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by Ethel mermania » Mon May 16, 2016 6:48 pm
by Italios » Mon May 16, 2016 6:49 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:Italios wrote:Somehow swimming in a pool is never as fun as swimming at the beach. I mean there are waves for god's sake, people who are scared of them or just don't enjoy swimming in the ocean are missing out on a lot.
Hi, I am the choir. Please feel free to keep preaching it, we say. Amen.
by Kannap » Mon May 16, 2016 6:49 pm
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Ethel mermania » Mon May 16, 2016 6:50 pm
Italios wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:
Hi, I am the choir. Please feel free to keep preaching it, we say. Amen.
And I will sing my verses from the tops of mountains and hills, from the bottoms of valleys and from the wild plains and fields, with the hope that one day the lord almighty will let His people know that swimming in the ocean is fun!
And then God in all his glory, will proclaim all beach admission free, so that all his faithful people can enjoy the feeling of sand between their toes, the lord's sun on their face, and the cool water on their skin, the skin moulded by the holy spirit in His image!
by The Serbian Empire » Mon May 16, 2016 6:52 pm
by Arcturus Novus » Mon May 16, 2016 6:52 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:Italios wrote:And I will sing my verses from the tops of mountains and hills, from the bottoms of valleys and from the wild plains and fields, with the hope that one day the lord almighty will let His people know that swimming in the ocean is fun!
And then God in all his glory, will proclaim all beach admission free, so that all his faithful people can enjoy the feeling of sand between their toes, the lord's sun on their face, and the cool water on their skin, the skin moulded by the holy spirit in His image!
Tan, just like jesus.
Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
Unfortunately we're all forced to participate in whatever baroque humiliation kink the OP has going on instead.
by Gallade » Mon May 16, 2016 6:53 pm
Italios wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:
Hi, I am the choir. Please feel free to keep preaching it, we say. Amen.
And I will sing my verses from the tops of mountains and hills, from the bottoms of valleys and from the wild plains and fields, with the hope that one day the lord almighty will let His people know that swimming in the ocean is fun!
And then God in all his glory, will proclaim all beach admission free, so that all his faithful people can enjoy the feeling of sand between their toes, the lord's sun on their face, and the cool water on their skin, the skin moulded by the holy spirit in His image!
by Italios » Mon May 16, 2016 6:53 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:Italios wrote:And I will sing my verses from the tops of mountains and hills, from the bottoms of valleys and from the wild plains and fields, with the hope that one day the lord almighty will let His people know that swimming in the ocean is fun!
And then God in all his glory, will proclaim all beach admission free, so that all his faithful people can enjoy the feeling of sand between their toes, the lord's sun on their face, and the cool water on their skin, the skin moulded by the holy spirit in His image!
Tan, just like jesus.
by Kannap » Mon May 16, 2016 6:54 pm
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Arcturus Novus » Mon May 16, 2016 6:56 pm
Gallade wrote:Italios wrote:And I will sing my verses from the tops of mountains and hills, from the bottoms of valleys and from the wild plains and fields, with the hope that one day the lord almighty will let His people know that swimming in the ocean is fun!
And then God in all his glory, will proclaim all beach admission free, so that all his faithful people can enjoy the feeling of sand between their toes, the lord's sun on their face, and the cool water on their skin, the skin moulded by the holy spirit in His image!
Free beach admission? HERETIC.
Larvotto private beach is miiiiiiiiiiine.
Italios wrote:Honestly I think Jesus has created a double standard,
When he tans everyone thinks it's "cool," and "the epitome of Christianity's hipness," but when I do it I get told I'll get skin cancer.
And when he sleeps for three days, he creates a religion, but if I did that, people would say I'm lazy.
Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
Unfortunately we're all forced to participate in whatever baroque humiliation kink the OP has going on instead.
by Kannap » Mon May 16, 2016 6:56 pm
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Italios » Mon May 16, 2016 6:57 pm
by Gallade » Mon May 16, 2016 6:57 pm
Arcturus Novus wrote:
Who the fuck pays to walk around on the beach?Italios wrote:Honestly I think Jesus has created a double standard,
When he tans everyone thinks it's "cool," and "the epitome of Christianity's hipness," but when I do it I get told I'll get skin cancer.
And when he sleeps for three days, he creates a religion, but if I did that, people would say I'm lazy.
I mean, if you spelt for three days straight, I'd just be concerned for your overall health.
by Kannap » Mon May 16, 2016 7:00 pm
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Italios » Mon May 16, 2016 7:00 pm
Gallade wrote:Arcturus Novus wrote:Who the fuck pays to walk around on the beach?
I mean, if you spelt for three days straight, I'd just be concerned for your overall health.
When you have the highest national population density on earth and just one beach, everybody who can afford it. The free section is chaos.
by Arcturus Novus » Mon May 16, 2016 7:04 pm
Gallade wrote:Arcturus Novus wrote:Who the fuck pays to walk around on the beach?
I mean, if you spelt for three days straight, I'd just be concerned for your overall health.
When you have the highest national population density on earth and just one beach, everybody who can afford it. The free section is chaos.
Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
Unfortunately we're all forced to participate in whatever baroque humiliation kink the OP has going on instead.
by Ethel mermania » Mon May 16, 2016 7:04 pm
Italios wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:
Tan, just like jesus.
Honestly I think Jesus has created a double standard,
When he tans everyone thinks it's "cool," and "the epitome of Christianity's hipness," but when I do it I get told I'll get skin cancer.
And when he sleeps for three days, he creates a religion, but if I did that, people would say I'm lazy.
by Gallade » Mon May 16, 2016 7:04 pm
by Arcturus Novus » Mon May 16, 2016 7:06 pm
Gallade wrote:Italios wrote:One beach? How do you even survive like that?
Ah it's segmented into a few private inlet thingies and the public beach. In the private areas you buy a sun lounger for around 25 euro for an hour so once seatings full nobody is getting in so it's never too crowded. The one public inlet though on a sunny day, hoo boy. Do not want.
Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
Unfortunately we're all forced to participate in whatever baroque humiliation kink the OP has going on instead.
by Italios » Mon May 16, 2016 7:06 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:Italios wrote:Honestly I think Jesus has created a double standard,
When he tans everyone thinks it's "cool," and "the epitome of Christianity's hipness," but when I do it I get told I'll get skin cancer.
And when he sleeps for three days, he creates a religion, but if I did that, people would say I'm lazy.
Ikr, I thought my mother was a Virgin and she thought I walked on water, and does anybody worship me????? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.
by Ethel mermania » Mon May 16, 2016 7:07 pm
by Great Feng » Mon May 16, 2016 7:07 pm
by Gallade » Mon May 16, 2016 7:08 pm
Arcturus Novus wrote:Gallade wrote:Ah it's segmented into a few private inlet thingies and the public beach. In the private areas you buy a sun lounger for around 25 euro for an hour so once seatings full nobody is getting in so it's never too crowded. The one public inlet though on a sunny day, hoo boy. Do not want.
Consider this: paying roughly $25-30 an hour just to sit on a beach is bourgeios nonsense.
by Arcturus Novus » Mon May 16, 2016 7:09 pm
Great Feng wrote:You know, Yugioh, DBZ, and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is the only few things keeping me from getting pissed off or upset at my friend being angry at me.
Then again, someone's always mad at me.
I'm not the only one who always has someone angry at him right?
Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
Unfortunately we're all forced to participate in whatever baroque humiliation kink the OP has going on instead.
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