How many towels do you own?

[Ann Coulters Ideology]

And do you wear any on your head?

[Ring of Isengard]

[Cabra West]

I own one that says "DON'T PANIC". Does that help?

[Ring of Isengard]

[Tyraus]

^ This.

[SaintB]

Is this an attempt to illicit an angry response from people living in predominantly Muslim countries? That's what it seems like.

[Ring of Isengard]

Is this an attempt to illicit an angry response from people living in predominantly Muslim countries? That's what it seems like.

That's what I thought.

[Dolbri]

Is this an attempt to illicit an angry response from people living in predominantly Muslim countries? That's what it seems like.

First thing I thought about was the Hitchhiker's Guide. Besides, muslims don't wear towels on their heads, women do, after they just washed their hair.

EDIT: I own many towels, though none as cool or handy as the face/butt one.

[SaintB]

Is this an attempt to illicit an angry response from people living in predominantly Muslim countries? That's what it seems like.

First thing I thought about was the Hitchhiker's Guide. Besides, muslims don't wear towels on their heads, women do, after they just washed their hair.

EDIT: I own many towels, though none as cool or handy as the face/butt one.

The slur Towel Head is often used by people prejudiced against Muslim and Arabic people. The OP seems like a troll to me.

[Ring of Isengard]

Is this an attempt to illicit an angry response from people living in predominantly Muslim countries? That's what it seems like.

First thing I thought about was the Hitchhiker's Guide. Besides, muslims don't wear towels on their heads, women do, after they just washed their hair.

EDIT: I own many towels, though none as cool or handy as the face/butt one.

The slur Towel Head is often used by people prejudiced against Muslim and Arabic people. The OP seems like a troll to me.

Report him/her then.

[Civylia]

I own too many towels to count. And I wear them on my head after I finish taking a shower.

[Barringtonia]

The OP is also showing some ignorance, Ann Coulter called Ahmadinejad a raghead, not a towelhead.

[Dumb Ideologies]

The OP is a tragic example of what can happen when the final brain cell and humour neuron conclude a suicide pact to finally escape the bleak and lonely world in the empty space between the ears.

[Ring of Isengard]

The OP is a tragic example of what can happen when the final brain cell and humour neuron conclude a suicide pact to finally escape the bleak and lonely world in the empty space between the ears.

[Surpsainia]

How do women wrap towels around their heads after they get out of the shower?

[Ring of Isengard]

How do women wrap towels around their heads after they get out of the shower?

I know the secret.... not telling.

[Civylia]

How do women wrap towels around their heads after they get out of the shower?

So that we can dry our hair.
How else would we do it, without electronic hair dryers? What do YOU do?

[Surpsainia]

How do women wrap towels around their heads after they get out of the shower?

So that we can dry our hair.
How else would we do it, without electronic hair dryers? What do YOU do?

No I mean how do you actually get it to stay up there? It baffles my male brain.

[Ring of Isengard]

How do women wrap towels around their heads after they get out of the shower?

So that we can dry our hair.
How else would we do it, without electronic hair dryers? What do YOU do?

No I mean how do you actually get it to stay up there? It baffles my male brain.

It's easy -wrap and twist.

[Civylia]

How do women wrap towels around their heads after they get out of the shower?

So that we can dry our hair.
How else would we do it, without electronic hair dryers? What do YOU do?

No I mean how do you actually get it to stay up there? It baffles my male brain.

You just get the towel, and WRAP it around your head... How would it NOT stay up there?
EDIT: You should get a turbie-twist. If somehow it won't stay up there for you.. >_> Assuming you have long hair.

[TannerFrankLand]

How many towels.... 1, 2, 3 ... Oh wait, do ShamWows count??

[Civylia]

How many towels.... 1, 2, 3 ... Oh wait, do ShamWows count??

You have ShamWOW? I love ShamWOW!

[Surpsainia]

It's easy -wrap and twist.

HA! Now you have broken your secret

You just get the towel, and WRAP it around your head... How would it NOT stay up there?
EDIT: You should get a turbie-twist. If somehow it won't stay up there for you.. >_> Assuming you have long hair.

Ah ha... So long hair is the key to the whole thing.

[Ring of Isengard]

It's easy -wrap and twist.

HA! Now you have broken your secret

Not my secret, it's the women's secret.

[Civylia]

Ah ha... So long hair is the key to the whole thing.

Well you wouldn't really need to wrap the towel around your head to dry it if you DIDN'T have long hair.. but yes, it kind of is.