Is it TET time again already?

[Luziyca]

No, that's swan. Look at you now, vicious but beautiful bird.

I'm still not convinced swans aren't just slightly more dignified geese.

What makes you say that?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

[Hurdegaryp]

They must have been somewhere in northeastern France and gotten a bit confused, it happens.

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

[Kannap]

I just got back from Mechelen , stupid belgians were striking again.

Esternial, they're speaking badly about your countryyyyyy.

Can't speak badly about a country that doesn't exist.

[Gallade]

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Triggered. ~(＾◇^)/

[Luziyca]

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

And southern Dutchies.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

"Belgian" citizens are actually innocent (for the most part) people (for the most part) that have been kidnapped by the New World Order's Belgian Conspiracy division and brainwashed using psychotronic mind control, psychotropically enhanced beer, and neurolinguistic programming into believing that they are Belgians.


Somebody understands meeeeeee~

The land of chocolate is imaginary.

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

I've been to the land of wine, escargot and croissants. It most definitely exists!

[Italios]

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

Plot twist: we're still stuck in the Roman-Empire era Europe and revolutionary America, because time is an illusion made up by the human mind.

Everyone give it for America's favourite fighting Frenchman kind of a Gaul dude!

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

For the most part *nods*

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Triggered. ~(＾◇^)/

Poor Galla

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

For the most part *nods*

Go all the way or don't. And wear a condom.

This has been a PSA from PBS.

[Ethel mermania]

Quite. They're so similar.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

"Belgian" citizens are actually innocent (for the most part) people (for the most part) that have been kidnapped by the New World Order's Belgian Conspiracy division and brainwashed using psychotronic mind control, psychotropically enhanced beer, and neurolinguistic programming into believing that they are Belgians.


Somebody understands meeeeeee~

We have been saying that for years.

[Hurdegaryp]

Their people (for the most part) are too.

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

No Hurde, I do not want to play Axis and Allies with you. You always take Japan away from me.

[Gallade]

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

You're really overestimating how much people care about the antics of the Dutch.

I mean we love Amsterdam. Amsterdam is great. And what a delta hub.

But what's a southern Netherlands.

[Ethel mermania]

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

No Hurde, I do not want to play Axis and Allies with you. You always take Japan away from me.

Bad hurde, naughty hurde...

[Hurdegaryp]

If you think Belgium is unlikely, what about a Celtic country with a Latin language and a Germanic name? Sounds preposterous, right? Still hundreds of millions of people firmly believe France is an actual country.

I've been to the land of wine, escargot and croissants. It most definitely exists!

And I've been to Belgium. God, the industrial revolution really did a number on that country! Hasn't anybody told the Belgian authorities that you should repurpose or demolish obsolete factories?

[The Holy Therns]

Belgians are just northern Frenchies.

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

[Hurdegaryp]

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

You're really overestimating how much people care about the antics of the Dutch.

I mean we love Amsterdam. Amsterdam is great. And what a delta hub.

But what's a southern Netherlands.

You may know it as the Spanish Netherlands or the Austrian Netherlands. It is also the place where the armies of Louis XIV clashed with Dutch and British troops, and clashed repeatedly.

[Gallade]

You're really overestimating how much people care about the antics of the Dutch.

I mean we love Amsterdam. Amsterdam is great. And what a delta hub.

But what's a southern Netherlands.

You may know it as the Spanish Netherlands or the Austrian Netherlands. It is also the place where the armies of Louis XIV clashed with Dutch and British troops, and clashed repeatedly.

I'll just assume Holland. It's always Holland.

Holland.

[Hurdegaryp]

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

And Sweden is probably a marketing ploy by manufacturers of dependable cars and affordable DIY furniture.

[Ethel mermania]

The only reason you believe that is because of French machinations in order to make the Southern Netherlands less Dutch. You know, like how the Soviet government pumped the Baltic republics full of Russians in order to break those pesky regional identities. It wasn't very effective, but those countries still have significant Russian minorities which might provide a casus belli for dear leader Jeltsin in order to once and for all proof how inferior the decadent members of NATO, that vile club of warmongering imperialist aggressors, truly are.

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

I am.

[The Holy Therns]

I'm not entirely convinced the Netherlands exist either.

And Sweden is probably a marketing ploy by manufacturers of dependable cars and affordable DIY furniture.

It's actually Gallade. Hush hush.

[Hurdegaryp]

You may know it as the Spanish Netherlands or the Austrian Netherlands. It is also the place where the armies of Louis XIV clashed with Dutch and British troops, and clashed repeatedly.

I'll just assume Holland. It's always Holland.

Holland.

Simple minds tend to find that a satisfying answer, yes. This is why simple minds should not be allowed to make decisions. It's for their own good.

[Gallade]

And Sweden is probably a marketing ploy by manufacturers of dependable cars and affordable DIY furniture.

It's actually Gallade. Hush hush.

Oh god you poor people I'm so sorry.