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Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:03 am**

My nipples don't do anything like fire lasers or dispense beer. Makes me sad.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:24 am**

I miss Fiddlebottoms, where's he been anyway?

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:26 am**

Bottle wrote:Actually, weirdly, I do.

My nipples do this funny thing sometimes, where they kind of invert...most of the time, they're normal nipples, but sometimes they turn into "innies" for a short while. I find this endlessly amusing and like to scare my boyfriend by running at him topless screaming I'M TURNING INSIDE OUT!!!!!

I could totally see you doing that.

:rofl:

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:28 am**

Bottle wrote:Actually, weirdly, I do.

My nipples do this funny thing sometimes, where they kind of invert...most of the time, they're normal nipples, but sometimes they turn into "innies" for a short while. I find this endlessly amusing and like to scare my boyfriend by running at him topless screaming I'M TURNING INSIDE OUT!!!!!

I would be oddly scared, amused, and turned on by that, :lol2:

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:55 am**

Bottle wrote:Actually, weirdly, I do.

My nipples do this funny thing sometimes, where they kind of invert...most of the time, they're normal nipples, but sometimes they turn into "innies" for a short while. I find this endlessly amusing and like to scare my boyfriend by running at him topless screaming I'M TURNING INSIDE OUT!!!!!

.....I need to find a girlfriend who has that same situation who'll do that, that's fucking hilariously awesome. I award you 300 points.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:56 am**

Meh, they're just nipples.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 8:56 am**

I have noticed my nipples going really hard when I'm horny.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:03 am**

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:I have noticed my nipples going really hard when I'm horny.

Pics or it didn't happen?

Actually, I think I will just take your word for it.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:04 am**

They fit my needs.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:06 am**

ha! I have 3 nipples!!!

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:17 am**

Georgism wrote:Meh, they're just nipples.

JUST nipples!?!? :evil:

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:37 am**

Oh how I love my nipples
touch them once and you'll build them temples
Yes, my holy nipples can cure the cripples
they'll make you smile & chase away your pimples
Oh how I love my nipples

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:38 am**

Tsa-la-gi Nation wrote:Oh how I love my nipples

OH RLY?

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:45 am**

I love my nipples. :lol2:

EDIT: AWW F*** I SPILLED BEER ON MY T-SHIRT >:(

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 9:53 am**

Zykorinov wrote:
Georgism wrote:Meh, they're just nipples.

JUST nipples!?!?

Yes. I don't think they even really have a point, apart from being the first place around which I grew hair on my chest for the very first time.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:01 am**

IL Ruffino wrote:Well?

Are they everything you've always wanted?
Are they big or are they small?
Do you play with them?
Do others play with them?
Have you ever been complimented for the quality of your nipples?
What are their political beliefs?
Do you agree with their political beliefs?
If you could have someone else's nipples, who(')s(e) would you choose?

This forum is so pervy that unkie charles is amused. I'm just creeped out. [url]bluewaffle.com[/url]

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:08 am**

IL Ruffino wrote:Well?

Are they everything you've always wanted?
Are they big or are they small?
Do you play with them?
Do others play with them?
Have you ever been complimented for the quality of your nipples?
What are their political beliefs?
Do you agree with their political beliefs?
If you could have someone else's nipples, who(')s(e) would you choose?

My left, Stalin, my right, Levi Johnston's johnson.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:20 am**

My nipples are just nipples. No hair, pretty small, kind of pointy, generally do what it says on the tin.

I think they're collectivists, though. When one does something the other tends to follow suit.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:24 am**

Nadkor wrote:My nipples are just nipples. No hair, pretty small, kind of pointy, generally do what it says on the tin.

I think they're collectivists, though. When one does something the other tends to follow suit.

A summoning of McCarthy's ghost to root out communist nipples is prescribed.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:25 am**

Lord-General Drache wrote:
Nadkor wrote:My nipples are just nipples. No hair, pretty small, kind of pointy, generally do what it says on the tin.

I think they're collectivists, though. When one does something the other tends to follow suit.

A summoning of McCarthy's ghost to root out communist nipples is prescribed.

If I told you I was McCarthy's ghost in order to "root out" Nadkor, would you believe me?

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:26 am**

Maurepas wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Nadkor wrote:My nipples are just nipples. No hair, pretty small, kind of pointy, generally do what it says on the tin.

I think they're collectivists, though. When one does something the other tends to follow suit.

A summoning of McCarthy's ghost to root out communist nipples is prescribed.

If I told you I was McCarthy's ghost in order to "root out" Nadkor, would you believe me?

I'd believe that you'd gotten free of the Etherworld, and would have to trap you. Do you want that?

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:28 am**

Lord-General Drache wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Nadkor wrote:My nipples are just nipples. No hair, pretty small, kind of pointy, generally do what it says on the tin.

I think they're collectivists, though. When one does something the other tends to follow suit.

A summoning of McCarthy's ghost to root out communist nipples is prescribed.

If I told you I was McCarthy's ghost in order to "root out" Nadkor, would you believe me?

I'd believe that you'd gotten free of the Etherworld, and would have to trap you. Do you want that?

Damn, foiled again I suppose,

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:30 am**

Nipple, nipple on my chest,
who could be fairer, surely you jest?

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 10:31 am**

Maurepas wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Nadkor wrote:My nipples are just nipples. No hair, pretty small, kind of pointy, generally do what it says on the tin.

I think they're collectivists, though. When one does something the other tends to follow suit.

A summoning of McCarthy's ghost to root out communist nipples is prescribed.

If I told you I was McCarthy's ghost in order to "root out" Nadkor, would you believe me?

I'd believe that you'd gotten free of the Etherworld, and would have to trap you. Do you want that?

Damn, foiled again I suppose,

I'd totally go "Danny Phantom" on you, dude.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2010 2:14 pm**

my nipples are small. They also get VERY hard in the cold.

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