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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:46 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Do any of us actually need to be told who did that?

I do. :(


Well, that's because we don't love you anymore, Wikki.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Izandai
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Founded: May 27, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:48 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:I do. :(


Well, that's because we don't love you anymore, Wikki.

My guess is Hath or A Mean Old Man.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:50 pm

Izandai wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Well, that's because we don't love you anymore, Wikki.

My guess is Hath or A Mean Old Man.

Wrong on both counts.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Esternial
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Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:52 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Izandai wrote:My guess is Hath or A Mean Old Man.

Wrong on both counts.

Probably NEI, he's completely daft.
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Izandai
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Founded: May 27, 2009
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Postby Izandai » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:54 pm

Esternial wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:No new dogs here how sad.

Be glad, for all you know it could be a bitch.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:56 pm

Esternial wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Wrong on both counts.

Probably NEI, he's completely daft.


Of course. It was either you or him.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:58 pm

What i propose is a great alliance from my new empire to your great one and i bow in your presence at all costs. WE should have a great alliance if you allow it and we shall all prosper and than we will become a great empire and yours even greater.


A second TG, from a different person.

I laughed when I read this.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Izandai
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Founded: May 27, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:04 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
What i propose is a great alliance from my new empire to your great one and i bow in your presence at all costs. WE should have a great alliance if you allow it and we shall all prosper and than we will become a great empire and yours even greater.


A second TG, from a different person.

I laughed when I read this.

I might if I could understand it.[/halfjoking]
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Durmatagno
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Founded: Oct 10, 2011
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Postby Durmatagno » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:17 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
What i propose is a great alliance from my new empire to your great one and i bow in your presence at all costs. WE should have a great alliance if you allow it and we shall all prosper and than we will become a great empire and yours even greater.


A second TG, from a different person.

I laughed when I read this.


I find it funny that my empire is getting close to rivaling yours :D, but as I love how funny you are we will treat you with respect at all times.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:18 pm

Durmatagno wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
A second TG, from a different person.

I laughed when I read this.


I find it funny that my empire is getting close to rivaling yours :D, but as I love how funny you are we will treat you with respect at all times.

Oh God.

You just reminded me I STILL haven't calculated my nation's population in Ceaden.

Thanks a lot. >:( :p
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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Soxastan
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9808
Founded: May 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Soxastan » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:42 pm

Discussion about changing Mt. Rushmore
Episarta wrote:Let's slap Andrew Jackson right up there. The Native Americans would love it.

I lol'd when I read that.
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Milks Empire
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Founded: Aug 02, 2008
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:33 am

Wazkyraque wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its actually rather important for one not to confuse the two... if there is any difference. :?

Girl: I like this one guy, he's very Romantic.
Image


Girl: I like this one guy, he's very horny.
Image
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:56 am

This one isn't funny awesome, but DAMN STRAIGHT!!!! awesome.
Natapoc wrote:Mandatory sterilizations for anyone are wrong. Actually: Any forced body modification is wrong.


And now we're back to the lulzy.
Episarta wrote:
Natapoc wrote:Why should they take you at your word for it? The fact is some homosexual males have gotten women pregnant. And some have not paid child support.
Therefore you must not be responsible enough to use your testicles.

But I keep them in a box and only take them out for special occasions and when compant comes over! They are practically new! THey even still have that new testicle smell!


Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:I have three words for that bitch:
GO TO HELL.

DO NOT PASS GO.
DO NOT COLLECT $200.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:23 pm

Zeppy wrote:I still talk about my massive penis size all the time, so nothing has changed.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:26 pm

Fnordgasm 5 wrote:
Zeppy wrote:I still talk like I'm a massive penis size all the time, so nothing has changed.


Fixed for your pleasure.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Napkiraly
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Founded: Aug 02, 2011
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Postby Napkiraly » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:32 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Sarhey wrote:wow gay porn is illegal in the UK

Only if it's likely to deprave and corrupt, which is naturally the best gay porn.

Best thing I've seen all day.
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Genivaria
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Founded: Mar 29, 2011
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Postby Genivaria » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:38 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Girl: I like this one guy, he's very Romantic.
Image


Girl: I like this one guy, he's very horny.
Image

I'd go with the top girl. Less chance of aids.
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Dyakovo
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Postby Dyakovo » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:40 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:

I'd go with the top girl. Less chance of aids. whichever girl would have me.

Fixed
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:45 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I'd go with the top girl. Less chance of aids. whichever girl would have me.

Fixed

Nope, I'm picky.
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Grave_n_idle
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Grave_n_idle » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:48 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Fixed

Nope, I'm picky.


"Picky" suggests you have a choice.

*nods*
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:51 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Nope, I'm picky.


"Picky" suggests you have a choice.

*nods*

I do.
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Imsogone
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Postby Imsogone » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:54 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Grave_n_idle wrote:
"Picky" suggests you have a choice.

*nods*

I do.


In this instance, the choice between having sex and not having sex.
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly" - Morticia Adams.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:55 pm

Imsogone wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I do.


In this instance, the choice between having sex and not having sex.

Yup. :p
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:18 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
Red zephie wrote:who is hammurab

That's like going into a Christian church and saying "Who is this Jesus of Nazareth guy I keep hearing about?"

Kind of.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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San Leggera
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Founded: Dec 15, 2011
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Postby San Leggera » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:59 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Miasto Lodz wrote:It's unfair that 10% of dead presidents owes 90% of mt Rushmore.


OCCUPY MOUNT RUSHMORE.
#JusticeForGat
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