Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **Jute** » Tue May 19, 2015 10:30 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Putin the Bear King wrote:
Unicorns? A horn mutation in an equus species could have happened in the past. Dragons? Lucifer. Star Wars? I am quite fond of it, and The Force is a binding, metaphysical, and ubiquitous power. Sounds like universal perturbations to me.

Quite hilarious in context.

Someone defending the existence of unicorns?

Anyway, from the Civil War thread:

Benuty wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:As do I.

Except this time the union will fall thanks to the secession attempt by the Free States of America. Universal healthcare here we come.

by **Prussia-Steinbach** » Tue May 19, 2015 4:23 pm

Natapoc wrote:Does anyone else notice that the only people who are defining feminism as anything other than equality are people who are opposed to feminism?

If you wanted to know what evolution was, would you ask a creationist? Or would you ask someone who works in the field of evolutionary science?

by **The Great Warrior Rivers** » Tue May 19, 2015 9:24 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Natapoc wrote:Does anyone else notice that the only people who are defining feminism as anything other than equality are people who are opposed to feminism?

If you wanted to know what evolution was, would you ask a creationist? Or would you ask someone who works in the field of evolutionary science?

Meh. I think this quote misses the point that there are self-proclaimed feminists that aren't actually feminists that create confusion. I don't think there are any people like that when it comes to evolution, or else people would accidentally switch religion and science. A scary thought. :lol2:

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Wed May 20, 2015 9:05 am

Galloism wrote:
Zurkerx wrote:
So the Democrats are Nazis? I didn't realize they were trying to established the Fourth Reich? Heil Obama!

Nazis hated black people.

Obama is therefore self-loathing. He'll rule from a concentration camp.

by **Anollasia** » Wed May 20, 2015 12:53 pm

Stomalia wrote:
United facist States of America wrote:I speak 3 languages fluently. German which is my native language, Swedish which is my Second Language Since I live in Sweden and English which is my third Language. I am currently learning Japanese, Spanish and French.

Are you trying to learn Japanese, Spanish, and French at the same time?

You said "I am currently learning Japanese, Spanish and French." I would say it "I am currently learning Japanese, Spanish, and French." Because:

by **The Princes of the Universe** » Wed May 20, 2015 2:57 pm

On Wulfenia's hypocrisy:

Dyakovo wrote:
Laerod wrote:How utterly ironic that you threw a hissy fit about the term "hick" then.

Well, you see, "hick" could be used to describe her (thus it's a horrible, horrible word that should never be used), whereas "nigger" is only used to describe niggers.
*nods*

by **Prussia-Steinbach** » Wed May 20, 2015 6:14 pm

Merizoc wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Take it as a metaphorical anti-statist slogan, not meant literally. Like "eat the rich." Yeah. That makes sense.

Oops.

Tell no one.

by **Rhinumehr** » Wed May 20, 2015 6:51 pm

OK, here's my one ego boost post:

Everything in this thread I started: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=338697

by **The States of Balloon** » Thu May 21, 2015 4:20 am

Rhinumehr wrote:OK, here's my one ego boost post:

Everything in this thread I started: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=338697

I saw that, it was amazing.

Dat option 5 tho.

by **Rhinumehr** » Thu May 21, 2015 6:25 am

The States of Balloon wrote:
Rhinumehr wrote:OK, here's my one ego boost post:

Everything in this thread I started: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopi ... 0&t=338697

I saw that, it was amazing.

Dat option 5 tho.

IKR. Did anyone get the Archer reference, or did people just vote for it cuz it's funny?

by **The States of Balloon** » Thu May 21, 2015 6:39 am

Rhinumehr wrote:
The States of Balloon wrote:I saw that, it was amazing.

Dat option 5 tho.

IKR. Did anyone get the Archer reference, or did people just vote for it cuz it's funny?

Probably just because it's funny.

by **The Grey Wolf** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:08 am

G-Tech Corporation wrote:You pick up the spaghetti with the fork, and place it atop the spoon, utensils at perpendicular angles to eachother. Then one twirls the fork atop the spoon, essentially spooling up the sphaghetti, then consumes. Apparently, the non-barbarous way to eat noodles.

^ Context

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
That's weird.

I eat spaghetti with only a spoon.

You're a horrible man who deserves the inevitable divine retribution which shall be delivered unto you.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:14 am

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You're a horrible man who deserves the inevitable divine retribution which shall be delivered unto you.

You speak as though your threats made me afraid.

With this sauce stained spoon, I challenge God.

by **Jute** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:17 pm

NAIKOLIE wrote:Honestly, ebrace Violet. Her tenticles embace our souls and her strength engulfs our minds. Her suction cups create humanity, MAY HER SLIME COVER OUR BODIES!!! *snip*

Mod edit: remove smiley spam ... really, not that awesome.

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:40 pm

Damn you, person who made this nation solely to make this joke.

The Most High God wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
You speak as though your threats made me afraid.

With this sauce stained spoon, I challenge God.

Eat your medamned pasta right, bitch.

by **Aksun** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:49 am

Edit: Already posted.

by **Old Tyrannia** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:50 am

Aksun wrote:
postby NAIKOLIE » Thu May 21, 2015 10:42 am
Honestly, ebrace Violet. Her tenticles embace our souls and her strength engulfs our minds. Her suction cups create humanity, MAY HER SLIME COVER OUR BODIES!!! *snip*

Jute wrote:
NAIKOLIE wrote:Honestly, ebrace Violet. Her tenticles embace our souls and her strength engulfs our minds. Her suction cups create humanity, MAY HER SLIME COVER OUR BODIES!!! *snip*

Mod edit: remove smiley spam ... really, not that awesome.

I would edit your post if I were you.

by **Aksun** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:56 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Aksun wrote:

Jute wrote:
Mod edit: remove smiley spam ... really, not that awesome.

I would edit your post if I were you.

Thanks.

by **Jute** » Fri May 22, 2015 7:09 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Aksun wrote:

Jute wrote:
Mod edit: remove smiley spam ... really, not that awesome.

I would edit your post if I were you.

I found it funny... and not because of the smileys.

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Fri May 22, 2015 1:37 pm

You guys gotta believe me. IT WASN'T ME!

Alleniana wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:That wasn't me.

poo

Rupudska wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:IT WASN'T ME.

poo

Lavan Tiri wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Why do you think it was me?

POO

Rupudska wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:IT WASN'T ME.

POO

Note that last one is different from the second one.

by **The Grey Wolf** » Fri May 22, 2015 1:47 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:You guys gotta believe me. IT WASN'T ME!

Alleniana wrote:poo

Rupudska wrote:poo

Lavan Tiri wrote:POO

Rupudska wrote:
POO

Poo.

About me · by **Luziyca** » Sun May 24, 2015 7:12 am

Tsaraine wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Well, I have a lot of skeletons in there. Is that good?

Yes, it's important to have spares, so you can swap out when/if your bones suffer spontaneous osteoliquefaction and drip out of the pores in your skin. Spontaneous osteoliquefaction is the leading cause of death among internet commenters, followed by Sudden Trollsplosion Syndrome, RSP/IP, and OD'ing on red pills.

by **DesAnges** » Mon May 25, 2015 5:54 am

Luziyca wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nah, not summers mean good days At the beach, though it appears hipsters are taking over my favorite beach,

They're going there before it's hot.

by **Farnhamia** » Mon May 25, 2015 6:10 am

In the "what race do I check?" thread:

Ifreann wrote:"Sir, we have a problem. It seems our organisation is getting a reputation for only hiring white people"
"Now I know that's not right, I see people who aren't white here every day. Do HR have numbers on the races of our employees?"
"That's actually the problem I wanted to talk about, sir. I was just on the phone with HR. According to their numbers only 4% of our employees are white."
"What?"
"We also have significant numbers of Martians, three Neanderthals, and several sporting events."
"Sporting events?"
"NASCAR, 100 metre hurdles, Grand National."
"Okay, new hiring policy. No fucking smart asses."

by **Dakini** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:34 pm

From the "What if the Empire supported the Confederacy?" thread:

Sun Wukong wrote:Impossible. Everyone knows the Empire is opposed to rebel scum.

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