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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:14 am
by Abserdia
Speaking of the world wars, I'm playing a Risk type game about WW2.

I should play as France next. See if I can save Netherlands from Germany with my airforce.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:14 am
by The Grim Reaper
The Serbian Empire wrote:Does Baertschi sound like a rejected Pokémon?


I would say more a rejected Austrian gentleman.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:15 am
by The balkens
The Grim Reaper wrote:
The balkens wrote:But WWI tactics are hip and happening.

That Italians thought that and faced the full might of American firepower at sicily and southern Italy, as well as Africa.
The Japanese worked around the INSANELY dumb idea of Decisive battle (based upon the 1905 war against the russians).

The russians back in the winter war, however, had to make shit up to stalin in order to justify the EXTREME casualties the red army was facing due to Trenches being filled with angry and irate finns.

against Finland.


Decisive battle was a doctrine that was, unfortunately, developed through a fundamental error in the Japanese view of geopolitics. That is, the idea of a homogenous Europe. They knew that, like all the European powers, Russia was an unattainable goal for the Asian regional powers to compete with. So they gave it a shot anyway.

It only took one offensive to basically total the Russian fleet in Asia - it really was decisive, because Russia has never been a particular naval power, and certainly not based out of Port Sweetfuckall, Kamchatska. The Japanese did not quite realise that the USA, however, could not physically fit the entirity of their navy in the Pacific into Pearl Harbour. Also, most of the ships that they did sink were sort of just shrugged off and reanimated like gigantic metal zombies.

And then Japanese industry really couldn't keep up with an America that was somewhat larger, and also less susceptible to firebombing. Also, it had the atomic bomb near the end, and really fucking angry Russians who were nominally on their side, just as a sort of shit icing on the death cake.


Americans were also in the "nominally angry" category.

What kind of asshole BOMBS a sleeping giant?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:15 am
by The balkens
Abserdia wrote:Speaking of the world wars, I'm playing a Risk type game about WW2.

I should play as France next. See if I can save Netherlands from Germany with my airforce.


Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe

>Erich Hartmann intensifies

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:18 am
by Abserdia
The balkens wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Speaking of the world wars, I'm playing a Risk type game about WW2.

I should play as France next. See if I can save Netherlands from Germany with my airforce.


Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe

>Erich Hartmann intensifies


Luckily, he doesn't exist in this game.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:18 am
by The balkens
Abserdia wrote:
The balkens wrote:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe

>Erich Hartmann intensifies


Luckily, he doesn't exist in this game.


>BF-109E intensifies

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:31 am
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The fittings were dreadful, all the light got out.

We will bury you.

Only if you are the lowest bidder......

Unless dad puts you as ownership, then as a women, you are a minority owned business. (MBE), and 20 % of all our construction projects can be set aside for you.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:55 am
by Hurdergaryp
Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Geert getting his way is a scary concept to behold, but I'm afraid I don't get it.

My point being there really wouldn't be any reason for my department to have even a passive interest in you unless, say, you were visiting Paris without a travel visa in the bizarre (so given the current year, probably inevitable) circumstance of The Netherlands leaving the EU to form a Christ is Might military state with its greedy eyes on Flanders.

So in short, Welcome to Paris!

We could write beautiful dystopian scifi novels together.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:57 am
by Veceria
The Grim Reaper wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Does Baertschi sound like a rejected Pokémon?


I would say more a rejected Austrian gentleman.

I concur.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:12 am
by Hurdergaryp
Veceria wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:I would say more a rejected Austrian gentleman.

I concur.

Which is not surprising, since you're an Austrian gentleman yourself.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:30 am
by Veceria
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Veceria wrote:I concur.

Which is not surprising, since you're an Austrian gentleman yourself.

Not yet rejected though :P

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:31 am
by The balkens
Veceria wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Which is not surprising, since you're an Austrian gentleman yourself.

Not yet rejected though :P


Austrian?

Heh.....heh....heh....

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:31 am
by Hurdergaryp
Veceria wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Which is not surprising, since you're an Austrian gentleman yourself.

Not yet rejected though :P

That's just because we haven't met yet.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:33 am
by Veceria
The balkens wrote:
Veceria wrote:Not yet rejected though :P


Austrian?

Heh.....heh....heh....

Hm?

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Veceria wrote:Not yet rejected though :P

That's just because we haven't met yet.

I reject you first!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:37 am
by Hurdergaryp
Veceria wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:That's just because we haven't met yet.

I reject you first!

Image

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:40 am
by Talvezout
I've been lurking through my friends' social media stuff and I swear it's such a wild ride

Too many memes

And too many dad kinks

Like why

Why am I friends with these people

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:40 am
by The balkens
You want to know what i really hate?
what drives me around the goddamn bend?

Its people who cant take a joke.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:41 am
by The balkens
Talvezout wrote:I've been lurking through my friends' social media stuff and I swear it's such a wild ride

Too many memes

And too many dad kinks

Like why

Why am I friends with these people


Never enough.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:41 am
by Ethel mermania
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Veceria wrote:I reject you first!

Image


It just does.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:46 am
by Talvezout
The balkens wrote:
Talvezout wrote:I've been lurking through my friends' social media stuff and I swear it's such a wild ride

Too many memes

And too many dad kinks

Like why

Why am I friends with these people


Never enough.


The memes I'm kinda alright with

Everything else is just here and I don't know why

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:47 am
by Vassenor
Well I did a thing.

#allofthesugar

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:06 am
by Luziyca
Talvezout wrote:
The balkens wrote:
Never enough.


The memes I'm kinda alright with

Everything else is just here and I don't know why

Because you find yourself looking at them? It's like a good car accident: you can't stop looking at it.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:08 am
by Abserdia
Vassenor wrote:Well I did a thing.

#allofthesugar

Looks like a Reeses cup.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:12 am
by Vassenor
Abserdia wrote:
Vassenor wrote:Well I did a thing.

#allofthesugar

Looks like a Reeses cup.


Only with caramel rather than peanut butter.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:13 am
by Abserdia
Vassenor wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Looks like a Reeses cup.


Only with caramel rather than peanut butter.

Sadly, I don't like caramel that much. But if it was peanut butter, I would finish 10 of those in a day and then feel sorry for my stomach later.