CYOE IV: Poll Now Open

[Inquilabstan]

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*single tear of manly communism*

I've almost finished the modernized variants too! Just debating putting in a Drozd type APS.

http://i.imgur.com/0fqZvZ0.png

First model-1978, second up-armored with the addition of floats to retain amphibious capabilities-1982, Modernized armor-2002, Further modernization-20013 to present.
First is out of service, second in storage and for reservists, third for frontline units, and fourth for elite units.

[Gear 1]

Might need more prostitutes truth be told, if a battalion would have access to these poor saps so would they be unable to walk straight after just a few days in the field.

Beautiful! One point is that 'fourth' has a u in it.

Except whores, no whores, bad Kour!

;-;

Do you want my Mil!Realism feedback on this, and if so do you want it here or TG'd to you?

LOL... Love the idea of a unit that supports morale in that manner... You can regulate them more closely so as to prevent entire units going down with the clap and becoming combat ineffective.

Does the morale unit also operate live shows? Is the sole REME electrician there to repair the variety of personal massagers and f'in machines? Bet the second everyone finds out the unit's in the field, there'd be thousands of billet requests!

(Shudder) thinking about a very different experience in the Navy if we had the USO providing this IRL. Maybe I'd have stayed longer.

[Gear 1]

And, as we in the IRL United States have a propensity to absorb local talent and civilian contractors... A unit of a few permanent personnel and overseers could easily cover a brigade when properly reinforced through wartime host nation support.

[New Tsavon]

The time for reposts is upon us.

[EsToVnIa]

That trigger is minuscule

[New Tsavon]

That trigger is minuscule

More like the rest of the weapon is massive.

I suppose I could fix it, though.

[San-Silvacian]

dat engine deck

[Kouralia]

LOL... Love the idea of a unit that supports morale in that manner... You can regulate them more closely so as to prevent entire units going down with the clap and becoming combat ineffective.

Yes, this is the point. I aim to recruit the prostitutes professionally from Kouralia, rather than rely on locals like the French did, though. This should reduce the security risk/VD risk.

Does the morale unit also operate live shows? Is the sole REME electrician there to repair the variety of personal massagers and f'in machines? Bet the second everyone finds out the unit's in the field, there'd be thousands of billet requests!

'the unit', there's four per division, or like 180 across the whole army. The REME dude's mainly there to repair the vehicles and the generators used to power lights and recharge the batteries on cordless sex toys.

[New Vihenia]

quick doodle today

Shelenia Feyran

[Fashiontopia]

LOL... Love the idea of a unit that supports morale in that manner... You can regulate them more closely so as to prevent entire units going down with the clap and becoming combat ineffective.

Yes, this is the point. I aim to recruit the prostitutes professionally from Kouralia, rather than rely on locals like the French did, though. This should reduce the security risk/VD risk.

Does the morale unit also operate live shows? Is the sole REME electrician there to repair the variety of personal massagers and f'in machines? Bet the second everyone finds out the unit's in the field, there'd be thousands of billet requests!

'the unit', there's four per division, or like 180 across the whole army. The REME dude's mainly there to repair the vehicles and the generators used to power lights and recharge the batteries on cordless sex toys.

Good thing Military-run Brothels have been outlawed since the 1960s.

[Gear 1]

Inter Global Automotive is one of the most prolific manufacturers in GEAR 1, providing the nation with a variety of civilian, police and military COTS (commercial off the shelf) microfusion drive powered motor vehicles.

IGA Raptor (Special Service Police)


IGA Raptor 1LE Track Performance Package


IGA Grande / Largo Sport Utility Vehicles (Police Package shown)


IGA Wildcatter Off Road Utility Vehicle (Armed Fores COTS variant)


IGA is a primary components subcontractor for Ground Forces CVH (Combat Vehicle Heavy) Common Tracked Vehicle Platform program (Antiarmor ATGM Vehicle shown)


IGA Rapido crossover utility vehicle ("Longwagon" variant shown in Federation Parcel Service colors)


Precision Heavy Manufacturing "Astra", Civilian and Military COTS transport truck systems

[New Visegrad]

Yes, this is the point. I aim to recruit the prostitutes professionally from Kouralia, rather than rely on locals like the French did, though. This should reduce the security risk/VD risk.


'the unit', there's four per division, or like 180 across the whole army. The REME dude's mainly there to repair the vehicles and the generators used to power lights and recharge the batteries on cordless sex toys.

Good thing Military-run Brothels have been outlawed since the 1960s.

Not in Kouralia, obviously.

[Imeriata]

Updated the battalion

Now with; lighter artillery, machinegun platoons, the sharpshooter section dressed as Jägers, the sharpshooters having riding wolves, military police, and chaplains.

[Gear 1]

Good thing Military-run Brothels have been outlawed since the 1960s.

Not in Kouralia, obviously.

Excerpt from GEAR 1 Manual of Military Occupational Specialties:

69X: Field Morale Welfare and Recreation Sex Therapy Specialist (Enlisted, E1-E8, Open to Male and Female personnel)

Cross-trained by the Joint Medical Service Corps in STD/VD disease prevention education and supervised by qualified Preventive Medicine specialists, the 69X specialist provides a valuable service to combat troops in the field, by fulfilling specific needs of the service member and promoting unit cohesion and combat effectiveness through STD/VD prevention education, entertainment and private sexual therapy. Specialists preserve the fighting strength of the combat forces by preventing the spread of diseases and maladies otherwise possible when service members seek recreational pleasure from other sources available in a combat zone or communications zone while on short-term leave or tactical rest and rehabilitation.

Personnel in this MOS are classified Tier 3 Combat Service Support and are required to perform local security and tactical defense of their unit, base or encampment through Basic Military Training and quarterly Skills Refresher Training for CSS personnel.

[Kouralia]

Good thing Military-run Brothels have been outlawed since the 1960s.

Not in Kouralia, and also not in French North Africa.

*snip*

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Enlisted Person of Negotiable Affection
Land Transport Corps
Combat Service Support
As part of the Army's morale support elements, it will be you who assists in keeping the Kouralian armed forces properly motivated while on operations in foreign and domestic environments. As an EPNA, there is no denying it, you are functionally a prostitute for the Armed Forces. This position however is not simply one of offering your body, and you will find yourself performing a range of fulfilling and challenging tasks using all the skills that you will be taught. As an EPNA you will be expected to pass all Part One Training at the Military Training Garrison at Bowler's End Point before being given a short course in sexual health and interaction skills in Part Two Training. While in this position in the Land Transport Corps, you will be offered a range of training, education and leisure opportunities which are arranged to be of the highest quality by the army.

Are you right for this role?
Sex:

You should like:
Taking risks and feeling the adrenaline
Outdoor activities
Travelling and meeting new people
Working outside
Being rodded up the bum by a hairy squaddy

Male or Female
Prior-held Positions:
This role is an entry position, and no prior military service or specialism must be held before applying for it.
Qualifications:
This position requires no formal qualifications.

Qualifications You can Achieve:

Through joining the Kouralian Army as an EPNA, you can expect to achieve qualifications up to and including Grade Three Academic, a variety of driving licenses, Class Two Firearms Licences, Public Services Apprenticeships in Security, Communications, Uniformed Service, Pleasure Working and Administrative Skills, Institute of Leadership & Management Team Leading Awards and many others.

Moving Up The Ranks:

Private
At this level you get a good rate of pay, free healthcare, and subsidised food and board. You’re a crucial part of a team, and you focus on using your skills. Each promotion brings extra pay and soon you can sit a course that qualifies you for promotion.
Lance-Corporal
At Promotion to Lance-Corporal, you can take further specialism into administrative assistance for your Field Brothel. From there you can complete the skills necessary to act as a military clerk and/or transfer to the Adjutant General's Corps. Alternatively youcan remain with your unit as a more experienced team or shift leader.
Corporal
At Promotion to Corporal, it is anticipated that you will either act in a more managerial role within the Field Brothel, or transfer to the transport section/command section as an assistant or Vehicle Commander.

[New Visegrad]

This role is an entry position

bow chicka bow wowww~

[Imeriata]

snip

Looks rather nice actua...

Being rodded up the bum by a hairy squaddy

ewww

[San-Silvacian]

Good thing 69 series just so happen to e medical.

Makes very very ironic.

[Ulfr-Reich]

Good thing Military-run Brothels have been outlawed since the 1960s.

The Ulfrans carry on the oldest of nordic traditions. snag the pretty lasses' from the local populations of an occupied and/or invaded country and essentially replicating a Varangian Guard "pseudo-harem". Plus, wenches to bring home for "When the wife gets' boring round' the homestead.".

[Imeriata]

Good thing Military-run Brothels have been outlawed since the 1960s.

The Ulfrans carry on the oldest of nordic traditions. snag the pretty lasses' from the local populations of an occupied and/or invaded country and essentially replicating a Varangian Guard "pseudo-harem". Plus, wenches to bring home for "When the wife gets' boring round' the homestead.".

the same traditions would also mean that said wife could kick the husband out if she was not ok with him sleeping around with the thralls, or even worse; divorce him.

[Ulfr-Reich]

The Ulfrans carry on the oldest of nordic traditions. snag the pretty lasses' from the local populations of an occupied and/or invaded country and essentially replicating a Varangian Guard "pseudo-harem". Plus, wenches to bring home for "When the wife gets' boring round' the homestead.".

the same traditions would also mean that said wife could kick the husband out if she was not ok with him sleeping around with the thralls, or even worse; divorce him.

Ayup. So "snag" foreign wenches wisely.

[Kouralia]

Hmm... I must design some Army recruitment posters to go with this sort of advert.

[Post War America]

Hmm... I must design some Army recruitment posters to go with this sort of advert.

Nope nope nope nope... you should clearly go with a Swedish style of recruitment ads, make fun of American ones... which are patently ridiculous.

[Kouralia]

Hmm... I must design some Army recruitment posters to go with this sort of advert.

Nope nope nope nope... you should clearly go with a Swedish style of recruitment ads, make fun of American ones... which are patently ridiculous.

Such as?

[San-Silvacian]

US Army ads are silly at times.

However its hard to be good at everything when you're already good at most things.