Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Luziyca]

They're going there before it's hot.

I think that's the first time I got AQed since last July. Grazie.

[Anollasia]

I found the underlined part pretty funny (underlined by me):

I'm not that much of a grammar Nazi, but when I see people write In All Caps Like This, or use no caps, I have this urge to correct them.

Or when people use caps when they Shouldn't.

[Dragonia Re Xzua]

Wow. Intellect-free agenda. That's special.

Well, I never saw you explicitly concede to mouthing off blithering idiocy, so its rather hard to tell if you're being honest.

I mean really. Your argumentation in this thread has been of the low-brow "bring me a source for your points not from an organization that opposes my agenda." Makes it really hard to tell if you want to debate, or just be an imbecile.

Context, Dakini was attempting (and failing) to argue that guns should be deactivated and failed to give statistics as to exactly why. Then comes Pan-Dymaxis to put Dakini in their place.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Well, I never saw you explicitly concede to mouthing off blithering idiocy, so its rather hard to tell if you're being honest.

I mean really. Your argumentation in this thread has been of the low-brow "bring me a source for your points not from an organization that opposes my agenda." Makes it really hard to tell if you want to debate, or just be an imbecile.

Context, Dakini was attempting (and failing) to argue that guns should be deactivated and failed to give statistics as to exactly why. Then comes Pan-Dymaxis to put Dakini in their place.

You really shouldn't use this thread to rub things in peoples faces and say "You were wrong, we put you in your place"

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Context, Dakini was attempting (and failing) to argue that guns should be deactivated and failed to give statistics as to exactly why. Then comes Pan-Dymaxis to put Dakini in their place.

You really shouldn't use this thread to rub things in peoples faces and say "You were wrong, we put you in your place"

Unless, of course, said rubbing was either awesome or funny, and this doesn't particularly qualify as either.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

You really shouldn't use this thread to rub things in peoples faces and say "You were wrong, we put you in your place"

Unless, of course, said rubbing was either awesome or funny, and this doesn't particularly qualify as either.

Agreed

[Dragonia Re Xzua]

Unless, of course, said rubbing was either awesome or funny, and this doesn't particularly qualify as either.

Agreed

Awesome/funny is subjective. I found the quote amusing enough to post on here, while you may not have found it amusing.

[Grenartia]

You really shouldn't use this thread to rub things in peoples faces and say "You were wrong, we put you in your place"

Unless, of course, said rubbing was either awesome or funny, and this doesn't particularly qualify as either.

Yeah, going against somebody who's merely demanding unbiased sources is neither awesome nor funny.

[Anollasia]

I have to constantly watch myself to keep from using the wrong 'its'.

You're right, the correct spelling is tits.

You're right, the correct spelling is tits.

This is why the forums should have a "Like" button for posts.

[Dakini]

Well, I never saw you explicitly concede to mouthing off blithering idiocy, so its rather hard to tell if you're being honest.

I mean really. Your argumentation in this thread has been of the low-brow "bring me a source for your points not from an organization that opposes my agenda." Makes it really hard to tell if you want to debate, or just be an imbecile.

Context, Dakini was attempting (and failing) to argue that guns should be deactivated and failed to give statistics as to exactly why. Then comes Pan-Dymaxis to put Dakini in their place.

Wow. So, what you're saying is that a poster whose only response to my points is personal insults is succeeding in making his point?

Slow clap.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Context, Dakini was attempting (and failing) to argue that guns should be deactivated and failed to give statistics as to exactly why. Then comes Pan-Dymaxis to put Dakini in their place.

Wow. So, what you're saying is that a poster whose only response to my points is personal insults is succeeding in making his point?

Slow clap.

Hey, somehow assholes can end up on AQ without being funny in the slightest.

For that, I sincerely clap for the hole they dug themselves into

[NERVUN]

Wow. So, what you're saying is that a poster whose only response to my points is personal insults is succeeding in making his point?

Slow clap.

Hey, somehow assholes can end up on AQ without being funny in the slightest.

For that, I sincerely clap for the hole they dug themselves into

*** 7 day ban for flaming ***

[Farnhamia]

Agreed

Awesome/funny is subjective. I found the quote amusing enough to post on here, while you may not have found it amusing.

I was not amused at all.

*** Warned for flame-bait. ***

[Dragonia Re Xzua]

From Tsars, to commissars, to.. erm, Putin. It's not quite as catchy, but you get the idea.

What comes next? Mecha Putin. Just because the body is dead, doesnt mean that he still cant be president for brain life.

[The Republic of Lanos]

mansplaining

Tumblr-speak has no place in real life, case closed.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

On gay marriage:

JESUS HAD TWO DADS AND IT WORKED OUT FINE

[Barboneia]

What is it even supposed to be a contraction of?

It stands for "I mean 'aren't', but have a horrible grasp of the English language."

On the word "ain't".

[Imperializt Russia]

Most of the time weapon malfunctions are because the operator did something ass backwards retarded.

Reminds me about that incident where I somehow managed to jam the cartridge between chamber and bolt carrier, so that bolt carrier wouldn't budge in either direction.

I didn't seat my magazine properly in one time and thought I had a squib round.

I once stubbed my toe on the corner of an end table.

With followup:

Was table damaged?

Table okay.

[Geilinor]

Blame the feminazis.

Sounds hot.

[Katganistan]

It stands for "I mean 'aren't', but have a horrible grasp of the English language."

On the word "ain't".

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=ain%27t

Now you know. And knowing's half the battle.

[Kemintiri of Kemet]

The thing about Autism is that it does not exist, I am sorry guys, there is nothing wrong with you. All you need to do is put in a little handwork. I wish you all good luck, little bit of hardwork and some social skills that you can develop, don't cling on to a condition guys. I am hopeful you shall succeed

Fapping doesn't cure autism.

[Crysuko]

An irrational fear of bagels.

[United Marxist Nations]

Fapping doesn't cure autism.

I can't be the only one who loves that Narnia has stopped giving a fuck. can I?

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Putin should be the next FIFA president. What could possibly go wrong?

He'd probably annex rugby.

[MERIZoC]

Fapping doesn't cure autism.