Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Yumyumsuppertime]

I can't help but notice that you put ellipsis in the place where I clearly and specifically stated that this was not a threat against him.

Which I addressed later in the comment, and gave my reason for such. It's like putting "no offense", then going on to state something offensive. No matter how it is interpreted, what you said is very threatening. This is coming from a guy who got a 7 day ban for threats (granted, in conjunction with major threadjacking) for saying that, in a hypothetical scenario in which a proletarian revolution was taking place, I would be willing to kill another poster if he fought against it. I don't think it would have been any different had I said "I won't kill you myself, but I would be very happy to learn that Political Commissar such-and-such had carried out the deed".

You know, I typed out a response to this, but speaking of threadjacks, I don't want to be involved in one. Please feel free to enjoy your opinion, and to dismiss my disclaimer despite how obvious and blatant it was.

[United Marxist Nations]

Which I addressed later in the comment, and gave my reason for such. It's like putting "no offense", then going on to state something offensive. No matter how it is interpreted, what you said is very threatening. This is coming from a guy who got a 7 day ban for threats (granted, in conjunction with major threadjacking) for saying that, in a hypothetical scenario in which a proletarian revolution was taking place, I would be willing to kill another poster if he fought against it. I don't think it would have been any different had I said "I won't kill you myself, but I would be very happy to learn that Political Commissar such-and-such had carried out the deed".

You know, I typed out a response to this, but speaking of threadjacks, I don't want to be involved in one. Please feel free to enjoy your opinion, and to dismiss my disclaimer despite how obvious and blatant it was.

Like I said, it's like saying "I don't mean this to be offensive, but Jews are really greedy". Just because you prefix it by saying that it isn't something doesn't mean that it isn't. In any context, sincerely wishing that level of injury is a threat.

Perhaps we could open a discussion thread in moderation? This isn't the place for this.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

--Redacted--

[Yumyumsuppertime]

You know, I typed out a response to this, but speaking of threadjacks, I don't want to be involved in one. Please feel free to enjoy your opinion, and to dismiss my disclaimer despite how obvious and blatant it was.

Like I said, it's like saying "I don't mean this to be offensive, but Jews are really greedy". Just because you prefix it by saying that it isn't something doesn't mean that it isn't. In any context, sincerely wishing that level of injury is a threat.

Perhaps we could open a discussion thread in moderation? This isn't the place for this.

Feel free to do so. I may or may not decide to participate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Orphanpunk; fiction set in a world where technology runs on orphans instead of fossil fuels.

People must fuck a lot in this world for some reason, because the implications are really really shitty.

[The Grey Wolf]

On the "How do you differentiate between Europeans" thread.

The same way I differentiate between all people:
A) Would have sex with.
B) Would not have sex with.

[NERVUN]

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Nationstates dream.

I have a dream that one day the World assembly will be called the united nations and the security council will never have to issue another liberation

I have a dream that one day on the plain forums of nationstates Communists and Libertarians will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the most ardent feminnazi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, hand in hand with a misogynist MRA , will be the catalyst by which the forums will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that the four little genders will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their naughty bits but by the content of their character.

This amused me greatly.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

We've been found out! We, Muslims and Christians, have been engaged in a secret pact to enrage the unenlightened masses for generations now. Where it was, first, the role of Christianity it now is the time for Islam to set the world aflame! Mwahahaha *cough* haha haha. Its all a ruse, you see. Our game of peace and prosperity, medicinal advancement and scientific revolution was all a gaff! Really we all just want to act the biggest dicks we can so that you lot can work up your hardon for ignorance without viagra! Its a trick! You've all fallen for it. Soon will come the end times and you religious "skeptics" will rue the day you didnt convert out of fear! Rue rue rue! If you do not, it will be your doom doom doom!

/this message has been brought to you by conspiracies for conspiricist nutbag anonymous. Take it with a grain of salt but dont chase that grain with the flouridated water. Lest your mind be controlled and the Islamo-Christian Nord Alliance win! Also, police State. You've been warned.

This has amused me.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Yes, I am such a hypocrite I understand some macroeconomic principles better than you. Definitely that says a lot about my character.

Congratulations, when can I send your contributions to the Nobel Society so they can nominate you for a Nobel Prize in Economics?

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[Margno]

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To: PRIME MINISTER AQIL ABU BAKR
Encryption Level: Green

Greetings, ☑FELLOW NATIONAL RULER / ☐YOU SICKENING DEGENERATE!

The Galactic Empire hereby ☑CONGRATULATES / ☐CONDEMNS The Democratic Republic of Bakhara for their ☑COMMENDABLE ACT / ☐HORRENDOUS ATROCITY in putting forth the following legislation:

#172542 -- LEGALIZATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY

First off, let me once again ☑CONGRATULATE / ☐SWEAR VIGOROUSLY AT you for your ☑INNOVATION / ☐UNSCRUPULOUS BARBARISM with regards to the ☑BILL YOU PROPOSED / ☐ATROCITY YOU COMMITTED.

☑YOUR APPLICATION IS PENDING / ☐I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Watch your ☑GALACTIC MESSAGE STORAGE SUITE / ☐BACK because ☑WE WILL EVALUATE YOUR LEGISLATION AND GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU / ☐YOU PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG MAN.

I look forward to ☑WORKING WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE / ☐PUMMELING YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS.

☑SINCERELY / ☐UP yours,

DÛRGA YUVONVUNTINVAAK
XEKLIVIAN
HIGH LORD OF DIPLOMACY

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

This made me chuckle.

... may God's only son, Jesus, come down and teabag the guy who made that decision with his mighty thunder balls of doom.

[Dakran]

Please, please, please be a troll. Honestly though, you seem to have the intellect of a squirrel.

Funny to anyone else but me?

[Damanucus]

Okay, this is going to be a little old (I think I saw it here last year), but it's back, and still as funny:

Once again, as the threat of zombie apocalypse looms overhead, it is time for like-minded nations to band together and take a stand against the forces of darkness. Only by working with one another can we triumph over those that would see us trodden into the dirt, forgotten by history. So where do we take this momentous stand? Where better than in My Pants!

Last year My Pants welcomed all those looking for shelter, and thanks to the valiant efforts of those present, we were able to keep the infection from spreading into My Pants. We would like to do the same again this year and have an open-door policy for My Pants, but to do so we need your help!

Sadly, not all of us that stood shoulder to shoulder have made it through the turbulent year that followed, so we are now looking for nations to come into our region and help keep My Pants a place of warmth, shelter and safety during the rough times ahead.

After all, when your grandchildren ask you about your role in the great zombie apocalypse of 2014, you will want to be able to look them in the eye and proudly say;

"I stood there boldly in My Pants and fought them to the last!"

[The Grey Wolf]

Statistics don't support rape culture?

Great.

We should still teach our men to be less obsessed with boobs. There's definitely an issue with that.

"And remember Billy, being sexually attracted to the female body IS A SIN, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR IT!"

*hits with ruler*

"WHEN YOU GET AN ERECTION, YOU MAKE JESUS CRY!"

*hits with ruler*

[Grenartia]

There are way better places to find someone than here.

You have all sorts of gadgets these days. Use your Tinder, or Grindr, or Fuckr or Suckr or Lickr or whatever the fuck else you got.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Except when we want illegal fireworks. Then the inbred traitors are tolerable.

"Good explosives vendor! I shall begin ignoring your inbred physical disorders and the dark scent of death which clings to you, and you shall commence in helping me violate state law."

[Cyrisnia]

Vladimir Putin is an admirable politician, he doesn't take shit from the Western bullies and wishes to steer away from the US dollar in regards to oil. Which is amazing.

If you take up arms against him, I will help defend him.

Forwarding your IP to the NSA.

[Dyakovo]

But of course a chimpanzee fetus will be given personhood if a chimpanzee wants to get an abortion. *nod nod*

the unwed motherhood rate of young chimp's is through the roof, and every chimp deserves a fresh start

[Wisconsin9]

MASS EFFECT: THE RETURN OF THE JEWS AND WHY CREATIONISM IS GOOD

Once upon a time, everyone was sitting in bed with MtFShep, including Pat Robertson.
Then the door opened.
It was Soverign.
Soverign opened up his mouth and spit out Ken Ham.
"YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY." Said Ken.
"Except you, Babybuns." Said Ken, gently caressing Pat Robertson's manly, religious chest.

Ken stood before the assorted group of godless heathens (minus Babybuns), and began shouting and throwing various bibles at them.
"YOU HAVE 6 HOURS TO PREPARE FOR JESUS CHRIST'S SECOND COMING, REPENT YOUR SINS!"
MtFShep paused and looked at Ken.
"Haha, you won't make me! I'm atheist, and I was born in hell! I hate God, and Jesus can suck my non-binary genitalia!"
Ken looked at her long and hard.
Then Javik converted to Islam.




the end

[Krazakistan]

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Let's not be ridiculous, now; Creation is a viable scientific theory.

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[Utceforp]

MASS EFFECT: THE RETURN OF THE JEWS AND WHY CREATIONISM IS GOOD

Once upon a time, everyone was sitting in bed with MtFShep, including Pat Robertson.
Then the door opened.
It was Soverign.
Soverign opened up his mouth and spit out Ken Ham.
"YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY." Said Ken.
"Except you, Babybuns." Said Ken, gently caressing Pat Robertson's manly, religious chest.

Ken stood before the assorted group of godless heathens (minus Babybuns), and began shouting and throwing various bibles at them.
"YOU HAVE 6 HOURS TO PREPARE FOR JESUS CHRIST'S SECOND COMING, REPENT YOUR SINS!"
MtFShep paused and looked at Ken.
"Haha, you won't make me! I'm atheist, and I was born in hell! I hate God, and Jesus can suck my non-binary genitalia!"
Ken looked at her long and hard.
Then Javik converted to Islam.




the end

Wat.

[Farnhamia]

I am purple.

Loosen your collar.

[Meinkraft]

In regards to the IESP thread, which is currently hanging in limbo.

There was a time when posts were fast;
and rp was exciting;
and the chat was alive,
and the world was wide,
Their was a time, then activity...died

I dream a dream of times gone by,
when threads moved fast and Nuevo posted,
I dreamt rp would never die,
Back in those days when once it coasted,
Then I was old, yet unfraid,
and I had built from much good practice,
I thought our plans they were well laid,
I thought our ops were not the laxist.

Inactivity comes so fast,
to this thread so young and fragile,
as it grinds us to a halt,
as it turns our plans to dust.

And still I dream we'll rise again,
that many members will start posting,
But their are dreams that cannot be,
I know that noone will be boasting.

I had a dream that this would work,
just in the thread I post in,
I thought we'd break the summer lull,
but we have fallen down to 4.

[Krazakistan]

He'd use politics for causing chaos, so he might have an anarchist revolt.

You're all wrong. Discord would have the most contradictory, outrageous, and inane political ideology imaginable. He'd be a moderate Republican.

For reference, Discord is the god of chaos in MLP: FiM.

[Lysset]

From a moderation standpoint, I think it's less "NS isn't tolerant of religion" and more "NS has low tolerance for radical anything, period." As mentioned by other folks earlier in the thread, past polls on the forums have typically shown a slim majority claiming to be religious over non-religious, and the mod team's got a pretty diverse spread of religious and political ideologies as well.

Sure, in theory you can argue any position, no matter how abhorrent without breaking the site rules. In practice however, the more radical a position, the less likely proponents will be able to do so. Classic example; how long does the typical serious white supremacist last before running foul of the rules? Generally not very long, because their radical position tends to also teeter right over the edge with tenets about so-called degenerates or undesirables and what to do with them.

In my observations, proponents of especially radical positions, whether they are religious, political, or even fandom-related are more likely to respond to criticism and counterarguments by hurling flames and other abuse. The radical atheist that barges into the Christian discussion thread screaming about how they're horribly wrong/stupid/whatever for believing in that set of religious beliefs is just as likely to get shouted down by NSG and smacked by the mods as the radical Christian that barges into an atheist/Wiccan/Muslim/etc thread screaming how all those heathens will burn in hell for not accepting Jesus.

Meanwhile, the overwhelming majority of the site's users aren't radicals of any sort, and manage for the most part to argue with one another with a thankfully minimal amount of mod smiting involved. Seriously, look at NSG's post count- upwards of 6,500,000. If just 1% of that was mod-smiting, that'd be in the ballpark of 65,000 mod action posts smiting people. I don't think we even have 10,000 posts of mods smiting users in NSG! Despite allowing discussion of the entire unholy trifecta of religion, politics, and sexuality, more than 99% of what you guys write is reasonably civil and within the rules and doesn't require moderator intervention. How awesome is that?

Sometimes I look upon NSG, and I can't help but smile.