The Liquid Wallaby - Liquidation Sale! (Closed, new thread)

[Ava Ire]

Cever walks up to him, his arms crossed. He had been watching the whole time.

"Haha... So you've seen the Queen of Drama in action, huh? She's a doozy..." He says, his voice droning in a low tone. He scratches his beard.

"Ah... shut up, you."

Cev just laughs.
"Well it's true. So I take it that you're in love?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(So the WW2allaby is ready to go once we hit 450. If I'm not online then, could somebody send in an archive request?)

[Chaos Crescent]

'97 thought you were hundred and two.'

"... I don't even remember. I'm ancient, how about that?"

'That works. Just don't die until after you reopen that hole again.'

"Sounds like a plan. Where can I find a good bar?"

'Well this place isn't good per say but the booze and women are.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... I don't even remember. I'm ancient, how about that?"

'That works. Just don't die until after you reopen that hole again.'

"Bah, I've got too much to live for to die now."

[Torrocca]

"Ah... shut up, you."

Cev just laughs.
"Well it's true. So I take it that you're in love?"

Torr stares at him for a moment, then nods slightly. "Only problem is... she's with someone who'll probably end up hurting her soon enough."

[Chaos Crescent]

'That works. Just don't die until after you reopen that hole again.'

"Bah, I've got too much to live for to die now."

Chuckles then nods.

'Yes I suppose you do. Then just throw your back out.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Bah, I've got too much to live for to die now."

Chuckles then nods.

'Yes I suppose you do. Then just throw your back out.'

"Bleh, I can't feel my back anyways. Broke my back once in 1943, never friggin' felt it again."

[Chaos Crescent]

Chuckles then nods.

'Yes I suppose you do. Then just throw your back out.'

"Bleh, I can't feel my back anyways. Broke my back once in 1943, never friggin' felt it again."

'So you are going back to that time then and save your back or I am completely utterly wrong and confused.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Bleh, I can't feel my back anyways. Broke my back once in 1943, never friggin' felt it again."

'So you are going back to that time then and save your back or I am completely utterly wrong and confused.'

"No. I'm staying here. Crysal and her sister are going there to go finish some petty feu-"

Crysal glares at him. "Something, anyways..."

[Fraire]

"Sounds like a plan. Where can I find a good bar?"

'Well this place isn't good per say but the booze and women are.'[/quote]
"Good enough."

[Chaos Crescent]

'So you are going back to that time then and save your back or I am completely utterly wrong and confused.'

"No. I'm staying here. Crysal and her sister are going there to go finish some petty feu-"

Crysal glares at him. "Something, anyways..."

'Ah! Sounds so much like those two.'

"Ah... shut up, you."

Cev just laughs.
"Well it's true. So I take it that you're in love?"

'If you see you're sister tell her she's free from her nightmare with me.'

"Good enough."

Nods then orders a drink for them.

[Fraire]

"Good enough."

Nods then orders a drink for them.[/quote]
Lucifer drinks it all at once.

[Chaos Crescent]

Lucifer drinks it all at once.

'Damn hell.'

Orders another for them and one for self and drinks it slowly.

[Fraire]

Lucifer drinks it all at once.

'Damn hell.'

Orders another for them and one for self and drinks it slowly.

Lucifer pulled a key out his pocket. "Damn it. I wish I had remembered this earlier."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Damn hell.'

Orders another for them and one for self and drinks it slowly.

Lucifer pulled a key out his pocket. "Damn it. I wish I had remembered this earlier."

'Really dude you had your fucking key the whole time.....'

[Fraire]

Lucifer pulled a key out his pocket. "Damn it. I wish I had remembered this earlier."

'Really dude you had your fucking key the whole time.....'

"It's a car key." He pressed the button. Suddenly, there was a terrible crashing noise.

[Chaos Crescent]

'Really dude you had your fucking key the whole time.....'

"It's a car key." He pressed the button. Suddenly, there was a terrible crashing noise.

'Right and the hell was that crashing?'

[Fraire]

"It's a car key." He pressed the button. Suddenly, there was a terrible crashing noise.

'Right and the hell was that crashing?'

"My solid gold Rolls Royce."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Right and the hell was that crashing?'

"My solid gold Rolls Royce."

'Wait solid gold.....no way that can move by normal means. At all by it's self.'

[Fraire]

"My solid gold Rolls Royce."

'Wait solid gold.....no way that can move by normal means. At all by it's self.'

"It's a special car." He walked outside of the bar. The car didn't even have a scratch. "Pretty good for a car that just fell 2,000 feet from a wormhole."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Wait solid gold.....no way that can move by normal means. At all by it's self.'

"It's a special car." He walked outside of the bar. The car didn't even have a scratch. "Pretty good for a car that just fell 2,000 feet from a wormhole."

Gives it look over and nods.

'Yes but it did leave a dent scratch on the ground but eh.'

Sees a body under it a small body that of a kid.

'And a person got killed. Ah well chance didn't favor him/her/them.'

[Fraire]

"It's a special car." He walked outside of the bar. The car didn't even have a scratch. "Pretty good for a car that just fell 2,000 feet from a wormhole."

Gives it look over and nods.

'Yes but it did leave a dent scratch on the ground but eh.'

Sees a body under it a small body that of a kid.

'And a person got killed. Ah well chance didn't favor him/her/them.'

"Well, too bad for them. Gotta go." Lucifer throws a hundred-dollar bill at the person as he stepped into the car. Lucifer put his key into the ignition and the entire car disappeared.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The sky begins swirling rather uncomfortably, and meteors begin crashing. People begin running outside, screaming.

The old Reil hastily sets up the time portal again and people begin jumping in and evacuating while the place is currently being bombed the hell out of. Where are the going, what'll happen next, why is shit getting blown up?

Find out next time, on... The Liquid Wallaby.

(No posts after here on out. Getting the thread archived.)