Humanitarian League Daily Times (HL only please)

[Penguinmark]

Habillands-Posten reports
House of Commons to debate visa waivers

HELLINGDAM - The House of Commons will debate removing visa requirements for members of the Humanitarian League. The proposals are supported by the left wing parties, but Karlsen is sceptical about passing, stating that "Penguinmark must be able to defend our borders".

"We're allowing the issue to be debated here. I'm putting out a feeler here, because we may be having an election soon and our regional foreign policy will be quite an important topic in the campaign," the Prime Minister explained at a press conference at Nurmengaard.

An outright waiver to all nations in the region would be unlikely, he said, but "I'd instead consider giving waivers to individual nations, certainly for Welsh Cowboy for example".

Such waivers are opposed by both nationalist parties. The True Penguins have warned of an "avalanche of human immigration" if any entry requirements are relaxed, while the Human League agree that "we need tougher, not looser entry requirements".

SDP-leader Anne Larssen has said that "free travel is essential to regional integration" and would be beneficial for business and tourism. "We want to be connected to our region". The United Christian Party's position is not known.

In other news, municipal elections are coming up in the bellwether county of Kronstede. The Hellingdam City Council is controlled by a coalition of the PDP-PP union (effectively one party) and the parties will have to defend their four-seat majority. Meanwhile, the breakaway Social Justice Party, consisting of former GreenLeft members, will be facing their first electoral test in Loeypen and Vyborg.

[Kronstede is a multi-city urban area which includes Hellingdam and Loeypen]

[Radiatia]

GYANBERK LEGALISES CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IN SCHOOLS
SPELLING MISTAKE IN LEGISLATION "BIGGEST BLUNDER IN RADIATIAN HISTORY"

REAFANTZ, GYANBERK
A simple spelling error has seen the State of Gyanberk accidentally legalise capital punishment in schools.

_{The State of Gyranberk has accidentally legalised capital punishment
in schools, instead of corporal punishment}

The Gyanberk State Assembly voted 62-58 in favour of a bill originally meant to legalise corporal punishment in schools. However on closer inspection it has been revealed that the bill has the word "capital" in place or "corporal".

Tomas Hirsh, the sponsor of the legislation said, "Holy crap, I'm gonna be in the news! Hi mum!"

After calming down a little he expalined that the mistake was probably the fault of Jeremy, his secretary who typed the manuscript of the bill. "It's his first day," Hirsh explained.

Gyanberk's Conservative Premier, Laima Grenvil, said she didn't notice the mistake when she signed the bill into law, and presumed it wasn't a mistake.

She has stated that she will not seek to have the bill repealed. "Look, it might not be a bad idea. We want to keep our students on their toes, and if capital punishment for the disruptive ones keeps them in line... well maybe that's a good thing."

In most states, with mid-term elections approaching, such a blunder would be disasterous for the incumbent government.

However in Gyanberk, a large mostly uninhabited state in the northeastern Radiatian Federation, it has seen Grenvil's popularity soar.

"She was on the TV! Gyanberk is never on the TV! I like her!" Proclaimed one potential voter. "Do I get to be in the newspaper too?"

- HLDT

[Nui-ta]

"DO NOT ACCUSE ME!"
Evan Isaci comes under suspicion in the assassination attempt against former PM Trenta i-Harendo


PM Isaci denounces all accusations against him

New evidence in the i-Harendo assassination attempt now puts Prime Minister Evan Isaci under the police spotlight.

A spokesman for ILOP (Internal Law and Order Police) has stated that shortly before the assassination attempt, Isaci was caught on a street camera leaving Central Rahku Hospital, where FPM i-Harendo was staying during the attempt on her life.

"Although we do not have solid proof at this point that Prime Minister Evan Isaci had a hand in the assassination attempts, this evidence puts him in the vicinity of the crime scene just moments before the assassination attempt took place."

i-Harendo, now back at home in the Royal District, stated that Evan Isaci had visited her in the hospital just a short while before her oxygen tank was sabotaged. However, she remains wary of the accusations herself.

"Although the accusations are for the courts to decide upon, I'm having a hard time believing it was Isaci. This is the man who lead my party, and a man I spent long hours with working over crucial parliamentary legislation, even in my days as a Minister rather than as the PM."

Isaci has denied that he was in the room at the time of the assassination attempt, stating that "I left at least 15 minutes before this actually happened. How can you say that it was me because I took her place, and because I performed a gesture of goodwill, coming into the room to visit one of my co-workers? I followed all hospital procedures and did nothing wrong. DO NOT ACCUSE ME."

As Isaci said this, he seemed bitter and angry, even going so far as to knock a chair over and state that he had "more of a chance to hurt the idiots accusing me than I ever will of hurting i-Harendo."

Although some take Isaci's violent outburst to be a sign of guilt, there are others who see it as a sign of stress.

"Here is a man who faces snap-elections next week to permanently keep his job," says political analyst Joseph Schinde. "It all comes down to publicity, and in the wake of now facing off against Imari, ri-Denshir, and ji-Jenkins all at the same time, Evan has a lot to worry about right now. I'd be angry too."

ILOP has also recovered some evidence as to the origins of the nickel oxide. The physician's aide who has been found guilty of poisoning the tank with it did not test positive for some of the fingerprints that were on the vial....but ILOP has confirmed that Evan's fingerprints were not on the vial either. However, they have cited other evidence within the vial that they are in the process of testing. The details have been kept classified for now, and are not yet accessible to NNN.

"This man, for all intents and purposes, is suspicious, but not yet guilty or innocent." The ILOP spokesman said. "And we will be working to find out the truth about Isaci's involvement in this matter, whether he was just a man at the wrong place and in the wrong time, or if he is something more. Only time will tell."

--- HDLT Rahku

[Nui-ta]

EMPEROR di-AMORI DIES!

The NNN is shocked and saddened to report the death of Emperor Vincentius di-Amori III on Cap. 30, AN 108. (February 18th, 2013).

The Emperor had been weakening in health over the past several months, and had already nominated his second son, the now 8th Emperor of Nui-ta, Nicolai di-Amori, as his successor.

Although Emperor Nicolai has yet to officially succeed to the throne, the late Emperor's death makes the Heir Apparent the de facto leader of the nation.

Test results have confirmed that Emperor Vincentius did not die of the Kacha virus. His official cause of death was heart failure. He was 70 years old.

His Highness Nicolai di-Amori will take the throne by Pis. 20, AN 108 (March 10th, 2013).

More information will be reported when received.

---- HLDT Rahku

[Penguinmark]

Forsvareren reports
Emperor sends condolences

Emperor Rasmus III has sent his condolences to the Royal Family of Nui-ta following the death of Emperor Vincentius di-Amori of Nui-ta. He said that Emperor Vincentius "was a great person and an honoured statesman of Nui-ta". He stated he plans to attend the funeral.

Emperor Vincentius had been in ill-health in the last year. He announced plans to abdicate and named his second son Nicolai as his sucessor in a surprise move. Emperor Rasmus III said that "I hope Emperor Nicolai will successfully take on the great responsibility he holds as the Emperor of Nui-ta".

The Emperor's death comes at a time when the political scene in Nui-ta is already tense. Prime Minister Trenta i-Harendo recently stepped down after being injured in an assassination attempt, and the new prime minister has recently been accused of involvement in the incident.

[Welsh Cowboy]

SENATOR BARRETT: ECONOMICS SHOULD BE OUTLAWED

Senator Tyron Barrett (NWP- Humdeia 5) has been turning heads lately with outlandish comments, including calling for war with Radiatia and saying that a disease outbreak in Nui-ta was actually a working-class revolt.

The controversial Senator again caused ripples in Welsh Cowboy when, at the Humdeia National Workers' Party annual convention, he said that economics classes should be "outlawed."

As I'm sure any sensible man or woman can see, studying economics has never done any good for society. Welsh Cowboy is worse off for teaching its young people about the horrors of economics. Because when it comes down to it, only the oppression of capitalism is taught in those economics classes. They're never balanced in their viewpoints. And when something isn't helping our citizens, it must be stopped. Economics courses should be outlawed.

When asked to explain why there was a Socialism and a Command Economy course at the University of Humdeia, Senator Barrett said there was a foreign-based conspiracy to trick the students of Welsh Cowboy.

Can anyone honestly say that this "socialism" course is fair and balanced? Because it's obvious that dictatorships like Radiatia and Nui-ta are funding courses like this, which outwardly say they are about socialism, but are really teaching capitalism. The professor is probably a member of the Conservative Party in Radiatia.

Newspaper reporters checked on the course, and it is in fact taught by Anders Easting, an NWP member who donated W120 to Barrett's last reelection campaign.

When his office was called with this information, Barrett issued an email to major media outlets, saying:

Let's check our sources before we jump to conclusions. So he says he is an NWP member. That doesn't mean he is. Recently, Aazeronia closed their borders. So maybe he's fleeing from there. Or maybe he's someone who's sensible and supports a military, and he's fleeing from Crata. But let's be reasonable. It's ridiculous to think that someone teaching at a mainstream university in Welsh Cowboy is not a conservative. The media needs to think before they report information like that.

After calling Mr. Easting, the Welsh Cowboy Broadcasting Corporation received the following statement:

I am frankly ashamed of Senator Barrett. I was born in Welsh Cowboy, I have lived here all my life. It's shameful for him to say otherwise. I don't think I'll vote for him again.

Senator Barrett retorted by releasing an online video in which he said:

I wish that this spy from Radiatia would go home. He needs to become a better one, before he can fool me. He is obviously an underling of Soden Larsson.

Barrett now leads a hypothetical FDP candidate in his own district by only 4 points, according to poll numbers released yesterday. He won his previous election to the Senate by 10 points.

[Crata]

KING: "TIME TO DEFEND LIBERTY" - "FUTURE DEBATES" CLARIFY CRATAAN STANCES

_{King (LIBERTY), Chancellor of Crata}

Crata City, Crata.

With the Federal President currently in Krebolia helping the nation to fight a civil war, the Chancellor Tracy E. King has been resposible for interacting with the press. However, the nation appeared to be fallen quiet for a second - until now. "The time to defend our liberty has come" said King in a series of recent debates some delegates call The Future Debates. The debates have been mainly concerning the Krebolian Civil War, the Kacha Epidemic and the involvement of a Radiatian company in an incident in Aazeronia. As the debates continued, the controversial law of enacting capital punishment in schools in Radiatia and Senator Barret from Welsh Cowboy got added the the "to-do-list".

CRANN was given a brief statement on each issue covered and will release more information as well as parts from speeches in the 6PM and 9PM news broadcasts.

On the Krebolian Civil War
Official stance: The Crataan Parliament has expressed its support for the ongoing operations in Krebolia. The Federal Republic will continue offering Humanitarian Aid and doctors. WMDs shall be banned.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Green/Civillian: Official stance; More doctors and humanitarian aid can be offered if needed. Military intervention will not happen.
Party stance: Anarchy/Conservative: Military intervention is seen as the only possible solution. Humanitarian Aid is to be lowered.

On the Kacha Epidemic
Official stance: Borders will not be closed, but visas will be required. Doctors are working on both a treatment and a way to check for an infection quickly. Citizens are being warned through TV, radio and internet. Free masks are handed out.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Green/Anarchy: Official stance.
Party stance: Civillian/Conservative: Close borders, monitor every citizens with symptoms similiar to the Kacha virus.

On the bombing in Aazeronia
Official stance: Crataan police forces are readied to help Aazeronian and Radiatian forces if needed. Justice is demanded. The Parliament applauds Aazeronia for remaining calm and wishes for good relations between Aazeronia and Radiatia.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Green/Civillian/Anarchy/Conservative: Official stance

On Radiatia legalizing capital punishment in schools
Official stance: The Parliament calls upon the Radiatian government to abolish capital punishment immediately.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive: Official stance
Party stance: Green/Civillian: Trade embargos, denying citizens of Radiatia entrance to Crata without a visa and revoking many benefits Radiatia has in Crata if capital punishment is not abolished.
Party stance: Anarchy: None
Party stance: Conservative: Applauds the Radiatian government for introducting capital punishment.

On the death of Emperor di-Amori III of Nui-ta
Official stance: The Parliament sent their condolences and held a moment of silence. "He truly was a great individual" noted several members of the Progressive Party. Several speeches were held.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Green/Civillian/Anarchy/Conservative: Official stance

On Pacifism and freedom of speech [Sen. Barrett, Welsh Cowboy]
Official stance: Pacifism is seen as the way of the future. The Parliament denied claims of restricting freedom of speech. "It is not unusual for MPs to be pro-military" said King. "And we don't disallow that point of view. It is just unpopular." The government calls for an apology by Sen. Barrett.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Civillian: Official stance
Party stance: Green: Call for more direct democracy and more pluralism. The Citizens' Council should be implemented more.
Party stance: Anarchy/Conservative: Move away from pacifism. Arrest Senator Barrett.

On a war between Welsh Cowboy and Radiatia [Sen. Barrett,
Official stance: A war between Welsh Cowboy and Radiatia is seen as unlikely. Diplomatic ties between the two nations should be strenghtened. In a case of war, the nation will deploy Humanitarian Aid to both nations.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Green/Civillian/Anarchy/Conservative: Official stance

On economic classes in schools [Sen. Barrett, Welsh Cowboy]
Official stance: Economic classes are to be taught as disadvantages of capitalism are already taught. Mixed-market capitalism is seen as the correct choice.
Party stance: Liberty/Progressive/Conservative: Official stance
Party stance: Green: More market regulation.
Party stance: Anarchy/Civillian: Abolish economic classes and capitalism; introduce communist systems either by force (Civillian) or by choice (Anarchy).

~ Crataan News Network CRANN

[Welsh Cowboy]

BARRETT REMAINS DEFIANT

HLDT HUMDEIA-

Welsh Cowboy Senator Tyron Barrett (NWP-Humdeia 5) refused to apologize for comments made earlier today, which were then criticized by the Chancellor of Crata, Tracy King.

Earlier, Barrett had called for economics classes to be outlawed in Welsh Cowboy, and then went on to accuse a University of Humdeia professor of being a spy from Radiatia. He speculated, though that the professor might also be a defector from Crata, which he implied persecuted those who oppose pacifism.

Chancellor King had issued statements refuting each of Barrett's claims, and called on him to apologize. However, just minutes after the Chancellor's statement, he issued one of his own through an email to major news outlets throughout Welsh Cowboy:

Chancellor King has shown herself to be an imposter, one who claims to be a freedom-loving, peaceful person, but who really is cruel and ruthless in her rule. She has embraced the evils of capitalism, showing that she is willing to oppress the masses of Crata for her personal gain. She is someone who should resign. She should apologize to me, it should certainly not be the other way around.

He then addressed pacifism as a subject.

Pacifism is a phony ideology. It's not even an ideology. It doesn't deserve that much credit. We shouldn't honor it like that. It leaves a nation weak, just look at Crata. What if some imperialistic dictatorship, one which is a parasite to the weak, such as Radiatia wanted its territory? They could walk in. Come on. To say that it is logical at all is truly preposterous.

Senator Barrett has a press conference scheduled for tomorrow.

[Crata]

BARRETT ATTACKS KING

_{King (LIBERTY) has to defend the Parliament}

Crata City, Crata.

After the Parliament called for a formal apology in the Future Debates, Senator Barrett of Welsh Cowboy attacked Chancellor Tracy E. King. The senator called for King to resign. In a quick statement, she refused doing so.

Senator Barrett,

I will not abandon my people and leave this nation behind. Crata is a democracy - one of the strongest on the entire planet - and because of this fact, it would be possible for the people to vote for a communist system if they so desired. As a matter of fact, the Civillian Party is proposing a more communist system.
The Liberty Party is advocating a mixed-market economy exactly because we love freedom; everyone has the right to own and manage their own private property, may it be their home or their store. We are taking measures to prevent the working class to be exploited. Freedom is what one believes to be freedom; for us it is to make citizens enjoy great political freedoms and civil rights. It is to provide citizens with everything they need to survive. But it is also to enable citizens to own a business and make money if they so desire.

In regards to pacifism: Our nation has been torn by war in the past. The Church has exploited us for many years, and civil wars have devastated our nation. We will not make the same mistake again. As to an imperialist dictatorship, a system you appear to be advocating, trying to invade Crata, we can rely on our great allies Radiatia, Tuthina, Nui-ta, Aazeronia, Krebolia and others. Together, we are stronger than you may believe.

Should you require further information, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Yours sincerely,
Tracy E. King, Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Crata

Public support for the Chancellor is around 80%. According to a poll, support for Barrett's claims is at less than 0,1%.

~ Crataan News Network CRANN

[Radiatia]

DERRO VAHNSEHN: "WE ARE SURROUNDED BY MORONS"
CRATAAN CHANCELLOR COMMENTS CAUSE UPROAR ON ALL SIDES

XERCONIA, FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY
Radiatian Destiny Party leader Derro Vahnsehn has slammed calls by the Crataan government for Radiatia to abolish the death penalty as "moronic".

_{Radiatian Destiny Party leader Derro Vahnsehn slammed the comments of Crataan government
as "moronic".}

"We are surrounded by morons!" He said in a press conference this morning. "One state, a state with a population of only 600,000 people, most of whom are nomadic tribes accidentally legalised capital punishment in schools. So what? Why should the entire Radiatian Federation have a trade embargo!

"I say we should call their bluff and enforce our own trade embargo! Let's see how Crata goes for a couple of days without the useless crap that Radiatia manufactures! Maybe then they'll learn to respect national, and state sovereignty! Or better yet... let's send the RFA to the border just to remind them who has all the guns around here!"

Surprisingly, Vahnsehn was not alone in his comments.

Leader of the Opposition Soden Larssen said that "It seems our friends in Crata haven't quite understood the federal system, or the fact that even if we wanted to repeal the law in the State of Gyanberk, we have no power to. The federal government must respect the authority of state governments, even if we disagree. As long as it's not unconstitutional, we have no power to change anything."

Prime Minister Lena Toriah added that she was aware of Crata's stance towards the federal government's use of the death penalty but politely disagreed with their view. "Crataan culture and Radiatian culture is very different. While their society is more socialistic that ours, here you need a deterrent like the death penalty to keep our crime rate low. And I hope that the Crataans respect that."

His Excellency President Yerkal Nathus also addressed the issue in his press conference today.

"I shall send a politely worded letter to the Crataan government explaining how the Radiatian federal system works. But I don't think there is any need for such bickering. Crata and Radiatia are no less friends today than yesterday and the fact is, disagreements between friends occur.

"Afterall, Radiatians scarcely agree with each other, let alone someone from another country. So let's take a leaf out of Crata's book and be peaceful about this."

In other news, the President also sent his personal condolences to the people of Nui-ta, following the death of Emperor Vincentius di-Amori.

"Vincentius was a good friend of mine, and I am personally saddened by the news. I sincerely hope that he is no longer in pain and that perhaps there is a better place for him to go to after death."

The President announced he will be attending the funeral.

- HLDT

[Welsh Cowboy]

PRESIDENT YOUNG APOLOGIZES FOR BARRETT

HLDT HUMDEIA- President Matthew Young was left scrambling to issue a statement after Senator Tyron Barrett had called for Tracy King, the Chancellor of Crata, to resign.

The comments stemmed from Barrett's accusations of Crata oppressing anyone who disagrees with their system of pacifism.

Chancellor King had called for Barrett to apologize, but instead, he continued to criticize Crata and Chancellor King in particular, even going so far as to call for her resignation.

However, President Young put out a statement tonight affirming that Senator Barrett was not expressing the mainstream view of the Welsh Cowboy government. The President also called on Barrett to apologize:

I am saddened by Senator Barrett's comments. He should be embarrassed for the terrible things he has said, things that aren't true, and blatantly false. We cherish our relationship with Crata, and we respect that we might have differing views on issues from time to time. However, Senator Barrett should apologize for his comments.

Senator Barrett has stated he will respond further tomorrow at a press conference.

[Crata]

KING: NO CLASH OF CULTURES

_{King (LIBERTY) has to defend the Parliament}

Crata City, Crata.

The recent stance on the death penalty by the Crataan Parliament caused uproar in the nation of Radiatia, threatening a trade embargo. The Chancellor quickly noted her thoughts, appearing to be very tired from the day.

President Yerkal Nathus,

first of all, I would like to thank you for your understanding of the Parliament's stance. We have decided to stand against the death penalty. However, there appear to be a couple of misunderstandings of the press release:
1.) The official stances are not necessarily my own private opinion. They are mainly formed by the Liberty Party and the Progressives; other parties might also agree. As for the death penalty issue, Liberty, Progressive, Green and Civillian support the official stance.
2.) The official stance does not call for a trade embargo. We know of our good relations and do not wish to harm them. The Green Party proposed a trade embargo; however, this is the stance of this political party only. It does not reflect the official stance on the issue.

We see a problem with the federal government having no power of the states, and we do see a great danger introducing the death penalty in schools, especially if this was done in error and thus not put through court. We're asking you to reconsider, but we neither can nor want to force you to change passed legislation. Personally, I am confident to say that our stance has got you thinking; please keep me updated on this matter.

Should you require further information, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Yours sincerely,
Tracy E. King, Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Crata

~ Crataan News Network CRANN

[Nui-ta]

The End of an Era
Details on the Death, Funerary Rites, and Succession


One of the last pictures of the late Emperor Vincentius di-Amori III, taken one month ago

NNN has now been informed of the cause of death and last days of the late Emperor Vincentius di-Amori. Autopsy results have confirmed that the 7th Emperor died of heart failure.

"He didn't have a heart attack, and if it's any condolence to the Royal Family and to the people, I doubt he even felt anything." The coroner's statement said. "The body was in a very relaxed position. The heart wasn't in a lot of tension....you could just tell that he was aging and that he was becoming quite frail and his body simply couldn't support itself anymore. Again, the most condolence I can offer is that it's very likely that this was a painless death."

The eldest di-Amori child, Prince Jeo di-Amori, seconded the coroner's statement, as he and his two younger siblings (as well as their mother) were with Vincentius at the time of his death.

"He died very suddenly and very quietly." Prince Jeo reported. "He was feeling a little ill so he went to go sit down. We were all talking, my siblings, my parents, and I. And all of a sudden....Father just looked at Mother and smiled at her and told her, "Look at these, three, don't you think we did a good job?" and then...Father just leaned back and shut his eyes. We all thought he was taking a nap. My mother went to put a blanket over him and touched his face and that was when we all realized that...he..."


Emperor Apparent Nicolai di-Amori surveying the cemetery

His Highness also commented briefly on the death, stating that "I really wish that I could have succeeded as planned, while Father was alive. But regardless, I will do the best I can."

There will be a 5 day period of mourning, followed by the funeral. Foreign Heads of State such as Chancellor Tracy King of Crata and His Excellency Yerkal Nathus of Radiatia have announced that they will attend.

As per custom, the first part of the funerary rites (cremation) will be off-limits to all but the family. The burial of the ashes (second part) is the part that will be open to mourners, domestic and foreign.

After the funeral, there will be an additional 5 days of mourning, followed by the succession to the throne.

Flags will be half-mast until the day of the succession.

---- HLDT Rahku

[Welsh Cowboy]

PRESIDENT YOUNG: RADIATIA IS OUR CLOSEST ALLY

HLDT HUMDEIA- Welsh Cowboy President Matthew Young was left with a difficult question today at a press conference.

The President was visiting a small restaurant in Burg when he was asked which country was Welsh Cowboy's closest ally.

Appearing surprised and caught off-guard, Young thought for a few seconds, and then replied:

Obviously, Welsh Cowboy has many friends throughout the international community, and specifically within The Humanitarian League. However, I think that recently, our relationship with Radiatia has flourished. I think that our relationship with that nation has become the closest.

The President was then asked why Radiatia was Welsh Cowboy's closest ally. President Young hurried to reply:

Well, it's obvious that Radiatia and Welsh Cowboy are very similar socially and our people also share an underlying spirit of independence and freedom. While we may disagree on some issues politically and socially, we share common interests.

Radiatia and Welsh Cowboy's governments have recently cooperated, including visits by top officials to each nation, and a visa waiver program.

[Radiatia]

PRESIDENT PAYS TRIBUTE TO WELSH COWBOY
STATES RADIATIA HAS A "SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP"

XERCONIA, FCT
President Yerkal Nathus has paid tribute to the Republic of Welsh Cowboy after Welsh Cowboy President Matthew Young named Radiatia as their closest ally.

He said in a press conference:

"I rather share the sentiments of President Young.

"Welsh Cowboy and Radiatia have a special relationship, unlike that of other nations in the league and in the world.

"Culturally we are very similar. Unlike the more socialistic nations in the region, Welsh Cowboy and Radiatia both in their own ways prize individuality and efficiency. And I think that's a very important base on which to build a relationship.

"They're our largest trading partner. We travel regularly across each others' borders. They're like the state we never had.

"Of course they're definitely their own country. There are differences in terms of ethical issues and some traditions. But I for one welcome the comments and return them in kind.

- HLDT

[Aazeronia]

Aazeronia Mourns Loss of Nui-ta Emperor

AAZERON - The recent passing of Emperor Vincentius di-Amori III of Nui-ta was felt throughout the whole of the Humanitarian League. Both the Federal President and the Chancellor are in agreement that a day of mourning will be set aside for the Emperor of Nui-ta.

President Myrja gave this statement with regards to the day of mourning:

Our friends in Nui-ta have lost a beloved Emperor. While I will not be able to attend the funeral, I will declare a one day period of mourning for the Emperor. On the day of the funeral, all Aazeronian businesses are to be closed and all flags will fly at half mast. We will also send a small donation of gifts sent to the grieving family even though I know it cannot replace the loss of the Emperor.

Commerce will resume the following day.

[Nui-ta]

Who is Nicolai di-Amori?
NNN briefs on the new Emperor's stance on various issues


Emperor Nicolai di-Amori taking a break from combat training

In an interview with NNN, his Highness Nicolai di-Amori has agreed to briefly disclose his views on various prevalent issues.

On the bombings in Aazeronia

I think it's a sad thing for our Aazeronian friends that such a tragedy could befall them. I wish to give my full support in tracking down the perpetrators, Aazeronian, Radiatian, or otherwise, and bringing them to justice. While I do not support the government of Radiatia taking over the arms industry as a result, I do support tighter restrictions/

On the Kacha Epidemic

I am working with the Ministry of Defense and Health, as well as our friends in the international community, to get medical aid and help to Hephazi and Alinia as soon as possible. The disease is much more prevalent there and I wish to see it contained there to cut it from the roots. I also support increased measures to study the virus so that we can observe its rapid mutations and counteract them.

On Senator Barrett of Welsh Cowboy

While I do not support a word of what that nutter has said, I respect his rights to speak the idiocies that he will. And I hope that the Welsh Cowboy electorate will give him the ousting that he deserves. It is for them to decide, not us.

On the alliance with Radiatia

This nation has shown itself to be one of our best allies, and I am hope to continue our good relations despite the changes in leadership.

On the allegations against PM Evan Isaci

It is up to the court system to decide. If he is innocent, I wish him the best at the polls. If he is guilty, I wish to see justice done. Regardless of his involvement, I wish the best of the i-Harendo family and hope that Trenta i-Harendo will someday return to office where she so rightfully belongs.

On the apartheid in Suidwes-Afrika

I am vehemently against apartheid, and given the violence that has been documented in that nation, I wish to do all in my power to stop it. Nui-ta itself is only just climbing out of an unofficial apartheid of its own. That being said, I know that in order to stop apartheid in other countries, we must look inwards at ourselves, where, even though it is illegal, abuses against commoners and colonists are still happening.

On the class system

I still think it is a good thing, but it needs reform. What that entails...I have yet to figure out.

On the lack of Executive Powers in Parliament

I have openly stated that I want Parliament to have Executive powers in Nui-ta, but I want this change instated in a way that does not violate the sovereignty of the Monarchy. My friends in Parliament and I are in the process of figuring out how the power shift will occur.

On his impending marriage

I don't know, to tell you the truth. *laughter* All I know for sure is that I'll be married soon.

On his successor

My son is 6, so that's not going to happen. I have declared that, in the (let's hope not) event that I vacate the throne before my son maturing, that my older brother take the throne as Regent until my son is old enough.

---- HLDT Rahku

[Welsh Cowboy]

BARRETT IN MORE HOT WATER

HLDT HUMDEIA- Welsh Cowboy Senator Tyron Barrett (NWP- Humdeia 5) held a press conference today, in which he lashed out at critics, and made more headlines.

First, he read a prepared statement responding to President Matthew Young's comments last night, calling on him to apologize for criticizing Chancellor Tracy King of Crata.

President Young is a weak leader. He has been intimidated by Crata, which is surprising, considering they embrace the stupidity of pacifism. I will not apologize, and I suggest that President Young back down. He cannot win this fight.

Then Barrett addressed more of President Young's comments. This time, he was asked about the President's assertion, which was backed up the President of Radiatia, that Radiatia was Welsh Cowboy's closest ally.

That might be true. Which is unfortunate, because Radiatia truly is a dictatorship which makes me sick to my stomach. When I think about the poor suffering people in that nation, the thousands that die every year, I want to vomit. So I don't think we should even have relations with them, much less an alliance.

Then, Barrett was asked about the new Nui-tan Emperor, Nicolai di-Amori, criticizing him, saying that while he has the right to say what he said, he should be voted out at the next elections.

I do not fear this royal at all. He's a monarchist, an imperialist, an oppressor of the people. For him to even mention me being voted out is pathetic. Is he elected? Oh no, because a class of oppressors run Nui-ta. Poor people, the people who live life without excessive wealth or fortune, are oppressed and trodden down, while these royal pigs go their fancy weddings, and even fancy funerals. Our President is taking his time to go mourn an imperialistic man who never did an ounce of work in his life. And of course, Radiatia honors a fellow nation of oppressors, and if I know Aazeronia and Crata, they'll send representatives to honor this repulsive man, who finally died like he should have years ago.

After this, Barrett immediately left the room.

[Penguinmark]

Habillands-Posten reports
PM calls election after Kronstede victory

After the Penguin Democratic Party and its sister Human People's Party made gains in the Kronstede municipal elections, Prime Minister Anders Karlsen requested the Emperor dissolve the House of Commons for a new general election.

In the bellwether county of Kronstede, which consists of the country's largest urban area, the PDP and HPP took 30% of the vote, the SDP took 25%, the Free Penguins and LPP Alliance took 11%. The United Christian Party pushed this newly-formed liberal alliance into fourth place, taking 13% of the vote. The GreenLeft were nearly overtaken by the breakaway Social Justice Party, taking 8% and 7% respectively.

The PDP-HPP alliance maintained a majority on the Hellingdam City Council, increasing it by three seats. In Loeypen, the SDP-GreenLeft lost a majority on the Loeypen City Council, after the Social Justice Party won 10% of the seats. In Vyborg, the current SDP-GL-UCP coalition also lost a majority despite the UCP making gains. The UCP is expected to switch to a coalition with the two conservative parties. The coalitions controlling the municipalties of Kristiansted, Bondhavn and Derksgaard remained in power.

In response, the Prime Minister announced that "It looks like the Foreign Minister should not have to worry about us losing the election. We'll now go ahead with elections." This was due to the fact that Geert van de IJsberg opposed early elections, believing that they would risk overthrowing the government. Polls show the incumbent PDP-HPP-FP-UCP coalition in the House of Commons holding a 4-point lead over all opposition parties combined. But the Free Penguins are poised to lose seats, despite their recent alliance with the Liberal People's Party, while the United Christian Party is predicted to enjoy a surge.

The opposition parties have criticised the Prime Minister for calling an election tactfully, though he argues it had to be early due to his municipal organisation. Social Justice Party leader Dennis Skyller went far enough as to call it a "dirty trick".

The election will take place on the 19th May.

(OOC: The election would have actually been called two months before the voting day, but I'm speeding this up.)

[Nui-ta]

Power Shift?
Parliament and Emperor Announce Plans to Transition Power

It's already common knowledge that Emperor Nicolai di-Amori was planning to shift executive powers over to Parliament, in exchange for some legislative powers.

In a joint speech to the public today, PM Evan Isaci and Emperor Nicolai di-Amori have announced that Parliament and the Monarchy have worked out the beginnings of a proposal that will change the roles that each party plays in Nui-tan politics.

Under current law, Parliament has total Legislative power, which includes the drafting of laws, editations, and approvals made into them. The Emperor's only power over Parliament is the ability to petition an override of a law that he finds questionable. The law cannot be overruled however, without the support of the King's Council (the judiciary arm of the state).

In exchange, the Legislature had no power over how the Emperor decided to enforce their policies. Within the bounds of the legal writ of the law, Emperor Nicolai has the authority to interpret the law as is his wish, and Ministers must report to him to take action in their own departments (unless it is an emergency situation). This is different from most other countries, where Ministries have some executive power (at least within their own portfolios).

Under the new proposals, the Parliament and the Monarchy would have more cede certain aspects of their current powers in exchange for some of the other party's powers.

The Ministries (headed by members of Parliament), under the new proposal, would gain the ability to act semi-autonomously. Although they would still require Emperor Nicolai's approval for actions that require the use of the military or actions that require the involvement of more than two ministers, they would be left alone to run their individual ministries as they please. They will also take the Emperor's power of enforcing intra-Ministerial laws, meaning that the Monarchy will no longer be permitted to have the final say on how a law shall be interpreted and executed.

However, the Monarchy will now have the power to pass or reject proposed bills. Parliament will no longer be allowed to pass legislature independently. Any new bills passed by Parliament must be signed into law by the Emperor. However, should Emperor Nicolai reject a bill, the Legislature can still petition the Judiciary to override his veto OR override it themselves with a super-majority vote (at least 75% of the Parliament must agree to force the passage of the bill).

Lastly, the Emperor (who was once denied the ability to preside over Parliament), has gained the ability to do so. He must, however, swear impartiality, and will not preside alone (two judges will also co-preside).

"I think this is a great proposal for both the Parliament and the Monarchy". Prime Minister Evan Isaci said, in an interview with the NNN. "Parliament has been complaining about the lack of executive powers, but by switching some of the duties around, the Monarchy will continue to play an important role in our society as the executor of laws without having total control. The Emperor will now also receive a say in Legislative actions, without being too over-privileged and having absolute power over the laws that pass or fail."

His Highness Nicolai di-Amori has voiced his full support of the bill, as have the leaders of the other political parties within Nui-ta, Gregor Imari and Hendri ri-Denshir.

With all three parties approving the measure in Parliament, the proposal is expected to pass.

---- HLDT Rahku

[Radiatia]

TRAIYAN SILVIU DIAGNOSED WITH ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
RADIATIA'S FOUNDER ENTERS "THE CLOSING CHAPTER" OF HIS LIFE

NORTHBANK CITY, ALAYENIA
Exalted Citizen Traiyan Silviu has been diagnosed with early-onset alzheimers disease, the incurable brain disorder that causes senile dementia.

_{Exalted Citizen Traiyan Silviu has been
diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease}

Silviu's doctors confirmed that the founder of the Radiatian Federation was entering the early stages of the progressive brain disease.

In a rare public statement from his mansion in Northbank City, Alayenia, the 72 year old former President confirmed the diagnosis.

"My fellow Radiatians,

I have today been informed that I am experiencing the early stages of alzheimer's disease. For the most part, I feel fine, but I am aware that I have now reached the closing chapter of my life.

"I thank you all for your support and I am grateful for the time I have had, the opportunities that I have had and for the changes that I have been able to bring about for our Great Northern Land.

"While my time is drawing to a close, I know that the freedoms that Radiatia enjoys today will not, and while I may not have a memory for much longer, the only memory that matters is to remember the value and importance of democracy and freedom, which we fought so hard for.

"Glory to Radiatia."

The announcement is only the second public appearance of the increasingly reclusive former President since his retirement from public life, his other appearance being at the signing of the new constitution 5 years ago.

Tributes and messages of support are pouring in from all over the country - and even internationally from the former Radiatian states of Naras, Numongolis and Norfus.

Silviu is directly credited as being responsible for the fall of communism, over 20 years ago.

- RPNN

[Nui-ta]

SNAP ELECTIONS CALLED!
Derch Party wins a Coalition with Central
Central Party drops a Bombshell

The wheels of change have turned in Nui-ta with the results of snap-elections being released.

Although Hendri ri-Denshir was close, he lost the Prime Minister bid against the interim Prime Minister Evan Isaci by a slim 3013 votes. Isaci's victory comes from a last minute surge in votes supporting him after his and Emperor Nicolai's work to reform the powers of Parliament and the Monarchy --- especially after some bad publicity involving speculation that Isaci may have been involved in the former Prime Minister Trenta i-Harendo's attempted assassination. The bill is expected to pass Parliament and will probably take effect after the mid-term elections.

An elated Isaci announced his victory to supporters at the Central Party conference amidst Central's common dark-blue fanfare. FPM i-Harendo was in attendance, which Isaci noted.

They cannot bring me down! They said I tried to kill the last Prime Minister, and yet here she is at this conference in the front rows cheering me on! Why?! Because she knows these claims are unfounded! I am troubled that I was nearby when such a tragedy occurred, but I attest to you that we all know it wasn't me! And the public has proven their support for me tonight by claiming three more years of Isaci! Three more years for Central Party! This is a chance to celebrate, ladies and gentlemen! Stability remains in Nui-ta!

Prime Minister Evan Isaci (left) poses with supporters after winning the PM seat

Central Party dropped another large bombshell during the conference, stating that Trenta i-Harendo WILL return to Parliament during the Mid-term elections (if she wins), running on Central Party's ticket for Minister of Internal Affairs as Avalonia Haria decides to step down.


FPM i-Harendo at the Central Party conference, seconds before taking the podium in her announcement that she plans to return

I left Parliament in order to focus on the recovery of myself and my family. I am now fully recovered. My children are growing up fine, and my husband is making good progress in his own recovery efforts. Knowing now that we will be alright and that my health is now more stable, we've all decided, as a political party and as a family, that I will make my bid to return to Parliament in my former position as Minister of Internal Affairs, with Avalonia Haria as my Vice Minister.

The female i-Harendo has noticeably recovered, even being able to go without using an inhaler, and no longer being dependent on supplementary oxygen. Doctors have also given her the "okay" to run, saying that they no longer expect her to suffer further complications and that she has made a full recovery.

Her husband Hariem, who was also present at the conference, still bears some noticeable injuries. He was advised by many at the conference to remain seated, and only stood to applaud for his wife's announcement. Hariem i-Harendo is expected to gain most of his mobility back after suffering two gunshot wounds to the torso, but his future in the military remains unclear.


At the conference, Hariem i-Harendo clapping after Trenta's announcement

Trenta i-Harendo also made a point of briefly mentioning her reaction to recent troubling news from Radiatia about the first President, Traiyan Silviu.

Just as Radiatia was there for us in the face of a recent loss, so too do I wish to announce my return condolences to the Silviu family given the recent news about Mr. Traiyan's diagnosis. I hope that he spends his remaining time living life to the fullest, and I hope that he gets the most that can possibly be given to him. He's always welcome to take a nice vacation here. A man who has done so much for Radiatia is a hero not only there, but here.

Moving away from Central Party and unto another surprising moment in electoral news, Derch Party has shot up to popularity, snatching the DPM seat from Avalonia Haria and granting it to Benjamin ji-Harvers.

Although ri-Denshir will remain the leader of the party, ji-Harvers' future now looks bright.


Deputy Prime Minister Benjamin ji-Harvers gives his victory speech in Central Rahku

I was just the Minister of Economics. I was just some first-term rookie --- a newcomer to the Federal Parliament. A list-seater in the beginnings of a rare opportunity to advance...and now look at me. Our wonderful homeland of Nui-ta has chosen well in allowing Derch Party to form a coalition with Central, and even as the junior party in this alliance, we will not let you down! Nobility, commoners, and colonists alike have expressed their support, and I hope that my new position allows me to move Nui-ta into a more sensible conservatism --- one that is fiscally sensible, but not socially repressive and apartheid-like, as the Gold Party would have it!

Deputy Prime Minister ji-Harvers is something of a dark horse in Nui-ta, having been largely unknown until today. He went on to continue,

I am glad to see that such esteemed members like i-Harendo will be attempting to return to Parliament, and rather than bicker, I want this coalition to be just that. A coalition. I look forward to working with Central, and wish everyone the best of luck in the mid-term elections. Until then, let's get to work. We have a job to do. We will bring stability back into this country.

---- HLDT Rahku

[Radiatia]

"DIVIDED DEMOCRATS"
LENA TORIAH'S GOVERNMENT BEGINS TO CRUMBLE

XERCONIA, FCT
The stability of the Toriah government was thrown into question today when 100 United Democrats MPs, led by the Honourable Ronald Herzlos, crossed the aisle and voted against the controversial Arms Nationalisation bill.

In his speech to the Federal Parliament, Mr. Herzlos claimed that the Prime Minister had "Betrayed the values of the United Democrats" and that she represented "economic tyranny." He also joined calls that Toriah was "a socialist".

_{Lena Toriah was visibly in tears following a
backbench rebellion against her}

A visibly teary-eyed Lena Toriah moved for parliament to be adjourned early, stating "I have never felt more betrayed than I do right now."

Ronald Herzlos, and his 100 backbench conspirators have all confirmed that they will be resigning from the United Democrats party.

In a press conference he said, "What we need is a New Liberal Party. A party that balances human rights and ethical issues with freemarket policies. That's what I, and my colleagues here intend to create.

"That is why when parliament next meets, there will be a new political party. Our one. NLP - the New Liberal Party. The United Democrats have betrayed this nation long enough and it is time for a new party."

Leader of the Opposition Soden Larssen has announced that he plans to table a Motion of No Confidence.

It is expected that the coalition government will survive the motion, however the United Democrats have taken a battering in the polls - slipping down 20 points from 51% approval to 31% approval, with the Conservatives now leading the polls with 40% approval.
Toriah's coalition partners the Workers Party copped it even worse, slipping to 19%.

"I used to vote for Lena because she's a beautiful woman. She made my willy very excited, and often made me want to take her down south, if you get what I mean..." Said one man, talking about his son William who lives in southern Radiatia. "But now Mr. Larssen says she's a communist. And my grandpappy said the communists are all up to no good and want to make us all slaves like foreigners do. So I won't be voting for her no more."

- RPNN

[Nui-ta]

How did you know it was green?

It was a very controversial moment today as figures from Central Party speak about the schisms in Radiatia's United Democrats party.

The UD is considered a sister party to Central, and under i-Harendo's days as PM, there were clear ties between the two.

Under Isaci's leadership though, the party has taken a slight shift to the right, mirroring Radiatia's Conservative Party.

In the wake of a schism on the former High-Tier party, political analyists feel that Derch and Gold party may not be the only two new parties forming out a schism.

Central is also starting to show signs of division, although not as strong as those in HT. There is a clear "center-left" faction siding with FPM i-Harendo and a "center-right" faction siding with Isaci.

As the front-runners of Central discussed the issue at the conference, the discussion escalated away from Radiatia and took a very controversial and shocking turn.

A transcript of the argument is included in this article for readers to judge on their own.

ISACI: I have to agree with Larssen and with the NLP, which I recognize to be a new Radiatian party, although only time will tell how I feel about them. Lena Toriah's bill is a sham! A mockery of economic legislation! I'm glad that 100 very brave former UD members gave that woman what she deserved: a cut-off.

HARIA: Now hang on just a second. I also recognize the right of the backbenchers to form their own party and disagree with their Party Leader. I mean, we do that all the time. But explain to me why her bill is a mockery. I for one think it is an absolutely necessary thing.

HIJUVIN: I second Avalonia Haria. Those are my feelings exactly.

i-HARENDO: I'm actually split between you. I agree with the Most Honorable Evan Isaci that I do not support with Lena Toriah's bill and would vote against it I was a Radiatian UD member, however, one sour issue does not a rebellion entitle.

HARIA: I'm not going to lie, I get the feeling that those 100 backbench members had this planned long before.

i-HARENDO: I agree with that sentiment.

ISACI: Look, I'm just saying, if you don't like your party, you get yourself a new one. This is democracy in action, ladies. They are expressing their disillusionment with the current government of which they were a part.

HIJUVIN: I can't help but worry that when someone "expresses their disillusionment" in such a manner, it leads to war. Not military war in this case, but political war. What we are seeing now.

ISACI: That's just it. This leglislation deals with guns. And do you know who deals with guns? The military. In Radiatia, I hear that you have to have one year service in the military to gain a gun permit. But once you have it, why worry about getting crappy state-made guns? I was in the military, unlike the Minister of External Affairs. I also own a couple guns. I'm just saying --- it's bad for business, for the economy, for people who work in gun shops and manufacturing, if the state takes over the Arms industry.

i-HARENDO: And I agree with that. But what does that have to do with the issue at hand here?

HARIA: I secondly agree, as a former soldier myself. But I want to know as well.

ISACI: Read the United Democrats platform, especially i-Harendo since she keeps such close contact with the Toriah woman all the time. This bill is a blatant move against it. Any idiot would understand that.

i-HARENDO: Again, I agree that the bill isn't agreeable. Still, you've yet to answer my question.

ISACI: I support Soden Larssen's move to table a motion of non-confidence. If the Prime Minister loses more than a quarter of her party over one issue, something is clearly wrong!

i-HARENDO: Her losing 100 party members does not make her a crappy Prime Minister. It shows that the political spectrum in Radiatia needs expansion. Soden's taken this a bit too far.

ISACI: Oh no he hasn't. She's plunged her party support single-handedly from 51% to 31%. That's concerning.

i-HARENDO: Even so, 31% still agree. And she hasn't done anything wrong. Non-confidence is something for the people of Radiatia to decide, not Soden Larssen.

ISACI: You're just talking like that because she's your friend. Welcome back to politics, i-Harendo. First lesson: Drop her if you want to come back to Central. I feel uncomfortable now, letting you run on our ticket. Perhaps you should go back to bed. You look pale.

HIJUVIN: Evan, stop there. Don't take this any farther than it needs to go.

ISACI: No, I feel that we need to address a Toriah among us! Today she says she disagrees with the bill but if she gets back into Parliament she'll be eating out of Lena's hands!

i-HARENDO: What does that make you? The lap-dog of Soden Larssen? Explain to me why Soden, and not the Radiatian voters, has the right to issue non-confidence. The last I checked, disagreeable the legislation though it is, she committed no crime.

ISACI: Because he presents 40% of Radiatians...and the numbers are growing. There's your answer.

i-HARENDO: Put it in the hands of the 40%, then.

ISACI: Soden is doing just that with his motion. You poor girl. That nickel oxide must have given you brain damage.

HARIA: Evan! Don't ruin a good argument with a statement like that.

HIJUVIN: Personally, Avalonia, I don't think his argument was that good.

i-HARENDO: Don't bring that into this. I'm recovered now. Let it rest.

ISACI: You know, I find it funny that you're here, to tell you the truth. Central Party encourages family values and here you are running around for re-election while that husband of yours is still sick. If you were my wife I'd divorce you on the spot!

i-HARENDO: Woah! Evan! Don't even!

HIJUVIN: Off the stage!

HARIA: You've got to be kidding me.

i-HARENDO: If you were my husband, I'd have committed suicide.

ISACI: Good. You've always been a woman better off dead.

-gasps through the crowd-

-Hariem i-Harendo walks up to the stage-

Hariem: What was that all about?!

ISACI: I'm surprised with you sir, approaching me when you can barely stand. Sit.

Hariem: Explain that comment to us.

ISACI: She wants to commit suicide, clearly. You're wife is deranged, Hariem. She should really be back in the hospital.

i-HARENDO: Hariem, sit down.

Hariem: No. You listen to me. I'm no politician, but that was way out of line.

ISACI: What was? She brought death into the equation first.

Hariem: If I was your wife, I might just do the same. And she's speaking figuratively. What's your excuse?

ISACI: If you were my wife, I'd go to Radiatia and trade you in for a gun. At least the gun will protect me from assassination attempts, like a good bodyguard should have.

Hariem: What's that supposed to mean?

ISACI: Why were you all the way in the parking lot? I don't remember seeing you while visiting her in the hospital on that night. And I talked to her for 15 minutes. You never showed up.

Hariem: Oh, well excuse me for being a father as well as a husband, but I was taking my son and daughter to get vaccinated. Not that you would know anything about caring about other people.

ISACI: In the parking lot?

Hariem: I escorted a guest of mine and Trenta's out of the hospital. And then I noticed something suspicious in the parking lot. Is it not the job of a bodyguard to investigate clues of potential threats to the Prime Minister?

ISACI: And what was so strange in the parking lot.

Hariem: My car was still there. I sent someone out to go to my house and pick up something for the kids. So that I could stay with my wife as a good bodyguard should. 

ISACI: How do you know he didn't walk there? Or get lost? CRH has a huge parking lot.

Hariem: Three things. 

One, I bought the car with that friend. He knows what it looks like.

Two: I gave him my car keys. I live 20 minutes away from the hospital anyways.

Three: They found said friend beaten black and blue and tossed into a dumpster. If the garbage man hadn't seen his hand shake, my friend would be a cube in the garbage compactor.

ISACI: And what of all this?

Hariem: Someone was waiting for Trenta or myself to approach that car. A threat.

ISACI: Even so --- 

Hariem: No you don't "even so" me. Let me "even so" you. She may have made the suicide comment in regards to marrying you. Even so, you do not make statements like "you were always better off dead".

I demand to know the meaning of that statement.

ISACI: Are you accusing me?

Hariem: Are you...hiding anything to be accused of?

ISACI: No. They never saw my fingerprints on the vial with that green stuff...

-pause-

Hariem: And how did you know it was green? I don't remember hearing the color...

ISACI: Oh please! Everyone knows nickel is green in powder format. Go hit the chemistry books boy, before you accuse me!

Hariem: I do accuse you. If so much as a scrap of hard evidence  comes in against you...

ISACI: Are you threatening me, boy?

Hariem: Don't forget that I work for the military.

ISACI: Don't forget that your wounded ass can't touch me. Furthermore...knowledge of chemistry is not hard evidence. So I say to you again that there is nothing to accuse me of.

end transcript

---- HLDT Rahku

[Penguinmark]

Forsvareren reports
Social Justice Party calls SDP attacks a "stab in the back"

The election campaign has been heating up in the last few days. Most recently, the newly formed Social Justice Party were on the recieving end of attack adverts that compared party leader Dennis Skyller to prominent left wing extremists in regional countries. These adverts were not released by the right wing parties or indeed the GreenLeft, who are still bitter about the party's recent schism, but by the Social Democratic Party.

One leaflet entitled "Spot the Difference" showed a picture of Skyller alongside a picture of Tyson Barrett, a controversial far-left MP in Welsh Cowboy. There was a quote from one of Skyller's speeches in which he referred to Radiatia as a "corperate oligarchy", accusing it of "neglecting millions of poor people" and saying that "you would be sickened too if you saw just how bad their rich-poor divide was".

Alongside it was a recent quote from Barrett who said that "Radiatia truly is a dictatorship" and lamented "the poor suffering people in that nation" saying it made him want to vomit. Some words like "sickened" and "vomit" were underlined to point out similarities in their speeches.

Another advert, this time a poster, showed Skyller meeting and shaking hands with the former leader of the Radiatian Communist Party, who met when Skyller visited Xerconia in LET 27. In total about 7 such adverts have been produced, with 4 featuring Dennis Skyller.

Skyller responded to the negative campaigning saying that "I regard the SDP as our allies and these adverts represent a stab in the back! For the Great Penguin's sake, we're not an extremist rabble, we're a real party that Penguinmark can believe in. We want to be in government and work with the SDP. What's this crap all about?"

He said that his ambition was "For the three left wing parties - Social Democrats, GreenLeft and SJP - to win a majority and form a coalition. It is true we believe they have deviated from their long-held principles of social justice and for too long been complacent in unregulated capitalism. But we will work with and help the Social Democrats - we are not extremists!"

Social Democratic Party leader Anne Larssen said that while she was not directly involved in releasing the adverts, she gave the campaign team permission to attack the SJP "I do not see what the problem is with releasing adverts against other parties, including left wing ones. After all, we are just as likely to lose votes to the hard left as we are likely to lose votes to the centre right." She noted that Skyller had said at the SJP's conference in Halsted that "The SJP cannot establish itself with just former GreenLeft voters - we must reach out to all left wing voters who are disillusioned with the politics of today!"

Prime Minister Anders Karlsen expressed delight at the friction among his rivals. "Personally, I love it when the left wing parties get into a bitch-fight." [rough translation of the word tæveslås]