NationStates

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:39 pm**

Demen wrote:
Olthar wrote:Cool. Now, just keep this thread from ever ~~dieing~~ DYING. I want it to last forever.

Grammar Nazis unite!

No, no. I want you to keep the thread from dieing. Internet sites aren't very good with machinery.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:41 pm**

*looks for bigger weapon*

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:47 pm**

Olthar wrote:
Demen wrote:
Grammar Nazis unite!

No, no. I want you to keep the thread from dieing. Internet sites aren't very good with machinery.

And thats why I can't abide grammar nazis. They always assume they know what you mean.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:17 pm**

Ceannairceach wrote:he can be Satan the lord of darkness, but Ozzy is still the Prince...

Ahem.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:21 pm**

Olthar wrote:
Demen wrote:
Grammar Nazis unite!

No, no. I want you to keep the thread from dieing. Internet sites aren't very good with machinery.

Shite.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:36 pm**

Grenartia wrote:Commandment Four:
Hath is a badass. Seriously, don't fuck with him.

I refuse to obey this rule.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:39 pm**

Shibboleet wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Commandment Four:
Hath is a badass. Seriously, don't fuck with him.

I refuse to obey this rule.

You refuse to not be a troll, apparently.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:39 pm**

Demen wrote:
Shibboleet wrote:I refuse to obey this rule.

You refuse to not be a troll, apparently.

This, in and of itself, could be considered a flame.

If you do not cease to harass me, I shall resort to reporting you.

Thank you, and have a wonderful night.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:55 pm**

*finds M-29*

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:15 pm**

Hey, Olt, for Commandment 7-

I see what you did thar.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:29 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hey, Olt, for Commandment 7-

I see what you did thar.

Took someone long enough to see the "7" connection.

Anyways, new song for the "Official Hymns:" Linky.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:32 pm**

*fire M-29 at church*
nukes away
*runs away to avoid radiation*

Posted: **Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:03 pm**

*Begins converting random people*

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:17 pm**

<.<

>.>

Worship me!

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:20 pm**

OH mighty Olthar deliver me! Who will be the one to bring about true joy!?
*Passes out from lack of sleep*

Posted: **Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:36 pm**

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hey, Olt, for Commandment 7-

I see what you did thar.

Took someone long enough to see the "7" connection.

Anyways, new song for the "Official Hymns:" Linky.

Your wish is my command. BTW, I'm in some pretty deep shit IRL, so if I dont post much over the next few days, you and/or nightkill can ask the mods to update the OP if need be, if they're willing.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:56 am**

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Took someone long enough to see the "7" connection.

Anyways, new song for the "Official Hymns:" Linky.

Your wish is my command. BTW, I'm in some pretty deep shit IRL, so if I dont post much over the next few days, you and/or nightkill can ask the mods to update the OP if need be, if they're willing.

Ah, alright. Well, may the power of Satan guide you through your hard times and lead you to prosperity.

...Or maybe you should seek help from someone who's not admittedly evil. That might be a bit more intelligent.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:44 am**

If this is the worship of The Devil/Olthar, then it is not technically a religion (worship of gods)

I conclude that this is a Demonocracy; and place my signature upon the dotted line that sells my soul to you for £3.14159265 million.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:51 am**

Basementees wrote:If this is the worship of The Devil/Olthar, then it is not technically a religion (worship of gods)

Hey, I'm more deserving of worship than anyone else on this forum.

I conclude that this is a Demonocracy; and place my signature upon the dotted line that sells my soul to you for £3.14159265 million.

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

*hands money*

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:34 pm**

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Your wish is my command. BTW, I'm in some pretty deep shit IRL, so if I dont post much over the next few days, you and/or nightkill can ask the mods to update the OP if need be, if they're willing.

Ah, alright. Well, may the power of Satan guide you through your hard times and lead you to prosperity.

...Or maybe you should seek help from someone who's not admittedly evil. That might be a bit more intelligent.

Thanks. I got out of it though.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:36 pm**

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Ah, alright. Well, may the power of Satan guide you through your hard times and lead you to prosperity.

...Or maybe you should seek help from someone who's not admittedly evil. That might be a bit more intelligent.

Thanks. I got out of it though.

Ah ha! See! It's a miracle granted by The Church of Olthar! All praise me! We've got a miracle now, so that means we're a legit religion!

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:49 pm**

United Dependencies wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Y'all are ripping off the church of Wied

Which ripped off the church of Rhodmire which ripped off the Church of F7 which ripped off the church of Reppy.

All hail Reppy!

I can haz membership?

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:55 pm**

Izandai wrote:I can haz membership?

Sure, why not. Just keep the thread alive, and you're good.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:01 pm**

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Thanks. I got out of it though.

Ah ha! See! It's a miracle granted by The Church of Olthar! All praise me! We've got a miracle now, so that means we're a legit religion!

I have half a mind to put a list of miracles in the OP. :lol:

EDIT: DAMN!!! almost to the century mark!! :clap:

EDIT: Damn, you ninja'd my edit.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:01 pm**

Grenartia wrote:
Olthar wrote:Ah ha! See! It's a miracle granted by The Church of Olthar! All praise me! We've got a miracle now, so that means we're a legit religion!

I have half a mind to put a list of miracles in the OP.

DO EET!