by Solyhniya » Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:22 am
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Solyhniya » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:01 pm
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Solvio » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:24 pm
by Pandemicia » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:35 pm
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:01 am
Solvio wrote:Official Application from the Incorporated States of Solvio Foreign Relations Department
(1) National Info
- Full Title of Nation: The Incorporated States of Solvio
- Name of Head of State: Governor Benjamin Carver
- Name of Head of Government: (Same)
- NS Government Type: "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" as of 2/8/10
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: "Below Average" as of 2/8/10
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: "Excellent" as of 2/8/10
(2) Current Affairs Info
- Current Wars: None
- Current Alliances: None
- Region: The North Pacific [ooc; This is EXTREMELY subject to change soon]
(3) Diplomatic Info
- Name of Diplomat: Johnathan Jeffersons
- Age of Diplomat: 56
- Family Members Present: Zero
- #Diplomatic Staff: Thirty
- #Security Personnel: Twenty
- Armaments (type; number of): 10- AK-47; 20 pistols
- Vehicles (type; number of): 3 armored vans, two armored limousines
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: One Awracji Street
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:02 am
Pandemicia wrote:
Ministry of Foreign Affairs Embassy Application Form:
(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: The Federal Republic of Pandemicia
- Name of Head of State: President Mikheil Saakashvili
- Name of Head of Government: President Mikheil Saakashvili
- NS Government Type: Compulsory Consumerist State
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Very Good
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Unheard Of
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: None
- Current Alliances: IFA/CA/ATN
- Region: The Kingdom of Europa
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Dimitri Odessa
- Age of Diplomat: 65
- Family Members Present: 2
- #Diplomatic Staff: 40
- #Security Personnel: 20
- Armaments (type; number of): 20 P226 Pistols, 20 G36K Assault Rifles
- Vehicles (type; number of): 4 Unarmed Humvees, 1 Armored Limo
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Crimean Square
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Stressia » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:12 am
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:18 am
Stressia wrote:
The Republic of Stressia
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: The Republic of Stressia
- Name of Head of State: president Kondrat Adamski
- Name of Head of Government: president Kondrat Afamski
- NS Government Type: New York Times Democracy
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Very good.
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Excessive
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: None.
- Current Alliances: None. Stressia foreign policy does not allow joining alliances.
- Region: Yggdrasil.
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: ms. Marija Valentina Lezi
- Age of Diplomat: 29
- Family Members Present: None.
- #Diplomatic Staff: 3
- #Security Personnel: 3
- Armaments (type; number of): None.
- Vehicles (type; number of): 1 VAZ 2101
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Yasonovych Prospekt
In addition, the Foreign Ministry of Stressia would like the Cossack Republic of Solyhniya to open an embassy in the Republic of Stressia. However, if it's preferred to not to do so, it's fully acceptable.
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by NS Gregaria » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:36 am
Senestrum wrote:Well, we can always throw some rocks if we really have to...
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:47 am
NS Gregaria wrote:(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: The United States of Gregaria
- Name of Head of State: President Walter J. Rogers
- Name of Head of Government: President Walter J. Rogers
- NS Government Type: New york Times Democracy
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Some
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Superb
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: None
- Current Alliances: None
- Region: The South Pacific
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Podkayne Fries
- Age of Diplomat: 56
- Family Members Present: None
- #Diplomatic Staff: 9
- #Security Personnel: 26
- Armaments (type; number of): 35 M9 semi-automatic pistols; 26 MP7 SMGs
- Vehicles (type; number of): 1 Armoured sedan; 7 Armoured SUVs
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Anything is acceptable
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by NS Gregaria » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:51 am
Senestrum wrote:Well, we can always throw some rocks if we really have to...
by Trescott » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:14 am
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:18 am
Trescott wrote:(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: Royal Commonwealth of Trescott
- Name of Head of State: James Ernheart II
- Name of Head of Government: Prime Minister Horatio Fremont
- NS Government Type: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Excellent
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Average
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: None
- Current Alliances: None
- Region: Europe
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Quinn Myers
- Age of Diplomat: 48
- Family Members Present: Drew (son), Eliza (wife)
- #Diplomatic Staff: 4
- #Security Personnel: 6
- Armaments (type; number of): 6 Beretta Tomcats, 1 Revolver for the personal safety of the Ambassador
- Vehicles (type; number of): 2 BMW Sedans, 1 Armored Suburban SUV
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Crimea Square
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:20 am
NS Gregaria wrote:OOC:
I thank you. I also feel I should note that Gregaria is a semi-mythical nation, to the extreme. Though I can dial it back a lot when necessary, I generally dislike doing so, and don't really see why I really need to. One way this aspect manifests is in movie, book, anime and cartoon characters showing up in key offices. Podkayne Fries is a Heinlein development, just to illustrate my point.
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by NS Gregaria » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:23 am
Solyhniya wrote:NS Gregaria wrote:OOC:
I thank you. I also feel I should note that Gregaria is a semi-mythical nation, to the extreme. Though I can dial it back a lot when necessary, I generally dislike doing so, and don't really see why I really need to. One way this aspect manifests is in movie, book, anime and cartoon characters showing up in key offices. Podkayne Fries is a Heinlein development, just to illustrate my point.
That is no problem. I must admit, I have never heard of such a "Mr Fries" before.
Senestrum wrote:Well, we can always throw some rocks if we really have to...
by Amystris » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:29 am
by Tutlingburg » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:19 pm
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:41 pm
Amystris wrote:(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: The Jingoistic State of Amystris
- Name of Head of State: Micheal von Yehebit Karkonov
- Name of Head of Government: See Above
- NS Government Type: Corperate Police State
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Few
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Unheard Of
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: currently Voicing against a Political Coup in Rashusta
- Current Alliances: Verzia
- Region: United Dictatorships
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Parker Lonce
- Age of Diplomat: 23
- Family Members Present: n/a
- #Diplomatic Staff: 20
- #Security Personnel: 20
- Armaments (type; number of): 1 Uzi per guard
(Heavy weapons are banned; assault rifles should be used sparingly and if so, will be stamped and recorded by the "State Security Service of Solyhniya" (SDBS) along with all other automatic weapons)
- Vehicles (type; number of): 20 Maserati Spyders (Armoured) 1 Amystrian Jet for Diploamatic Staff
(All vehicles must be unarmed. Other than Pandemicia, and nations who place a special request for military vehicles, all nations are advised to stick to cars and aircraft.)
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Any
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Solyhniya » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:44 pm
Tutlingburg wrote:To: The Cossack Republic of Solyhniya
Subject: Embassy application
***Message Encrypted-Level 2***
The government of the Allied States of Tutlingburg formally requests permission to open an embassy in The Cossack Republic of Solyhniya.We enclose our application. On a side note, our vehicles are powered by hydrogen fuel-cell and therefore require an appropriate refueling site. If this is not possible locally, we can construct one on site. With your permission, of course.
(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: The Allied States of Tutlingburg
- Name of Head of State: Prime Minster Robert Browning
- Name of Head of Government: Same as above.
- NS Government Type: Left-Leaning College State
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Excellent
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Excellent
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: None
- Current Alliances: None
- Region: The Walbard Union
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Hendrik A. Pedersen
- Age of Diplomat: 53
- Family Members Present: None
- #Diplomatic Staff: 25
- #Security Personnel: 15
- Armaments (type; number of): 15 TASER hand-held pistols, 15 USP.45 pistols, 15 TAR-21 rifles(Kept under lock in security office)
- Vehicles (type; number of): 2 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor-H(Armored), 2 Ford Explorer-H(Armored)
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Awracji Street
Juliana Harris
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Allied States of Tutlingburg
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Platinea » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:45 pm
by Solyhniya » Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:29 am
Platinea wrote:(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: United Republic of the River Plate
- Name of Head of State: Jefe de Cabildo Marilena Rosas-Lopez
- Name of Head of Government: [same]
- NS Government Type: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Very Good
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Excellent
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: None
- Current Alliances: None
- Region: South America
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Sayada Fumida
- Age of Diplomat: 41
- Family Members Present: The ambassador is divorced, and has no children
- #Diplomatic Staff: 12
- #Security Personnel: We request that you provide security, or recommend a local security firm for us.
- Armaments (type; number of): N/A
(Heavy weapons are banned; assault rifles should be used sparingly and if so, will be stamped and recorded by the "State Security Service of Solyhniya" (SDBS) along with all other automatic weapons)
- Vehicles (type; number of): 1 Dassault Falcon 50 jet, 3 EM-Motors Justiciador model 2005 sedans
(All vehicles must be unarmed. Other than Pandemicia, and nations who place a special request for military vehicles, all nations are advised to stick to cars and aircraft.)
(4)Requested Location for Embassy:
Serena Island, on a plot within a 10-minute drive of the 70000 square meter plot purchased by Aerolineas Platineas for their proposed Serena International Airport.
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Platinea » Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:35 am
by Solyhniya » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:21 am
Platinea wrote:To: Solyhynia
Serena International Airport, digital photo.
The Embassy would much prefer to hire trainee bodyguards, rather than mercenaries.
Sincerely,
Hector Bomfert, CEO of Aerolineas Platineas, and Sayada Fumida, Ambassador to Solyhniya
Dimoniquid wrote:Dear God, Solyhniya, you kick so much ass!
Skaladora wrote:Christians in general and Catholics in particular should stop giving more weight to the words of random morons, and listen more closely to what the guy they believe to have been the son of God has been saying.
United human countries wrote:Funniest joke is one you don't have to explain.
Unless they don't get it.
by Platinea » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:26 am
by Amystris » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:29 am
Solyhniya wrote:Amystris wrote:(1) National Info:
- Full Title of Nation: The Jingoistic State of Amystris
- Name of Head of State: Micheal von Yehebit Karkonov
- Name of Head of Government: See Above
- NS Government Type: Corperate Police State
- NS "Civil Rights" Rating: Few
- NS "Political Freedom" Rating: Unheard Of
(2) Current Affairs Info:
- Current Wars: currently Voicing against a Political Coup in Rashusta
- Current Alliances: Verzia
- Region: United Dictatorships
(3) Diplomatic Info:
- Name of Diplomat: Parker Lonce
- Age of Diplomat: 23
- Family Members Present: n/a
- #Diplomatic Staff: 20
- #Security Personnel: 20
- Armaments (type; number of): 1 Uzi per guard
(Heavy weapons are banned; assault rifles should be used sparingly and if so, will be stamped and recorded by the "State Security Service of Solyhniya" (SDBS) along with all other automatic weapons)
- Vehicles (type; number of): 20 Maserati Spyders (Armoured) 1 Amystrian Jet for Diploamatic Staff
(All vehicles must be unarmed. Other than Pandemicia, and nations who place a special request for military vehicles, all nations are advised to stick to cars and aircraft.)
(4)Requested Location for Embassy: Any
Unfortunately, the space for 20 Maseratis far excels that of any of the embassies being offered. Should you build your own embassy, your garage may be as big as you like. Furthermore, you could build facilities into the embassy allowing your entire, controversial region to have representation in Solyhniya.
Application pending.
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