NationStates

The Holy Therns wrote:

Gallade wrote:No, that's swan. Look at you now, vicious but beautiful bird.

I'm still not convinced swans aren't just slightly more dignified geese.

What makes you say that?

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Gallade wrote:They must have been somewhere in northeastern France and gotten a bit confused, it happens.

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

Italios wrote:

Koninkrijk Zeeland wrote:I just got back from Mechelen , stupid belgians were striking again.

Esternial, they're speaking badly about your countryyyyyy.

Can't speak badly about a country that doesn't exist.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Triggered. ~(＾◇^)/

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

And southern Dutchies.

Gallade wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

"Belgian" citizens are actually innocent (for the most part) people (for the most part) that have been kidnapped by the New World Order's Belgian Conspiracy division and brainwashed using psychotronic mind control, psychotropically enhanced beer, and neurolinguistic programming into believing that they are Belgians.


Somebody understands meeeeeee~

The land of chocolate is imaginary.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

I've been to the land of wine, escargot and croissants. It most definitely exists!

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

Plot twist: we're still stuck in the Roman-Empire era Europe and revolutionary America, because time is an illusion made up by the human mind.

Everyone give it for America's favourite fighting Frenchman kind of a Gaul dude!

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

For the most part *nods*

Gallade wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Their people (for the most part) are too.

Triggered. ~(＾◇^)/

Poor Galla

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

For the most part *nods*

Go all the way or don't. And wear a condom.

This has been a PSA from PBS.

Gallade wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

"Belgian" citizens are actually innocent (for the most part) people (for the most part) that have been kidnapped by the New World Order's Belgian Conspiracy division and brainwashed using psychotronic mind control, psychotropically enhanced beer, and neurolinguistic programming into believing that they are Belgians.


Somebody understands meeeeeee~

We have been saying that for years.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

No Hurde, I do not want to play Axis and Allies with you. You always take Japan away from me.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

You're really overestimating how much people care about the antics of the Dutch.

I mean we love Amsterdam. Amsterdam is great. And what a delta hub.

But what's a southern Netherlands.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

No Hurde, I do not want to play Axis and Allies with you. You always take Japan away from me.

Bad hurde, naughty hurde...

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

I've been to the land of wine, escargot and croissants. It most definitely exists!

And I've been to Belgium. God, the industrial revolution really did a number on that country! Hasn't anybody told the Belgian authorities that you should repurpose or demolish obsolete factories?

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

Gallade wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

You're really overestimating how much people care about the antics of the Dutch.

I mean we love Amsterdam. Amsterdam is great. And what a delta hub.

But what's a southern Netherlands.

You may know it as the Spanish Netherlands or the Austrian Netherlands. It is also the place where the armies of Louis XIV clashed with Dutch and British troops, and clashed repeatedly.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Gallade wrote:You're really overestimating how much people care about the antics of the Dutch.

I mean we love Amsterdam. Amsterdam is great. And what a delta hub.

But what's a southern Netherlands.

You may know it as the Spanish Netherlands or the Austrian Netherlands. It is also the place where the armies of Louis XIV clashed with Dutch and British troops, and clashed repeatedly.

I'll just assume Holland. It's always Holland.

Holland.

The Holy Therns wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

And Sweden is probably a marketing ploy by manufacturers of dependable cars and affordable DIY furniture.

The Holy Therns wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

I am.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

The Holy Therns wrote:I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

And Sweden is probably a marketing ploy by manufacturers of dependable cars and affordable DIY furniture.

It's actually Gallade. Hush hush.

Gallade wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:You may know it as the Spanish Netherlands or the Austrian Netherlands. It is also the place where the armies of Louis XIV clashed with Dutch and British troops, and clashed repeatedly.

I'll just assume Holland. It's always Holland.

Holland.

Simple minds tend to find that a satisfying answer, yes. This is why simple minds should not be allowed to make decisions. It's for their own good.

The Holy Therns wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:And Sweden is probably a marketing ploy by manufacturers of dependable cars and affordable DIY furniture.

It's actually Gallade. Hush hush.

Oh god you poor people I'm so sorry.