Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Zaldakki]

Yeah, there's stuff I know about people or happenings in NS which I'd never pass on, since the information was given to me in confidence. Sometimes it doesn't even matter whether the secrecy is still relevant or not.

Thank you for not ever spilling that I'm a poopyhead

Lol.

[Shofercia]

NSG is a website where you are held to a standard of maturity.

It's the OP of a religion v atheism thread.

[Thafoo]

You wouldn't understand. I'm uncut, it feels like normal.

That's fine! But that doesn't make me want to run out and get a foreskin. It's unconvincing.

There's something goddamn funny about "running out and getting a foreskin", even if the guy was being serious.

[Reploid Productions]

That's fine! But that doesn't make me want to run out and get a foreskin. It's unconvincing.

There's something goddamn funny about "running out and getting a foreskin", even if the guy was being serious.

I think "foreskin" is one of those words that's inherently funny. Much like "spoon" or "muffin button!"

[The Blaatschapen]

There's something goddamn funny about "running out and getting a foreskin", even if the guy was being serious.

I think "foreskin" is one of those words that's inherently funny. Much like "spoon" or "muffin button!"

Awww, how sweet of you to say that, muffin button.

[The Archregimancy]

I think "foreskin" is one of those words that's inherently funny. Much like "spoon" or "muffin button!"

Awww, how sweet of you to say that, muffin button.

Remember that we promised never to use our mod pet names in public, haddock cheeks.

[Gidgetisms]

Awww, how sweet of you to say that, muffin button.

Remember that we promised never to use our mod pet names in public, haddock cheeks.

so are you vlad then?

[Shofercia]

Remember that we promised never to use our mod pet names in public, haddock cheeks.

so are you vlad then?

I thought Archie's pet nickname was hamster

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[Len Hyet]

You ... don't see how it could hurt?

Ah, to be young and innocent again.

Do not gravedig, for it disturbs the souls of long-passed discussions. It tears at their former arguments, previously wrapped close about them. It brings the keening cry of 'someone is wrong on the internet' to their previously dirt-packed ears. It conjures up the tortured forms of 'what was' and 'what might have been', and invariably invites a plethora of regurgitated points and ripostes, with each deliverer sure in the strength of their virtual rapier, convinced it will drive the point of their wit home.

Gravedigging only results in tears, and zombies, my friend. The horrible, hungry undead eager to feast on the words of the living, to steal their breath and pollute every other thread around them with their charnal stench until the whole forum is crawling with the damn'ed things, and naught but lurching topics who long since stopped breathing and are only prodded along by one-post wonders and 'me too's will be seen wandering amidst the dungheaps ofTwilight fanfic, India callgirls, and 'watch movies here' adbots.

Constant vigilance ... constant vigilance ... *hefts shovel menacingly, then puts this one back down*

[Aeken]

Or just those who like logical and accessible system of measurements.

No. It can't be that. I'm pretty sure it's communism. METRIC stands for My Erect Tin Rod is Communist.

[Pilotto]

Is the American constitution valid?
I say no, wether or not the ideas in it are or not is not relevant. The aim of the document is likely to show how American society should be run, however looking at history, there have been too many exceptions to this rule for it to be true. The slaves did not get their rights from the bill of rights, neither did the natives, neither did the anarchists, neither did the communists. This means that it has little to no power to regulate society or government, making it a useless piece of hemp paper.

What are you smoking?

Oh no! You're smoking the constitution!

[Thafoo]

This was a beautiful moment.

This is great! She promoted sin too much.

This is great! She promoted sin too much.

What?

This is great! She promoted sin too much.

What?

This is great! She promoted sin too much.

What?

This is great! She promoted sin too much.

What?

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

This was a beautiful moment.

This is great! She promoted sin too much.

What?

What?

What?

What?

I must confess, the only reason I actually took the time to type my reaction into words was because of Ben and Blaze doing it first.

[Thafoo]

This was a beautiful moment.

I must confess, the only reason I actually took the time to type my reaction into words was because of Ben and Blaze doing it first.

Still. It's quite impressive someone didn't come in the middle of it all and ruin the perfect identical 4x combo.

[Blazedtown]

I must confess, the only reason I actually took the time to type my reaction into words was because of Ben and Blaze doing it first.

Still. It's quite impressive someone didn't come in the middle of it all and ruin the perfect identical 4x combo.

All in the space of two minutes too. There were no posts after the crazy guy when I hit reply.

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

I must confess, the only reason I actually took the time to type my reaction into words was because of Ben and Blaze doing it first.

Still. It's quite impressive someone didn't come in the middle of it all and ruin the perfect identical 4x combo.

Yeah, that's pretty shocking.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

I must confess, the only reason I actually took the time to type my reaction into words was because of Ben and Blaze doing it first.

Still. It's quite impressive someone didn't come in the middle of it all and ruin the perfect identical 4x combo.

The 4x combo was ideal. Any more would have gone from flat "What?" territory into "Stone Cold" Steve Austin "What?" territory?

[Coffee Cakes]

Life begins at the cumshot. Condoms are murder. Impeach Trojanman.

[Immoren]

I read this as "Master of opinion"...

Stupid vision...

Master of Opinions I'm hating your things
Posting my mind and punching the screen
Filled with rage, that I'm right you see
Send you a message and you must agree
MASTER
MASTER
...

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

I need some milk and cookies, STAT!

Santa?

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Still. It's quite impressive someone didn't come in the middle of it all and ruin the perfect identical 4x combo.

The 4x combo was ideal. Any more would have gone from flat "What?" territory into "Stone Cold" Steve Austin "What?" territory?

Now that would have been hilarious, especially if capped off with a pic of Austin.

[Kelxo]

Good luck, you slack jawed yokel.

In response to North Charleston.

[Thafoo]

from our RMB

Don't be a baboon's behind, dearest Tofu.

He's the Gay God. Expecting him to not be flaming pink is hard.

[Zaldakki]

On the Teen girl threatens airline with attack thread:

Wow, I learned about this on imgur before NationStates. You people are slow as fuck.

I'm sorry, your news sources are Nationstates and imgur?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I'm better than you

Just because you two have a schlong does not mean you can wave them around to see who is a better person.

Besides that, TofuxSoldi crack pairing.