Oregon and California lead effort to allow OTC birth control

[The Enclave Government]

No... no it doesn't.

Teenagers will have sex, early adults will have sex. It's human nature and you can't stop that. All abstinence does is deprive children of education and knowledge they desperately need.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. And you could stop that, but it would be painful for everyone and the human race would end. So let's not go down that road.

Don't tell me what to do, David Cameron!

[Costa Fierro]

No... no it doesn't.

Teenagers will have sex, early adults will have sex. It's human nature and you can't stop that. All abstinence does is deprive children of education and knowledge they desperately need.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. And you could stop that, but it would be painful for everyone and the human race would end. So let's not go down that road.

Hit the nail on the head.

[Gauthier]

STI/STD's? Abstinence sex ed works wonders.

No... no it doesn't.

Teenagers will have sex, early adults will have sex. It's human nature and you can't stop that. All abstinence does is deprive children of education and knowledge they desperately need.

But how else will red states get more voters?

[The Enclave Government]

No... no it doesn't.

Teenagers will have sex, early adults will have sex. It's human nature and you can't stop that. All abstinence does is deprive children of education and knowledge they desperately need.

But how else will red states get more voters?

Obviously school prayer and forcing children to read the bible!

subtle atheist satire

[United Marxist Nations]

From the New York Times,
hormonal contraceptives like pills, patches and rings, ?

I'M SO CONFUSED. WOMEN, EXPLAIN YOUR BIRTH CONTROL DEVICES AND THEIR FUNCTIONS.

[Daburuetchi]

From the New York Times,
hormonal contraceptives like pills, patches and rings, ?

I'M SO CONFUSED. WOMEN, EXPLAIN YOUR BIRTH CONTROL DEVICES AND THEIR FUNCTIONS.

After many years looking through sordid magazines in the dark I am an expect in both 2-d and 3-d women so I have the answers. I assume the patches like the pills release progesterone which bamboozles their ovaries into not spewing out an egg. Rings I assume are the purity kind that like the jones brothers wear that prevent women from getting laid.

[The Enclave Government]

I'M SO CONFUSED. WOMEN, EXPLAIN YOUR BIRTH CONTROL DEVICES AND THEIR FUNCTIONS.

After many years looking through sordid magazines in the dark I am an expect in both 2-d and 3-d women so I have the answers. I assume the patches like the pills release progesterone which bamboozles their ovaries into not spewing out an egg. Rings I assume are the purity kind that like the jones brothers wear that prevent women from getting laid.

Actually, they are worse.

The rings are put in the special triangle in a special place in the beforesaid special triangle.

[United Marxist Nations]

After many years looking through sordid magazines in the dark I am an expect in both 2-d and 3-d women so I have the answers. I assume the patches like the pills release progesterone which bamboozles their ovaries into not spewing out an egg. Rings I assume are the purity kind that like the jones brothers wear that prevent women from getting laid.

Actually, they are worse.

The rings are put in the special triangle in a special place in the beforesaid special triangle.

How would that be an effective method of pregnancy prevention?!

[Daburuetchi]

After many years looking through sordid magazines in the dark I am an expect in both 2-d and 3-d women so I have the answers. I assume the patches like the pills release progesterone which bamboozles their ovaries into not spewing out an egg. Rings I assume are the purity kind that like the jones brothers wear that prevent women from getting laid.

Actually, they are worse.

The rings are put in the special triangle in a special place in the beforesaid special triangle.

So all women are illuminati confirmed?

[Gauthier]

Actually, they are worse.

The rings are put in the special triangle in a special place in the beforesaid special triangle.

So all women are illuminati confirmed?

Femiluminati Confirmed.

[Kraylandia]

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. And you could stop that, but it would be painful for everyone and the human race would end. So let's not go down that road.

Don't tell me what to do, David Cameron!

[United Marxist Nations]

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. And you could stop that, but it would be painful for everyone and the human race would end. So let's not go down that road.

Don't tell me what to do, David Cameron!

"See that pig over there?"

[Daburuetchi]

So all women are illuminati confirmed?

Femiluminati Confirmed.

Egad I'm not sure if I should be scared or aroused!

[United Marxist Nations]

Femiluminati Confirmed.

Egad I'm not sure if I should be scared or aroused!

Depends, are we getting any? If yes, aroused, if no, scared and rather insulted.

[ ]Aroused
[X]Insulted

[Reploid Productions]

Actually, they are worse.

The rings are put in the special triangle in a special place in the beforesaid special triangle.

How would that be an effective method of pregnancy prevention?!

Rings, much like patches, release the same hormones as the pill, they just tend to be placed... like that. And that's not even getting into IUDs, which if I recall come in both the medicated and non-medicated varieties, but basically sit in the uterus to prevent an egg from implanting in the uterine wall. The medicated version just also does the hormones for symptom management. One advantage to rings and IUDs over the pill, besides the obvious "You don't need to remember to take a pill every day at about the same time for it to work" is that since they don't have to make it through the digestive tract, they're much lower dosage than the pill.

(Fun fact: A LOT of women using the daily birth control pill are not necessarily using it strictly for its "No making baby" properties. It's also used for regulating the menstrual cycle, managing excessive PMS/PMDD symptoms such as cramps, moodiness, excessive bleeding, joint pain, nausea and so on; and can also be used as an effective acne treatment.)

And Kraylandia, you need to get rid of that pic, like, now. If it's NSFW, it's NSFNS either.
EDIT: Looks like it's gone.

[Kraylandia]

And Kraylandia, you need to get rid of that pic, like, now. If it's NSFW, it's NSFNS either.
EDIT: Looks like it's gone.

Yeah, apologies. I realised that after posting it. Won't happen again.

[United Marxist Nations]

Tbh, I still feel like that would be something that very few women could legitimately choose over the pill.

[Reploid Productions]

Tbh, I still feel like that would be something that very few women could legitimately choose over the pill.

You'd be surprised. With the pill, you have to take it daily, and about the same time each day for maximum effectiveness. Rings can be a "once a month and forget about it" dealie; remember, women stick tampons up in the vagina all the time without any problem; putting it in place might be uncomfortable, but once in place you don't even feel it. Some of the latest IUDs are more "once every five years, with the bonus of possibly eliminating monthly bleeding entirely." That can be a hell of a lot better than "Crap, time for my pill and I still bleed every month."

[Daburuetchi]

Tbh, I still feel like that would be something that very few women could legitimately choose over the pill.

You'd be surprised. With the pill, you have to take it daily, and about the same time each day for maximum effectiveness. Rings can be a "once a month and forget about it" dealie; remember, women stick tampons up in the vagina all the time without any problem; putting it in place might be uncomfortable, but once in place you don't even feel it. Some of the latest IUDs are more "once every five years, with the bonus of possibly eliminating monthly bleeding entirely." That can be a hell of a lot better than "Crap, time for my pill and I still bleed every month."

Gott en himmel reading this makes me glad I gots one X chromosome

[The Enclave Government]

Tbh, I still feel like that would be something that very few women could legitimately choose over the pill.

You'd be surprised. With the pill, you have to take it daily, and about the same time each day for maximum effectiveness. Rings can be a "once a month and forget about it" dealie; remember, women stick tampons up in the vagina all the time without any problem; putting it in place might be uncomfortable, but once in place you don't even feel it. Some of the latest IUDs are more "once every five years, with the bonus of possibly eliminating monthly bleeding entirely." That can be a hell of a lot better than "Crap, time for my pill and I still bleed every month."

I'm not even going to ask.

Also i'm very suprised that the conservative side of NSG hasn't come over to oppose the measure.

Though again NSG does have a liberal lean.

[The Enclave Government]

And Kraylandia, you need to get rid of that pic, like, now. If it's NSFW, it's NSFNS either.
EDIT: Looks like it's gone.

Yeah, apologies. I realised that after posting it. Won't happen again.

David Cameron would never post NSFW content!

[United Marxist Nations]

Tbh, I still feel like that would be something that very few women could legitimately choose over the pill.

You'd be surprised. With the pill, you have to take it daily, and about the same time each day for maximum effectiveness. Rings can be a "once a month and forget about it" dealie; remember, women stick tampons up in the vagina all the time without any problem; putting it in place might be uncomfortable, but once in place you don't even feel it. Some of the latest IUDs are more "once every five years, with the bonus of possibly eliminating monthly bleeding entirely." That can be a hell of a lot better than "Crap, time for my pill and I still bleed every month."

With the latest one, I see the point, but I think the tampon point isn't correct because those are cotton, and I assume these to be hard. Also... um... How does it, you know, stay up there?

[The Enclave Government]

You'd be surprised. With the pill, you have to take it daily, and about the same time each day for maximum effectiveness. Rings can be a "once a month and forget about it" dealie; remember, women stick tampons up in the vagina all the time without any problem; putting it in place might be uncomfortable, but once in place you don't even feel it. Some of the latest IUDs are more "once every five years, with the bonus of possibly eliminating monthly bleeding entirely." That can be a hell of a lot better than "Crap, time for my pill and I still bleed every month."

With the latest one, I see the point, but I think the tampon point isn't correct because those are cotton, and I assume these to be hard. Also... um... How does it, you know, stay up there?

[Kraylandia]

You'd be surprised. With the pill, you have to take it daily, and about the same time each day for maximum effectiveness. Rings can be a "once a month and forget about it" dealie; remember, women stick tampons up in the vagina all the time without any problem; putting it in place might be uncomfortable, but once in place you don't even feel it. Some of the latest IUDs are more "once every five years, with the bonus of possibly eliminating monthly bleeding entirely." That can be a hell of a lot better than "Crap, time for my pill and I still bleed every month."

With the latest one, I see the point, but I think the tampon point isn't correct because those are cotton, and I assume these to be hard. Also... um... How does it, you know, stay up there?

This thread is gonna turn into Reppy's sex ed lessons.

[United Marxist Nations]

With the latest one, I see the point, but I think the tampon point isn't correct because those are cotton, and I assume these to be hard. Also... um... How does it, you know, stay up there?

Rings staying in vagina = vagina magic = Slaanesh worship = heresy