Craziest thing your Country's Leader Has ever done

[Sanctus Byzantium]

In short what is the thing your country's leader (either current or previous) that is considered crazy, odd, or completely bat-s**t insane?

For Sanctus Byzantium it would be that as soon as we had a nuclear weapon Emperor Claudius III Hymenaios (our previous Emperor) ordered that it be tested on Mecca (which was mostly abandoned at some point), oh and the order was also not to inform anyone staying in said city.

[Slovenya]

In short what is the thing your country's leader (either current or previous) that is considered crazy, odd, or completely bat-s**t insane?

For Sanctus Byzantium it would be that as soon as we had a nuclear weapon Emperor Claudius II Hymenaios (our previous Emperor) ordered that it be tested on Mecca (which was mostly abandoned at some point), oh and the order was also not to inform anyone staying in said city.

Left the country on a diplomatic mission! what a loon XD

[NyanInk]

Thrown a pizza guy off of Mount Everest for calling her "Cute".

[Greater Weselton]

He tried to contact Rumplestiltskin.

[Skinia]

Last one we had drank his sanity away with Ayahuasca and is now a mumbling old-timer with a Winchester rifle on his rocker. After that we decided to have no more leaders and turned to anarcho-communism.

[Muinordgrad]

One leader took over the nation from the current leader (Rsoni I), renamed himself (Rsoni II), and invaded another nation. In fact, "Rsoni" II is still in power...

[National Socialist Korea]

Participate in politics.

[Pharescia]

His Grace shot the dog in Duck Hunt.

[Transyl]

Sent troops to Africa to deal with the Ebola outbreak, then bring the troops back and get the country contaminated with Ebola. Nice job Obama, you have infected your own country by trying to be Mr. Nicey nice to other countries. I mean seriously, your own country needs help, help your own country before you help others -.- Its common sense, you can't save someone's life if your dying that just wouldn't work it would be useless.

[Nekronia]

Uhhh... okay... let's see here... *looking through large filing cabinet* Here's a good one: "Leader of Nekronia runs around in arctic temperatures half-naked; has to get surgery"

[Good Lady from the Market]

Battled a giraffe with a spiked club. It went pretty well actually, they became friends after agreeing to share the peach they were fighting about.

[Longweather]

He noticed a suicide bomber at a major event he had and ran to the High Priestess while she was making her speech, tackled her away from the terrorist before he could blow, and used his magic to shield them from the blast.

[Herargon]

Removed the spine of his own son and beat her with it, to ensure that he wouldn't question his authority anymore.

However, since that actually is a punishment here in Herargon, it is not strange.

The really weirdest thing ever that was done by one of our leaders was done by a single man.

One of our emperors, namely:
(Alexander Cesinus Palaigios II, born in 1433, died in 1501, his reign was from 1443-1501)

once declared war on the sea, and stabbed it with his sword, threatening to return back to its homeland.
Another one is that he enacted a imperial decrete in where chocolate was banned and that instead demanded that botulin be used every 12 hours.
He believed that botulin was a magic medicin, that could cure bath disease. That is a fictional disease he read about in an adventure story, which erases all your hair when you sit in the bath.

Truly the biggest facepalm ever.

[Servica]

Kissed his deputy in the cheek upon first meeting.

[New Vudnia]

The current leader put peanut butter on his cat. Nobody knows why.

[Olwe]

Before becoming ruler of Olwe: He proclaimed himself "The Butcher Of Hogsmeade" and, each time people collaborated with Voldemort in order to protect their family members, Jason executed those family members in front of them after Voldemort returned them and called it "the price of treason". When one such victim called him out, saying Jason was just like Voldemort, his reply was, "No I'm not. I'm much fucking worse."

Since becoming ruler of Olwe: After his arm was severed in battle with a Nicksyllvanian swordsman, he requested retractable claws on the prosthetic replacement. That version of Jason was later killed, though... the current one was restored to the throne via time travel.

[Sanctus Byzantium]

One leader took over the nation from the current leader (Rsoni I), renamed himself (Rsoni II), and invaded another nation. In fact, "Rsoni" II is still in power...

Speaking of whom we still have to deal with him.

[Fanosolia]

He started funding a state paranormal program. The goal is to study parapsychology, paranormal investigations, and pursuit of the unknown. THis was not popular with the libertarians, and fiscal conservatives.
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[Parhe]

Y'all have weird leaders >.> Craziest thing the Maripgan did was supposedly sleep with President Kawashi Suzu, the ruling dictator duringthe last days of the republic, Though he used it as a ploy to disable her, leaving her wheelchair bound, since.

[Blakullar]

HIGHLY ENCRYPTED COMMUNIQUE
DIRECTED TO: Grand Curator Prokhor Stahlrim
SUBJECT: OTAN glitch
DATE OF SENDING: 29.08.2133

I'm writing this letter to inform you of a critical error in the programming of one of OTAN's personal androids that came dangerously close to corrupting the Leader's systems beyond repair. The error in question involved it accessing the social media system known as "Facebook" and using it to invite a Frenkish human female to the country. It later emerged that the purpose of this invitation was to take her out on a date, visiting Restaurant 4117 - a cuisine establishment in upper Sunikagrad - for approximately four hours before going their separate ways.

Both the NKVB and the KGB have already interrogated the subject, whose name was revealed to be Alice Purayah of World City and determined her to be safe. After the date, she was whisked back to the New Frenco Empire, whose Foreign Affairs ministry had contacted my department to inform me that she'd left before her arrest. As far as I know, she's in good condition - a little shaken by the apprehension, but nonetheless unharmed.

OTAN has been purged of malicious software and has been restored, effective 06:14PM Mechanocracy standard time, and has shown no further signs of a glitch. If there IS a God up there, I can only thank him, her or it that this simple bug wasn't more malign, but the Leader has recently installed a much better security system following a recommendation by the Curacy.

~ Nicholas Fedorov, Minister of Foreign Affairs

END TRANSMISSION

[Weegeelandia]

There's a rumor that, once, long ago, he showed mercy.

[Anollasia]

Deporting women who wear the hijab in public.

[The Peoples East Africa]

The Supreme Almighty Unquestioned Leader once, while under the effect of sorcery, attempted to remove democracy in The Peoples East Africa. He has since come to his senses and we've become more democratic than ever.

[Aeiouia]

Out leader, Mia Utopia, is known for being quite crazy. Especially when she is drunk. Which is all of the time. Here are just a few of the things that she has done:

- Tortured and killed her former clan member, Alex Utopia. She does this to him almost daily, actually. Since she, as well as most Aeiouians, can ressurect people from the dead.

- Drank the whole stock of an entire brewery within two hours. We are not sure how this is even physically possible.

- Picked up an adult human male and literally ripped his spine in half after he called her "Some silly German woman". She ate most of the victim's remains, before he was healed by Aeiouian medical services.

- Used her Psynergy to freeze a person in a block of ice, then used him as a coolant device for a large vat of alcohol.

- Discovered that if she ressurected Alex Utopia in the vaccum of space, he would immidiately die painfully again. She repeated this process for about thirty seven hours.

- Threw an empty bottle of alcohol into the air with so much force, that it achieved escape velocity from the planet she was on, and now orbits its star.

- Ate one of her human butlers while she was particularly drunk. He was ressurected later, though.

- Personally exterminated every species of wildlife on an alien world in one day, using nothing but her Gun-Staff, and a bottle of whisky.

- Discovered marijuana, and smoked a huge amount of it, becoming incredibly drunk and high at the same time. The death toll was 513.

- Replaced the standard ammunition of her Gun-Staff with miniturized nuclear explosives, and used them to violently kill Alex Utopia repeatedly.

- Accidentally destroyed a foreign merchant ship by tossing an empty bottle of alcohol at it with great force. This is one of the main reasons why all Aeiouian civilian vessels are heavily-armored.

- Ripped a man's arm off, and then proceeded to beat him to death with it. Said man was an advocate for alcohol prohibition.

- Told Military Overseer Jennifer Talia that an alien species known as the "Vasari" tasted really good. The Vasari have since mysteriously disappeared.

- Mistakenly developed her favorite type of alcohol when she accidentally spilled a bottle containing human blood into her hard liquor.

- Discovered and tried cocaine. We do not speak of this horrible day in our history.

- Hid a nuclear device aboard a ship belonging to Alex Utopia, and detonated it remotely as soon as it left Aeiouian aerospace.

- Got more drunk than usual, and streaked though our capital city. She killed and ate two men that hit on her when she did this.

- Accidentally dumped fifteen metric tons of depleted uranium on a city belonging to a Tier-5 civilization.

- Ordered the terraforming of, and personally oversaw the construction of a planet with literal oceans of liquor.

- Won an F-Zero race by using a craft equipped with a large nuclear pulse engine.

- Ate and drank the blood of a foreign human male that she met on an online dating website.

- Froze an entire group of alcohol prohibition activists with her Psynergy. They are sill frozen solid to this date, as she refuses to let anyone heal them.

- Ordered the constuction of a giant food processer, and made Alex Utopia live in it.

- Visited Earth on a diplomatic mission, and spent most of her time there in an American national park, sneaking up behind people and throwing them into the Grand Canyon.

- Hosts monthly high-stakes gambling events. Usually attended by foreign citizens from the more chaotic areas of the multiverse. Including members of the Victorious Decepticons, Spoder, Nurglia Supremus, and Tinfect.

- Ripped a man's head off and played hacky sack with it.

- Re-programmed 2418-B to call themselves "I'M A DUMMKOPF!", and laughed about it endlessly.

- Threw someone she did not like into an active volcano, which was being used by Jennifer Talia as a shower at the time.

[Urran]

"liberate" several nearby nations