Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 5:37 pm
'Why did you step on a CD? What kind of music did it have that you didn't like it enough to point it in your foot.'
Because sometimes even national leaders just want to hang out
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Torrocca wrote:Torr enters the building, dressed in some stylish Medieval garb. He looks pale and half-dead.
Torrocca wrote:TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Rusla pokes his head up from under the bar. "You look like a local, at least. With that whole... pale look. I haven't seen the sun in two months."
Unresponsive, the man sluggishly makes his way over to the bar and takes a seat. "Some wine, if you will..." He slumps over onto the bar.
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Torrocca wrote:
Unresponsive, the man sluggishly makes his way over to the bar and takes a seat. "Some wine, if you will..." He slumps over onto the bar.
He shoves the snoring Byron off of the bar and nods, opening the back door to grab a bottle from the cooler. "Sure. Culdranthine or Reil? ... Just a warning, the Reil stuff is fermented cabbage."
Torrocca wrote:TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:He shoves the snoring Byron off of the bar and nods, opening the back door to grab a bottle from the cooler. "Sure. Culdranthine or Reil? ... Just a warning, the Reil stuff is fermented cabbage."
"It doesn't matter... just something... good." His mail armor rattles lightly as he shifts around.
Fortitudinem wrote:*Enter a man, clad in full black and red armor, which completely conceals them*
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Torrocca wrote:
"It doesn't matter... just something... good." His mail armor rattles lightly as he shifts around.
He shrugs and grabs a bottle of Culdranthine wine. "In that case, it'd be this stuff." He pours a glass. "Nice get-up, by the way. Combined with the paleness you look like one of those corpses that keep floating down the river."
Torrocca wrote:TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:He shrugs and grabs a bottle of Culdranthine wine. "In that case, it'd be this stuff." He pours a glass. "Nice get-up, by the way. Combined with the paleness you look like one of those corpses that keep floating down the river."
"You'd be surprised by... what it took... to get me to... this state," he replies, grabbing the glass and chugging the wine down. He quickly returns to his half-dead state, knocking the glass off the bar.
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Torrocca wrote:
"You'd be surprised by... what it took... to get me to... this state," he replies, grabbing the glass and chugging the wine down. He quickly returns to his half-dead state, knocking the glass off the bar.
"Living in Reiltam for more than a week tends to do that to you. In the winter, it's fucking cold. In the summer, swampy, humid, and insect-infested. I'd go to Culdranthine. Warm beaches, funny accents, good food, and there's actually sunlight there. Only problem is that the women are like three feet tall and rabbity. Kinda kills the mood."Fortitudinem wrote:
*The man keeps walking, and looks at Adri. He looks quite menacing*
She shrugs non-chalantly and resumes tutoring Saren.
Torrocca wrote:"It wasn't this land... that did this. Or its inhabitants... it was something far, far worse... Far to the north..."
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Torrocca wrote:
"No... not there, either... nor in the ocean... I speak of other lands, lands not of yours, but of mine... I must send word to your king..."
"The king is on vacation. Nearest government official is..." He points to Adri. "There. She's the governess of Reiltam, I'd talk to her."