What would your last wish be before you die ?

[Mancunian Northumbria]

Go on a 'Day of the Jackal'-esque rampage against the political elite

[The Emerald Legion]

To see women treated fairly and equally for once in the history of the earth.

It's already happened. It's called Modern Society.

Also, to manage to die in such a manner that I live on in stories. Either that or to get the clone factory up and running and produce thousands of copies of myself to overwhelm my detractors with human wave tactics.

[Benuty]

To see women treated fairly and equally for once in the history of the earth.

Nonsense. Humanity will die out from a sterility plague before your society comes into play.

[Slomikova]

To be reborn as the Lord, Almighty, God of the Explosion.


I shall be so powerful, that every time some ones writes the word explosion, it will automatically be spelt with a capital E.

Oh, and Explosions every May 6th and November 5th. Explosions, everywhere.

[Minivanistan]

To be reborn as the Lord, Almighty, God of the Explosion.

But Michael Bey is still living isnt he?

[Slomikova]

To be reborn as the Lord, Almighty, God of the Explosion.

But Michael Bey is still living isnt he?

I will die after he has passed. But I will surpass him.

[Redsection]

The fall of leftism and the social standards that come with it

[Genivaria]

To be reborn as the Lord, Almighty, God of the Explosion.


I shall be so powerful, that every time some ones writes the word explosion, it will automatically be spelt with a capital E.

Oh, and Explosions every May 6th and November 5th. Explosions, everywhere.

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explosions.
Fuck the police.

[Genivaria]

The fall of leftism and the social standards that come with it

Which social standards are those?

[Goldwater Coast]

That the human race figure out a way to safely and comfortably exist for the rest of eternity.

[Isyrannaea]

To see women treated fairly and equally for once in the history of the earth.

That's already a thing.

[Custerburgh]

If I wanted to go full edgelord, to take as many to the grave with me, as violently possible.

Or

To make it painless and to die watching the sunset.

[Egohedonia]

The fall of leftism and the social standards that come with it

Which social standards are those?

muh degenenrancy

[Jochizyd Republic]

The fall of leftism and the social standards that come with it

Yes.

[Implacable Death]

I would love to go total Lukas. Allow me to explain:

Lukas is a character from the Warhammer 40.000 universe, a space marine with a mean streak.

Lukas was only once bested, during an abortive attempt to cripple the flagship of the Dark Eldar Duke Sliscus, wherein one of his two hearts was cut out as a souvenir and he was set adrift in space - an ordeal that only a Space Marine could survive, and only Lukas could laugh about. Lukas later had a Stasis Bomb wired in place of his secondary heart, so that when his primary heart stops beating, he and the one who finally bests him will be frozen in time as a gruesome and eternal monument to his own glory - giving Lukas the last laugh after all

Since I have an enormous gut, a bomb in there wouldn't be hard to do. I'd go to the biggest hive of villainy and then kill myself there, making the bomb go off. Not sure where I'd go, though.

More realistically, I'd want to be flown to Cincinatti to find one person and tell her how I feel. Even if she can't reciprocate, I'd just want her to know.

[Ebnious]

To become a god!

To kill a Sib.

[Kravanica]

For Trump to become Eternal God-Emperor.

[Community Values]

I'm a simple man. I just want to see all of One Punch Man animated.

[Dagnia]

I would wish that my dog and cat were well cared for.

[Implacable Death]

I almost forgot. To see vassenor and gauthier be permabanned from here.

[Dagnia]

I would wish that my dog and cat were well cared for

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

To be immortal, and thus not die.

[Elwher]

To keep living.

[Libertine States of America]

That the entire human race gets genocided by aliens. They're fucking pieces of shit who can't get off oil because that just might slow our economy down a bit.

Then you have moderators on the fucking internet who don't get laid or elsewise they wouldn't be banning people for speaking their goddamn minds. If you goddamn assholes see this, I dare you to fucking ban me, cause you're all a bunch of politician cocksuckers.

Oh, but it doesn't end there. You've got these douchebag leaders like Rodrigo Duterte and Vladimir Putin who go on the fucking television and say stupid shit like 'Well it was the gays who caused the AIDS epidemic in such and such' or 'I don't give a shit about human freedoms or trial by jury or whatever'. I hope all these fucking douchebags get fucking impaled on a 50-foot pike.

Weed people in this country get arrested yet people with offshore bank accounts get away with avoiding taxes. That is a bunch of bullshit. No goddamn rational civilisation would ever be in this train of thought.

And the worst of all this bullshit are assholes like Greater Mackonia and Novus America who say more stupid shit like 'All foriegners are ISIS terrorists' or 'My Filipino nurse makes more money than you, hahaha.' Fuck those pieces of shit.

I hope this whole human race dies, and I hope I never hear from them again.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

That the entire human race gets genocided by aliens. They're fucking pieces of shit who can't get off oil because that just might slow our economy down a bit.

Then you have moderators on the fucking internet who don't get laid or elsewise they wouldn't be banning people for speaking their goddamn minds. If you goddamn assholes see this, I dare you to fucking ban me, cause you're all a bunch of politician cocksuckers.

Oh, but it doesn't end there. You've got these douchebag leaders like Rodrigo Duterte and Vladimir Putin who go on the fucking television and say stupid shit like 'Well it was the gays who caused the AIDS epidemic in such and such' or 'I don't give a shit about human freedoms or trial by jury or whatever'. I hope all these fucking douchebags get fucking impaled on a 50-foot pike.

Weed people in this country get arrested yet people with offshore bank accounts get away with avoiding taxes. That is a bunch of bullshit. No goddamn rational civilisation would ever be in this train of thought.

And the worst of all this bullshit are assholes like Greater Mackonia and Novus America who say more stupid shit like 'All foriegners are ISIS terrorists' or 'My Filipino nurse makes more money than you, hahaha.' Fuck those pieces of shit.

I hope this whole human race dies, and I hope I never hear from them again.

...fuck, man.