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Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:33 am**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:You're fooling nobody, you're about to destroy the curtains.

But, but.... I can claw my way to the top rod.

My kitty likes to check my hair for ticks....... no idea why.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:33 am**

R the Zombie wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:But, but.... I can claw my way to the top rod.

My kitty likes to check my hair for ticks....... no idea why.

Making sure you haven't caught anything from any of those other pussycats, you damn dirty cheater.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:34 am**

Shoutout to oxygen for allowing me to live.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:34 am**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Let's ask the contestants for ten.

Why must you constantly infringe on our no impromptu game shows agreement?

Also there is the fact that the only game shows that could properly overlap with TET are those wacky Japanese game shows.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:35 am**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Let's ask the contestants for ten.

Why must you constantly infringe on our no impromptu game shows agreement?

Because I'm not the one with a stable future.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:37 am**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Why must you constantly infringe on our no impromptu game shows agreement?

Because I'm not the one with a stable future.

Getting off your arse was a good first step. Hard work breeds results.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:38 am**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Because I'm not the one with a stable future.

Getting off your arse was a good first step. Hard work breeds results.

Why is an abstract concept having more sex than me?

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:39 am**

I should probably stop smoking...again.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:40 am**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Getting off your arse was a good first step. Hard work breeds results.

Why is an abstract concept having more sex than me?

Because you don't drink. Alcohol is the catalyst for shameful flings.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:40 am**

Gallade wrote:
R the Zombie wrote:My cat is not a zombie. He was a stray I found hanging around the house of a guy I ate a few hours earlier.

They're always the most endearing when you're post-coital.

I just want to say. :clap:

very well played.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:40 am**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Getting off your arse was a good first step. Hard work breeds results.

Why is an abstract concept having more sex than me?

Because abstract concepts are damn sexy. Everybody knows that.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:41 am**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Why is an abstract concept having more sex than me?

Because you don't drink. Alcohol is the catalyst for shameful flings.

You know I've often thought that.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:41 am**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Why is an abstract concept having more sex than me?

Because you don't drink. Alcohol is the catalyst for shameful flings.

Never has there been a more convincing argument for me taking up the drink.

But the more I drink the less attractive I'll look, and the less attractive I look, the more likely it is I'll die of heart disease.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:42 am**

leaves quietly

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:43 am**

Napkiraly wrote:I should probably stop smoking...again.

Yeah, it isn't the healthiest addiction.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:43 am**

The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:Because you don't drink. Alcohol is the catalyst for shameful flings.

Never has there been a more convincing argument for me taking up the drink.

But the more I drink the less attractive I'll look, and the less attractive I look, the more likely it is I'll die of heart disease.

But the more they drink, the better you'll look. It all pans out.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:44 am**

Firsthome wrote:leaves quietly

You cannot escape!!!!! :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:44 am**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:They're always the most endearing when you're post-coital.

I just want to say. very well played.

Well, everyone has their own definition of 'ate.' I was using the literal definition, not the figurative definition. To each their own, though.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:44 am**

The Grim Reaper wrote:
R the Zombie wrote:My kitty likes to check my hair for ticks....... no idea why.

Making sure you haven't caught anything from any of those other pussycats, you damn dirty cheater.

I don't cheat on my pussy. I have one and only one that I love.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:46 am**

Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Never has there been a more convincing argument for me taking up the drink.

But the more I drink the less attractive I'll look, and the less attractive I look, the more likely it is I'll die of heart disease.

But the more they drink, the better you'll look. It all pans out.

Hmm, good point. Now I just need platform shoes so they can see me.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:47 am**

The united states of Saints wrote:
Firsthome wrote:leaves quietly

You cannot escape!!!!!

Darn.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:47 am**

The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:But the more they drink, the better you'll look. It all pans out.

Hmm, good point. Now I just need platform shoes so they can see me.

Proper presentation is half the job. Stiletto heels are also an option.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:48 am**

Firsthome wrote:
The united states of Saints wrote:You cannot escape!!!!!

Darn.

You have been assimilated.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:48 am**

The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:But the more they drink, the better you'll look. It all pans out.

Hmm, good point. Now I just need platform shoes so they can see me.

How tall are you?

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:48 am**

The united states of Saints wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Hmm, good point. Now I just need platform shoes so they can see me.

How tall are you?

He's 2' 11"

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