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Legato Venari wrote:

Kannap wrote:
Does thou not liveth neareth a CVS-eth or Walgreenseth?

You don't understand, North Carolina is a hellhole for allergens. Dogtrees, pines, maple, and all the half a million flowers will inflict heavy suffering. I mean Allergy season begins around March and ends at early to middle November. Of course not everyone gets hit by all but some of these trees are assholes.

I'm pretty sure Kannap understands.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The cat cleared her tests. She doesn't have cancer. Yay!!! \o/

This makes us glad.

A reason to party, even.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The cat cleared her tests. She doesn't have cancer. Yay!!! \o/

Huzzah! HUzzah! Huzzah! .

I was rather scared for her. But she's OK. Only a fungus.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The cat cleared her tests. She doesn't have cancer. Yay!!! \o/

This makes us glad.

Thank you, Teddy.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The cat cleared her tests. She doesn't have cancer. Yay!!! \o/

Awesome! Very glad!

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Huzzah! HUzzah! Huzzah! .

I was rather scared for her. But she's OK. Only a fungus.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:This makes us glad.

Thank you, Teddy.

Your cat is a mushroom?

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Huzzah! HUzzah! Huzzah! .

I was rather scared for her. But she's OK. Only a fungus.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:This makes us glad.

Thank you, Teddy.

Oh jeezus, when you said cat I thought you meant you.

I am still pleased, but not 3 huzzah pleased. ... one huzzah pleased, you rate much higher than misty.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Huzzah! HUzzah! Huzzah! .

I was rather scared for her. But she's OK. Only a fungus.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:This makes us glad.

Thank you, Teddy.

Ick, fungal infections with fur? No me gusta.

Abserdia wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I was rather scared for her. But she's OK. Only a fungus.



Thank you, Teddy.

Your cat is a mushroom?

You think jesus is the only being that can transubstantiate?

Kannap wrote:

Svebia wrote:Yeah, me either. I don't know what's happening.

Life is happening. Congratulations. You are the father.

BUT WHO'S THE MOTHER?!

Ethel mermania wrote:

Abserdia wrote:Your cat is a mushroom?

You think jesus is the only being that can transubstantiate?

...

Nana's cat is the body and blood of Jesus Christ?

Abserdia wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
You think jesus is the only being that can transubstantiate?

...

Nana's cat is the body and blood of Jesus Christ?

I was working off of your premise misty turned into a mushroom. After all it has been said... Nana's cat works in mysterious ways.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Abserdia wrote:...

Nana's cat is the body and blood of Jesus Christ?

I was working off of your premise misty turned into a mushroom. After all it has been said... Nana's cat works in mysterious ways.

Nana's probably a witch, and her cats are probably demons.

Abserdia wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
I was working off of your premise misty turned into a mushroom. After all it has been said... Nana's cat works in mysterious ways.

Nana's probably a witch, and her cats are probably demons.

That is a serious charge to throw about. Do you have proof she weighs the same as a duck?

Ethel mermania wrote:

Abserdia wrote:Nana's probably a witch, and her cats are probably demons.

That is a serious charge to throw about. Do you have proof she weighs the same as a duck?

I have a fine large pair of scales. I can lend them out.

Legato Venari wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
That is a serious charge to throw about. Do you have proof she weighs the same as a duck?

I have a fine large pair of scales. I can lend them out.

At least someone has read the script.

I see a seat at a round table in your future young person.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Abserdia wrote:Nana's probably a witch, and her cats are probably demons.

That is a serious charge to throw about. Do you have proof she weighs the same as a duck?

How much can a duck weigh?

Ethel mermania wrote:

Legato Venari wrote:I have a fine large pair of scales. I can lend them out.

At least someone has read the script.

I see a seat at a round table in your future young person.

I'd rather not go to Camelot.

Abserdia wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
That is a serious charge to throw about. Do you have proof she weighs the same as a duck?

How much can a duck weigh?

The same as a witch,

Legato Venari wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
At least someone has read the script.

I see a seat at a round table in your future young person.

I'd rather not go to Camelot.

Seems like a very silly place.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Abserdia wrote:How much can a duck weigh?

The same as a witch,

Well ducks can have a lot of different weights, and so can witches. What if there's an obese duck with gigantism?
Or an anorexic witch with extreme dwarfism?

Ethel mermania wrote:

Legato Venari wrote:I'd rather not go to Camelot.

Seems like a very silly place.

It's only a model.

Vassenor wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Seems like a very silly place.

It's only a model.

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

The Knights Table was a lie, it was really triangle. Knights Table is illuminati, King Arthur is illuminati

Abserdia wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
The same as a witch,

Well ducks can have a lot of different weights, and so can witches. What if there's an obese duck with gigantism?
Or an anorexic witch with extreme dwarfism?

You need to read the script, let's take it from the song.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Abserdia wrote:Well ducks can have a lot of different weights, and so can witches. What if there's an obese duck with gigantism?
Or an anorexic witch with extreme dwarfism?

You need to read the script, let's take it from the song.

Let's just burn her anyways.