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[Yumyumsuppertime]

On Donald Trump's no good, very bad week.

This whole thing is spectacular. This past week has just been an absolute meltdown. Chernobyl is jealous.

[Thermodolia]

From the will the USA survive a Trump Presidency thread:

Nope, I predict either a second Civil War, World War Three, or another Great Depression worse than the previous one.

Can we name it the "Yuge Depression"?

[Dileno]

From the will the USA survive a Trump Presidency thread:

Can we name it the "Yuge Depression"?

I've been ninja'd!

[Thermodolia]

From the will the USA survive a Trump Presidency thread:

I've been ninja'd!

Ya got to be quick

[Galloism]

I may have laughed at this far more than I should, but I'm a nerd.

No, because Communism wouldn't work in a class of 4th graders, nor any school class.

I had some success in a math class.

I erased the lines of division, and seized control of the means of multiplication.

EDIT: Worth adding in:

I had some success in a math class.

I erased the lines of division, and seized control of the means of multiplication.

And of course, those within your ranks that did not think your tactics would add up, were mercilessly subtracted.

[Wallenburg]

I am perfectly fine with keeping my right to vote over five million dollars.

well it will never bring you 5 million dollars worth of enjoyment

Money does not buy happiness.

Money can buy puppies.

I laughed longer than I should have.

[Singularity Multiversal Travel Empire]

An oldie but a goodie.
UMN said he could defy all political classifications.
Harley used a new one on him.
And this is what it is!

Every worker gets his share?

The man with the wife ration card fucks. The man without the wife ration card follows the man with the wife ration card so that when the man with the wife ration card dies, he can pick up the wife ration card, and fuck.

[USS Monitor]

I thought this was funny, and it's nice to see someone that is a good sport after getting warned:

Es gibt Regeln auch wenn man Fremdsprache schreibt.

*** Warned for flaming ***

I don't speak Spanish, sorry.

[The Transylvanian States]

Crimewave hits gotham, in other news, water...wet

[USS Monitor]

Crimewave hits gotham, in other news, water...wet

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[The Two Jerseys]

From the "dumb people shouldn't vote" thread:

Exactly correct. And how do you determine who is eligible to vote on basis of IQ?

"Have you voted Republican at any point in your life?"
"Yea....For my district."
"Im sorry sir, only the enlightened and educated are allowed to vote."
"What the fuck? I have a PhD in Theoretical physics!"
"Well if you had a PhD in voting, you would've voted for a democrat."
"....i will massacre you. I WILL FUCK YOU UP. COME HERE."

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"local man is in the hospital after being brutally beaten by man with a PhD in Theoretical physics. Though its really just Physics at this point considering what was done to the victims ass."

[Thermodolia]

From the General Election Thread: Part V

That might or might not work, especially if he keeps sniffing.

The sniffing was disturbing. Do you think the AV people in St Louis said, 'Get him a microphone that can pick up an ant farting at 500 yards.'

[United Marxist Nations]

Speaking of cuck porn anyone watch the debates?

[The Emerald Dawn]

By that logic Trump is an obvious Lannister with his daughter comments.

Don't be ridiculous. Lannisters pay their debts.

[The East Marches]

Move to a real state bud instead of a third-world country that inexplicably votes in American elections.

Context: In reference to the state of IL

[Maljaratas]

It is BS like this that make me want to quit NS. I now get to spend months trying to repair damage done by one stinking issue with insanely extreme effects? Remind me how this is supposed to be fun?

What really sucks is when you're playing Monopoly and you just randomly pull a "Go Directly To Jail" card. I mean, WTF, right?

Flipping the board is way more fun than that.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

When Poland didn't ban all abortions for whatever reason whatsoever, IIRC.

I wish they had succeeded in Poland.

As I understand it, they did, but then they felt the need to attack Russia for some reason.

[Reploid Productions]

From the "If only men could vote, Trump would win so we should repeal women's right to vote" thread:

A weird world where "dick inspector" becomes an actual job title.

It's hard work.

They make long days.

And at the end of it, they usually take a stiff drink.

[Western Pacific Territories]

This, building tractor mines in Nebraska is worthless. What we should be doing is forcefully relocate corn farmers from Iowa, have them set up corn farms near that accidental man-made sea in California, and collectiveize what's left of the American corn industry.

the mines are in wyoming

there's nothing in nebraska so it's the perfect place for gulags

[Neanderthaland]

Clinton could publicly murder 10 babies and still win at this point.

Because Trump would immediately kill 11 just to show that he's tougher.

[Eol Sha]

"Alaska was settled by American settlers after the Revolutionary War."

Jesus led them there, you know. Walked right across the Bering Strait.

[Fartsniffage]

UNESCO is a great organization, just this action seems unorthodox at best.

[Troperia]

Most Nations that make 5 years have at least once donated something to NationStates

I have donated nothing to this site other than constant usage of creepy flags.

I don't know but this seems very funny to me.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Pretty sure Nihilism is under philosophy. :^)

Not that it really matters.

[Thermodolia]

Context:

I always knew that he's gay. As the saying goes it takes one to know one

My gaydar is awful and I knew he was gay.

My gaydar tells me that maybe Rachel Maddow is a lesbian, I also have my suspicions about that Neil Patrick Harris fella....