Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **Ravenflight** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:38 pm

New Aerios wrote:HAIL SUPREME FEARLESS COMRADE LEADER CHAIRMAN DAVE, HERO OF THE FREE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF GREAT CAMERONLAND, VANQUISHER OF PORN, SLAYER OF THE IMMORAL, PREVENTER OF ALL WANKING, DESTROYER OF THE DISGUSTING CONCEPT KNOWN AS "FREEDOM", AND SOMETHING ELSE FUNNY HERE. MAY HE SMITE THE EVIL PORNHUB SATAN WITH HIS MIGHTY SWORD OF JUSTICE!!! THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, REDTUBE!!! HAIL DAVE! HAIL DAVE! HAIL COMRADE DAVE!!!

by **The Republic of Lanos** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:24 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Great Kleomentia wrote:You not getting that i was making fun of the overreactions is fairly disappointing as well. God damn it Farn, i expected more form you!

It's a fucking text interface. I can't see you smirking as you type or hear the sarcasm in your voice.

by **Cyrisnia** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:34 pm

Alyakia wrote:because generally people don't want obama to go "yep the iraq was basically a hilarious failure lol" while a woman in a bikini in the background slowly raises a sign proclaiming ROUND 3 FIGHT shortly before being executed

From the ISIL megathread.

by **DesAnges** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:13 pm

Blazedtown wrote:
Kannap wrote:
North Carolina is pure royalty and only the best of the best can get in.

In the sense that you have to be married to your cousin?

by **The Land of Truth** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:51 pm

Context: In a discussion on whether or not hunting for sport is wrong.

Galloism wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:Food doesn't have rights.

As a vampire, I wholeheartedly agree.

by **MERIZoC** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:56 pm

Galloism wrote:
Revanchism wrote:While that's fine and all, I advise you don't get involved with the group known as the Order of Nine Angles.

I only know of three kinds of Angles.

Dracoria wrote:
Galloism wrote:I only know of three kinds of Angles.

Don't be obtuse.

by **Risottia** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:15 am

Sun Wukong wrote:
Gauthier wrote:There hasn't been a sacrifice made to My Little Pony?

Other then the sacrifice of a sex life.

by **Other Thafoo** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:46 am

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
No I'm not.

I just can't accept that anyone who would put the folding flag effect on a meme instead of a flag could have a 171+ IQ.

by **United Marxist Nations** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:08 am

Other Thafoo wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:I just can't accept that anyone who would put the folding flag effect on a meme instead of a flag could have a 171+ IQ.

I concur with Thafoo .

by **Kouralia** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:20 pm

From the pixel-art thread:

Veceria wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:Meet....

(Image)

The flying box!

10/10 would look at again

Sorry, I just found this to be really, really funny.

Far funnier than it probably actually is.

by **Cerillium** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:31 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Min, I think you missed me.

In other news, hello again. I should probably start planning my disappearances better.

Or for $49.99 you can have your disappearances managed for you! Why go through the trouble of dropping off the face of the Earth when men in a black van can do it for you? Call now and we will erase all your records and paper trails for free!

by **Yumyumsuppertime** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:43 pm

Made me laugh.

Destiny Island wrote:
Guyanne wrote:he probably decided to watch a few of his movies. thats why he killed himself

gr8 b8 m8 I'd r8 8/8.

by **Lavan Tiri** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:45 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Other Thafoo wrote:

I concur with Thafoo .

I don't concur.

by **Destiny Island** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:48 pm

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:Made me laugh.

Destiny Island wrote:gr8 b8 m8 I'd r8 8/8.

Hey I finally made it on here. Cool.

by **Other Thafoo** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:06 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:I concur with Thafoo .

I don't concur.

well, you wouldn't, now would you

About me · by **Luziyca** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:58 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Other Thafoo wrote:I have arrived, let's discuss me

Sure!
Review:
*****
Dried out, old ingredients, under cooked, tasted like it has been stepped on. Would not waste money on.

by **Lavan Tiri** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:09 am

Norstal wrote:
Revanchism wrote:You've got to be fucking kidding me.

You ever watched a bad movie that is so bad, that it's enlightening? Like, you start asking yourself, "why did I watched this movie. What is the meaning of life after I watched this movie."

That's how I feel about this.

by **Lavan Tiri** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:10 am

Other Thafoo wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
I don't concur.

well, you wouldn't, now would you

See, the problem is not that my iq is low, but that it's so high that you mere mortals cannot comprehend my flag.

by **Saint Kitten** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:46 am

Proskoya wrote:
Saint Kitten wrote:The chicken was a nazi in its previous life obviously

SIEG HEINZ

by **The Land of Truth** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:58 am

New Aerios wrote:
(Image)

This picture is funny even without context.

by **Lavan Tiri** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:32 pm

Ostroeuropa wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:Guys...it's a sandwich. Whoever did this deserves a reprimand, not to be fired. Why is this a big deal? JUST EAT THE DAMN SANDWICH.

I need my food checked and screened for offensive imagery in case my colon gets offended.

by **The Land of Truth** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:40 pm

Southern Louisiane wrote:
The Land of Truth wrote:Call it a hunch...

You sound like a witch..... Oh, look what time it is.

by **Constaniana** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:51 pm

Reverend Norv wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

I thought the point in EU4 was alternate history?

by **Untaroicht** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:51 pm

Other Thafoo wrote:Small children are nasty little pea-brained hobgoblins that seem to like me for some reason

Though harsh, it is very funny... and actually kinda relatable at times

by **The Grey Wolf** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:48 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Serrian wrote:
Alright, that's it, I officially know how to save the planet:

We gather all the un-stupid people, put them in a bunker, nuke the whole planet dry, meanwhile letting the intelligent people repopulate, then let them come out when the radiation's gone.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

We'll miss you.

Basseemia wrote:Why would you miss him when you would be there too?

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