Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Individuality-ness]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=233259

There are Doctors everywhere in that thread.

Oh yeah, I blame Astro.

[The Republic of Lanos]

This is the greatest thread I have ever witnessed.

[Reploid Productions]

This is the greatest thread I have ever witnessed.

Trufax, that. It may well be one of the greatest threads on these forums. XD

[Damanucus]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=233259

There are Doctors everywhere in that thread.

Ahhh, all it takes is an April Fool's prank to bring out the jocular in all of us...and the creative. We all have our ideas, and—

[whispering in ear] Oh, I'm threadjacking am I? Okay, I never said any more.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=233259

There are Doctors everywhere in that thread.

Oh yeah, I blame Astro.

Well, I was the sane one.

[Damanucus]

The Zombie Apolcalypse has given us the thread "Guess Who's Back", and this reply:

Shady's back?

[The Republic of Lanos]

EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT:

It's Max's fault for this-

USER WAS DEATED IN REAL LIFE FOR BLAMING MAX FOR THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK.

NMRZHAR MNMARZ GBHAMNHABGHAGB ARN RHAAMN MNARMBHA MBHRR BHAARNG ARNMBHAZZBGHAGB BRa BGHHA ZHRmBARHA BBARRNMRZ

[Damanucus]

EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT:

NMRZHAR MNMARZ GBHAMNHABGHAGB ARN RHAAMN MNARMBHA MBHRR BHAARNG ARNMBHAZZBGHAGB BRa BGHHA ZHRmBARHA BBARRNMRZ

Sorry, Lanos, Fris beat them to it:

BGHHARHA ARRZ HRBBBARHRNMRZMNRa A NHAHAGB MBHRR ZZHRNBGARNNMHAGB ZZHRmmNMNARZZABGARHRN MNMARBGH HRNMR ZHRmBARHA BZHRBZNMMNABGARHRN. MBHRR BGHHRRZHA HRMB RaHRNM MNMHHR HABBHAN'BG GBARRZZZHRBBHARHAGB ARBG RaHABG, HHARHA'RZ A MNARNBM BGHR AN HAMZZHAMNMNHANBG ZHRmBARRZH BGRANRZMNABGHRR.

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Translation:

There is obviously a need for continued communication with our zombie population. For those of you who haven't discovered it yet, here's a link to an excellent Zombish translator.

[San Leggera]

Sorry, Lanos, Fris beat them to it:

Hardly. Fris is explaining there's a zombish translator available, and I'm simply using the zombish language to play off of Lanos' post. Two quite different things.

[Wikkiwallana]

I would agree, only I have this thing where I'm not evil or racist, so I kinda can't.

[Big Jim P]

I have a working cocker.

Bom-chika-wow-wow. Make sure you put that at the top of your description in the dating ads.

[Rocopurr]

Must snark masculinists, grrr, rrrgh!

I like to picture you all as Daleks, rolling slowly forward as you threateningly bleep out "CASTRATE! CASTRATE!"

[Condunum]

I like to picture you all as Daleks, rolling slowly forward as you threateningly bleep out "CASTRATE! CASTRATE!"

No. Fuck you. I was going to post that.

[Risottia]

Bah, fits that someone like you would fear the light of the Emperor. Heretic. (Image)

Epic facepalm gif.

[Livata]

I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Check the calendar, goofus.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT.

Again, the calendar. Also, remember what you pay to play this game. Most likely, nothing.

I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS

No. No you are not. 1) There is no company behind Nationstates, it's privately owned by one guy. 2) No shareholders either, for the same reason. 3) You do not want to make us engage our Legal Threat Protocol, especially over something as silly as this.

AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

BBB means fuckall to us, and please. Enlighten me. What laws have we broken-?


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Brains? :3

[Meinkraft]

Fucking Christ

We are doing no such thing!

[Damanucus]

You may debate this (actually, I expect you to debate this, especially since I may be self-promoting, which means I'll be expecting Reppy to heat her sword for this one), but I think I may have broken Arch...

You've been watching Sanctuary again, haven't you, Arch? "Paver Nocturnus" if my memory serves me?

Erm, no.

In all honesty I'd never even heard of Sanctuary before your post - I had to google it to find out what it is.

(BTW, this is in regards to Arch blaming the archaeologists.)

[Benomia]

You may debate this (actually, I expect you to debate this, especially since I may be self-promoting, which means I'll be expecting Reppy to heat her sword for this one), but I think I may have broken Arch...

Erm, no.

In all honesty I'd never even heard of Sanctuary before your post - I had to google it to find out what it is.

(BTW, this is in regards to Arch blaming the archaeologists.)

I find that in no way "Awesome". I see it as simply part of a discussion that has nothing to do with anything.

Also, what's Sanctuary?

[Napkiraly]

You may debate this (actually, I expect you to debate this, especially since I may be self-promoting, which means I'll be expecting Reppy to heat her sword for this one), but I think I may have broken Arch...(BTW, this is in regards to Arch blaming the archaeologists.)

I find that in no way "Awesome". I see it as simply part of a discussion that has nothing to do with anything.

Also, what's Sanctuary?

Agreed. It is not "Awesome" in any way.

[Damanucus]

I find that in no way "Awesome". I see it as simply part of a discussion that has nothing to do with anything.

Also, what's Sanctuary?

Good point. Maybe I should've just put up the topic starter instead (since it's the more awesome...although, as you rightly noted, my awesome detector may be on the fritz):

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

[Benomia]

I find that in no way "Awesome". I see it as simply part of a discussion that has nothing to do with anything.

Also, what's Sanctuary?

Good point. Maybe I should've just put up the topic starter instead (since it's the more awesome...although, as you rightly noted, my awesome detector may be on the fritz):

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

Still not awesome. Just seems like a random post from a random debate in a random thread.

[Vareiln]

But it's German. ;-;

Same thing. Swedish is just German with one of those horned helmets on.

Beno, shut up so that this thread doesn't get locked.

[Benomia]

Beano, shut up so that this thread doesn't get locked.

Don't call me Beano.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Please stop arguing on this thread. It is for Awesome Quotes only, along with a few comments on them on occasion.

[Damanucus]

Okay, I shall try again. Funny, this is, at least to me. Awesome...well, that was always subjective:

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