NationStates

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:20 pm**

''I remain unsilenced."
- Natasha Semyonenko, Ruridovan politician, after being driven into exile by the Republic of Ruridova in 2008; Semyonenko presently resides in the regions of Ruridova controlled by the Kingdom of Ruridova

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 1:13 pm**

"The topographical and cartographical distribution of the Nexum's wealth has been noted by Neohuman geographers and economists to be to emanating in bands from each Core World, generally decreasing in GDP per capita at a rate of around .003% per light year until the Colonial NexSpace is reached, giving around a total colonial monetary average of...

Sir, are you paying attention? You failed this class forty times-"

"I f-...fought in d' war, you four-eyed-BITCH! I kn-...I know my SHIT!"

A Nexumian teacher and a seventy-year old (who has yet to attention educational upheaval ).

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:54 pm**

"tell me why does libertine states of america's iiwiki page claim that mackonia is their territory this is the most tasteless thing ever like try harder when you dislike someone to that extent can i report this to iiwiki secret police"
-sokolovisivitici

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:01 pm**

Yugoslav Memes wrote:"tell me why does libertine states of america's iiwiki page claim that mackonia is their territory this is the most tasteless thing ever like try harder when you dislike someone to that extent can i report this to iiwiki secret police"
-sokolovisivitici

"Frankly, I find your habit of naming housing subdivisions after fictional agonocratic states disturbing."
- bureaucrat, 1998, regarding a "Mackonia" in Ashkera

#quotes

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:02 pm**

"It's very simple to say and understand: A lot of Azens are bronies. Period."

- Random Azen Fan Of MLP:FIM

"I don't see any problem in the show. So why do many nations have...uh, some negativity towards bronies?"

- Random Azen Official

"My Little Pony. It's cool here in Azenyanistan."

- Random Azen Citizen

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:27 pm**

Azenyanistan wrote:"It's very simple to say and understand: A lot of Azens are bronies. Period."

- Random Azen Fan Of MLP:FIM

"I don't see any problem in the show. So why do many nations have...uh, some negativity towards bronies?"

- Random Azen Official

"My Little Pony. It's cool here in Azenyanistan."

- Random Azen Citizen

"Those sort of humans are endearing, they seem quite happy to see my people, they like hugs."
-The Bureaucrat, reading from files.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:31 pm**

Yugoslav Memes wrote:"tell me why does libertine states of america's iiwiki page claim that mackonia is their territory this is the most tasteless thing ever like try harder when you dislike someone to that extent can i report this to iiwiki secret police"
-sokolovisivitici

"Because Mackonia sucks at war. Oh yeah, and we have Chinese redneck males who don't suck at war."
- Steve Minter

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:39 pm**

Libertine States of America wrote:
Yugoslav Memes wrote:"tell me why does libertine states of america's iiwiki page claim that mackonia is their territory this is the most tasteless thing ever like try harder when you dislike someone to that extent can i report this to iiwiki secret police"
-sokolovisivitici

"Because Mackonia sucks at war. Oh yeah, and we have Chinese redneck males who don't suck at war."
- Steve Minter

"If it's written by another author without the approval of some proper authority, typically the original author, then it isn't canon, but fan fiction."
- internet forum post on Star Voyage fanboard

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:15 pm**

Libertine States of America wrote:
Yugoslav Memes wrote:"tell me why does libertine states of america's iiwiki page claim that mackonia is their territory this is the most tasteless thing ever like try harder when you dislike someone to that extent can i report this to iiwiki secret police"
-sokolovisivitici

"Because Mackonia sucks at war. Oh yeah, and we have Chinese redneck males who don't suck at war."
- Steve Minter

"See, my old man told me once that if I was to insult someone, I was to do it 6 inches from their face. The meek and the tender will insult you, but will hesitate or turn down the opportunity, the potential, of a direct attack. He told me to not be that person. Your old man? Well I suspect he saw it a little differently."

-Rufus P. Leonidas, in the Cumberlandian western movie Silver Wings

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:55 pm**

Ashkera wrote:
Libertine States of America wrote:
"Because Mackonia sucks at war. Oh yeah, and we have Chinese redneck males who don't suck at war."
- Steve Minter

"If it's written by another author without the approval of some proper authority, typically the original author, then it isn't canon, but fan fiction."
- internet forum post on Star Voyage fanboard

"Ah yes, the science fiction classic Star Voyage. Much better than Star Conflict, Spaceship Galaxy, Lightning Bug, Assyria Seven, or Professor What. I like it almost as much as I like the hit fantasy series A Fight for Chairs."
- Josu Inaki

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:06 pm**

Ruridova wrote:
Ashkera wrote:"If it's written by another author without the approval of some proper authority, typically the original author, then it isn't canon, but fan fiction."
- internet forum post on Star Voyage fanboard

"Ah yes, the science fiction classic Star Voyage. Much better than Star Conflict, Spaceship Galaxy, Lightning Bug, Assyria Seven, or Professor What. I like it almost as much as I like the hit fantasy series A Fight for Chairs."
- Josu Inaki

"Star Conflict is nothing more than pathetic drivel compared to Star Voyage. Pfft, space wizard-monks using 'The Push'. Ridiculous."
- internet troll on sci-fi message board

Yugoslav Memes wrote:"tell me why does libertine states of america's iiwiki page claim that mackonia is their territory this is the most tasteless thing ever like try harder when you dislike someone to that extent can i report this to iiwiki secret police"
-sokolovisivitici

"Wait, you mean you can actually report things to the secret police?"
"...yeah? They're police, not assassins."
- foreigner and citizen

#quotes

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:25 pm**

"Irony: i·ro·ny. Noun. A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

- Nicholas Phisych, Founder of Phisych University. Reading one of the definitions of irony to himself, for no Out of Character reason at all.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:11 am**

"When it is clear that the road of reason ends with universal nihilism it is societal suicide to base a political system on the public usage of said reason."

-Z.Maglos

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:20 am**

"We actually are quite busy most days we're here. Unlike many republics, the legislature in Bereia has staunchly refused to yield up most of its powers and authority to bureaucrats."

-- Representative Jennifer H. C. Brunel.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:13 am**

"Do not wait for somebody else to solve the problems you see around you. Move now. Act decisively. Fight as though the lives and liberties of your children depend on it. They do."

~ The Jester, an online personality and known affiliate of the Vox Populi hacktivist movement.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:30 am**

"Disappointing, they didn't put 'Yugoslavia' or straight-forward 'Synkom', just, uh 'Singapore', like 'Singapore' like seriously try harder you aren't hitting any point"
-Philip Pines

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:39 am**

fuck

-.a,

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 6:27 am**

"Pull down those chains and break the binds,
we'll wrest their power from our minds.
There's no gun they can aim on me,
Enough to quell my thirst for liberty.
The slaver's day has come and gone,
The tyrant's heads will roll anon.
That nevermore will tyranny be woven round,
the souls that've touched our native ground.
~"Break the Chains" a Mercatorum Poem by Emily Brown

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:00 am**

"So much of the problems faced by the political elite in the West today can be solved with the realisation that arguing Liberal-Democracy is the end of history because it is better than Communism was like arguing syphilis is good for you because, hey! At least its not AIDS!"

-Eloith Huleeja

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:42 am**

Ashkera wrote:
Ruridova wrote:"Ah yes, the science fiction classic Star Voyage. Much better than Star Conflict, Spaceship Galaxy, Lightning Bug, Assyria Seven, or Professor What. I like it almost as much as I like the hit fantasy series A Fight for Chairs."
- Josu Inaki

"Star Conflict is nothing more than pathetic drivel compared to Star Voyage. Pfft, space wizard-monks using 'The Push'. Ridiculous."
- internet troll on sci-fi message board

"So tell me, which Star Voyage series is your favorite? The Classic Episodes, the New Cast, Space Station Five, Explorer, or Endeavor?"
- Josu Inaki

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:26 am**

fuck new jewmon
new rhazieyan nobles > asian jew manga bankers
fuck novus paradicksi
new rhazieyan architects > hedonistic ecofags
fuck nova gaya
new rhazieyan scientists > wannabe greek philosophers

Graffiti found in the walls of an interstellar highway Nexumian port station.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:17 pm**

"Behold! It is we! The Aliens! Take us to thine leaders!"

"Ah the aliens...terrific, but you've got to land first! Thank god for London Gatwick eh?"

"Sod off. Don't listen to this twat, come to Heathrow. Heathrow is where its at, immediate access to ce-"

"'Eathrow! 'eathrow?! You must be having a laugh to go to Heathrow! You'd a whole race of white elephants!....*b'dum tish*."

"Heathrow Third Runway has been guaranteed by the Rt.Hon Fmr Chancellor of the Exchequer himself to be better for British business, better for local businesses, better for small businesses, for global business, for great interconnectivity. For millions of zillions of new jobs, trillions of pounds for the booming eco-"

"Enough of thy bickering! How is it of which a man doth quarrel!? We hath come to bring peace to men and teach him the milk of wonder at learning!"

"Which is why Gatwick is the obvious choice for you my friend!"

"Pfft, and 'ow the 'ell are you supposed to get there? The M25? Pffft...may as well go back to the Moon, no offence!"

"Cease ye not and we shall go to Luton!"

"Pfha, whhadya want? A fatwah?!"

-The Late Night Satire Show, all of the performers within were found dead in their hotel rooms several days later.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:12 pm**

"Humor me a moment. You're female, yes?"

"Yes."

"And hid it from the world etc etc etc."

"Correct."

"Where did Mordred come from?"

"..." - Cornelius A. Maximilian, multiversal misadventures.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:20 pm**

"What happened here?"

"What happened- WHY DO YOU HAVE MY JOURNAL?!"

"I'm immortal, naturally, I get bored easily and thought the life of the woman who broke Camelot would be interesting."

"Give it to me. Now."

"Alright, alright... But, can you still answer my question?"

"I will not dignify any question you have, snoopy bastard."

"... Quote, 'I have seen the way he looks at me, even when he thinks I'm not. I will make my move tonight, he will plant the seeds of his own kingdom's downfall upon my soil.' Now, uhm-"

"Yes, I fucked me half-brother, welcome to the medieval ages."

"No, that's not the part that piqued my interest."

"... Oh, fuck..."

"Quote, just below that entry, 'What the fuck. What the fuck! Was Merlin involved in this? What the fuck!? When the fuck was my half-brother a girl? How the fuck am I going to make a baby with two vaginas? Fuck, shit, god damn it all to hell!' Could- could you explain that?"

"... Life never gives me a fucking break."

- William Black, exchanges across realities.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:32 pm**

"Ah yes, the futility of the Abolitionist. Free your slaves under the pretenses of liberty and humanism, and watch as the freed will degenerate back to slaves. Perhaps a slavery of a subtler sort, but a slavery nevertheless. Like how a bug, liberated from a spider's web, will soon return to it. Many men would live happier knowing that their sad fate is not of their own bad judgement, and they likewise find themselves enslaved in some manner, to faith, to wealth, to weakness. I would not be surprised if these weak men feel arousal in their hearts and loins at the thought of submission to the chains of a stronger man."

-Ze'ta'ka, Kamver slaver, in some faraway land, ca. 1853

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Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. VI