Apply for an Embassy in Almajoya

[Almajoya]

Almajoya is a small, pacifist island nation in Xaymaca. We are seeking to build stronger relationships with foreign nations and thus have created an Embassy System.

Current embassies by city:
Jade
3 Embassy Lane: Lurikastan
Ambassador: James Carwell
4 Embassy Lane: Cornland
Ambassador: Amacia of corn
7 Embassy Lane: Snowy Egrets
Ambassador: Joe Sixpack
8 Embassy Lane: The Animal Union
Ambasador: Mary DuPont St. Clair Allrhene
9 Embassy Lane: Kin Jong-Ilia
Ambassador: Juk Hu
13 Embassy Lane: Allanea
Ambassador: Junior Clerk Nikon Krasnopolsky
14 Embassy Lane: N3wgr0unds
Ambassador: Faaros Larocque
19 Embassy Lane: Cosmera
Ambassador: Zo Nalio Mazen
20 Embassy Lane: Ukrainian Socialists
Ambassador
25 Embassy Lane: Australian Asia
Ambassador: Alan Cay-Hen
26 Embassy Lane: Asiatic Economic Zone
Ambassador: Hyun Jung
31 Embassy Lane: Mephras
Ambassador: Winter Forest
32 Embassy Lane: Forgotten Americans
Ambassador: Scott Marquez
37 Embassy Lane: Rausvaal
Ambassador: His Excellence Prothero Marcus Tertius
38 Embassy Lane: Barnettsville
Ambassador: Walter McGinnis
43 Embassy Lane: Chrobalta
Ambassador: Robert R. Smith
44 Embassy Lane: Surote
Ambassador: Deon michelle
49 Embassy Lane: Louis Van Boxel Woolf
Ambassador: Edward Purnell
50 Embassy Lane: Turkish Federation
Ambassador: Şebnem Özakar
55 Embassy Lane: Amn'Voss
Ambassador: Mr. Edward Worthington
56 Embassy Lane: Epicnopolis
Ambassador: Jack Lance

Ruby
2 Embassy Parkway: Getsuei
Ambassador: Sister Clymene Vidal
3 Embassy Parkway: Grittonia
Ambassador: Tinno 'Three tits'
8 Embassy Parkway: Winterchill
Ambassador: Steve Harris
9 Embassy Parkway: Antemyst
Ambassador: Ana Horowitz
10 Embassy Parkway: East Luisa
Ambassador: The Honorable Ward Lindsey

Opal
5 International Boulevard: Hetairos
Ambassador: John Walker
6 International Boulevard: Taevri
Ambassador: Eliyk Korus
9 International Boulevard: Castilla
Ambassador: Felix Sanchez
10 International Boulevard: South East Europe
Ambassador: Princess Sunisa
15 International Boulevard: The Vrandaki Homeland
Ambassador: Ji Kolaszi
16 International Boulevard: AHSCA
Ambassador: Annabelle Westerberg
21 International Boulevard: L3 Communications
Ambassador: Alice Edwards
22 International Boulevard: Independent Singapore
Ambassador: Joung Kimdra
27 International Boulevard: Jbeil
Ambassador: Anna Cole
28 International Boulevard: Masburel
Ambassador: Maeve Genève

If you wish to establish an embassy in Almajoya, please fill out and submit the following form:

Official name of Country goes here
Unofficial name:
Government type:
Leader:
Member of WA?
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral):
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Ambassador:
Number of Staff (including security):
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital):
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here:
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in?
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.)

[Lurikastan]

The Free and Mighty Provinces of Lurikastan
Unofficial name: Lurikastan
Government type: Democratic Republican Democracy
Leader: PM Mikhail Petkov
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: James Carwell
Number of Staff (including security): 30
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: A mini palace with gold and platinum trim on the out side. In the interior will be a marble floor wih paintings hung over the walls of the entry way. Two Floors
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Weed, Hemp
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.): Only on Staff members, and a random handfull of others. No one under 18 though. Don't worry, we have already done checks on everyone and will disclose most of the information.

[Almajoya]

The Free and Mighty Provinces of Lurikastan
Unofficial name: Lurikastan
Government type: Democratic Republican Democracy
Leader: PM Mikhail Petkov
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: James Carwell
Number of Staff (including security): 30
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: A mini palace with gold and platinum trim on the out side. In the interior will be a marble floor wih paintings hung over the walls of the entry way. Two Floors
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Weed, Hemp
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.): Only on Staff members, and a random handfull of others. No one under 18 though. Don't worry, we have already done checks on everyone and will disclose most of the information.

Lurikastan, your application is accepted. Welcome to Almajoya!

[Cornland and Asura]

Cornland and Asura
Unofficial name:Cornland
Government type:Monarchy
Leader:Empress Kamanara of Corn
Member of WA? Yes.
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador:Ambassador Amacia of corn.
Number of Staff (including security):50
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital):Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here:One story and a garden full of flowers in front please.
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? not at all.
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Yes. But only on employees and even children if you wish. But not to the royal family, ( highly sensitive ).

Best Regards
From the Corn obssesed land of Cornland and Asura

[Getsuei]

The Matriarchy of Getsuei
Unofficial name: Getsuei
Government type: Morallistic Democracy
Leader: Mother Nynuwe Quimera
Member of WA? Application pending. will be an official member by May 31st, 2009.
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): friend
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Ambassador: Sister Clymene Vidal
Number of Staff (including security): 20
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Ruby
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: A small building with two floors surrounded by a garden. The outer walls will have silver-lined rims. The top of the second floor will actually hold a small garden where its staff can safely pray and commune with nature.
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? No.
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Yes. But no one under 17, please. However most of the information will be readily disclosed to prevent any unnecessary conflict that may arise.

[Snowy Egrets]

The Disputed Territories of Snowy Egrets
Unofficial name: Snowy Egrets
Government type: Evil, eeevil dictatorship
Leader: Stuart House
Member of WA? No
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Neutral
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Ambassador: Joe Sixpack
Number of Staff (including security): 50
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: Spiral staircases. We want spiral staircases.
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Just a little dope every now and again
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Sure, we haven't anything to hide. Except the nuclear warheads in the dictator's grandmother's backyard. But other than those, nothing to hide.

[Almajoya]

Snowy Egrets: Accepted, but we reserve the right to place our own security at your embassy...

Getsuei: Accepted. Welcome!

Cornland: Accepted, and we will not inspect the Royal Family. Welcome!

Thank you all for applying,
Almajoya Office of Foreign Relations

[Taevri]

The United Republic of Taevri
Unofficial name: Taevri
Government type: Federal Semi-Presidential Republic
Leader: Prime Minister Kiurt Remao
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friendly
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Ambassador: Ambassador Eliyk Korus
Number of Staff (including security): 42
Security Armament:

• (5) N-7 MWS Assault Rifles
• (2) N-7 G Assault Rifles
• (1) N-7 LSW Assault Rifle
• (15) PR9 Service Pistols
• (2) SE94 Submachine Guns
• (1) G3A16 DMR Marksman Rifle
• (1) GKRS CSS Semiautomatic Shotgun

Location: Opal
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: No specific plans. A heliport is requested.
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1.)Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in?
No. Various Taevrian biotic painkillers and anesthetics will be however for the security teams. These drugs have mild depressants involved in their creation process, but are too weak to be addictive with single doses. Stores of this medication will be kept under lock and key.

2.)Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members?
Background checks are permitted as long as they do not interfere with embassy administration.

[Hetairos]

The United States of Hetairos
Unofficial name: Hetairos
Government type: Socialist
Leader: President James Barker
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: John Walker
Number of Staff (including security): 3 Diplomatic, 12 security
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Any
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: None
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? No
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Yes

[N3wgr0unds]

The Holy Empire of N3wgr0unds
Unofficial name:N3wgr0unds.
Government type:Dictatorship.
Leader:Napoleon Robespierre.
Member of WA? Yes.
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral):friend.
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Ambassador: Faaros Larocque
Number of Staff (including security):75
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital):Jade.
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: A helipad.
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Marijuana.
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.)Yes

[Allanea]

United States of Allanea
Unofficial name:Allanea
Government type: Federal Democratic Republic
Leader: Alexander Kazanksy
Member of WA? No
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
Ambassador: Junior Clerk Nikon Krasnopolsky
Number of Staff (including security): 5
Location: Jade. Please place us on number 13 of any street
(Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital):
[b]Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? What substances are illegal in Almajoya?
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? Yes.

[The Animal Union]

COUNTRY: The United Socialist States of the Animal Union
SHORT: The Animal Union
GOVERNMENT: Socialism
LEADER: Prime Minister Roberto Minot
WA: TBD
RELATIONSHIP DESIRED: Neutral
AMBASSADOR: Mary DuPont St. Clair Allrhene
NO OF STAFF: 4 (Ambassador, security)
LOCALE: Jade
QUESTION 2: No.
QUESTION 3: Yes.

[Almajoya]

The Animal Union: Accepted. Welcome!

Allanea: Accepted. Regarding your response to question 2- drugs such as marijuana, tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol are legal in one's own home. Cocaine, heroine, LSD, and all other psychoactive drugs are illegal. Harmful bio-matter is illegal. Anything else will be determined case-by-case.
You will be located on 13 Embassy Lane in Jade.

N3wgr0unds: Accepted, with helipad. Your marijuana will be fine.

Hetairos: Accepted. You will be located in Opal, as we have the most room there.

Taevri: Accepted, also with helipad.

Thank you all. We look forward to hosting your embassies and maintaining diplomatic ties with you.

Almajoya Office of Foreign Relations

[La Castillia]

Federation of La Castillia
Unofficial name: Castillia
Government type: Anarcho-Socialist Republic
Leader: See signature
Member of WA?: No
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: Felix Sanchez
Number of Staff (including security): 30
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Opal
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: None other than a really big Castillian flag be draped across the front of it.
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in?: Why would they?
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members?: Why would it not?

[Kim Jong-ilia]

The People's Republic of Kim Jong-Ilia
Unofficial name: Kim Jong-Ilia
Government type: Juche Socialist Republic
Leader: The Dear Leader
Member of WA?: Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya: Friend
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Ambassador: Juk Hu
Number of Staff: 25 security, 25 diplomatic staff
Location: 9 Embassy Lane, Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: 2 flagpoles each with our nations flags, a helipad that can maintain a Mi-26 Halo
Vehicles: 2 BTR-60s, unarmed; 1 Mi-26 Halo; unarmed
Weapons: 25 SKS carbines, 35 TT-33 handguns
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in?: No
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members?: Yes

[Almajoya]

Kim Jong-Illa and Castilla, your applications have been accepted. Welcome to Almajoya!

[South East Europe]

South East Europe
Unofficial name: SEE
Government type: Parliamentary Monarcy
Leader: Chancellor Princess Maria
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: Princess Sunisa
Number of Staff (including security): 100
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Opal
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here:
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? No
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Yes

[Almajoya]

South East Europe
Unofficial name: SEE
Government type: Parliamentary Monarcy
Leader: Chancellor Princess Maria
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: Princess Sunisa
Number of Staff (including security): 100
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Opal
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here:
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? No
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Yes

Thank you South East Europe. Welcome to Almajoya!

(Please forgive the delayed response, we had several fireworks accidents this past Veterans Day weekend.)

[Cosmera]

Commonwealth of Cosmera
Unofficial name: Cosmera
Government type: Democratic Dictatorship
Leader: Prime Executive Bryce Denham
Member of WA? yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: Zo Nalio Mazen
Number of Staff (including security): 40 (15 Embassy Aides, 15 Support Staff, 10 Security)
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: none
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? none
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? yes

[Almajoya]

Commonwealth of Cosmera
Unofficial name: Cosmera
Government type: Democratic Dictatorship
Leader: Prime Executive Bryce Denham
Member of WA? yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: Zo Nalio Mazen
Number of Staff (including security): 40 (15 Embassy Aides, 15 Support Staff, 10 Security)
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: none
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? none
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? yes

Thank you for applying. Welcome to Almajoya!

[Grittonia]

The Dictatorship of Grittonia
Unofficial name: Grittonia
Government type: Dictatorship
Leader: Pappa Nick P.
Member of WA? No
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friendly
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Ambassador: Tinno 'Three tits'
Number of Staff (including security): 100
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Dousnt matter
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: no
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Yes, Grittonian Ale can be seen as harmfull or illegal
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) On everyone but the Ambassador and the Montana Family.

[Almajoya]

The Dictatorship of Grittonia
Unofficial name: Grittonia
Government type: Dictatorship
Leader: Pappa Nick P.
Member of WA? No
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friendly
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Ambassador: Tinno 'Three tits'
Number of Staff (including security): 100
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Dousnt matter
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: no
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Yes, Grittonian Ale can be seen as harmfull or illegal
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) On everyone but the Ambassador and the Montana Family.

Thanks Grittonia, you will be placed in Ruby, but because we are not allowed to background check the ambassador, we will be placing 20 of our own security and intelligence detail at your embassy.

[Vrandakastan]

Official name of Country goes here: People's Republic of Vrandakastan
Unofficial name:The Vrandaki Homeland
Government type: Anarcho-socialist (Officially; Scandinavian Liberal Paradise)
Leader: Xeina Khanavi
Member of WA? Nah
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): Friend
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Ambassador: Ji Kolaszi
Number of Staff (including security): 1 + 4 honey badgers (we don't think you're a threat, but who knows eh?)
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Opal
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: Yurt
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? Bees, honey badgers
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) Of course

[Australian Asia]

The Confederacy of Australian Asia
Unofficial name: Australian Asia
Government type: Democracy
Leader: George Mahmud Wahidam
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya: neutral
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Ambassador: Alan Cay-Hen
Number of Staff (including security): 87
Location: Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here:
http://picturesofmoscow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/embassy-of-brazil.jpg <- something like this
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? No, why? :>
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? Yes

[Ukrainian Socialists]

Unofficial name: Ukrainian Socialists
Government type: Phsychotic Dictatorship
Leader: Dictator Victor Yushenko
Member of WA? Yes
Desired relationship with Almajoya (friend, enemy, neutral): neutral
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Ambassador:
Number of Staff (including security):
Location (Jade, capital city; Ruby, Dahlia district capital; or Opal, Violet district capital): Jade
If you have your own architectural plans for the embassy, attach or explain them here: a stretched rectangular form made of marble, windows have light glass and a carved marble border, the center has a towering door with many bright white marble columns carved with Ukrainian Legend Characters, all of the exterior is trimmed with a radiant gold line.
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Will any illegal or harmful substances need to be brought in? An arsenal of weapons will be pbligated to be brought in by the staff, Hryvnia currency will also be brought in of an illegal amount
Is Almajoya permitted to run background checks on all staff and family members? (An answer of "no" will result in rejection of your application unless an acceptable explanation is given.) The Almajoya are permitted to run security checks on all staff exluding the Ambassador and Diplomats as it is considered irresponisbly rude. Please understand this traditional concern and we look forward to working cooperatively with your nation to solve trouble.