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by Killdash » Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:49 am
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:02 pm
Galloism wrote:Ripoll wrote:
Irrational fear? Terrorism is a thing y'know, and it would've happened on wallstreet, the pentagon, the new york stock exchange, the empire state building, and various other important Government and financial institutions hadn't it been for technologically advanced Government agencies.
Terrorism is a real threat, and the way we're preventing it is entirely constitutional and doesn't directly infringe on anyones ability to go through their day to day motions.
Sorry, your "freedom" to not have your porn history listed in a mega database that no one will probably ever read and are not authorized to release are not more significant than a possible attack on the New York stock exchange or any of the buildings and institutions I mentioned above.
Hello, I'm the boogeyman, from Boogeyman, Inc.
I'm here to justify literally any trampling of any freedom you desire, by simply stating a possible, if irrationally slim, outcome from failing to trample on that freedom.
I charge $50 per hour.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
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by Geilinor » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:57 pm
Cyrisnia wrote:May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Great Leader please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Great Leader please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a true great leader before
Jaws all on the floor like Obama and No-Wank Cameron just burst in the door
And started whooping Merkel's ass worse than before
They first were divorced, (aww yeah commie east REPRESENT) throwing her over the wall (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Ol-Bama said... nothing, you idiots!
Obama is dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Kim Jong-Un!
[*vocal turntable: commie commie commie*]
[*vocal turntable: juche juche juche*]
[Obama enters stage, Hillary on opposite side]
"Kimmy-Jong-Un, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
[KIM]
Yeah, I ain't got no loose-capitalist pig-dog screws in my head!
But no worse, than what's going on in 'Bamas' bed (MICHELLE: Yeah! Plumb me!)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Rob Ford to hump a dead moose
Smoke some crack, let himself loose!
[ROB FORD ON MOOSE]
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[KIM]
And if he's lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that y'all cappy pig-dogs deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is!
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade (Whaaaaat?)
They got that Discovery Channel Propaganda, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
[CUT TO: NORTH KOREAN FAMINE, KIM WALKS ALONG, CONTINUING TO RAP]
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Fuck y'all religion, state athiesm!_
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your itchy and probably radioactive pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus – Kim (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm the Great Leader, yes I'm the real Leader
All you other Great Leaders are just imitating
Got Merkel in Drag, Putin and Obama are wack, and do I even need to talk about Cameron?
So won't the real Great Leader please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[KIM]
Obama don't gotta cuss in his address to sell Obamacare;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Granny Bohener?
Half of you Capitalists can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Kim, what if you invaded the South, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Mededev?
Yo Shit, Tito's Ghost better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Stalin and Trotsky
And hear 'em argue over who gave Lenin head first
Little bitches, put me on blast on the only North Korean TV Channel
"Yes, he's cute, but I think he's married to the people, like any esteemed great Totally-Communist-Ruler-and-not-abusing-his-power-for-personal-gains, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on Walkman
And show the whole world how you gave real badass visit [CUT TO SOLDIERS CRYING NEXT TO KIM]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy Capitalists, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[KIM]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your barnhouse living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it (All 15 of them, as according to North Korean Anatomy, dated 1956, with alot of stains and someone drew a penis on the cover)
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you "Great Leaders" out can!
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Squirrels and Crickets
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Tito's Ghost
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of North Korean made Viagra (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc) ain't working
And every single person is a Great Leader fan, lurkin
He could be working in the Army, spitting on your Capitalist Ideas
[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot of the White House, circling
Screaming "You gon get it!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Great Leader please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be in our mind-control and outta Capitalist ideals
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Communist in all of us
Fuck it, let's all invAAAAAAAAAADE SOUTH KOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Cyrisnia » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:12 pm
Geilinor wrote:This is a work of creative genius.Cyrisnia wrote:May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Great Leader please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Great Leader please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a true great leader before
Jaws all on the floor like Obama and No-Wank Cameron just burst in the door
And started whooping Merkel's ass worse than before
They first were divorced, (aww yeah commie east REPRESENT) throwing her over the wall (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Ol-Bama said... nothing, you idiots!
Obama is dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Kim Jong-Un!
[*vocal turntable: commie commie commie*]
[*vocal turntable: juche juche juche*]
[Obama enters stage, Hillary on opposite side]
"Kimmy-Jong-Un, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
[KIM]
Yeah, I ain't got no loose-capitalist pig-dog screws in my head!
But no worse, than what's going on in 'Bamas' bed (MICHELLE: Yeah! Plumb me!)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Rob Ford to hump a dead moose
Smoke some crack, let himself loose!
[ROB FORD ON MOOSE]
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[KIM]
And if he's lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that y'all cappy pig-dogs deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is!
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade (Whaaaaat?)
They got that Discovery Channel Propaganda, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
[CUT TO: NORTH KOREAN FAMINE, KIM WALKS ALONG, CONTINUING TO RAP]
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Fuck y'all religion, state athiesm!_
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your itchy and probably radioactive pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus – Kim (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm the Great Leader, yes I'm the real Leader
All you other Great Leaders are just imitating
Got Merkel in Drag, Putin and Obama are wack, and do I even need to talk about Cameron?
So won't the real Great Leader please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[KIM]
Obama don't gotta cuss in his address to sell Obamacare;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Granny Bohener?
Half of you Capitalists can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Kim, what if you invaded the South, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Mededev?
Yo Shit, Tito's Ghost better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Stalin and Trotsky
And hear 'em argue over who gave Lenin head first
Little bitches, put me on blast on the only North Korean TV Channel
"Yes, he's cute, but I think he's married to the people, like any esteemed great Totally-Communist-Ruler-and-not-abusing-his-power-for-personal-gains, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on Walkman
And show the whole world how you gave real badass visit [CUT TO SOLDIERS CRYING NEXT TO KIM]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy Capitalists, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[KIM]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your barnhouse living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it (All 15 of them, as according to North Korean Anatomy, dated 1956, with alot of stains and someone drew a penis on the cover)
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you "Great Leaders" out can!
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Squirrels and Crickets
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Tito's Ghost
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of North Korean made Viagra (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc) ain't working
And every single person is a Great Leader fan, lurkin
He could be working in the Army, spitting on your Capitalist Ideas
[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot of the White House, circling
Screaming "You gon get it!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Great Leader please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be in our mind-control and outta Capitalist ideals
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Communist in all of us
Fuck it, let's all invAAAAAAAAAADE SOUTH KOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Ruridova » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:42 pm
Geilinor wrote:This is a work of creative genius.Cyrisnia wrote:May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Great Leader please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Great Leader please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a true great leader before
Jaws all on the floor like Obama and No-Wank Cameron just burst in the door
And started whooping Merkel's ass worse than before
They first were divorced, (aww yeah commie east REPRESENT) throwing her over the wall (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Ol-Bama said... nothing, you idiots!
Obama is dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Kim Jong-Un!
[*vocal turntable: commie commie commie*]
[*vocal turntable: juche juche juche*]
[Obama enters stage, Hillary on opposite side]
"Kimmy-Jong-Un, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
[KIM]
Yeah, I ain't got no loose-capitalist pig-dog screws in my head!
But no worse, than what's going on in 'Bamas' bed (MICHELLE: Yeah! Plumb me!)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Rob Ford to hump a dead moose
Smoke some crack, let himself loose!
[ROB FORD ON MOOSE]
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[KIM]
And if he's lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that y'all cappy pig-dogs deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is!
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade (Whaaaaat?)
They got that Discovery Channel Propaganda, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
[CUT TO: NORTH KOREAN FAMINE, KIM WALKS ALONG, CONTINUING TO RAP]
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Fuck y'all religion, state athiesm!_
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your itchy and probably radioactive pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus – Kim (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm the Great Leader, yes I'm the real Leader
All you other Great Leaders are just imitating
Got Merkel in Drag, Putin and Obama are wack, and do I even need to talk about Cameron?
So won't the real Great Leader please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[KIM]
Obama don't gotta cuss in his address to sell Obamacare;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Granny Bohener?
Half of you Capitalists can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Kim, what if you invaded the South, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Mededev?
Yo Shit, Tito's Ghost better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Stalin and Trotsky
And hear 'em argue over who gave Lenin head first
Little bitches, put me on blast on the only North Korean TV Channel
"Yes, he's cute, but I think he's married to the people, like any esteemed great Totally-Communist-Ruler-and-not-abusing-his-power-for-personal-gains, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on Walkman
And show the whole world how you gave real badass visit [CUT TO SOLDIERS CRYING NEXT TO KIM]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy Capitalists, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[KIM]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your barnhouse living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it (All 15 of them, as according to North Korean Anatomy, dated 1956, with alot of stains and someone drew a penis on the cover)
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you "Great Leaders" out can!
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Squirrels and Crickets
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Tito's Ghost
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of North Korean made Viagra (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc) ain't working
And every single person is a Great Leader fan, lurkin
He could be working in the Army, spitting on your Capitalist Ideas
[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot of the White House, circling
Screaming "You gon get it!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Great Leader please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be in our mind-control and outta Capitalist ideals
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Communist in all of us
Fuck it, let's all invAAAAAAAAAADE SOUTH KOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Senyosu » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:08 pm
by The Jonathanian States » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:41 am
Ainin wrote:Socialist Tera wrote:This is just an alternative timeline idea, it's just some fun what if the USSR won the cold war? In the POD, Reagan's policies hinder the USA and leads to an economic collapse of the US. California, Hawaii, the CSA and Texas succeed from the US, North Korea unites with South Korea, East Germany unites with West Germany. The only capitalist bastions left in the world is in Great Britain, Afghanistan, India, Japan and Ireland. Japan and Great Britain have severe embargoes put against them.
What would you life be like in post cold war if USSR won?
I would already graduated from University and I would be a secondary school teacher, teaching kids Marxist-Leninism.
What if Mussolini went to London during WWII and personally machine-gunned the Houses of Parliament, then proclaimed himself Viceroy of Ontario and invaded Alaska?
Because honestly, that's more realistic than your nonsensical alternative timeline.
by Cyrisnia » Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:16 pm
Lingang wrote:Nuwe Suid Afrika wrote:tl;dr skimmed and scanned.
So if I'm correct, 1000 people were selected, and out of these 1000 people, they found 1 person that was genetically better than the rest and they happened to be Puetro Rican?
It could've just as easily been Asian, European, or even American.
The OP just sounds like "Please notice my country!".
Notice me Señor!
by Frisbeeteria » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:40 pm
by MERIZoC » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:53 pm
Soselo wrote:I am insulted by prostitution.
Women ought to have sex with me because they want to for free.
by Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:03 pm
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.
by Tmutarakhan » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:56 am
Herskerstad wrote: » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:18 am
Alright, some basic cognitive failure going on here.
Most of the time and topics that relate to furries are generally seen as silly little things. Often not worthy of a great deal of attention. Sure, there are shots made and people voice their displeasure. I do such all the time and I fully expect people to return the favor over things I like. However, look at the context of the thread. A Chlorine gas attack at a convention. A fucking chlorine gas attack, and you have people running around here complaining about the methods, the healthiness of the subgroup, taking shots at them during this freaking time? I really have to question how hard heads must have dropped to the pavement sometimes to come out with some of the regurgitated attempts of 'humor' that I see spawned on certain threads. And you know what, if you are bothered by the furry subculture? There is nothing stopping you making a thread about that where you can engage those sympathetic or not so towards it. Just do not be a troll in doing such. It's not hard. Just don't drag that stuff into this thread where the primary focus is the pretty gruesome attempt to kill others and which should be the one damn place that those who consider themselves furries, can click onto a thread, and not see their subgroup bashed in some vividly despicable matters.
I am no furry, i have furry friends, I don't like the furry subculture, I don't like 99% of the time furry art. I am not above taking shots at their group. None of that shit however should be applicable to this thread. You just don't go attacking the Yazidi culture when ISIS is kicking down their doors, killing their men, raping their women and enslaving their kids. You don't try to make humor about stereotypical Jewish appearances when a synagogue is attacked. Even animals know better than to shit where they eat, but nope. For some people here, ages of evolution and basic civilization seems completely wasted. It is bad enough if your first intake of this news is 'this is funny', but it is a whole different issue if you voice that, try to make light of it as it is one thing to poke fun at a group, it is an entirely different thing to make light at a physical and malicious attack on said group which has absolutely no connection to any kind of violent malice within their ranks and thus would never in a million years deserve this. I am sorry, I recognize that for the most part mind-boggling stupidity is the key culprit for some of the offenders rather than a malicious nature, but I'd expect better of neanderthals and I am not mincing words when I say that, I mean it in it's most literal sense. The only hope I have is that said individuals will withdraw and think on their actions and conclude that they were acting in a mildly put it unacceptable manner, and change for the better. A hope, which sad as it is, I don't put a lot of stock in.
I am utterly disgusted. And to the furies, sorry, but you probably expected this to go to hell in a hand-basket which is a perspective I can relate to. Just know that at least a couple of people outside your little group are not like the vile little cretins which the internet fosters all too dearly.
by Benuty » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:33 pm
Merizoc wrote:Gauthier wrote:
Everyone who voted Democrat finds their chimneys closed down.
You better go vote
At least you should try
Unless you're not supporting the Governor guy
Chris Christie is coming to town.
He worked with Obama
But he's no Democrat
He's crushing the libs with his Republican fat
Chris Christie is coming to town.
He sees that you've been driving
He'd like for you to stop
And if you think small crates are bad, you should go and suck a…..lollypop
O! You better go vote
At least you should try
Unless you're not supporting the Governor guy
Chris Christie is coming to town.
Chris Christie is coming to town.
by Geilinor » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:08 pm
Mediniaa wrote:Oh deer, what a situation to have in the bathroom.
Just trying to do it with a deer and this happens.
Let men have sexual relations with deer in private.
CROSS SPECIES COUPLES HAVE RIGHTS TOO
by Yumyumsuppertime » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:09 pm
Blackledge wrote:Merizoc wrote:Mmm. Sure he did.
I bet you believe this didn't happen too:
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
by Romic » Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:18 am
Gauthier wrote:
"FOXNews Flash: Homeland Security has taken in an Irish Muslim convert planning to bomb major United States targets, and may be connected to an online jihadi website only known as NSG."
by Gawddamntinople » Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:50 pm
PurpleDinosaur wrote:Greater Weselton wrote:I am the lifeblood of this thread.
Dude, you're not the lifeblood of this thread. You're the sinking feeling of scopolamine rushing through your body from an anesthesiologist's IV needle, slowly converting your body from living flesh into a sewing dummy for surgeons to experiment on. You're an obsession on top of a mania wrapped in a compulsion predicated by a fetish.
Put it this way. Your Frozen obsession creeps ME out, and I've had more experience creeping people out than any Disney creation.
Greater Weselton wrote:You appear to have an unusual Barney obsession.
by Anollasia » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:57 pm
Aenglaland wrote:Around 6 years ago, a man wanted to marry his house. After some discussion, it was decided the man could actually marry his own house, or as such man called it, "his big lovely wife". Recently, another case involving the same man came to public when it was found out that he blew up his house and made it look like an accident so he could get the money from insurance.
The man was arrested and faced trial, not for fraud, but for "blowing up his big lovely wife".
by Geilinor » Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:07 pm
by Esternial » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:37 pm
Chumway I wrote:To the Person who insulted me. Say that to my face and see what happens. My dad runs this site and he is a navy seal sniper, don't mess with me.
by Lysset » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:37 am
Reploid Productions wrote:Chumway I wrote:My dad runs this site and he is a navy seal sniper, don't mess with me.
1) Site owner Max Barry is an Australian, and is not nor ever has been in the military.
2) You are not in Australia.
3) Pretty sure you're a guy. Max Barry does not have a son.
4) Max Barry does not have any children old enough to be posting on Nationstates.
5) You have racked up an awful lot of rule violations in a relatively short span of time. You have no room to be making threats, no matter how laughably baseless they actually are.
by The united states of Saints » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:58 am
Imperium Sidhicum wrote:Form an Imperium of Mankind with myself as the God-Emperor, and pour the world's resources into fusion power and space colonization research. Human genetic enhancement and cyber-augmentation would also be on my priority list, would use criminals and political dissidents as test subjects.
I'd also make life miserable for liberals and other good-for-nothing long-haired pot-smoking tree-hugging queer-loving bleeding-heart commie scum. Mostly just because I could. It would ensure that there is always some unrest and rebellion for my armies to keep their skills sharp on, and to distract the common rabble with so they don't get ideas of turning on me.
I would also "volunteer" a few hundred porn stars and other attractive females for my personal harem (and obviously for the harems of my closest associates, should they desire any). Surely some may ask why I, the God-Emperor, would prefer porn stars over virgins, but you all know how it is - it's more fun with experienced women, and they are less likely to mind being "volunteered" as well. Still others would ask why I'd want to have such a harem to begin with. Know then, that a God-Emperor must be the first in everything, including virility.
People who know me would probably express concern over my treatment of sexual (and any other kind of) minorities. They need not worry themselves - I would make me a special personal guard unit called BearFAG (for Frontal Assault Guard), composed exclusively of masculine, well-hung homosexuals. Preferably Black, so nobody can complain about racial discrimination in the military, and, well, because they do tend to have bigger junk than average. Just thinking of what they can do to their prisoners would dissuade most would-be dissidents. And if that doesn't help, there's always the option of imposing death through rape by Imperial Honour Guard stallions as the official penalty for treason.
Obviously, my people would need to be entertained and distracted somehow, so I'd have to organize some form of "bread and circuses" for the rabble. Reintroducing gladiatorial spectacles, as some here have suggested, sounds like a fun idea - whiny liberals who would protest it as barbaric having the honour of becoming the first contestants. Creative forms of public execution would probably also be a hit - say, fraudsters and swindlers being drowned in molten gold, paedophiles being violated to death by the aforementioned Imperial Honour Guard stallions, or Christians mauled by lions... wait, nevermind the latter, already been tried. For those into less violent forms of entertainment, there would be monthly heavy metal gigs with free booze, drugs and whores for everyone in the world's big cities. I wouldn't go as far as banning other types of music, but rap and pop performers would have to stage their concerts at their own expense, no state funding there.
Understandably, dissent would be a problem at first, especially in the Western world whose worthless lazy fat slobs of people seem to think they're so special and entitled to everything. That is going to change under my rule, however. They will learn their proper place and remember that their "God-given" rights are whatever I say they are - that I am called the God-Emperor for a reason, so they might as well pray to me, and that anyone who has a problem with that is going to be paid a visit by lads of the BearFAG before facing the stallions in the arena. For added incentive, I could have their sons "volunteered" in the army as practice targets and their wives and daughters taken as concubines for my henchmen (not for myself - I'm smart enough to stay away from vengeful family members of executed dissidents). If they are pretty, of course - if not, might as well toss them in the arena or use them for target practice too). And have their younger children sold in slavery to paedophiles - despite my personal aversion to paedophilia, a paedophile can only be a paedophile if he has children to molest, and without paedophiles who molest children, my arenas would soon run short of paedophiles to torture and humiliate for public amusement. And kill their dog, if they have one. Not the cat, I like cats too much... In any case, if that wouldn't be a deterrent, I don't know what would.
Just as another precaution against assassination, I'd rig every major city with high-yield nuclear warheads synced to my pulse and brain activity - should I suddenly die, much of the world would be reduced to plate glass, so Mankind would have to put up with my reign at least until I die of old age (though hopefully my scientists would resolve that issue before it happens).
Sounds like Earth under my rule would be a pretty rough place to live in, doesn't it. Well, don't you worry - earn a place among my henchmen, and you will have free rein to exploit all those who didn't. Palace-sized villas on tropical islands, luxury yachts, fast cars, horny beauties to serve your every neeed, and all the money you can spend - guaranteed as long as you stay on good terms with me. I'll even let you do some charity to the common rabble for the good publicity if you really want to.
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So, who will support my bid to become the Earth's official evil overlord?
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