Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[StellarGate]

Achievement: Got Quotes?
Get your first quote in the Awesome NS Quotes thread.
YES! I got quoted!

You should ask a mod why your name hasn't been changed to awesome-colour yet.

Green is fine. I like green. Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

[Goobergunchia]

Green is fine. I like green. Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

Sadly, "awesome" is not an HTML-recognized color.

[Risottia]

Green is fine. I like green. Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

Sadly, "awesome" is not an HTML-recognized color.

NSGers could all jump into w3.org and have "awesome" defined as colour in the CSS 3.1 .

[Ardchoille]

Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

We're not allowed to any more. The admins took away our access when we changed their names to yousexydevilyou-colour.

[The Blaatschapen]

Sadly, "awesome" is not an HTML-recognized color.

NSGers could all jump into w3.org and have "awesome" defined as colour in the CSS 3.1 .

Using awesome as a colour automatically embeds an image of Barney Stinson in your HTML page.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

NSGers could all jump into w3.org and have "awesome" defined as colour in the CSS 3.1 .

Using awesome as a colour automatically embeds an image of Barney Stinson in your HTML page.

I endorse this.

[Damanucus]

Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

We're not allowed to any more. The admins took away our access when we changed their names to yousexydevilyou-colour.

I would love—nay, PAY—to see what that colour looked like.

[Campinia]

Using awesome as a colour automatically embeds an image of Barney Stinson in your HTML page.

I endorse this.

I second this endorsement.

[Genivaria]

Polysyllabalism is the last refuge of the defeated.

Hmph. Using words which Firefox doesn't know are words is the last resort of a smartass.

Damn. Firefox doesn't know "smartass".

[StellarGate]

Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

We're not allowed to any more. The admins took away our access when we changed their names to yousexydevilyou-colour.

I don't know if I should be worried or flattered by this.

But I would pay real money to see that color.

[Farnhamia]

Had you not mentioned it, I would not have thought that English was not your first language. You should see what we get sometimes.

I'm always amazed when non-native English speakers apologize for their language skills. 9/10 of the time the people apologizing have better language skills than a lot of native speakers on the same site.
And the native speakers who look like they learned English from a Chinese to Arabic Dictionary never, ever apologize.

[Wikkiwallana]

Anyways if one of the mods is feeling bored they can change the color of my name to awesome-color.

We're not allowed to any more. The admins took away our access when we changed their names to yousexydevilyou-colour.

[The Corparation]

I endorse this.

I second this endorsement.

I third this, that makes it official pending implementation and approval of the admins.

[Genivaria]

I got two from the same thread.

No! Because annexing Canada would drastically shift American politics to the left.

(Looks at the Tea Party)

Yeah, on second thought I support annexation. As soon as possible. By force if necessary.

You say that like there are no Americans who oppose Bush's moronic wars.

Or like we put Jews in concentration camps.
I mean, come on, Japanese people don't even look like Jews!

[Nationstatelandsville]

This quote wins. It wins one free internet. That is amazing. Kudos to Astrolinium for that quote and to Coffee Cakes for putting it here. It has earned a place in my signature.

Flattery won't get you invited to the foursome, good sir.

[Genivaria]

Hmmmmm... if it involves shifting attention away from Afghanistan, I support it!

Posting from Atlantis, I assume?

[Qazox]

I want to stick that in my mouth.

That's what she said.

Even talking about strawberries, NSG goes straight for Rule 34.

[United State of America]

My fellow Americans, we cannot allow these couples to same-sexificate. We must not allow them to marriageify. Therefore, I am putting same-sex marriage on a axis of evil along with abortion and pants.

[StellarGate]

This quote wins. It wins one free internet. That is amazing. Kudos to Astrolinium for that quote and to Coffee Cakes for putting it here. It has earned a place in my signature.

Flattery won't get you invited to the foursome, good ma'am.

Fix'd

I am, in fact, of the female gender, thank you very much... And that is one foursome which I would not wish to become involved in. FST would ruin it.
The other three I wouldn't know anything about becasue they don't have their weird threads locked up every other month.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Flattery won't get you invited to the foursome, good ma'am.

Fix'd

I am, in fact, of the female gender, thank you very much... And that is one foursome which I would not wish to become involved in. FST would ruin it.
The other three I wouldn't know anything about becasue they don't have their weird threads locked up every other month.

Sib and Astro look good, though I don't know what Bluth looks like.

[Caninope]

This thread needs moar me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This thread needs moar me.

You're a Southern Baptist.

You get no love.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This thread needs moar me.

This is obviously the oppression of Christians that Fox News is always blathering on about.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This thread needs moar me.

You're a Southern Baptist.

You get no love.

I find it mildly amusing that everyone immediately goes for the Christian jokes.

[StellarGate]

Fix'd

I am, in fact, of the female gender, thank you very much... And that is one foursome which I would not wish to become involved in. FST would ruin it.
The other three I wouldn't know anything about becasue they don't have their weird threads locked up every other month.

Sib and Astro look good, though I don't know what Bluth looks like.

How about those four can just stay on their side of the street with the Generalites and I'll stay on my side with my GodMod Fleet and ubersexy aliens in International Incidents. I might visit every once in while, but if things get too rough, I have the right to somehow break the 4th wall between NSG and II and have my GodMod fleet glass the General forum.