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Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:04 pm**

Greater Weselton wrote:
Elsa the Snow Queen wrote:"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

"Queen Elsa is an evil democratic socialist who is content on fooling Aryan Europe her wicked ideas of socialism and democracy."
-Fuhrer Herman Muller to his cabinet.

"Hey, I got an idea, let's put in one of our quotes!"
"Shit, Dave, I've been an archiver for twenty years, I've never done anything this fun."
"Well, let's see..."

"What the fuck is this fascist going on about?"

"Fucking brilliant."

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:06 pm**

"Yeah, how's that peace symbol for good luck going? Huh, your mother was a cow? If you reincarnate as a cow in the USA or in Argentina you'll soon reincarnate. Go for Switzerland or India."
-No Name, to a dead Nazi Note: Swastika joke.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:07 pm**

"Thnaks mock me. I hate them becauthe I can't pronouthe my etheth!"
-An Auzkhian with a speech impediment and a fear of snakes.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:07 pm**

Kelinfort wrote:
Greater Weselton wrote:"Queen Elsa is an evil democratic socialist who is content on fooling Aryan Europe her wicked ideas of socialism and democracy."
-Fuhrer Herman Muller to his cabinet.

"Hey, I got an idea, let's put in one of our quotes!"
"Shit, Dave, I've been an archiver for twenty years, I've never done anything this fun."
"Well, let's see..."

"What the fuck is this fascist going on about?"

"Fucking brilliant."

"Elsa's icy blue eyes are deceiving."
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller to his cabinet.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:10 pm**

Greater Weselton wrote:
Kelinfort wrote:"Hey, I got an idea, let's put in one of our quotes!"
"Shit, Dave, I've been an archiver for twenty years, I've never done anything this fun."
"Well, let's see..."

"What the fuck is this fascist going on about?"

"Fucking brilliant."

"Elsa's icy blue eyes are deceiving."
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller to his cabinet.

"Holy shit, Dave, I think we got an official diplomatic response."
"Oh my god, who the hell would reply to two dumbfucks in the middle of the Bureau of Bookkeeping?"
"What should we say?"
"Well..."

"We love Elsa. Go fuck yourself."

"Genius."

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:18 pm**

"I prefer the Snow Queen from the original H.C. Andersen novella to Disney's Elsa. The former is more mysterious and vindictive. Although one could suppose that Disney's story could be the prequel to the book... though that would be sad."

-Professor of Literature, Paledda National College

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:31 pm**

"Canasta de hojaldre. That imported Mexican commodity that motivates me in the morning. Coffee, big and black, similar to the type of man I like. No sugar, because I have enough sugar and carbohydrates in the sweet bread."
The Office Lady

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:56 pm**

"Maybe you should think about this a little more...."

"Thinking takes too long. Action gets things done."
-Two bounty hunters

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:03 pm**

Elsa the Snow Queen wrote:"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

"This should be great!"
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller upon hearing news of a documentary on Frozen.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:07 pm**

'Check outside the police station...'
~Batman

Note found inside an empty, locked, barred, and barricaded room when the aforementioned bounty hunters finally acted.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:09 pm**

"It's times like this that make me glad that I always keep a good stock of alcohol nearby."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr. after hearing of news from Wyvernia that frustrated him

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:16 pm**

Greater Weselton wrote:
Elsa the Snow Queen wrote:"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

"This should be great!"
-Fuhrer Hermann Muller upon hearing news of a documentary on Frozen.

"Stop."

-- Odin

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:48 pm**

"In order to be just, our law must be cruel."
-Police Centurion William L'Honore

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:54 pm**

"Ukraine and Crimea? The only sort of thing like that here is that conflict a few years ago when some disgruntled Nazis attempted to seize Kiev. Let us just say that one horrible gunfight later, they learned their lesson."
-Grigory Ishakov, Department of Multiversal affairs.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:57 pm**

"...And thus the Princess Marisuvia snatched the sword from the knight and said: 'I shall slay yonder dragon, O chauvinist swine! I might have been able to set my person free, eventually, with out thy patronizing hindrance!'

Then did the princess confront the dragon, who blinked twice at her unimpressed (he would have done so as well if the knight had came before him), and with a sneeze did a torrent of flames surge from its great nostrils set Marisuvia to flames. But of this a most fortunate thing happened: for something in the princesses' layered makeup was flammable, and she wore so much of it the she burst in a great ball of fire (the knight would later swear that he saw slivers of glitter in it, and that it was a pink fire); killing the dragon.

The Knight then fled from the Dark Castle, with minor burns, and moved to Turkey, where he would marry a plum Turkette. He also would spend the rest of his days weaving lovely rugs, and muttering about 'pink flames and mad noblewomen'."

The final passage of María Díroneev's the Independent Princess, a segment of her anthology, Twisted Tales

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:52 am**

"My Lord... Never forget all power demands sacrifice. Thank you... for yours."

---Xerrath van Helsing, veteran Warmaster of the Traitor Legion Undeath Watch, moments before abandoning his former master Van Balestar to his fate.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:26 am**

Senyosu wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:"Society needs creativity and art in order to function properly."
-Princess Wish Darling

Logic is an eternal key to the orderliness of society. Art and creativity establishes the harmony. Those who simply can only listen to rules, are illogical as well as uncreative, are simply... Useless. Except for the fact that they are comptent in following orders, but still, useless.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

"Logic is superstition."

-Anon.

"A will to harmony, that is a symptom of a culture doomed to failure."

-Z.Maglos.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:04 am**

Thinking in absolutes hinders your mental capacity. So yes, religious zealots and ultra-anti-theists alike are equally prone to being hindered and stunted.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:22 am**

Elsa the Snow Queen wrote:"The cold never bothered me anyway"
~Queen Elsa, after "letting it go" and freezing her country

OOC: Oh my god I died

"Bring in the women!" - The Dictator

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:00 am**

"I fear campaigns of misinformation, because people are dumb, and believe them." - Gaius Lucius, Roman Citizen

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:58 am**

"Haafu desu ka?
...
Ehhhhhh...."
-Celeste Zorilla, in Japan (2030s)

"How does one get through a strange foreign country without even knowing a few phrases? Easy. Mom can translate. Unfortunately everything is a horror-show. The houses are very expensive, the apartments are small...and expensive. Even a cheap Khruschecasa* is more spacey that this. And the fruit? I could buy beef at home if the price was equal! And nobody ever questions for lowered prices."
-Celeste Zorilla, petty complaints Note: Distortion of Khrushchyovka that reads Khrushchev House. Popular urban housing based on Soviet models.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:24 am**

"If you will not fight for your freedom, then you deserve it when someone stronger takes it from you."
-Garios

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:27 am**

"Let's say there were 3 kids who wanted to watch a baseball game. There's a short kid, a medium kid, and a tall kid. They can't get into the game, but they're going to exploit a State law that basically says 'Enjoying something is a right. Experiencing it is a privilege.' So, they watch the the game over the fence. If they were equal, they would all a get a box to stand on. The short kid wouldn't be able to look over the fence, and the tall kid would have a good view. Equity is if the tall kid didn't get a box, the medium kid got a single box, and the short kid got 2 boxes to stand on."

-Unknown
Police
To an unruly protester

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:36 pm**

"I remember the day the French were finally driven out of Strassburg for good and were forced to retreat back across the border to Sedan; a glorious day of triumph over an initially numerically-superior foe and a rout that prevented the events of Napoleon's campaigns in Germany from repeating again. To top it all off, loudspeakers installed all across the city were blaring the 1812 Overture as we were driving the last of the French troops out of the city, truly a symbolic gesture for how we were able to force the confident French invaders out of our homeland for good."
~ Walter Model, primary commander of German forces defending the Hindenburg Line along the German-French border from late 1943 to early 1944, recalling the end of the fourth and final Battle of Strasbourg on March 17, 1944

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:38 pm**

"Ich bin ein Elsässer! Ich bin kein Franzose"
-A soldier 1944

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