Factbook of Eladvisio (revised edition)

[Eladvisio]

The Imperial Republic of Eladvisio
National Factbook

*Note that the information given here may not be fully in place by the current nation's standings

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Geography

First of all, our empire consists of 2 Earth-sized planets orbiting around a central moon that they share; also orbiting the moon are 2 small comets, and the empire is located in the Kazaariik System. The Alpha planet is named Adviso (West Province) and the Omega planet is named Elasio (East Province). One small comet is the North Province, and the other is the South Province; the central moon is named Eladvisio, and is the Federal District. Our exact coordinates in relation to the position of the Milky Way Galaxy are Quadrant 2-MW, Sector 8-B, Mark III. Our current total area in square miles is 445 million sq. mi. Our coastline length in square kilometers is 783,462 sq. km. Concerning terrain: In the Federal District, it is rocky, cratered, and lifeless; in the North and South Provinces, it is a frozen wasteland; and in the East and West Provinces, the terrain is diverse and varied. There is no climate in the Federal District, a snowy and wintry climate in the North and South Provinces, and varied climates in the East and West Provinces. Our highest point is Brizzneff Mountain at 24,822 ft. and our lowest point is Melgamone Crater at -590 ft. Major resources include: Uranium, Magma, and Element 115. Land use: 20% is used for architecture, 50% is used for conservation, and 30% is used for farming. Natural hazards include: earthquakes, hurricanes, snowstorms, radiation poisoning, and eagledactyls. One environmental issue is the steady decline of our conserved lands due to big business. To combat this, our government has created the Defense Of Conserved Lands Organization (DOCLO) that regulates the overall control of lands used and assesses with the illegal control of conserved lands.

Adviso & Elasio

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Badges

-- Top 10% of Oceaniya for Most Average
-- Top 10% of Oceaniya for Lowest Crime Rates
-- Top 10% of Oceaniya for Most Popular Tourist Destinations
-- Top 10% of Oceaniya for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens
-- Top 10% of Oceaniya for Safest

-- Top 10% of NS for Most Average

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Economy

We have a national bank called the Intergalactic Bank of the Eladvisian Empire. Mostly everything is controlled by BizTechCo Industries, a multigalactic corporation stationed on BizTechia 7. Our GDP is $13,133,054,161,920.00. Our GDP per capita is $9,334.08. The unemployment rate is 17.14%. Our income tax rate is 66%. Our major industry is Tourism. Electricity is produced by nuclear power at 70% capacity and alt. energy resources at another 30% capacity, and 96% of the pop. consume it. Exports are worth $1,444,635,957,811.20; while imports are worth $1,641,631,770,240.00. We have evolved far beyond the need for fossil fuels, because our spaceships run with electricity, solar energy, ion propulsion, or dark matter oil. Our currency is the Visio, and $2.0804 = $1 universal standard dollar. There is also a new standard issue of gold coin in development, below-left.

Gold Visio

Common Visio

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History

Important Dates To Know:

278 BC-1789 AD -- 2 separate nations named Adviso and Elasio form and establish sovereign governments
1789 AD -- the 2 nations fully recognize each other and form an alliance
1790 AD-1824 AD -- Adviso annexes Elasio and forms The Grand Territory of Adviso and Elasio
1824 AD -- new elected leader changes government type to an empire and renames the nation Advis-Elasi
1825 AD-2125 AD -- Bangharat Royal Family rules Advis-Elasi
2125 AD -- war is waged between Advis-Elasi and Sharia 7; Sharia 7 wins and corrupt dictatorship forms
2126 AD-2808 AD -- nation renamed to The Kazaariik New World Order by dictator
2808 AD -- military coup forms and liberates nation
2809 AD-3002 AD -- The Empire of Eladvisio forms
3000 AD -- emperor becomes dictator and rules with an iron fist; military coup forms and dictator replaced
3003 AD -- whole empire spits on World Assembly and plans to nuke it to oblivion in the near future
3004 AD -- Eladvisio participates in Third Penguin War; sovereign kingdom of Monoceros formed

Past & Present Leaders:

Salvek Mortua -- 1789 AD-1824 AD
Walter Bangharat II -- 1824 AD-1902 AD
Sylvie Bangharat -- 1902 AD-1903 AD
Walter Bangharat III -- 1904 AD-2066 AD
Quincy Bangharat I -- 2066 AD-2125 AD
Telles Berderas -- 2125 AD-2175 AD
Quallas Soyvadas -- 2175 AD-2225 AD
Aslan Hassy -- 2225 AD-2275 AD
Nasi Goreng -- 2275 AD-2325 AD
Destiny Fortuitas -- 2325 AD-2375 AD
Alvin Hassy -- 2375 AD-2425 AD
Illik Duffe -- 2425 AD-2430 AD
Tannis Quaard -- 2430 AD-2450 AD
"The Immortal One" -- 2450 AD-2800 AD
Zelda Mayer -- 2800 AD-2808 AD
Esmeralda Mayor -- 2810 AD-2900 AD
Fred Sephira -- 2900 AD-2986 AD
Vladimir Von Vanhurst -- 2986 AD-3003 AD
Dimitri Voronezh -- 3003 AD-3004 AD
Marvin Tecarious -- 3004 AD-Present Day

Flags:



Adviso (top far-left), Old Eladvisio (top-left), New Eladvisio (top-right), United Eladvisio (top far-right), Elasio (bottom far-left)

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Military

Our military branches are the Army, Navy, Air Force, Sky Force, Marines, and the Enforcer Corps. Total military is 9,145,500; total active is 5,487,300; total reserve is 3,658,200. Most of the military budget is spent on orbital weaponry. Our primary weapon of choice is the L-7 Laser Pistol (picture below). Our allies are: Monoceros, Greyus, Oceanic Vakiadia, Adviso, Elasio, The Xylophian Islands, The UGFLSPN, and The Portuguese Workers. You must be at least 16 years of age to apply for the armed forces.

L-7 Laser Pistol

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Government and Political Structure

Nation Name: Long Form -- The Imperial Republic of Eladvisio
Short Form -- Eladvisio
Common Reference -- Eladvisian Empire
Government Type: Imperial Monarchy
Capital City: Visione
National Motto: "For The People, For Tomorrow"
National Animal: Eagledactyl
National Currency: Visio
National Religion: Pastafarianism
National Flower: Edelweiss
National Anthem: The Internationale
Currently residing in Oceaniya
Administrative Divisions: 4 provinces, 1 district
Major Cities: Visione, Brizzneff, Bangharat, Windorvia, Quessel
Founded: 1790 AD
National Holidays: Independence Day (Mar. 10), Royal Feast Day (Sept. 19)
Legal System: Misdemeanors -- fine of $1,000 USD
Felonies -- fine of $2,000 USD and psychic evaluation
Repeating Offenders -- jettisoned into deep space
Suffrage: anyone with a high-school diploma can vote
Executive Branch: Imperial Monarch (Emperor) -- Marvin Tecarious
Imperial Vizier -- Jonathan Hernandez
Chief Secretary of Foreign Affairs -- Evelyn Meyers
Chief Secretary of The Treasury -- Sierra Ryalto
Chief Secretary of Defense -- Willard Marston
Chief Secretary of Finance -- Mikhail Voronezh (pending)
Chief Secretary of Agriculture -- Alberto Polanski
Chief Secretary of Labor -- Charles Balthazar
Chief Medical Examiner -- Melody St. John
Chief Secretary of Architecture -- Melvin Daas
Chief Secretary of Spirituality -- Charles Longfellow
Chief Secretary of Transportation -- Isabel Gundwafa
Chief Secretary of Energy -- Frank Hill
Chief Secretary of Education -- Julie Hill
Chief Secretary of Food Preparation -- Kathryn Valens
Chief Secretary of Immigration Services -- Daniel Thomas
Chief of Staff -- Nikita Anushka (pending)
Chief Secretary of Communications -- Joseph Huang
Chief Emissary to Eladvisio -- Lucy Huang
President of Defense of Conserved Lands Organization -- DeForrest S. Greene
Police Commissioner of Enforcer Corps. -- Warren Barren
Judicial Branch: Supreme Court of Eladvisio -- 5 justices
Justice Larson Weer
Justice Sara Parker Jr.
Justice Guy Zanns
Justice Axum Vellidoz
Justice Patricia Dovan
Legislative Branch: Imperial Congress of Eladvisio -- 330 members
Government Expenditure: welfare at 4%, environment at 7%, public transport at 5%, healthcare at 7%, defense at 13%, industry at 4%, administration at 7%, education at 14%, social policy at 7%, and law & order at 31%
Political Parties: Republican Party, Democratic Party, Monarchrematic Party, Totalitarian Party
Participations: honored client of Yohannesische Bundesbank - Banking Institution (viewtopic.php?f=6&t=75306&p=5037242#p5037242) and gave generous donation to the World Anti-Slavery Organization (viewtopic.php?f=5&t=40954&p=4994045#p4994045)
The WA categorizes our nation as an "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy"
Civil Rights: Below Average (47%)
Economy: Strong (71%)
Political Freedoms: Average (51%)
DEFCON LEVEL: 5

Royal Palace

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People and Population

Our total pop. is 1.407 billion. The median age is Mid 20's-Late 30's. The net migration rate is about 20% a year. Life expectancy at birth is 97.7%. Nationality is Eladvisian. Major ethnic groups are the Advisian and the Elasian. Major religions are Pastafarianism and Compassianism (a divisionary of Christianity). Major languages are Advisian and Elasian. Literacy rate is 97%. Leading causes of death are: heart disease at 3%, eagledactyl attack at 1%, lost in wilderness at 11%, acts of god at 2%, suicide while in police custody at 1%, and old age at 82%.

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Communications

The Country Code IS: 2-69-8-2-3. An average home has 2 TVs, land lines are only used in homeworlds, everyone who has a job has at least 1 cell phone, and every car has an intergalactic radio network installed. The most popular cell phone is the StarConnect BlueMoon phone (picture below). The intergalactic radio network has over 1 billion broadcast stations, but the citizens prefer local favorites such as Eagledactyl Music Station K6969-820. The Kazaariik Television Network hosts over 4,000 channels, including important news networks such as the local Kazaariik Daily and the intergalactic news channel TWPNC News. The Galactic Live Web (GLW) is the main internet service provider for the entire galaxy, and hosts over 700 billion websites. Most people who own a home have at least 5 computers in their home. The most popular music in Eladvisio is technova or disco nouveau, which is a marriage of techno and disco. Other popular music categories are synthpop and classical music.

StarConnect BlueMoon

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Embassy Statistics

We have embassies in: YellowApple, Saint-Sebastian, The Floor Kippers, Lykosia, Yohannes, Oceanic Vakiadia, and Vivolve.
Ambassadors: Aston Stevenson, Tessa Howard, Ashlay Hassy, Fritz Zillion, Tracy Donavon, Aston Jones and Stevie Willard.

Typical Embassy Look

*factbook updates when necessary*

[Eladvisio]

Quallas Soyvadas
Years Reigned: 2175 AD - 2225 AD


Aslan Hassy
Years Reigned: 2225 AD - 2275 AD


Nasi Goreng
Years Reigned: 2275 AD - 2325 AD


Destiny Fortuitas
Years Reigned: 2325 AD - 2375 AD


Alvin Hassy
Years Reigned: 2375 AD - 2425 AD


Illik Duffe
Years Reigned: 2425 AD - 2430 AD


Tannis Quaard
Years Reigned: 2430 AD - 2450 AD


"The Immortal One"
Years Reigned: 2450 AD - 2800 AD


Zelda Mayer
Years Reigned: 2800 AD - 2808 AD

After "The Immortal One" disappeared from Eladvisio, acclaimed Jewish lawyer Zelda Mayer urged the Imperial Congress to appoint a new leader; instead they immediately appointed her the position out of spite and just because they were running out of time for some reason. She really did not want to become empress of Eladvisio but she accepted the job anyway for the people's sake and immediately went into action. She did not have much experience becoming a leader of a nation before, and her lackluster policies proved her ignorance in the field as true as it was. The only notable action that the Imperial Congress still kept was the formation of the Defense of Conserved Lands Organization or DOCLO, but she was mostly aided on fixing this issue anyway. Through many protests, riots, and political pressure Mayer finally resigned in the year 2808 AD but it was not for another two years until the Imperial Congress found a suitable replacement for the imperial throne. She finally passed away in the year 2842 AD.


Esmeralda Mayor
Years Reigned: 2810 AD - 2900 AD

Born in the impoverished Hispanic District of Visione, Esmeralda was a smart child and she worked day and night working up the corporate ladder to finally gain a govt position as Chief Secretary of Foreign Affairs. Due in part to the last empress, Zelda Mayer, resigning from the throne the Imperial Congress finally set up a democratic election in which Mayor won in a landslide victory. Most of her policies could not be traced due to a large system error with various govt servers, but we do know that her rule was quite fair including her policies; and that's what mostly made her reign last for the next 90 years. She lived to the ripe old age of 115 yrs old, and finally died peacefully in her sleep in the year 2900 AD.


Fred Sephira
Years Reigned: 2900 AD - 2986 AD

After the last empress, Esmeralda Mayor, died peacefully in her sleep in her will she stated that her nephew Frédéric would assume the imperial throne. The problem was that Frédéric was only 7 yrs old at the time, but the Imperial Congress granted her wish anyway and appointed a few officers from the Enforcer Corps as the boy's extra security. For the next 12 yrs Frédéric was trained by the Imperial Congress in the art of political science and by age 19 he was now just as capable to assume the throne. During his reign the citizens loved his attitudes to life and everything concerning it, and his very liberal policies really showed that; which some aspects of them are still in use today. One of them was a huge reform that gave more power to the Imperial Congress and gave less power to the Imperial Executive; this was a hotly contested debate but it was just a questionable policy like any other. His fair rule gained him an honorable title as one of the greatest Eladvisian leaders of all time, and his image is greatly adorned in every place of cultural significance. At the ripe old age of 93, around the end of his reign, Sephira mysteriously disappeared never to be seen again; he is now presumed to be dead.


Vladimir Von Vanhurst
Years Reigned: 2986 AD - 3003 AD

Once a decorated naval admiral, he was appointed as emperor by the Imperial Congress after the last emperor, Fred Sephira, mysteriously disappeared. Due to possible brain damage during his naval service, he may have lost the capability of logical reasoning and was most likely the reason why he went insane during his reign and declared himself the imperial dictator. He used his military influence to maintain order with his own armies, and he maintained this power for quite some time until a successful coup formed with the aid of the Speaker of the Imperial Congress, Dimitri Voronezh, along with Vanhurst's own armies easily deposed him. He now lies in a dark cell in Maxwell Maximum Security Penitentiary where he is still held today.


Dimitri Voronezh
Years Reigned: 3003 AD - 3004 AD

Born into a noble family, there has always been a Voronezh in presence within the government dating as far back as 2130 AD during the Sharia-7 occupation. When he gained the position of Speaker of the Imperial Congress his brother Mikhail and girlfriend Nikita Anushka already had positions within the government. During this time the insane Vladimir Von Vanhurst had ruled for far too long and Dimitri was on a mission to stop his reign of stupidity. With the investment of several of the Congress members, Dimitri personally led an organized coup to overthrow the ruthless dictator. Once he bribed Vanhurst's own armies to turn on him, the rest was easy to depose Vanhurst from the imperial throne. When Dimitri claimed himself as emperor, he had strong support from the people but unfortunately he was an avid socialist and imposed harsh policies changing every aspect of Eladvisian society. Everyone had enough of evil regimes so many coups were formed and attempted to depose Voronezh, but he was far more intelligent than Vanhurst. He used imperial bribe money to enforce his personal armies with highly valuable weapons and transformed the royal palace to his own personal fortress. Finally a coup formed by the new Speaker of the Imperial Congress, Marvin Tecarious, infiltrated the royal palace and successfully deposed Voronezh. He now lies in Vanhurst's cell at the Maxwell prison facility.


Marvin Tecarious
Years Reigned: 3004 AD - Present Day

Tecarious was a child prodigy in his time; he inherently proved his worth when he gained the position of Speaker of the Imperial Congress when he was only 24 yrs old. Such prestige is a rarity, including homosexuals like Marvin. During this time Dimitri Voronezh was controlling Eladvisio with an iron fist, and Tecarious did not want this to keep happening. Combining his small military intelligence and political prowess, he formulated a successful plan to infiltrate the royal palace, along with a few Congress members and himself along for the ride. Tecarious himself was responsible for Voronezh's downfall and had sent him to live with Vanhurst at Maxwell. Instead of claiming the throne for himself, he took the honorable route and decided the seat was best left for someone appointed democratically. A democratic election was set up by the Imperial Congress and Tecarious won by a landslide victory. He continues to reign today, honoring the Eladvisian citizens with his policies promoting life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.


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[Eladvisio]

Kazaariik System; a worthless, overpopulated star system filled with mostly useless inhabited worlds. There are 18 worlds tightly packed into this small system. The star's name is Kazaar-9, a red giant star. Here are each planet's stats:

1. Volvosa: tiny 3rd world planet populated by religious nuts and old people; located 0.32 AU from star

2. Racialia: evil planet comprised mostly of racists; located 0.34 AU from star

3. Orto Plutonia: suspiciously cold world inhabited by primitives; has 1 moon (Pantora); located 1.2 AU from star

4. Sharia-7: evil, miltarisitic gas giant comrised of those kinds of people; has 7 moons (Jdat, Spvuchi, Shasta, Bagato, Rodnaja, Straol, Ruslana); located 1.51 AU from star

5. Zuban-6: small gas giant where a lot of black market items are sold in bazaars; has 4 moons (Z4, Z5, Z7, Z8); located 1.54 AU from star

6. Zhalko: tiny world inhabited by Communists; located 1.58 AU from star

7. Nikogo: tiny world inhabited by Fascists; located 1.6 AU from star

8. Vatorii: small gas giant now declared as a military state; located 1.67 AU from star

9. Adviso: imperial world that's part of a trinary system; has 1 shared moon (Eladvisio); located 1.7 AU from star

10. Elasio: imperial world that's part of a trinary system; has 1 shared moon (Eladvisio); located 1.7 AU from star

11. Puerto Regulus: tropical vacation world filled with tanners and tourists; has 1 moon (Ava); located 1.8 AU from star

12. Physicalia: large, rocky world inhabited by health buffs; located 1.9 AU from star

13. Grimcrado: large, vastly destroyed planet that's now virtually uninhabitable; located 2.0 AU from star

14. Cemetaria: graveyard planet where the dead are buried; has 2 moons (Funeralia, Crematoria); located 2.36 AU from star

15. Sclerion: barren world now declared as a mining state; has 1 moon (Yoruba); located 2.39 AU from star

16. Riviera: Old World-style vacation world filled with tanners and tourists; located 2.5 AU from star

17. Motts: tiny, insignificant world that's mostly unrecognized by the rest of us; located 2.8 AU from star

18. Swiizer: neutral planet with an impressive monetary system; has 9 moons (Liablinskas, Magyarorszag, Hazam, Piero, Oneira, Kalimera, Kalispera, Kalowradi, Kalinichta); located 3.2 AU from star