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by Gannitron » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:19 am
Summerset Plains wrote:We send an armed unit of 15 soldiers armed with weaponry and armor. To guard each neighborhood. We send our Christian,Muslim and Jewish priests,Imams and Leaders to ask the God to protect the country from each vile thing to harm us. And we lock all trade and Pray and preform religious activities in our homes.
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by Gigaverse » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:20 am
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)
by Luziyca » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:50 am
Arvenia wrote:The same as in USA!
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by TurtleShroom » Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:19 am
TurtleShroom wrote:Unlike most ultra-right nations with extreme religious cowtowing, we do not ban or persecute the celebration of Halloween. WE EMBRACE IT.
Let's start with the basics. In TurtleShroom, it isn't called "Halloween", but "All Hallows' Eve". All Hallows' Eve is the most popular secular holiday in TurtleShroom, and an official national holiday since 1962.
The truth behind All Hallows' Eve is well known. All Hallows' Eve is a pagan holiday of death and evil, where the barrier between Hell, ghostly realms, spirit worlds, alternate universes and the mortal plane are at their thinnest. (Read on, because we actually combat that behind the festivities.)
We never fought it, though. We stole it. The Church, at the dawn of TurtleShroom, took Halloween by the pumpkins and completely and totally beat the smack out of the filthy pagans' attempts to keep the holiday as theirs! (-and it was easy, what with the sorcery bans and what-not.) For a while, then, All Hallows' Eve was nothing but a precursor to All Saint Day (November 1st), which TurtleShroom acknowledged despite it being Catholic in origin (Catholics never appeared in TS in any sizable number until the 1920s).
When pop culture got ahold of it, though, it took off beyond all compare. Starting in the 1930s when TurtleShroom's absolute wealthiest crowded to see imported USA movies (technology that the Free Market finally made profitable that year), "Halloweenie movies" have always been a box-office smash.
Halloween is a time of family fun, costume creativity, and increased police presence. It is unlawful to dress as Satan or a demon (to this day), but by and large, there are few restrictions. The state taxes the sale of costumes to encourage thrift and save raw materials, adding to our culture's belief that Halloween costumes for sale are a waste of money.
Every year, the government issues its Halloween Proclamation at the midnight on October 30th. Per law, the Stock Exchanges and banks are closed. By choice, schools and most workplaces (companies that don't close on holidays tend to face angry employees looking elsewhere for work) do so as well.
Halloween correlates and is very close to Founders' Day- the date which the Constitution of TurtleShroom was ordained -which adds to the celebratory hype and the festivities that make October such a joyous time.
All three species celebrate Halloween in near identical fashion, except that mushrooms can not consume candy.
Traditionally, Halloween consists of trick-or-treating at dusk, costume parties, and church gatherings. The Church is the largest player in Halloween; most creatures don't live in cities and lack the ability to trick-or-treat, so the Church combines spreading Jesus with free candy, and the locals from all over gather for an all-night celebration, followed by a worship service on All Saint Day. Patrons from all over go to their local church for a simulated trick-or-treat for the ultra-rural youth and adults. Since candy is a luury, they usually just opt to distribute candy corn, since it literally is penny candy.
(Turtles are especially fond of candy corn.)
There are parades, parties, celebrations and festivities, fairs, carnivals, contests, games, and don't forget the tourism and the casinoes. There's no party like an All Hallows' Eve casino party! Whoopee!
The Board of Censors is largely in control of the regulation and enforcement of Halloween codes and regulations. Primarily, they publish an annual "Forbidden Costume List" to the police. (The fine is forfeiture of all acquired candy. This is enforced by the Inquisition.)
However, the Board of Censors also plays a major role in the regulation and screening of "Halloweenie movies".
A movie classified as a "Halloweenie Movie" receives a special coding alongside its usual content rating. Denoted by "AHE", Halloweenie Movies can only be shown in October, and can only be sold from October 1st to two days before Thanksgiving Day. This is because it takes the Board of Censors that long to edit immorality from a movie, or to ban it. The process for allowing Halloweenie Movies is, by their very nature, an extreme difficulty. Halloweenie Movies tend to deal with the occult, with witchcraft, and with unnatural and villanious things. They are subject to extensive examination for weeks, even months, leading up to their ultimate approval for screening or their banning.
So yes, to put it mildly, Halloween is huge in TurtleShroom. It is the largest secular holiday in the country.
-but there's one last aspect of Halloween that you need to know, and that is one that traces to its original use. Remember that All Hallows' Eve is believed to be the day when the boundary between mortal world and other, wicked or dangerous realms (such as ghosts and Hell) are at their thinnest.
TurtleShroom takes this very seriously, and we have elite police and military squadrons that patrol the entire week leading up to Halloween to prevent anything stupid or evil from happening. Vampires, monstors, and demons have had confirmed sightings in TurtleShroom for generations, and all of these always try to get in on Halloween. We know from experience.
These elite squadrons are under plausible deniability. They are essentially death squads for the occult. Vampires, demons, monsters, zombies, ghouls, ghosts, and anything that goes bump in the night that isn't a kid in costume will be shot on sight. (We differentiate kids in costumes from the real deal with very expensive and intricate equipment that detects the paranormal. Emphasis on expensive.)
Witches and sorcerers, likewise, either surrender or get shot on sight. The witchcraft arrests are always the highest on Halloween, and with their powers enhanced, some sorcerers try and fight back. That's what we have death squads for the occult for in the first place.
(To prevent endangerment of citizens, it is illegal to dress as a witch, warlock, sorcerer, or wizard for Halloween.)
While the citizens play all night, TurtleShroom's government is up to its ears fighting paranormal activity and the constant nuisance of filthy pagans trying to take back their holiday. It's always the worst in October.
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
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