Hello all! I am Dark Lord Emperor of Everything that Breathes and Madam Doctor Professor President of the Independent Republic of Yeb Eileen Pope-Langley.
Indeed, I don't want that in my chamber. Ever as long as I am PpT.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:11 pm
by The State of Czecho-Slovakia
Afternoon. The name is Deering. Martin Aubrey Deering, MBE, Senator from Bouda, President of the Aurentina Metropolitan Railway Preservation Society, First Transport Minister for the Second Government of the Senate of Aurentina, run by the Alliance for Aurentina, former Progressive-Conserative now Reform Party member and one of the founding senators of the Senate, having inquired on the initial intrest thread under the name "Kitsunetsuki", the second nation which I ever had and founder of the region in which I live.
The Nihilistic view wrote:"I am proud to stand before you today, a member of the National Freedom coalition government and supporter of the repeal that has just passed of the protection of workers act. This was protection act was a tyranny of a bill that did not treat all citizens equally under the law for the same base action, it gives me great pleasure to see the almost entire current government working to pass this repeal and truly working towards the freedom and equality of all citizens under the law. I thank all those who supported the repeal form all parties a believe that we as a government are making a real difference to the people of this nation."
A random left-wing MP threw an egg at the Senator.
OOC: Congratulations to the winner of a one way ticket to jail!
IC: The two constables standing at the door pointed at the MP and made a finger motion to come forward. "All right you, come down here."
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:57 pm
by Unicario
The random leftist covered himself in kerosene and lit himself on fire, running out of the building shouting, "I LOVE FISH STIIIIIIICKS"
Alexandra was the first to say it, "What the fuck?"
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:01 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina
"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:02 pm
by Unicario
[whatev]
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:04 pm
by New Bierstaat
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
OOC: "Smite me, O Almighty Smiter!"
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:05 pm
by Unicario
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
"It's von Hohenzollern." She strolled over to the Constable and said, "I suppose it's assault, right?" She checked her watch, "Do your duty, policeman... I suppose I shouldn't have done that." She shrugged and shouted to Boris, "Sorry, mate!"
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:08 pm
by The Nihilistic view
" Constable, do you need a statement from me? " Said Boris as he walked over.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:09 pm
by Regnum Dominae
Is it allowed to motion for the "Miscellaneous" and "Business & Finance" categories to be combined for the next round of voting?
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm
by The Nihilistic view
Regnum Dominae wrote:Is it allowed to motion for the "Miscellaneous" and "Business & Finance" categories to be combined for the next round of voting?
No, less bills equals less debate time though, so in fact it will make almost no difference in time by not being able to do it.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:12 pm
by Belmaria
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
OOC: Oh yeah? Watch this.
IC: One of Jonathon's bodyguards punched the police officer, then ran out the door.
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
OOC: Oh yeah? Watch this.
IC: One of Jonathon's bodyguards punched the police officer, then ran out the door.
Alexandra recoiled and said, "Are you alright, officer?" She offered to help the constable up onto his feet.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:16 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina
The Constable rolled his eyes and took a booklet from his front pocket in his tactical vest. "Disorderly conduct. I could charge you with Battery, but this is just silly." he said writing in the booklet. "Here, I'm fining you £120 for Disorderly Conduct. Please don't goof around again, and have a nice day." he handed her the ticket and was punched.
The four constables in the front lobby un-holstered there batons and formed in front of the door barring the man's exit.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:17 pm
by Unicario
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:The Constable rolled his eyes and took a booklet from his front pocket in his tactical vest. "Disorderly conduct. I could charge you with Battery, but this is just silly." he said writing in the booklet. "Here, I'm fining you £120 for Disorderly Conduct. Please don't goof around again, and have a nice day." he handed her the ticket and was punched.
The four constables in the front lobby un-holstered there batons and formed in front of the door barring the man's exit.
She helped the man up and said, "Sounds cool, thanks." She turned to Boris and said, "Want me to replace your suit for you? I mean, it's the least I can do. I apologize, my... hormones are a bit up lately because of the baby."
She rubbed the back of her neck and folded the ticket up and programmed into her iPhone. "Pay the ticket at earliest convenience"
She turned back to the officer, "Would you like me to phone an ambulance...? Or take you to the hospital... or... because you should probably get that nose looked at."
She dug her car keys out of her purse, "I've got a BMW and I can get you to the hospital."
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:21 pm
by Belmaria
The man stopped in the middle of the lobby, then looked to the left and noticed a fire door. He legged it toward the door.
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:The Constable rolled his eyes and took a booklet from his front pocket in his tactical vest. "Disorderly conduct. I could charge you with Battery, but this is just silly." he said writing in the booklet. "Here, I'm fining you £120 for Disorderly Conduct. Please don't goof around again, and have a nice day." he handed her the ticket and was punched.
The four constables in the front lobby un-holstered there batons and formed in front of the door barring the man's exit.
She helped the man up and said, "Sounds cool, thanks." She turned to Boris and said, "Want me to replace your suit for you? I mean, it's the least I can do. I apologize, my... hormones are a bit up lately because of the baby."
She rubbed the back of her neck and folded the ticket up and programmed into her iPhone. "Pay the ticket at earliest convenience"
She turned back to the officer, "Would you like me to phone an ambulance...? Or take you to the hospital... or... because you should probably get that nose looked at."
"There is really no need I caught it. Here, it's seems this £120 egg is yours." *holds out the egg*
"Your lucky the PWA has just been repealed or you would be done for assault of a worker." Smiled charmingly.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:24 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina
The Constable cupped his bleeding nose and nodded. "Yeah.. I think this needs to get checked out."
The Constables made chase after the man, gripping their batons tightly, trying to get close enough one took a swing that aimed to land a square strike of the steel core baton across his back.
Unicario wrote: She helped the man up and said, "Sounds cool, thanks." She turned to Boris and said, "Want me to replace your suit for you? I mean, it's the least I can do. I apologize, my... hormones are a bit up lately because of the baby."
She rubbed the back of her neck and folded the ticket up and programmed into her iPhone. "Pay the ticket at earliest convenience"
She turned back to the officer, "Would you like me to phone an ambulance...? Or take you to the hospital... or... because you should probably get that nose looked at."
"There is really no need I caught it. Here, it's seems this £120 egg is yours." *holds out the egg*
"Your lucky the PWA has just been repealed or you would be done for assault of a worker." Smiled charmingly.
She chuckled some and said, "Touche, Boris. Touche." She took the egg and tossed it into a nearby trashcan.
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:The Constable cupped his bleeding nose and nodded. "Yeah.. I think this needs to get checked out."
She nodded and said, "Alright then, come on, let's get to my car so we can get you to the hospital." She lead the Constable outside and she made their way to a modern BMW parked in one of the parking places. She unlocked the doors and got in, "C'mon, let's go."
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:42 pm
by Belmaria
*Senator Smith walked over to the constable* "I really must apologize. I don't know why he did that..."
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:44 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina
The constable shrugged as he left. "He's going to jail mister, and God help him if he runs."
This is the next section up for debate, as there are three bills the debate time is 24 hours. This time officially starts in ten minutes.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:52 pm
by Skeckoa
First Amendment to the Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act Author: Benito Calvino (LPA), Sponsors: Chris Dellafoca (ND), Emilia Nuckerberg (ALM), Joshua Burchutt (RG), D. Pope-Langley (ALM), H. Ainin, Esquire, Privy Councillor for Tonga, Fellow of the Order of Guatemala, 1st Class (ND) Urgency: Moderate Section: Order
Noting that
(1) The prohibition of those who have committed Bestiality from Zoos and places of business that sell animals as well is absolutely unenforceable due to the fact that the database of offenders is only accessible to police due to the parameters of the original Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act and
(2) The required time to see a psychiatrist is by far too lengthy given the circumstances of this act and does not specify with how much frequency should this psychiatrist should be visited by the said violator of the act
HEREBY RENDERS NULL and VOID the following lines from the act:
“The person who commits such an act shall also be banned... going into zoos and places of business that sell animals”
and
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum time with a psychiatrist for two years”
Replacing the latter with the following:
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum of 7 visits of at least an hour/visit or more each with a psychiatrist over a minimum period of at least 6 months. This minimum can be raised at the discretion of a judge depending on the severity of the specific case or culprit.”
[box][size=150][b]First Amendment to the Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act[/b][/size] Author: Benito Calvino (LPA), Sponsors: Chris Dellafoca (ND), Emilia Nuckerberg (ALM), Joshua Burchutt (RG), Eileen Pope-Langley (ALM) Urgency: Moderate Section: Order
Noting that
(1) The prohibition of those who have committed Bestiality from Zoos and places of business that sell animals as well is absolutely unenforceable due to the fact that the database of offenders is only accessible to police due to the parameters of the original Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act and
(2) The required time to see a psychiatrist is by far too lengthy given the circumstances of this act and does not specify with how much frequency should this psychiatrist should be visited by the said violator of the act
HEREBY RENDERS NULL and VOID the following lines from the act:
“The person who commits such an act shall also be banned... going into zoos and places of business that sell animals”
and
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum time with a psychiatrist for two years”
Replacing the latter with the following:
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum of 7 visits of at least an hour/visit or more each with a psychiatrist over a minimum period of at least 6 months. This minimum can be raised at the discretion of a judge depending on the severity of the specific case or culprit.”[/box]
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:58 pm