Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Cyrisnia]

The Republicans love judging Obama's fashion for some reason.
A few months ago he was a "weak tyrant" wearing "mom jeans", and now he's a "indecisive tyrant" wearing a "bad suit".

And if he was naked they'd call him a "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!!"

[Gauthier]

They can't decide if he's an incompetent moron, a socialist, a fascist, a tyrant, a Muslim, an atheist, a weak leader, or a million other things. So what the GOP does is when they want to disparage him they blindfold Ted Cruz and have him draw randomized things from hats and fill in a Mad Lib using those words.

"Alright Ted, you know the drill."
"Yeah, yeah."


"What did you draw, Ted?"
"A fat Ogre."
"Fat Ogre?"
"Yeah. Fat Ogre."
"Sounds good enough."
The door is kicked down, and a green skinned man wearing a tan suit walks in
"Hello laddies, I heard you've been mockin' meh!"
"OH NO, ITS OBAMA!"
>obama is love
>obama is life

[Immoren]

...And let us never forget the guy from Lostprophets.

Isis tops all of these. They used to be a well-respected Atmospheric Sludge band, now they're slaughtering innocent people in Iraq.

[Reploid Productions]

From the depths of the sekrit lair, zero context necessary:

Ah, but

Every night in my rounds
I don't see you, I don't feel you,
That is how I know you've gone

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
Have come to show you you're gone

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that this ban does go on
Once more we've shown you the door
And you're here on my banlist
And this ban will go on and on

Bans can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till you're gone

DEAT came when I DOS'ed you
One true time I hold to
In your life you'll always be gone

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that this ban does go on
Once more we've shown you the door
And you're here on my banlist
And this ban will go on and on

My hammer's here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that this ban will go on
You'll stay forever this way
NS is safe in my heart
And your ban will go on and on

I should probably be shot for that.

[Yoite]

What's with Russians purging people all the time?

cause we understand that not all people are useful

[Constaniana]

Fuck that's long, Zark.

That's what she said.

Sorry I had to.

[Lavan Tiri]

Bretons are lame is what they are.

#Kahjitmasterrace

[Imperializt Russia]

From the "RUSSIA AND CANADA AT WAR. On twitter" thread.

The hostilities are expanding though, it's just on twitter for now, but who knows what social media site it will go to next?

"Canadian forces have opened a second-front in their 'twitter-war' with the recent placement of anti-Russian sentiments on their national facebook wall. This new and dramatic escalation of the conflict was responded to by an 'unfriending' of Canada by Russia on their own Vkontakte page. Recon elements from both sides have reached into TumblR, Pinterest, and even LinkedIN, skirmishing lightly when encountering one another but so far causing little uproar. There are also unconfirmed reports of Canada already going 'assymetric' in the conflict and providing training and funding to anti-Russian Myspace posters, though why they would bother is an utter mystery."

[Cannot think of a name]

Having just split a few posts out of this thread, the site staff would like to remind everyone that this is not the place to be talking about what material you may or may not have used as a visual aid while pleasuring yourself.

(Image)
~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

But the big sword is so erotic....

[Reploid Productions]

Shoulda signed that one with the hammer pic instead.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Shoulda signed that one with the hammer pic instead.

And set yourself up for the obvious Captain Hammer/Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog quote? No, better as it is.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Reading over some of this thread, I have to remark:

Idiocy and dickishness is not a competition.

You only say that because you're losing.

I don't know why I found this so amusing, to be honest.

[Phocidaea]

Ah.

I imagine I will have to do a decent amount of research in unbiased sources through. Not as much if I was setting it during the actual troubles.

I recommend dropping it entirely and focussing on what you were working on before the Cranberries distracted you.

[Reploid Productions]

A truly beautiful "Take that!"

SpaceX is fine, but I don't see intact remnants of anything they built on the moon.

Or Mars.

Or flipping the bird to the solar system.

Also, the mental image of Voyager 1 "flipping off the solar system" made me giggle entirely too much this morning.

[Lavan Tiri]

Funny Commie joke is funny.

True, though you did have quite an arsenal of runners-up (runner-ups?) in your last thread.

What, are you going to give me bad Marx for this pun? I'm Lenin on the side of caution, but I don't think you realize how hard it is. After all, my mind keeps Stalin, and it's hard to keep Putin these puns together.

[The Republic of Lanos]

When saving the whales does not follow any form of roleplaying conventions:

OOC: So besides an absolutely retarded amount of god modding in every form imaginable, which I can't even bring myself to read through as it's that painful to read, what have I missed since page 3 here?

OOC: A multinational war on fish.

[Independent State AF]

This has been pretty hilarious, alas I have no funny quotes

[The Isles of New Babylon]

Wisconsin9 wrote:

Archeuland and Baughistan wrote:

Way to go for SUPPRESSING my opinion.

The "We white male upper-class Christians are being oppressed" card was ancient before it even went to print.

This is from the "Where is justice and freedom?" thread.

[Swith Witherward]

Again, source.

I don't think we need a source to prove that the economy is interconnected and doesn't run on muahahahaium, the secret element that comes into existence whenever someone hatches a nefarious plan.

Why shouldn't you be providing a source for your beliefs, anyway? The Evil Scientists vs. Reasonable Researchers subdebate started with the claim they were intentionally withholding medicine, did it not?

Bolding is mine.

[Dyakovo]

I require a steady diet of whiskey and potatoes.

I will provide you with sadness and American beer.

But I suppose I repeat myself.

[Immoren]

But everyone wants to see DI nekkid, so we'll have to deal with that tiny problem.

So what you're saying is, DI should be seen and not Hurde?

[Araraukar]

I can't remember if I've posted this before:

Only you can prevent forum fires! Give a damn - don't spam!

[Lavan Tiri]

I don't know, let me think on it!!!

[Yumyumsuppertime]

I don't know, let me think on it!!!

What is funny or awesome about that? It couldn't be the smiley spam, since that's just obnoxious.

[Shaggai]

What is funny or awesome about that? It couldn't be the smiley spam, since that's just obnoxious.

It's in the philosophy thread. I personally don't find it very funny or awesome, but it does make more sense in context.