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Australian rePublic
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:24 am

Roasaria wrote:Im playing NationStates
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:11 pm

Australian Republic wrote:
Roasaria wrote:Im playing NationStates


People have mentioned that many times in that thread, including me.




Divitaen wrote:
Republic of Coldwater wrote:Ivanka is his daughter....


I don't blame him. Trump talks about having sex with her all the time. Its easy to get mixed up.

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Ex-Nation

Postby Dyakovo » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:39 pm

BK117B2 wrote:
Cubs Nation wrote:Anyone who thinks abortion should be legal is a murderer. Killing children who can't stand up for themselves. We must protect them, because they can't protect themselves. Don't even try to argue, because if you support abortions, it is the same as supporting a cold blooded murderer.


Argue, hell it sounds fantastic. Now, since we've decided words can mean absolutely anything we want, I need to run waffle her simpering.

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Anollasia
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Postby Anollasia » Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:56 pm

Crysuko wrote:I dislike TET. it's just watching the same 4 or 5 celebrities blather while everyone else is just ignored


I find this true, therefore finding it awesome.

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Eastfield Lodge » Wed Oct 07, 2015 2:53 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Eastfield Lodge wrote:There's talk of getting Hunt removed in an unprecedented manner, although I haven't heard how that would happen.

"Unfortunately there has been an tragedy for the Conservative Party. Jeremy Hunt, the Health Minister, accidentally fell into an industrial vat of custard late last night where he perished. We're still waiting on condolences from political leaders but none have arrived despite it being twelve hours after his custard filled body was found. As to what the Health Minister was doing inside a custard factory late at night, is anyone's guess. Police are still looking for two men caught on CCTV seen around that time who vaguely look like a ferret and a mutated courgette. Updates to follow."
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Postby New confederate ramenia » Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:29 pm

Sun Wukong wrote:
New confederate ramenia wrote:Why?

It's fascionable.


Epic pun
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Postby Ruridova » Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:52 pm

"Ironman mode"? There's a way to play as Tony Stark in Paradox games?

Essentially what I'm saying is that I've never switched Ironman mode on, much less attempted to play a game with it.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:41 am

Ruridova wrote:"Ironman mode"? There's a way to play as Tony Stark in Paradox games?

Essentially what I'm saying is that I've never switched Ironman mode on, much less attempted to play a game with it.

Think you got the wrong thread, Ruri.
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Postby The Alexanderians » Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:41 pm

Liberonscien wrote:
Kelinfort wrote:Chess and Ostro don't fight, though. They disagree, but Chess reinforces Ostro's interpretation of feminism and Ostro respects Chess's craziness because it's real Feminism.

It reminds me of yin yang. Chess's crazy can't exist without Ostro and vice versa.
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Postby Ruridova » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:18 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Ruridova wrote:"Ironman mode"? There's a way to play as Tony Stark in Paradox games?

Essentially what I'm saying is that I've never switched Ironman mode on, much less attempted to play a game with it.

Think you got the wrong thread, Ruri.

Think you've made a slight understatement, Wis.

Could have sworn I was on the Paradox thread, but... oh well.
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Ex-Nation

Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:19 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Of course it does! Now they're going to be trying to out-batshit each other like Trump just entered the Speaker's race.

You're not thinking about this the right way. This is just Boehner's way of shutting up the Tea Party and staying in the Speaker's chair. Look, he probably sat down with McCarthy during the summer recess and said, "Look, Kev, here's what we'll do. I'll announce I'm resigning. You announce for the Speaker's spot ..."

"Oh my God, John, I don't want ..."

"Just listen, okay? After a couple of weeks, once those numb-nuts on the right start pushing idiots like Chaffetz or Scalise forward, you drop out. They'll go nuts and I'll reluctantly agree to stay on, but only if they behave and stop fucking around with Planned Parenthood and shit like that."

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Doughertania
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Doughertania » Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:54 pm

Facepunchian States wrote:He observed his fellow badasses at work, noticing how Amro and the trio of brothers used their rape-y mind sex and murder spider powers to kill things. Was that restraint? Kickass wasn't sure if he liked this concept.
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Jute » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:37 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
I"m the OP for both of the political megathreads now?

TREMBLE BEFORE MY POWER, MORTALS.

Thanks, Fris.

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Anollasia
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:43 pm

Okay, I laughed:

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Tafhan wrote:The Messiah has come!

More like the Messiah has cum!
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mavorpen » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:42 pm

Immoren wrote:I am getting mental image of person coming into chess club with snakes and ladders box, complaining about the fact that people play chess in chess club, instead of snakes and ladders, and go on the should play snakes and ladders.

Within the context of the thread, this is a glorious post.
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:34 pm

Anollasia wrote:Okay, I laughed:

The Serbian Empire wrote:More like the Messiah has cum!

Hey, that's offensive to Christians, Jews (and possibly) Muslims everywhere
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Risottia » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:36 pm

Australian Republic wrote:
Anollasia wrote:Okay, I laughed:


Hey, that's offensive to Christians, Jews (and possibly) Muslims everywhere

Stating that the Messiah respects the first commandment the Bible claims God gave to humans is offensive now. Ooooh...
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Idzequitch » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:52 pm

Australian Republic wrote:
Anollasia wrote:Okay, I laughed:


Hey, that's offensive to Christians, Jews (and possibly) Muslims everywhere

Jokes are sometimes irreverent. It breaks no rules, so I fail to see the problem here.
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Ex-Nation

Postby Shaggai » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:54 pm

Australian Republic wrote:
Anollasia wrote:Okay, I laughed:


Hey, that's offensive to Christians, Jews (and possibly) Muslims everywhere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great#Family_tree
piss

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Frisbeeteria
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Capitalizt

Postby Frisbeeteria » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:31 pm

Shaggai wrote:
Australian Republic wrote:Hey, that's offensive to Christians, Jews (and possibly) Muslims everywhere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great#Family_tree

This is not the thread to argue about stuff like this. Back on topic, please.

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Anollasia
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Postby Anollasia » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:24 pm

Australian Republic wrote:
Anollasia wrote:Okay, I laughed:


Hey, that's offensive to Christians, Jews (and possibly) Muslims everywhere


Well, I'm Muslim and not offended.

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Postby Geilinor » Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:23 pm

TLT is pretending to talk like a communist.
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The definition of neocolonialism is quite clear it is the geopolitical practice of using capitalism, business globalization, and cultural imperialism to influence a country, in lieu of either direct military control. It's pretty telling when you do nothing to actually debate the points i raise. Nor do I think you would be so condescending if you were working in a sweatshop assembly a 5,000 piece phone for 18 hours a day and receiving 90 cents for it


In that case I can't defend the neoliberal hegemonic order of trickle down fascism by socializing the profits of the bourgeois... I do however belief structural advancements from a quasi utilitarian angle will transcend racial and class boundaries, ultimately destroying the corporatist paradigm of economic darwinism and liberating the lumpenproletariat from the alienation of their labor.
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Anollasia
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Postby Anollasia » Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:58 pm

Epic win (post at the top of the What Music Are You Listening To Now? thread):

Cadonica wrote:Lynyrd Skynyrd - I Never Dreamed

The best song posted on this page so far c:
It isn't... but one of their best nonetheless

EDIT: It actually is! HAH :lol:

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Ex-Nation

Postby Wisconsin9 » Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:15 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:
Bearon wrote:
Nah ecchi is for fapping. Hentai is for burning.


So you move your hand that fast, huh?
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Postby Galloism » Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:20 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:Chafee lost, Webb was lost, O'Malley tried not to lose, Hillary told us why we shouldn't let her lose, and Bernie told us why we're losing.

A good start to the priamries!
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