Your nation's silly and fun laws

[Brillnuck]

It is illegal to love Justin Bieber, 1D, and other boy bands/ It is punishable with you having to listen to 1 hour of 50's/60's/70's/80's music.

It is also illegal in the forest at night to play the clarinet badly, wave your flashlight back and forth, eating very stinky cheese, wearing a sombrero upside down or in a goofy way, wearing clown shoes, wearing a hoop skirt, screeching like a chimpanzee saying "I'M DA CHEESE AND CAIK LORD! BOW DOWN TO MEH!", running/limping/ or crawling. This attracts a BIG HERD of Red Deer.

[Union of Sovereign Socialist Republics]

Justin Bieber 1D and other boy bands are illegal.
If you are a homosexual you shall be shot

[The New Dog Nation]

- Stop messing with black holes that cause everything in our nation to disappear, only to reappear some time later.

[Kazirstan]

Engaging in sexual activity in public places, such as parks, is illegal. However, engaging in sexual activity while on board a subway, maglev, ferry, or any other form of public transit is not illegal. You'd be surprised at how often that loophole in the law is abused.

[Planeia]

illegal to give food to aliens

That's disappointing.

[Catahecassa]

It is illegal to love Justin Bieber, 1D, and other boy bands/ It is punishable with you having to listen to 1 hour of 50's/60's/70's/80's music.

It is also illegal in the forest at night to play the clarinet badly, wave your flashlight back and forth, eating very stinky cheese, wearing a sombrero upside down or in a goofy way, wearing clown shoes, wearing a hoop skirt, screeching like a chimpanzee saying "I'M DA CHEESE AND CAIK LORD! BOW DOWN TO MEH!", running/limping/ or crawling. This attracts a BIG HERD of Red Deer.

Can they be avoided by drawing an anti-red deer circle in the dirt?

[Kingston-Atlantis (Ancient)]

It is illegal to show disrespect for the National Anthem, unless you have an IQ of higher than 160 (which make up about 30% of the population).
It is illegal to torture/kill/hurt a Royal Blue Dove, unless you are a detective/specimen observer, and you are humanely killing the Dove for further examination for research into genetics.
The Royal Blue Dove is the only bird that has been on the moon via Klingunese spaceships.

[Brillnuck]

It is illegal to love Justin Bieber, 1D, and other boy bands/ It is punishable with you having to listen to 1 hour of 50's/60's/70's/80's music.

It is also illegal in the forest at night to play the clarinet badly, wave your flashlight back and forth, eating very stinky cheese, wearing a sombrero upside down or in a goofy way, wearing clown shoes, wearing a hoop skirt, screeching like a chimpanzee saying "I'M DA CHEESE AND CAIK LORD! BOW DOWN TO MEH!", running/limping/ or crawling. This attracts a BIG HERD of Red Deer.

Can they be avoided by drawing an anti-red deer circle in the dirt?

Yes.

Only a circle. Square's make them angry, and ovals, you don't want to talk about it.

[Huda]

Saying the word Bieber or recital of his songs are banned in the Greater Abbasist Republic. Punishable by exile to Canada.

[Chickensland]

You will be deported if you are Voldemort and Death Eaters are not allowed to enter the country.

You are not permitted to disturb sleeping cats.

If you seriously hurt someone with an umbrella you will have to sing Rihanna's 'Umbrella' for 10 minutes and then be taken to jail to think about what you did.

Don't make someone laugh while they are drinking water.

[Adamenia-khezvani]

1: It is illegal to drive down the freeway when your car is in neutral.

2: It is illegal to carry a firearm while committing a crime.

3: It is illegal to drive barefoot in Javalin City.

4: It is illegal to have sex while driving on the freeway at night.

5: It is illegal to bring a platypus to a movie theatre.

[Kazirstan]

Saying the word Bieber or recital of his songs are banned in the Greater Abbasist Republic. Punishable by exile to Canada.

That's not such a bad punishment, in fact, it sounds like something that felons or tax dodgers would utilize to get a quick by out of the country.

[Greater Mackonia]

-Mayonnaise is forbidden on pain of death by scaphism.
-While not strictly a law Mackonian culture dictates hats must be worn in public at all times, people who shun this dictat are usually lynched by an angry mob even if a hat only accidentally fell off.
-It is illegal to apply glue to organic beings.
-All citizens must keep a tally of the amount of ferrets spotted at altitudes of 10,000 and 300 ft, failure to do this is treated as high treason.
-One must pay a special tax for the consumption of Unpatriotic Cheeses...what exactly makes a cheese patriotic is left vague.
-You need a license to masturbate on public transport.
-All elevators must come equipped with lifejackets.
-All the fire alarms in the country have been replaced with plastic salmon.
-Murder is legal, 'Unprofessional Murder' is not.
-Garbage can only be collected by the state if possums have been sighted with 14 km of your home. Possums are not native to Greater Mackonia.
-Horoscopes can be prosecuted for fraud.
-Cults are legal and tolerated by the government, the moment it is classified as a 'Religion' it is ruthlessly persecuted.
-Gypsies must walk backwards or upside down unless they have a special permit.
-The Government is prohibited from ever printing carp licenses, it is illegal to own carp unless you have a carp license.
-It is illegal to buy fishfood at any time other then 3:13 A.M.
-Scotsmen may enter the country but only if they are carrying a flagpole of 77 metres in length between and only on the hours of 1:00 A.M and 4:00 P.M
-The Ministry of Casual Racism and Stereotyping does not exist to combat these things.


I could go on...more laws in Mackonia are silly then not so.

[The Canada]

Saying the word Bieber or recital of his songs are banned in the Greater Abbasist Republic. Punishable by exile to Canada.

Unfortunately, the Canadian Parliament has already decided to ban Justin Bieber from visiting Canada for promoting chaotic rallies whenever he visits. Instead, we will treat him as a 'hot potato' and deport him from whichever airport he is in to the closest city in the United States.

[Padnak]

Playing Offenbach loudly in public areas without a permit on national holidays is a crime, punishable by a $15 fine

no one has ever worked out how this law came to be

[French Cannabis]

-It is legal to marry a dead person.

-Kissing on railways is prohibited.

-It is against the law to shout "God Save The Queen."

-Religious symbols must be smaller than 4 cm.

[Orveleca]

It's illegal to perform surgery in the bed of a pickup truck.

It's illegal to, quote, "perform sexual acts upon an inanimate object within sight of a law enforcement officer on duty."

It's illegal to perform spontaneous musical numbers without a permit.

[Coastal Virginia]

In Coastal Virginia it is legal to marry a fish, but not to fornicate with one. (Catfish are excluded.) Disobeying this law is punishable by a $2,500 fine and up to twelve months in prison.

[Ashyaria]

Under current Ashyarian law, it is forbidden to use anything but a proper flag consisting of symbols as a "flag" on the popular browser based nation simulator, SovereignNations. Anyone found using a picture of a place, a meme, a character or anything deemed to be "not a flag" shall have an ANPS SWAT team show up at their front door, along with a graphic designer. The team will demand that the person in question change their "flag" from their "not a flag" flag to an actual "flag" immediately. If they do not have a flag, the team will send the graphic designer into the person's home and the person and the graphic designer will develop a flag for their SovereignNations nation.

Free of charge, of course.

[Pays den haut]

-If a clan leader is killed by sword by another clan leader, his son becomes the new clan leader.
-If a clan leader is killed by sword by someone from is own clan, that someone becomes the new clan leader.
-If one of the 13 ruling clan leaders is killed by sword by either the clan leader of another clan or someone from his own clan, the person who killed him automatically becomes one of the 13 ruling clan leaders.

-Any languages other than French is banned
-Anyone who doesn't speak French is executed
-Anyone who smokes weed is executed
-Anyone who is seen naked in public is executed
-Gays and lesbians are executed
-Church service on sunday morning is mandatory. If one doesn't attend, he or she is executed
-Speed limits on highways is 10 km/h. If one's horse runs faster, he or she's executed
-Cars are banned by the way, we only use horses and trains for transportation

[Spearmint Island]

On Spearmint Island, it is illegal to eat your parents, children or siblings.

We're thinking about repealing it though, to be honest.

[Opplandia]

In Opplandia it is illegal for men to have sexual intercourse with porcupines (just like in Florida in rl.... )

[Qandaristan]

- Showing any communist/Nazi/enemy flag/symbols is prohibited. It will be a fine of 50 Qunshahars ($250) or if possible, 6 months in jail
- Eating pork is forbidden to eat in public in this country, if you eat it in public, you will have to pay a fine of 30 Qunshahars ($150) or if possible, 3 months in jail.
- Having a gun in public, will be 2 months in jail.
- Having sex with animals is prohibited. You will be in 1 year in jail.

[Fenwyck]

1. It is perfectly legal to kill a Scotsman on a Wednesday, providing he is under 4ft 6 and is holding a cup.

2. No male over the age of 84 may kiss an older woman in public.

3. Owning a clock with a bird on it is illegal if the bird has at least 3 white feathers.

Nobody really knows why these laws were made. Most blame it on Emperors getting bored.

[Metcalfer]

It is illegal to kill a pug in Metcalfer and any child born from a whore is emidently enlisted into the military.