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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:25 am
by Soldati Senza Confini
DesAnges wrote:Poor Phil Hughes. That could have happened to anyone at all.


That was really bad luck.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:27 am
by Costa Fierro
Freak accident. Cricketers never used to wear helmets or padding.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:29 am
by Big Jim P
Manisdog wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:It's things like this that make me think you're just taking the piss 24/7.

He is the smartest guy, the guy is a bloody genius, see that episode when he takes revenge with a guy for selling him pubic hair


That was one of the best episodes. :twisted:

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:10 am
by Immoren
I guess I should go and buy a tank to give someone.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:10 am
by Big Jim P
Immoren wrote:I guess I should go and buy a tank to give someone.


I'll take an M-1 thank you.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:23 am
by The Holy Therns
Immoren wrote:I guess I should go and buy a tank to give someone.


I'd love a Type 90. I'm a Godzilla fan.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:25 am
by Big Jim P
The Holy Therns wrote:
Immoren wrote:I guess I should go and buy a tank to give someone.


I'd love a Type 90. I'm a Godzilla fan.


I knew I like you for some reason. :)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:26 am
by The Holy Therns
Big Jim P wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
I'd love a Type 90. I'm a Godzilla fan.


I knew I like you for some reason. :)


Can't go wrong with a giant radioactive monster wrestling another giant monster.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:26 am
by Gallade
The mailman here is infinitely less cute and not at all fit for flirting with than the one back home. This is a dire situation, indeed.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:27 am
by The Grim Reaper
Gallade wrote:The mailman here is infinitely less cute and not at all fit for flirting with than the one back home. This is a dire situation, indeed.


I could pretend to be Jeff, uh, Goldbloom, and you could, uh, flirt with, uh, me.

Uh...uh.

Flirting, uh, finds a way.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:29 am
by The Holy Therns
Gallade wrote:The mailman here is infinitely less cute and not at all fit for flirting with than the one back home. This is a dire situation, indeed.


This is more than dire. This is BETRAYAL.

Somehow.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:30 am
by Big Jim P
The Holy Therns wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
I knew I like you for some reason. :)


Can't go wrong with a giant radioactive monster wrestling another giant monster.


Indeed. As long as Mathew Broderick is not involved. ;)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:30 am
by The Grim Reaper
The Holy Therns wrote:
Gallade wrote:The mailman here is infinitely less cute and not at all fit for flirting with than the one back home. This is a dire situation, indeed.


This is more than dire. This is BETRAYAL.

Somehow.


I blame unionism/the right/original sin/random chance.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:30 am
by Gallade
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:The mailman here is infinitely less cute and not at all fit for flirting with than the one back home. This is a dire situation, indeed.


I could pretend to be Jeff, uh, Goldbloom, and you could, uh, flirt with, uh, me.

Uh...uh.

Flirting, uh, finds a way.

No thank you. There's enough oil on that face to coat a wok.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:31 am
by The Grim Reaper
Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
I could pretend to be Jeff, uh, Goldbloom, and you could, uh, flirt with, uh, me.

Uh...uh.

Flirting, uh, finds a way.

No thank you. There's enough oil on that face to coat a wok.


That was such a burn it would melt the wok.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:32 am
by The Holy Therns
Big Jim P wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Can't go wrong with a giant radioactive monster wrestling another giant monster.


Indeed. As long as Mathew Broderick is not involved. ;)


That goes for more than Godzilla films.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:32 am
by Gallade
The Holy Therns wrote:
Gallade wrote:The mailman here is infinitely less cute and not at all fit for flirting with than the one back home. This is a dire situation, indeed.


This is more than dire. This is BETRAYAL.

Somehow.

Is it too much to ask to be able to find fraternising with the help palatable? Good heavens.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:33 am
by Big Jim P
The Holy Therns wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Indeed. As long as Mathew Broderick is not involved. ;)


That goes for more than Godzilla films.


Agreed.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:34 am
by The Holy Therns
Gallade wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
This is more than dire. This is BETRAYAL.

Somehow.

Is it too much to ask to be able to find fraternising with the help palatable? Good heavens.


I'll go whop 'em on the head until they get prettier. They'll learn.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:35 am
by The Grim Reaper
The Holy Therns wrote:
Gallade wrote:Is it too much to ask to be able to find fraternising with the help palatable? Good heavens.


I'll go whop 'em on the head until they get prettier. They'll learn.


I feel like that will be counter-productive.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:35 am
by The Holy Therns
The Grim Reaper wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
I'll go whop 'em on the head until they get prettier. They'll learn.


I feel like that will be counter-productive.


Silence. My method is perfect.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:36 am
by The Grim Reaper
The Holy Therns wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
I feel like that will be counter-productive.


Silence. My method is perfect.


I hope Galla likes short faces and spaced-out foreheads!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:36 am
by Big Jim P
The Holy Therns wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
I feel like that will be counter-productive.


Silence. My method is perfect.


Drinking until they look better works better. ;)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:37 am
by Gallade
The Grim Reaper wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
I'll go whop 'em on the head until they get prettier. They'll learn.


I feel like that will be counter-productive.

Handsome Squidward begs to differ. Cartoons don't lie!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:38 am
by The Grim Reaper
Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
I feel like that will be counter-productive.

Handsome Squidward begs to differ. Cartoons don't lie!


I should print this post out and stick it to my door.

I need to be reminded of Handsome Squidward daily.