[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse

[Rupudska]

Because Grey Wolf is secretly a transvestite.

Possibly.

I bet you'd look cute in a miniskirt and thigh highs.

[Lavan Tiri]

Possibly.

I bet you'd look cute in a miniskirt and thigh highs.

[The Grey Wolf]

Possibly.

I bet you'd look cute in a miniskirt and thigh highs.

I agree.

[Economa Incorporated]

*pops in for a question*

Who controls the puppet for the advertising thread? I noticed it's about four months out of date, and was wondering if the OP puppet (that's been inactive for 35 days) has any plans to come back, clear out inactive entries, and list new ones...

[G-Tech Corporation]

*pops in for a question*

Who controls the puppet for the advertising thread? I noticed it's about four months out of date, and was wondering if the OP puppet (that's been inactive for 35 days) has any plans to come back, clear out inactive entries, and list new ones...

All the Mentors have access.

Mind you though, I'll have to go dig out the password.

[Economa Incorporated]

*pops in for a question*

Who controls the puppet for the advertising thread? I noticed it's about four months out of date, and was wondering if the OP puppet (that's been inactive for 35 days) has any plans to come back, clear out inactive entries, and list new ones...

All the Mentors have access.

Mind you though, I'll have to go dig out the password.

AH, thanks, I figured it was something like that with the generic name. I was just curious, since it says it'll be updated every few weeks and it's been a while SO everyone's okay? Good

Lot of backup to get through now

[Nude East Ireland]

Mind you though, I'll have to go dig out the password.

Khan made me bury it somewhere in Nevada.

[G-Tech Corporation]

All the Mentors have access.

Mind you though, I'll have to go dig out the password.

AH, thanks, I figured it was something like that with the generic name. I was just curious, since it says it'll be updated every few weeks and it's been a while SO everyone's okay? Good

Lot of backup to get through now

Indeed. Thankfully for the P2TM community, 80+% of all your Mentors are lazy bastards, and the shared account gives us plausible deniability.

So it'll get done.

Maybe.

[Lavan Tiri]

Mind you though, I'll have to go dig out the password.

Khan made me bury it somewhere in Nevada.

That was what I dug up? I pitched it.

AH, thanks, I figured it was something like that with the generic name. I was just curious, since it says it'll be updated every few weeks and it's been a while SO everyone's okay? Good

Lot of backup to get through now

Indeed. Thankfully for the P2TM community, 80+% of all your Mentors are lazy bastards, and the shared account gives us plausible deniability.

So it'll get done.

Maybe.

So lazy people make good mentors?

Make me a mentor.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

So lazy people make good mentors?

Make me a mentor.

I'd say it's more of a coincidence.

If sloth were the defining factor they wouldn't have taken so long with me.

[G-Tech Corporation]

So lazy people make good mentors?

Make me a mentor.

Laziness and the ability to get up and do things when necessary. It's a combination

Oh, and a large Swiss bank account for the necessary Moderation and Mentor bribes. If you think you've got what it takes, you can wire your consideration deposit to account number 2433046685, American National Bank.

[Lavan Tiri]

So lazy people make good mentors?

Make me a mentor.

Laziness and the ability to get up and do things when necessary. It's a combination

Oh, and a large Swiss bank account for the necessary Moderation and Mentor bribes. If you think you've got what it takes, you can wire your consideration deposit to account number 2433046685, American National Bank.

But………

But………


I hate you all.

So lazy people make good mentors?

Make me a mentor.

I'd say it's more of a coincidence.

If sloth were the defining factor they wouldn't have taken so long with me.

I rather like sloths. They're like monkey's fat, lazy cousin.

[The Grey Wolf]

Laziness and the ability to get up and do things when necessary. It's a combination

Oh, and a large Swiss bank account for the necessary Moderation and Mentor bribes. If you think you've got what it takes, you can wire your consideration deposit to account number 2433046685, American National Bank.

But………

But………


I hate you all.

You're still mad at me for smoking all that meth instead of selling it, aren't you?

[Lavan Tiri]

But………

But………


I hate you all.

You're still mad at me for smoking all that meth instead of selling it, aren't you?

No, your sins are forgiven.

But NatSpi never paid me for all that pot.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So lazy people make good mentors?

Make me a mentor.

Laziness and the ability to get up and do things when necessary. It's a combination

Oh, and a large Swiss bank account for the necessary Moderation and Mentor bribes. If you think you've got what it takes, you can wire your consideration deposit to account number 2433046685, American National Bank.

Alternatively, if you're Zark, gun for the diversity hire.

[Zeinbrad]

Laziness and the ability to get up and do things when necessary. It's a combination

Oh, and a large Swiss bank account for the necessary Moderation and Mentor bribes. If you think you've got what it takes, you can wire your consideration deposit to account number 2433046685, American National Bank.

Alternatively, if you're Zark, gun for the diversity hire.

I'm a German and Hispanic mix, meaning I can win the Olympics a while making a bitching Volkswagen.

Am I hired?

[Lavan Tiri]

Laziness and the ability to get up and do things when necessary. It's a combination

Oh, and a large Swiss bank account for the necessary Moderation and Mentor bribes. If you think you've got what it takes, you can wire your consideration deposit to account number 2433046685, American National Bank.

Alternatively, if you're Zark, gun for the diversity hire.

Or threaten to create a black hole underneath Max's house.

[The Grey Wolf]

Alternatively, if you're Zark, gun for the diversity hire.

I'm a German and Hispanic mix, meaning I can win the Olympics a while making a bitching Volkswagen.

Am I hired?

I'm possibly related to Elvis and Patton. If that counts for something.

[Zeinbrad]

I'm a German and Hispanic mix, meaning I can win the Olympics a while making a bitching Volkswagen.

Am I hired?

I'm possibly related to Elvis and Patton. If that counts for something.

Oh yeah? Well I....I....

I want Maynard James Keenan to be my uncle or something.

Maybe I'll get the new tool album faster.

[Altito Asmoro]

I'm possibly related to Elvis and Patton. If that counts for something.

Oh yeah? Well I....I....

I want Maynard James Keenan to be my uncle or something.

Maybe I'll get the new tool album faster.

Who?

[Grenartia]

Hell, I'm from Nashville itself and I hate country music. Except for the old classics. Like Johnny Cash.

From memory at least three country legends and the grandson of one have basically said "What the hell happened here?"

It seems country singers still loved their cowboys hats back in the day through.

Yeah, it really tells you how badly country's gone down hill when Hank Williams III switched from country to sludge metal.

I'm from Nashville.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I'm looking to move back to my beloved New Orleans soon. I mean, the rest of southeast Louisiana suffers from the same "OMG CUNTRY MUSIC!" bullshit the rest of the south (and seemingly the rest of the nation) does, but not as badly as Nashville, and New Orleans less so. NOLA's got jazz and sludge metal, much better than anything I've heard out of Nashville outside of Kings of Leon.

Hell, I'm from Nashville itself and I hate country music. Except for the old classics. Like Johnny Cash.

Boy Named Sue was his best.

I like Ghost Riders in the Sky and his cover of Rusty Cage, personally.

That's because Cash is the original punk rock.

And he's a maxed-out bard wizard.

Who made a cover of a song I thought was the original.

What, Hurt? Yeah, I can understand how you'd think it was the original. I actually like it better than the original.

I once saw a cover by Kermit the Frog. Needless to say, my childhood was thoroughly fucked up that day.

Well, Lith is a SWAT who lives in Detroit.

So he may as well be.

……… I was just reminded of why people on here scare me.

Is this one of those EH things I don't get?

Because Grey Wolf is secretly a transvestite.

Possibly.

No matter how well you, as a crossdresser, may pass, you will never surpass the amazingness of Maxwell Q. Klinger.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

No matter how well you, as a crossdresser, may pass, you will never surpass the amazingness of Maxwell Q. Klinger.

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Unf.

[The Grey Wolf]

No matter how well you, as a crossdresser, may pass, you will never surpass the amazingness of Maxwell Q. Klinger.

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You'd be surprised.

[Alleniana]

Just leaving the thought; a character RP based in Mulan's China.
Goodnight, probably.

Dibs Shan-Yu. Mongololol.

he dead bruuuueeee

And now wannabe gangsters have an actual reason to say it ever sentence.

Well, I use it often, but that might just be because I'm southern.

I use it because "Isn't it quaint" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Rest of you lot - ever written a post that's disturbed you?

Iiieeehh, not really. I have once done one that involved torture and made me feel a bit icky, but that probably doesn't count.
I don't think I really come round to characters often enough to get to that point.

Alternatively, if you're Zark, gun for the diversity hire.

I'm a German and Hispanic mix, meaning I can win the Olympics a while making a bitching Volkswagen.

Am I hired?

Oh yeah? Well, well... I'm... Australian... y'know, that... Africa shaped thing, underneath China. Yeah.

[Grenartia]

No matter how well you, as a crossdresser, may pass, you will never surpass the amazingness of Maxwell Q. Klinger.

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You'd be surprised.

You were a crossdressing night watchman at a MASH during the Korean War?