Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Anollasia]

Does Esperanto have official or co-official status in your nation?
No.

Is Esperanto considered important in your nation?
It is not considered important, as very little of the world's population are proficient in it.

What percentage of your people speak Esperanto as a first language?
Precisely 2 people in all of Zorbae.

How popular is Esperanto as a learned foreign language?
Klingon is more popular. Klingon!

I laughed at the last question's answer.

[Geilinor]

On poppies:

I prefer the Afghan ones.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

-snipped because screw it that description does me no justice-

(Image)

Me, April 2014. All the newer pictures of me suck because I look like a piece of shit in those pictures.

Frodo, is that you

[Soldati Senza Confini]

In the thread about white people's history. Occidentria shows us that he/she still remembers the chaos in the internet of the early 2000s.

This thread has actually devolved to "you and I don't share musical tastes, thus I'm intellectually and morally superior to you" aggression.
For those of you born after 1995 wondering what MySpace was like, this is it.
/thread pls

[Soldati Senza Confini]

So, the following exchange happened:

New Bab. I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't believe a single word out of your mouth,

Mr. The-Skull-is-an-Appendage-and-I-know-it-from-Books.

New Bab. I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't believe a single word out of your mouth,

Mr. The-Skull-is-an-Appendage-and-I-know-it-from-Books.


That's the greatest thing I ever saw.

Says Mr. i-know-psychology-except-for-basic-shit-everyone-else-knows.
At least i sourced my improperly fed information, you just spit shit out your ass. GG, brah, was close.

Says Mr. i-know-psychology-except-for-basic-shit-everyone-else-knows.
At least i sourced my improperly fed information, you just spit shit out your ass. GG, brah, was close.

Because "three books I read" is a proper citation.

Not to mention the skull has been part of the axial skeleton since FOREVER, which leads me very much to doubt that any book with any degree of credibility at all would say that part of the axial skeleton is not part of the axial skeleton, which leads to be leive that you're lying about the books.

But on another note, I never said I knew psychology. I've never even taken a basic class in it. I know about psychology as much as a regular ass dude that pays attention to other people would know about psychology. Which, as it happens, is more that what a regular dude that DOESN'T pay attention knows.

Right. Can she hold all the Alicorn magic? No? But Twilight could? And, if thats the case, that all four of them could, why not give it to Cadence, Luna, or Celestia? Hmmm, i wonder.


Says Mr. i-know-psychology-except-for-basic-shit-everyone-else-knows.
At least i sourced my improperly fed information, you just spit shit out your ass. GG, brah, was close.

Bab you're really an asshole. Cut this shit out. Don't be all passive aggressive and uppity, or do you want to be like Aelarus of all people?

No? Then stop. As for why Twilight held the magic, why do you think? She's the main character and an Alicorn. She's our resident nigh-mary-sue. As if we should expect anything else from her?

Take the focus away from dear, dear Twilight?

By the Nine, who would ever do that?

Because "three books I read" is a proper citation.

Not to mention the skull has been part of the axial skeleton since FOREVER, which leads me very much to doubt that any book with any degree of credibility at all would say that part of the axial skeleton is not part of the axial skeleton, which leads to be leive that you're lying about the books.

But on another note, I never said I knew psychology. I've never even taken a basic class in it. I know about psychology as much as a regular ass dude that pays attention to other people would know about psychology. Which, as it happens, is more that what a regular dude that DOESN'T pay attention knows.

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I know you've seen this, but it made me LOL anyway.

Mhm, sure brah, that's why you were totally doing your own psychological evaluations of people. Right. Nice try, memory outlives your bullshit, gg.

We're done here, 'til you can find an excuse to have a gap in knowledge so simple. I read physics more than i do biology, and all of my biological knowledge is school taught, so there's mine.

Bab you're really an asshole. Cut this shit out. Don't be all passive aggressive and uppity, or do you want to be like Aelarus of all people?

No? Then stop. As for why Twilight held the magic, why do you think? She's the main character and an Alicorn. She's our resident nigh-mary-sue. As if we should expect anything else from her?

Take the focus away from dear, dear Twilight?

By the Nine, who would ever do that?

I've always been an asshole, just now learning this?

Mhm, sure brah, that's why you were totally doing your own psychological evaluations of people. Right. Nice try, memory outlives your bullshit, gg.

What, am I not allowed to do that? Are non scientists not allowed to do science things?

Also, its fun as fuck to analyze people. At least it is for me. I've never had so much fun as listening to people's conversations on public transit.

I've always been an asshole, just now learning this?

Uh, you kind of did say you're a psycho.

Like, I'm not imagining this, you've literally said you're psychotic. Someone back me up, here.

I've always been an asshole, just now learning this?

Holy shit Bab...

The first time I come into the thread to see how it's doing, and I see you acting as un-friendship as this? Guess what- I'm an asshole too. Just ask Quid, Ceffy, or Shy. they know I'm an asshole. But the difference is, I'm not a know-it-all asshole who thinks just because he's studied some shit, thinks he's so much smarter and better than everyone else around him.

Cut it out, Bab. The thread doesn't need this shit from you.

I've been laughing for several minutes straight now

[Xoriet]

NoblePhnx: I was on during update and right as the region was about to update I was the victim of a preposterous and premeditated attack by. . .my cat!

Valrifell: More like a cat hypnotized via cosmic gamma radiated mind rays from Defenderon's wish-granting psychic unicorn that spits fire from its nostrils.

[Risottia]

Calimera II is right. We have passed the dead-horse-flogging stage and reached the stage of attacking the Epsom Derby with machine guns.

[Val Halla]

Three times more Americans have married Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola. I'm not worried.

[Fvaarniimar]

These two posts respectively refer to Fvaarniimar's name and flag. I'm only now getting around to A&FQ'ing them.
viewtopic.php?p=17806119#p17806119

But....what chick names their nation that?

Thats something I would expect this guy
((See link for actual picture etc))
To make.

I ain't even kidding, your nation name sounds like something a Nord would make, I wasn't even thinking about the real gender when I wrote that.

And from "Based on the Flag What Government Does the Above Nation Have?" thread:

A Society of ewoks who worship the trees, I dunno.

[Cyrisnia]

Only Christians can make that argument, because the Bible is true. Thus environmentalism is false.

OH GOSH NO. NO. SO MUCH FAIL.

MAN IS THE MASTER OVER ALL CREATION. MAN HAS DOMINION OF CREATION AND THUS IS EXPECTED NOT JUST TO EXPLOIT IT, BUT TO RESPONSIBLY BE A GOOD STEWARD OF WHAT HE HAS IN ORDER TO RESPONSIBLY PRESERVE HIS CREATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF HUMANS TO RULE OVER.

DOMINION OVER CREATION IS NOT A FREE LICENSE TO EXPLOIT AND DESTROY IT. GOD SAID ALL HIS CREATION WAS "VERY GOOD" AND HE TRUSTED US WITH IT. WITH DOMINION COMES THE RESPONSIBLITY OF PROPER USE. CARING FOR THE ENVIRONMENT IS PART OF THE DUTIES GOD GAVE US IN OUR DOMINION OVER CREATION.

SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP AND LEARN TO THEOLOGY, HERETIC.

Normally I wouldn't agree with someone such as TurtleShroom, but...daaamn.

[Senyosu]

OH GOSH NO. NO. SO MUCH FAIL.

MAN IS THE MASTER OVER ALL CREATION. MAN HAS DOMINION OF CREATION AND THUS IS EXPECTED NOT JUST TO EXPLOIT IT, BUT TO RESPONSIBLY BE A GOOD STEWARD OF WHAT HE HAS IN ORDER TO RESPONSIBLY PRESERVE HIS CREATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF HUMANS TO RULE OVER.

DOMINION OVER CREATION IS NOT A FREE LICENSE TO EXPLOIT AND DESTROY IT. GOD SAID ALL HIS CREATION WAS "VERY GOOD" AND HE TRUSTED US WITH IT. WITH DOMINION COMES THE RESPONSIBLITY OF PROPER USE. CARING FOR THE ENVIRONMENT IS PART OF THE DUTIES GOD GAVE US IN OUR DOMINION OVER CREATION.

SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP AND LEARN TO THEOLOGY, HERETIC.

Normally I wouldn't agree with someone such as TurtleShroom, but...daaamn.

It got better

I'm aware of all of that. I've read the Bible more than twice and I understand about environmental stewardship. These days, however, people practically worship the environment - exalting the creature above the creator (Rom 1:25). Environmentalism and honest Biblical stewardship are two different things.

All right, I can totally understand that. You REALLY need to be more careful about how you word things.

For example, take your secularist complaints. The United States has a deep and rich Christian heritage. The supermajority of the country's Founders were all Christians. The teachings of the Bible and particularly the Ten Commandments directed towards man's treatment of others were a major, but not sole, basis for our supreme law.

Is the United States a Christian Nation? Yes, but it is also secular, because it does not intervene in the Church and is not trying to force religion on us. (Imagine if Islam was the state religion and your tax money was funding Shariah. THAT is why secularism exists.) Secularism is based on our heritage as a Christian nation. Secularism allows for religion to become purely voluntary. Religious people can then take their religious decisions and implement them in government as equals to all other people that do not practice that, or even any, religion. As much as I wish we'd just subsidize all the good deeds of the Church, I am still thankful that our Founders saw to keep the state out of the Church. After all, if we're paying for Christianity, whose Christianity are we paying for?

Like so many Christians, you totally misunderstand why secularism exists. Established religion- especially Christian establishment -leads to persecution, corruptipon, and worst of all, distortion of the holy Gospel to advance the worldly views of the state. Secularism was meant to keep the government from telling pastors what they can and cannot preach, or to keep the government from persecuting other religions. It was not mean to ban voluntary school-led prayer and the idea of applying it to teaching the Bible in schools and leading Scriptures in class as long as there is an opt-out. It was not meant to ban the Ten Commandments from courthouses, it was meant to ban my tax money going to Ten Commandments in courthouses. There is a difference. Secularism exists to keep the state out of the Church, not the Church out of the state, and sadly, it has been mutilated to destroy every aspect of faith in the public fear.

You see, secularism, in its true form, is one of the greatest and most precious blessings God allows our nation to give us. If it wasn't for secularism, you might not be allowed to say what you're saying because the State Church would be compromised by bleeding heart liberals and it would be an official heresy to challenge, say, gay marriage or anything else as unholy by the scripture because it doesn't match Big Government's opionion.

You are free to worship God or any other false god without fear of coercion or punishment. [list=Obvious exception](Unless you're a Texan mayoress, in which screw the SOCS, because the church is questioning my let-menlie-to-see-naked-girls-in-the-bathroom bill! You pastors have to stop preaching and give me all your private documents, because secularism doesn't matter when deviant agendas are questioned!)[/list]

I do not have the right to say you can't bend the knee to Tengri any more than an Atheist can advocate destroying organized religion.

You are free to worship and believe because of secularism. Do not direct to your anger to our First Freedom. Direct your anger to misinterpretation of it and its use as a weapon to bludgeon free, voluntary speech and private use of money on public land.

[Mavorpen]

Radiocarbon dating is useful for recent artifacts.

Do you even know what Radiocarbon Dating measures?! (ie. it's not Uranium).

Radioactive decay of uranium, isn't it?

I can barely breathe thanks to this post.

This is the Dumb and Dumber of posts in NSG.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Radioactive decay of uranium, isn't it?

I can barely breathe thanks to this post.

This is the Dumb and Dumber of posts in NSG.

I can see what you mean by that

[Fvaarniimar]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/gay-south-florida/article4055600.html

A transgender woman who died in Florida was buried open casket as a man, in a suit with a man's haircut, and given the obituary of a man, listing the bank she worked at and the Church she went to as a child. It used the pronoun "him" for her.

And that's exactly right.

A funeral is not some paltry ceremony to gather in love, honor, and respect for the people we cared about most. It is a chance for us to be reminded that we are going to judgment by God and it is wrong for boys to wear panties. That's what the ceremony should have been about, not some ridiculous act of love and loss that should be about the deceased and their wishes.

The obituary was correct and well written. Her transgender status, or even the fact that she was a woman in the eyes of the person who knew her best (herself), were correctly omitted. Why should she be subjected to the shame of everyone knowing she was beautiful brave woman who made one of the most painful but profoundly truthful transformations that a person can undergo, when the real achievement of her life was that she worked for Wells Fargo Bank (who provide CONSISTENTLY good customer service and those who really knew and loved her would know that this was the achievement of her life, not the finding of her true self. Customer service is what sets a good bank apart.)

I'd like to thank her parents or family or whoever did the right thing and buried this woman as a man, because at the end of the day, if they had buried her as a woman that would have been sacrificing their own wants just because they loved her, and that's not what Jesus taught. Jesus taught that boys wear boy clothes and marry girls. Sometimes, we can't all lead by example...

Anyway, that's the topic of discussion and my opinion. There is an obnoxious prick in a loud jacket watching this news story about this transgender woman with me as I write this, and he's telling me I'm wrong, that we should "road trip to Florida, fill the trunk of the caddy with a shovel, a nice dress, and 200 kg of post-mortem Maybelline".

Btw, if anybody lives in Florida and would take a little money to put some makeup and hair products and leave them at a specific location at a specific time once a year, telegram.

No poll. Just please read before you respond.

[Shaggai]

Where was I?

If you really are Johnny Depp, you are presently firing two Berettas John Woo style into an oncoming BMW 7 series full of euro-terrorists while Christopher Walken does some kind of airborne dance aikido to hold the Russians off while a coked up Oliver Stone is grabbing up the fragments of the screenplay found written in blood on four rolls of toilet paper found in Phillip Seymour Hoffman's apartment after he died, all with One Republic's "Til the Love Runs Out" playing on the Atlantic City casino parking garage's PA system for unrelated reasons.

[Senyosu]

context

lolwut

I am sick and tired of you and your Muslim allies. We christian men have men suppressed by the media and its time we fight back. I will be fighting in the marines for your freedom to say shit like that.

result

You got it: I'm in the pocket of Big Islam, a subsidiary of Big Oil.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Well I guess anti-tobacco lobby group would be the only option.

You really think a restaurant that isn't doing anything illegal is going to give a crap if their chef used to be a whistle blower at some tobacco company? Or did you just run out of reading juice before you got to the end of my post?

[Ravenflight]

Realism sucks donkeyeggs.

I want Thor and the Ironman to beat up godmodders again. That was fun. xD

The mind of a godmodder.

[Transnapastain]

I was just a child when the skrebbies fell from the sky. But I remember how they made Team Deathmatch to destroy them, and in turn, how Team Deathmatch brought war upon us. Team Deathmatch was an abstract idea, nothing more than that option on my starting menu. As a child, I only saw it as something that happened on some far away server...

Until the first day of the new update...

One day while bomb-karting my way to MVP, I looked into the blue skies above me.

A distant sound of thunder. In the blue skies far above me, contrails drew dazzling circles around in a lulzy furball. A rektening in the blue skies far away...

I could not tear my gaze away from them. A deafening roar, an then sharp silhouettes appeared as if to graze my wingtips as they streaked by me. The fighters playing a game of "Oh God don't kill me pls" as they climbed into the sky.

One skrebby fell out of the skies, spiralling and spewing failure to crash by the cape.

The same cape, where muh guntower was.

Now muh guntower lives in the memories of sorties past. The victor circled around to confirmed he took muh guntower. And as he flew off into the distance, I could hear a distant whisper in my ear.

"rip"

[The New World Oceania]

dont get mad dude we all have driffert opien

[The Blaatschapen]

dont get mad dude we all have driffert opien

Wow.

That's worse than a drunk Transnapastain

[Romic]

Wow.

That's worse than a drunk Transnapastain

I thought there was a thing against drinking and modding

[Reploid Productions]

Wow.

That's worse than a drunk Transnapastain

I thought there was a thing against drinking and modding

Drinking and modding, sure. Nothing says we can't drink and type!

[The Blaatschapen]

I thought there was a thing against drinking and modding

Drinking and modding, sure. Nothing says we can't drink and type!

In Trans' case, he can't type regardless of his drinking

[Grenartia]

Some context:

You have to feel sorry for people who are so confused in life that they mix up their sex. It's sad, really. If this person was a he at birth, they are a he at death.

Yeah, like, what the fuck. Gallup, maybe instead of spouting ignorant bullshit, you should try walking a few miles in our shoes, first.

First off, I'm Murkwood. Secondly, you don't think I haven't thought long and hard about my opinion on this issue? Because I have.

The actual quote:

The irony of this completely escapes you doesn't it, Gallup?

he was born a gallup and we're going to bury him as a gallup!