Princess' crossbow, made from modern plastics and carbon nano-fibres, and the defence minister's well charged, custom made acoustic ray-gun. The former is well known for it's ability to shoot pigeons from the top of the palace walls, while the latter, while untried in a military situation, is considered to be one of the most feared weapons in Johz.

The current Grand Master of the Imperium carries a katana out of personal preference, but owns several guns of his own, mostly of either the semiautomatic assault rifle or bolt-action marksman's rifle variety. So far as is known, the katana has never been used in actual combat, but the weapons have all been used, in one form or another.

the makarov pistol.

Almost forgot - not exactly weapons, but Lord Tothe the Psychotic is almost obsessive-compulsive about apostrophe and comma errors. He always has a paint set, Wite-Out, and a Sharpie. Repeat offenders meet with his assorted concealed daggers. For the OP, however, he has planned a worse fate. You get sent to the Satellite of Love a la MST3K but with a series of bad Bollywood musicals.

Lord Tothe wrote:He always has a paint set, Wite-Out, and a Sharpie.

That is technically what our leader has too but it's a ballpoint pen instead of a sharpie...Maylene takes care of defence.

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

Verlorenen wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

I dont care abot your opinion.

The Seigneur of Minoa or the Prime Minister nor the Governor of Charlotte Island carry weapons themselves. That's down to the bodyguards.

Sharada wrote:

Verlorenen wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

I dont care abot your opinion.

Not when they prove you wrong...

Vetok wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Verlorenen wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

I dont care abot your opinion.

Not when they prove you wrong...

Satirius wrote:

Sharada wrote:armour piercing rounds for sale now aswell only 20 us dollar a clip and 80 a box cuts right threugh body armour,great for assasins/"warriors'

Dictionaries now on sale for $20 dollars a pop. Comes with syntax guides, and punches right through any excuse for not using the integrated spellcheck.

I just dont care about meddlers like you.

The Primo carries a Pukarev pistol, an Skgorrian copy of a well-known and well-loved Russian pistol. It's exactly the same, but a little bit heavier.

Sharada wrote:

Vetok wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Verlorenen wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

I dont care abot your opinion.

Not when they prove you wrong...

Satirius wrote:

Sharada wrote:armour piercing rounds for sale now aswell only 20 us dollar a clip and 80 a box cuts right threugh body armour,great for assasins/"warriors'

Dictionaries now on sale for $20 dollars a pop. Comes with syntax guides, and punches right through any excuse for not using the integrated spellcheck.

I just don't care about meddlers like you.

Meddler? To use a phrase; 'LMAO'

Imperator Vetok XI, His Transcendent Holiness of Humanity Unchained, is surrounded by a detachment of Palace Guard at all times. However, in his youth he was an accomplished swordsman, and can use a sabre at need.

Vetok wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Vetok wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Verlorenen wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

I dont care abot your opinion.

Not when they prove you wrong...

Satirius wrote:

Sharada wrote:armour piercing rounds for sale now aswell only 20 us dollar a clip and 80 a box cuts right threugh body armour,great for assasins/"warriors'

Dictionaries now on sale for $20 dollars a pop. Comes with syntax guides, and punches right through any excuse for not using the integrated spellcheck.

I just don't care about meddlers like you.

Meddler? To use a phrase; 'LMAO'

Imperator Vetok XI, His Transcendent Holiness of Humanity Unchained, is surrounded by a detachment of Palace Guard at all times. However, in his youth he was an accomplished swordsman, and can use a sabre at need.

msn talk.

The Presidente always carried his trusty 'British Bulldog' revolver and 'Force-a-Nature' shotgun.

Sharada wrote:

Vetok wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Vetok wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Verlorenen wrote:

Sharada wrote:

Birnadia wrote:Why does my leader need a weapon when there's the secret service?

secret service,s can turn on you,like ceausescu,s did.

You don't understand how commas work, do you?

I dont care abot your opinion.

Not when they prove you wrong...

Satirius wrote:

Sharada wrote:armour piercing rounds for sale now aswell only 20 us dollar a clip and 80 a box cuts right threugh body armour,great for assasins/"warriors'

Dictionaries now on sale for $20 dollars a pop. Comes with syntax guides, and punches right through any excuse for not using the integrated spellcheck.

I just don't care about meddlers like you.

Meddler? To use a phrase; 'LMAO'

Imperator Vetok XI, His Transcendent Holiness of Humanity Unchained, is surrounded by a detachment of Palace Guard at all times. However, in his youth he was an accomplished swordsman, and can use a sabre at need.

msn talk.

Sharada =

just place your gun or LEAVE!

I already placed my answer. Did you bother to read the post or did you simply choose to fly off on one?

JOY unit is an AI with no physical body.

It does not need a physical body.

The Station itself is JOY unit's weapon.

(OOC: I believe the punctuation you are looking for is one of these ' . These are not commas, and commas should not be used to replace them, plus there are a few places where even a ' shouldn't be there.)

Station 12 wrote:JOY unit is an AI with no physical body.

It does not need a physical body.

The Station itself is JOY unit's weapon.

(OOC: I believe the punctuation you are looking for is one of these ' . These are not commas, and commas should not be used to replace them, plus there are a few places where even a ' shouldn't be there.)

Indeed. People who use an apostrophe to indicate a plural should be beaten with nun-chucks. And by that, I mean beaten with a pair of catholic schoolteachers chained together at the ankles. I will send these weapon specifications to my armorer so I can add this to my arsenal. Meanwhile, the OP will no longer face his MST3K-esque punishment with mere Bollywood musicals. He is upgraded to 24/7 teletubbies as punishment for his attitude.