Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[The Greater Aryan Race]

DOWN WITH THE VEGGIEWAFFEN!

srsly though, I'll still eat bacon.

Need more Bacon?

[The Greater Aryan Race]

A weird experience from Switzerland...

Many of my ex-classmates said I disappeared from where I attended. Uhm, my father wanted me back home in Korea. So, he took me back, and in exchange, sent a copy of the 1971 film "Sikkim," a documentary of Sikkim. It was never received.

And from Pyongyang...

When I was 27, I was sleeping a week before my father groomed me as heir (which by the way, I took office on December 28, 2011), and when I woke up, I saw many a young child. Turns out I fell asleep at a daycare in a government building. I must have been drunk.

Not sure how being Kim Jong-un has anything to do with being a short per- wait nevermind.

[Telsiai]

As I understand it they will taser him and then put him in jail for life these days.

These aren't games we are playing. We fall so that others may stand!

And what's in my sig.

[Licana]

Sword-guy KICKS REASON TO THE CURB and BEHEADS your TANK

Glorious.

[Sorratsin]

It was as if a pregnant woman changed her mind and tried having her aborted fetus.

Mike the Progressive on NS2.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

everyone is the hero of they're own story and no man is a hero to his valet......

he was the hero germany deserved but not the one it needs right now...

Hitler was many things.
Batman was not one of them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

by foreign nationals, I meant foreign nationalists. Not normal, integrated people, but people waving Syrian flags and shouting things in foreign languages.

I'm talking to you in a foreign language... It's called "English"...

[Lubyak]

From #NS_CoPS IRC

<New Freedomstan> taking a geography course in NSworld must be like being a cultist of Cthulhu


<New Freedomstan> that's the oldest excuse in the book! "Oh, I cannot show you my factbook because an ancient horror from beyond the stars ate it!"

[The Greater Aryan Race]

bad idea... now evertime the TEA Party gets into the news, will they have to differentiate or not?

Could work out well.

Tea Party guy: "Take back our country!"
One of us: "Excuse me, are you a pro-Obama or anti-Obama Tea Party guy?"
TPG: "What? There are no pro-Obama Tea Party members!"
OOU: "Really? 'Cause I read on the internet that some Tea Party people were supporting the Pres -"
TPG: "No, there aren't!!!"
OOU: "No, serious, I ..."
TPG: "NOOOOO!!!! Urk ..." *clutches chest*
OOU: *dials 911, reports emergency* "They'll be right here, sir. You're on Medicare, right?"
TPG: *gurgle*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

From #NS_CoPS IRC

<New Freedomstan> taking a geography course in NSworld must be like being a cultist of Cthulhu


<New Freedomstan> that's the oldest excuse in the book! "Oh, I cannot show you my factbook because an ancient horror from beyond the stars ate it!"

The second one is something I've actually used before.

[The Greater Aryan Race]

A superb capitalist nation that knows the true value and sacrifice of having to defend it's freedom against tyranny. The Republic of Korea has to remain ever vigilant and ready to deter and repel any communist aggression from their evil, barbaric, brutish, and primitive northern neighbor.

Buy now for only $49.95.

South Korea's alright. Only things I've really got a problem with are the racism (understandable, everyone's like that over there), militarism (understandable for the next reason), and their psychotic little brother in the attic. Seriously SK, you need to dope slap the little idiot and tell him to start eating right, get a job to get some money flowing in, and quit wasting all his money on buildings and monuments and stuff.

According to Keynesianism building monuments should have lifted the north Korean economy to greatness.

[The Republic of Lanos]

The South was being a bitch and Lincoln asked Grant and Sherman to bitch slap them.

I don't need to know more than that.

[Kirrig]

Not really. The Internets is a very forgiving place. Much easier to start fresh and don't have to worry about the FBI shutting you down for embezzlement and tax fraud.

Corp, I bought out your company.

[Kirrig]

Maybe I was a little hasty...

Corp, I bought out your company.

Twas only a subsidiary. The bulk of my Internets are located on overseas servers in switzerland.

[The Greater Aryan Race]

Funny. Republicans weren't whining about the debt when Bush was doing it.

Because that was good debt. Nice, healthy debt incurred killing ay-rabs and blowing up sand! None of this mucky debt we're getting from Obama trying to improve the healthcare system or helping poor people and Mexicans!

[Lubyak]

From #NS_CoPS IRC

<New Freedomstan> taking a geography course in NSworld must be like being a cultist of Cthulhu


<New Freedomstan> that's the oldest excuse in the book! "Oh, I cannot show you my factbook because an ancient horror from beyond the stars ate it!"

The second one is something I've actually used before.

....Did they buy it?

[Genivaria]

If they want to fuck up their party by leaving and joining the UKIP or something, they should go ahead. The less crazy the process, the better.

Yes, the social conservatives should join the green party or something.

"GAY TREES! BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL!"

[The Greater Aryan Race]

What has America come to? Is this really what George Washington and Thomas Jefferson wanted? Obamacare? Government Motors? Bailouts?

And so I ask my fellow Americans:

What would the Founding Fathers think of America's government today?

Probably something along the lines of "Holy shit, black people and women are not just treated like equals, but are actively involved in leading the country? And there are FIFTY states now? When did THAT happen? I wanna go home!"

And why are we suddenly socialist?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-*wipes tear*-hahahahahahaha.

[Mavorpen]

I love living in America, although I miss the north, too cold up there tho haha. Florida is my fav southern city haha. I think America has issues as do all nations, but i love it.

ಠ_ಠ
Really? Really?
Do we need to go over this?

[Kirrig]

Don't worry, the paramedic event will be next door.

Those paramedics better watch out, because the Olympic Ambulance Chasing event is being held in the same sports precinct. The paramedics could be disqualified in less time than it takes to say "cease and desist".

[Wikkiwallana]

who the hell is a darwinist?

hows about you put up a quote from an avowed atheist darwinist.

Just read the first commandment from The Species of Origin: "And thus shall ye worship Darwin and his prodigious beard; and none other beards shall ye bear before it, for its luster and capacity truly exist without peer."

[The Nuclear Fist]

Nu, I'm an omnisexual. I'll screw anything that moves, and a large portion of things that don't.

Oh god, Herman Cain's on NSG.
Imeanwut.

[Fartsniffage]

Oh god, Herman Cain's on NSG.
Imeanwut.

Boooo.

Self pimping just makes you look like a whore.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Boooo.

Self pimping just makes you look like a whore.

You make it sound like I wasn't one to begin with. Besides, I thought it was funny.

[Genivaria]

I would stain my hands with evil to defeat evil
you on the other hand would let that evil grow

No. I would stifle it through words, thought, intelligence, and arguement. Much like I am doing now.

That is irrelevant. Being a dick, in and of itself, is not against the rules here.

A fact which has kept me here for far longer than anyone here ever expected.