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That's your funny laws

In alinghi it's:
- illegal to drive blindfolded in motorway, but if you have change the sex almost 5 times you can (law in canton Alingan Mahnattan).
- illegal to give food to aliens
- Every hotel in Lachtalstadt must have a stall for horses, but the horses must be castrated.
- In Leontia in canton Canoria the dolphins can't swim backwards
- In sichland in canton Gabris if you say "Troll" you can exit by prison, with no distinction what crime you are accused (ps. In Sichland doesn't exist a prison)
- in Alinghi stadt, it's forbidden for the ghost to scary the residents and tourist in the city

My nation is an Anarchy... but we still have one some laws.

LAWS:
1. "Justin Bieber" or "One Direction" music is forbidden to be played in public or in private places.
2. "Justin Bieber" or "One Direction" merchandise is forbidden to be kept, worn or sold in homes, shops and in public places.

*Anyone that breaches laws 1 & 2 will face the death penalty or be forced to listen to "Cookie Monster" Death Metal vocals (Torture).

That's it

1: It is illegal to change files on a highway if you are talking on the phone.

2: It is illegal to have a phone call lasting more then 25 minutes. If that law is broken, police will be dispatched to the phone's location and end the call.

1. Anyone caught listening to boy bands or people like Justin Bieber, Niki Maijamans, will be arrested, and charged with a bad taste in music

2. You must have a permit to operate a bear wrestling league

1. It is illegal to excessively take shits in public while drinking orange juice and walking around holding a stop sign.

Toronina wrote:1. Anyone caught listening to boy bands or people like Justin Bieber, Niki Maijamans, will be arrested, and charged with a bad taste in music

2. You must have a permit to operate a bear wrestling league

Your first law is excellent. Do they too get tortured with "Cookie Monster" Death Metal vocals?

1. No boy band music or death
2. No gays
3. The only person who can vote is Tsar Dima II
4. Farting in public is punishable by stoning

Faschist Deutsch Reich wrote:

Toronina wrote:1. Anyone caught listening to boy bands or people like Justin Bieber, Niki Maijamans, will be arrested, and charged with a bad taste in music

2. You must have a permit to operate a bear wrestling league

Your first law is excellent. Do they too get tortured with "Cookie Monster" Death Metal vocals?

No, we show them great music. Like Queen, Green Day, Nirvana, Blink 182 etc.

1. Nudity is allowed in forests and beaches
2. No texting while drinking (literally)
3. No laughing after an accident or incident
4. Citizens may dance in public if they are happy

Rule 1 is official, rules 2, 3, and 4 are unofficial but are backed by the government

1. It is illegal to have a firearm on your person or enter a gun range only if you have a piece of butterscotch in your pocket, as butterscotch is considered an item of bad luck in Howslandia. Though the production, sale and purchase, possession, and consumption of butterscotch is legal, and Howsladia is a very pro-gun nation.

2. Red stop signs and green traffic lights are illegal in the cities of Nikcloak, Juyiskuy, Likrov, and Biuyutsk, instead, stop signs are yellow and green traffic lights are replaced with blue in these cities.

The Holy law of counting: thou shalt only count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

- It is illegal to photograph or in any way make a picture of or describe (in writing) and/or publish pictures or documents of military installations and other "protected objects". The designation of "protected object" can be applied to facilities, geographical areas, vehicles, when in the interest of national security.

- Although same-sex activity is legal, especially in the Zhouranese People's Army, it is illegal for a civilian to ask a soldier if he had sexual activity with another soldier of the same-sex, due to national security.

Artaeon wrote:The Holy law of counting: thou shalt only count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

I bet OCD is pretty common in your nation

You can't poop on the streets. But you can poop in somebody's hair!

Havenburgh wrote:You can't poop on the streets. But you can poop in somebody's hair!

WHAT

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR GOVERNMENT

JUSTIN BIEBER IS TOTALLY FORBIDDEN

Eating a roast chicken leg on December 15th at 6:36 PM is illegal, according to Alizina history, King Arkeno Varrk III's close friend and very famous artist, Vartimaso Hawk, choked to death on a chicken leg during dinner with his wife and infant son at this exact date and time.

1. All illegal European immigrants must be flogged on the first Tuesday of every month.

1. It's illegal to eat carrots in public. That's probably the reason why we have so many rabbits in jail...

2. It's illegal to punch trees. Therefore, you must only use an axe to cut down trees in Minecraft [Good luck ]

3. It's illegal to flirt with the ruler's dog. However, it's legal to flirt with the first lady. In that case, you get a free deodorant. But if you sleep with her, you get 100,000 NSD and a coupon for a Big Mac.

4. It's illegal to move in slow motion in public. It's punishable by death.

5. Snail fights are illegal.

Gluing furniture to the ceiling is illegal on every day except April Fools Day.

It is illegal to listen to a pop song while excreting in the Hranov Oblast in Lipnitia

It is illegal for pre-teens to make repetitive fictitious laws whose only purpose is to ban the teenager pop-star of the moment.

1. Justin Bieber is banned (to be played, to distribute his records, and for him to step on our soil).

2. The fez is banned.

3. It is legal to commit treason but illegal to commit treason aggressively (however that works...)

4. It is illegal to say "Allahu Akbar" in public except for muezzins, imams, or other Islamic clergy.

It is illegal to show support for Western capitalist democracies in public. Doing so is treason, and will land you 30 years in jail (although our jails are much nicer than capitalist jails).

It is illegal to use hot glue to combine two or more food items, or to use hot glue to attach food items to walls.
It is also illegal to discharge a revolving pistol within earshot of the Emperor (this is an old law made for when the country was ruled by Emperors, and as such applies to the defunct position and not the modern President. It has never been repealed because nobody remembers it) if he is giving a speech.