How can a car "literally" give birth?

[Achaea-Graecia]

That is the new Dodge Caravan. If you haven't already seen the commercial, the ending of the script reads,

"Oh, and it literally gave birth to every other minivan."

Are you kidding me? It LITERALLY gave birth?! How does a car "give birth"?! How does a car LITERALLY give birth?! Could you imagine a minivan mounting another minivan and having sex with it?! And how would the mother minivan deliver the child? Do you open the trunk nine months later and there is a baby minivan inside?! That's insane! Why is America so stupid? Well, for one, there is a blatant LIE in a commercial for a well-recognized car company!

It's extremely noticeable too because the speaker stresses the word "literally." He says it like this, "And it, literally, gave birth to every other minivan."

Do you know what the word literally means? Have you ever heard of "figuratively"?
"Oh no... saying figuratively wouldn't have made such a big impact on the audience. Instead, we opened the dictionary, looked up "literal," tore it out, crumpled it up, chewed it, and swallowed it. Then, spat it back out so none of the kiddies have basic vocabulary skills." What a load of crap.

I mean, I could imagine that Dodge created the concept of a minivan, and other car companies followed suit, but this is just dumb.

[The Norwegian Blue]

It doesn't inspire quite this level of rage in me, but the bizarre misuse of "literally" to mean "not literally" is certainly a pet peeve of mine. It does, however, as you point out, lead to some fairly hilarious mental images.

[Xiscapia]

Pointless thread is pointless.

[Nazis in Space]

Well, you see, there's the birds and the bees...

[Aryan Republics of Ame]

That is the new Dodge Caravan. If you haven't already seen the commercial, the ending of the script reads,

"Oh, and it literally gave birth to every other minivan."

Are you kidding me? It LITERALLY gave birth?! How does a car "give birth"?! How does a car LITERALLY give birth?! Could you imagine a minivan mounting another minivan and having sex with it?! And how would the mother minivan give birth? Do you open the trunk and there is a baby minivan inside?! That's insane! Why is America so stupid? Well, for one, there is a blatant LIE in a commercial for a well-recognized car company!

It's extremely noticeable too because the speaker stresses the word "literally." He says it like this, "And it, literally, gave birth to every other minivan."

Do you know what the word literally means? Have you ever heard of "figuratively"? "Oh no... saying figuratively wouldn't have made such a big impact on the audience. Instead, we open the dictionary, look up literal, tear it out, crumple it up, chew it, and swallow it. Then, spit it back out so none of the kiddies have basic vocabulary skills." What a load of crap.

I mean, I could imagine that Dodge created the concept of a minivan, and other car companies followed suit, but this is just dumb.

I just got done laughing about this. But who cares? A car company advert is idiotic, what else is new?

[Coccygia]

This made me LITERALLY explode. I'll be back after I clean up.

[Blitzkrenia]

Obligatory comic is obligatory.

[Keeial]

Stupid artard commercials.

[United Dependencies]

Damn beaten to the punch.

mouse over text: The chemsitry experiment had me figuratively-- and then shortly thereafter literally-- glued to my seat

[Unchecked Expansion]

If it's new, how did it even figuratively give birth to the concept of the minivan?
Wouldn't that be an older car, that isn't this one?
It's the least literal a birth can be

[Achaea-Graecia]

Obligatory comic is obligatory.

Pointless thread is pointless.

Okay, although only one of you added something to this thread (guess who), let's stop with this /b style of repeating the adjective.

"Hurr durr, locked thread is locked, fail troll is fail, gay mod is gay." <- That. Stop it.

[North Wiedna]

It pushed all of the other minivans out of its vagina.

Case closed.

[The Norwegian Blue]

It pushed all of the other minivans out of its vagina.

Case closed.

I would actually be intrigued by a car that advertised, "Also, it has a giant gaping car vagina!"

[Yenke-Bin]

Obligatory comic is obligatory.

Pointless thread is pointless.

Okay, although only one of you added something to this thread (guess who), let's stop with this /b style of repeating the adjective.

"Hurr durr, locked thread is locked, fail troll is fail, gay mod is gay." <- That. Stop it.

Angry post is angry.

[Meryuma]

You're taking this way too seriously.
It might've been a joke, they might've just been stupid, we don't know.
Either way, it's not significant to anything.

[Numerika]

This figuratively made me roll my eyes. In reality, I beat someone in a rage over it.

[Achaea-Graecia]

You aren't appreciating the humor behind it. I'm just astounded so much it's grounds for my rage. It's a comical rage, at the same time. I'm just fucking around, you shouldn't take this too seriously.

[North Wiedna]

You aren't appreciating the humor behind it. I'm just astounded so much it's grounds for my rage. It's a comical rage, at the same time. I'm just fucking around, you shouldn't take this too seriously.

Car vaginas r srs bzniz brah.

I just creeped myself out a bit.

[Norstal]

Is this thread about the use of English semantics in American Television? Because it does fire me up.

"Its like, you know, how err, those stuff and things do, and like, umm, you know, this car is like literally giving birth!"

[Nazi Flower Power]

You're taking this way too seriously.
It might've been a joke, they might've just been stupid, we don't know.
Either way, it's not significant to anything.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a joke. People are stupid.

[L3 Communications]

That is the new Dodge Caravan. If you haven't already seen the commercial, the ending of the script reads,

"Oh, and it literally gave birth to every other minivan."

Are you kidding me? It LITERALLY gave birth?! How does a car "give birth"?! How does a car LITERALLY give birth?! Could you imagine a minivan mounting another minivan and having sex with it?! And how would the mother minivan deliver the child? Do you open the trunk nine months later and there is a baby minivan inside?! That's insane! Why is America so stupid? Well, for one, there is a blatant LIE in a commercial for a well-recognized car company!

It's extremely noticeable too because the speaker stresses the word "literally." He says it like this, "And it, literally, gave birth to every other minivan."

Do you know what the word literally means? Have you ever heard of "figuratively"?
"Oh no... saying figuratively wouldn't have made such a big impact on the audience. Instead, we opened the dictionary, looked up "literal," tore it out, crumpled it up, chewed it, and swallowed it. Then, spat it back out so none of the kiddies have basic vocabulary skills." What a load of crap.

I mean, I could imagine that Dodge created the concept of a minivan, and other car companies followed suit, but this is just dumb.

i read this

now i want to find rule 34 of a dodge caravan mmmm

[The North Hordes]

That is the new Dodge Caravan. If you haven't already seen the commercial, the ending of the script reads,

"Oh, and it literally gave birth to every other minivan."

Are you kidding me? It LITERALLY gave birth?! How does a car "give birth"?! How does a car LITERALLY give birth?! Could you imagine a minivan mounting another minivan and having sex with it?! And how would the mother minivan deliver the child? Do you open the trunk nine months later and there is a baby minivan inside?! That's insane! Why is America so stupid? Well, for one, there is a blatant LIE in a commercial for a well-recognized car company!

It's extremely noticeable too because the speaker stresses the word "literally." He says it like this, "And it, literally, gave birth to every other minivan."

Do you know what the word literally means? Have you ever heard of "figuratively"?
"Oh no... saying figuratively wouldn't have made such a big impact on the audience. Instead, we opened the dictionary, looked up "literal," tore it out, crumpled it up, chewed it, and swallowed it. Then, spat it back out so none of the kiddies have basic vocabulary skills." What a load of crap.

I mean, I could imagine that Dodge created the concept of a minivan, and other car companies followed suit, but this is just dumb.

The world is figuratively made of stupidity. Accept it.

[New Ziedrich]

Minivans are the devil's chariots anyway; screw those bloated boxes. Wagons own.

[L3 Communications]

That is the new Dodge Caravan. If you haven't already seen the commercial, the ending of the script reads,

"Oh, and it literally gave birth to every other minivan."

Are you kidding me? It LITERALLY gave birth?! How does a car "give birth"?! How does a car LITERALLY give birth?! Could you imagine a minivan mounting another minivan and having sex with it?! And how would the mother minivan deliver the child? Do you open the trunk nine months later and there is a baby minivan inside?! That's insane! Why is America so stupid? Well, for one, there is a blatant LIE in a commercial for a well-recognized car company!

It's extremely noticeable too because the speaker stresses the word "literally." He says it like this, "And it, literally, gave birth to every other minivan."

Do you know what the word literally means? Have you ever heard of "figuratively"?
"Oh no... saying figuratively wouldn't have made such a big impact on the audience. Instead, we opened the dictionary, looked up "literal," tore it out, crumpled it up, chewed it, and swallowed it. Then, spat it back out so none of the kiddies have basic vocabulary skills." What a load of crap.

I mean, I could imagine that Dodge created the concept of a minivan, and other car companies followed suit, but this is just dumb.

The world is figuratively made of stupidity. Accept it.

Rocks are p. dumb tbh.

[Katganistan]

Obligatory comic is obligatory.

Pointless thread is pointless.

Okay, although only one of you added something to this thread (guess who), let's stop with this /b style of repeating the adjective.

"Hurr durr, locked thread is locked, fail troll is fail, gay mod is gay." <- That. Stop it.

Spammy memes are spammy.