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R the Zombie wrote:

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:There are ... worse things, probably. >_>

Like dying on a toilet after a particularly rough bout of constipation?

R the Zombie wrote:

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:That would be one of them, yus. Oh, the ignominy.

Yes, quite. That's what I'm glad I'm already dead. Saves me the trouble of having to deal with predicaments like that.

Winnopolis wrote:Good, then.

Indeed. There's plenty of other avenues that are legal and ethical in which to entertain certain natural tendencies.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:Like dying on a toilet after a particularly rough bout of constipation?

Taco Tuesday was the beginning of the end. The bowel pressure proved to be catastrophic.

Winnopolis wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:Yes, quite. That's what I'm glad I'm already dead. Saves me the trouble of having to deal with predicaments like that.



Indeed. There's plenty of other avenues that are legal and ethical in which to entertain certain natural tendencies.

Like actually going through the courting process?

R the Zombie wrote:

Hurdegaryp wrote:Taco Tuesday was the beginning of the end. The bowel pressure proved to be catastrophic.

Never buy chimichanga's from the back of a truck.

Winnopolis wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:Never buy chimichanga's from the back of a truck.

My bf courted me properly. I guess it's something I should be proud of?

R the Zombie wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:My bf courted me properly. I guess it's something I should be proud of?

Yes it is. I think it shows tremendous dedication. Of course, this is all theory on my part. I'm a slut.

Winnopolis wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:Never buy chimichanga's from the back of a truck.

My bf courted me properly. I guess it's something I should be proud of?

Ethel mermania wrote:

Dyakovo wrote:Who?

Whitney Houston's daughter. Another drug od that gets blamed on everyoNE but the user.

Winnopolis wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:Yes it is. I think it shows tremendous dedication. Of course, this is all theory on my part. I'm a slut.

Wow. I feel like a Princess.

Btw, I just noticed I quoted the wrong message, but it's directed to you anyways.

R the Zombie wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:Like actually going through the courting process?

I think true courting is an activity that far too few people practice these days. Everyone seems to have gone from the art of wooing to clunk-click-strip-off-quick.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:My bf courted me properly. I guess it's something I should be proud of?

Depends.

I've never courted a woman, like, ever, even though I've dated many.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:My bf courted me properly. I guess it's something I should be proud of?

Depends.

I've never courted a woman, like, ever, even though I've dated many.

R the Zombie wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:Wow. I feel like a Princess.

Btw, I just noticed I quoted the wrong message, but it's directed to you anyways.

Hehe, I notices and assumed. Still, good on ya for having a courtship. I think that's very cool.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:My bf courted me properly. I guess it's something I should be proud of?

Depends.

I've never courted a woman, like, ever, even though I've dated many.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:I think true courting is an activity that far too few people practice these days. Everyone seems to have gone from the art of wooing to clunk-click-strip-off-quick.

Eh, I don't court women, but my perspective is different.

I prefer spontaneity and seeing people react in unexpected ways as opposed to having this structured courtship moves.

Dyakovo wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Depends.

I've never courted a woman, like, ever, even though I've dated many.

I've taken a woman to court... Does that count?

Dyakovo wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Depends.

I've never courted a woman, like, ever, even though I've dated many.

I've taken a woman to court... Does that count?

Jochistan wrote:Fucking 8AM

R the Zombie wrote:

Winnopolis wrote:Prostitution.

Giselle could've died another way.

Lamar, on the other hand... If he's on life support... Then it's not gonna work. It's imminent.

Prostitution? Never. Not my style to sell it or buy it. Though, one could go to the brothel and never purchase the services offered, I suppose.

Winnopolis wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Depends.

I've never courted a woman, like, ever, even though I've dated many.

Wow. But you find THE ONE, you should court.

R the Zombie wrote:Hehe, I notices and assumed. Still, good on ya for having a courtship. I think that's very cool.

:)

Ethel mermania wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:
Prostitution? Never. Not my style to sell it or buy it. Though, one could go to the brothel and never purchase the services offered, I suppose.

If it's the plan to go that way, why not.

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:

R the Zombie wrote:Like dying on a toilet after a particularly rough bout of constipation?

That would be one of them, yus. Oh, the ignominy.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:That would be one of them, yus. Oh, the ignominy.

My goal is to not disgrace my species. I don't want to go done to something lower on the food chain, like a shark or a bear.

R the Zombie wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:My goal is to not disgrace my species. I don't want to go done to something lower on the food chain, like a shark or a bear.

What is higher on the food chain?